Twitter Autism - What is the dumbest thing you’ve seen posted on Twitter

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Another fresh batch of Twitter Autism that makes even this autist cringe
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>Artist posts cute comic
>Furries freak the fuck out and go "UMMM, HECKIN YIKES, UNFOLLOWED" because she tagged jk rowling
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why's this nigga calling her "they"
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She's 28 years old, yet still has a grudge over her parents because her boobs are more important than studying.
 
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When people say "Twitter isn't reality", this isn't just them saying that the Internet isn't reality, this is them saying that Twitter isn't even the Internet.

In case you have trouble finding it, it's down at the bottom of this chart.
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jorgoth said:
When people say "Twitter isn't reality", this isn't just them saying that the Internet isn't reality, this is them saying that Twitter isn't even the Internet.

In case you have trouble finding it, it's down at the bottom of this chart.
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For anyone else confused by the lack of an x axis label, this chart measures millions of active users. Source (scroll down to number 3).
 
Luigi McPizza said:
Why does everyone on Twitter seem to have family issues? The translation is "the most unreal part of Disney movies" and "this generation doesn't want a prince charming, they want a fucking apology from their family".
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If you're on Twitter a terminal amount (most frequent Tweeters are) you're probably lacking people to talk to about your problems (like family members or close friends). Also everyone on Twitter is a faggot and their parents probably kicked them out for fucking the dog or something.
 
Luigi McPizza said:
Why does everyone on Twitter seem to have family issues? The translation is "the most unreal part of Disney movies" and "this generation doesn't want a prince charming, they want a fucking apology from their family".
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TBF, most latin and asian families are very traditional, particularly the matriarchs. Even that's an understatement as they will practically never admit to being wrong.
Chin of Campbell said:
If you're on Twitter a terminal amount (most frequent Tweeters are) you're probably lacking people to talk to about your problems (like family members or close friends). Also everyone on Twitter is a faggot and their parents probably kicked them out for fucking the dog or something.
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Same as above but if talking white people, oh that's different and definitely the case of being an annoying little shit.
 
A thread about their cheating ex to 'expose' them. The response from twitter users is: it is overkill to send a PA over a cheating. Cheating is not nice, but it's something to be dealt with privately.

the highlight tho, is chat logs of their break up. Which, as pointed out by other users, somehow manages to sound like a RP.

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It's hard to find fresh milk on Twitter because every single time it's the exact same thing, but I had a good laugh at this one:
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The self-awareness with this tweet is nonexistent. :lol:
 
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