Twitter Autism - What is the dumbest thing you’ve seen posted on Twitter

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Kamen Rider OOO said:
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It's true, I personally whip my animals to start my morning. It's right up there with coffee and a cigarette in ways to really get your day started right!

By the way never let your cats skimp on their cotton quotas, those lazy Caggers will ask for an inch then take a mile.
 
I remember stumbling upon a "hit tweet" of a girl flaunting how she sucked dick for ingame currency in that one new, blown out of proportion weeb gacha game, Genshin Impact, and I don't know why, but it's been tormenting me ever since. This is what children and young adults support? Has the concept of shame and dignity been buried under a rubble with these new generations, so much so that saying 'prostitution is bad' is now looked down upon?

I like to think Twitter is only a small percentage of general population, but many kids, and future adults are getting their minds shaped by it. Is there any hope or are we utterly fucked?
 
I found out on Twitter you can have you features locked for even questioning a transgender person, let alone "misgender" them. Comes to show how twitter is way to brittle over people even showing the slightest dissident to custom genders, pronouns, LGBT and the raping of traditional gender roles.
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Just to inform you how strict Twitter's rules are. You can get a 7 day suspension for calling someone a "cunt". Which is what happened to him.
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Our beloved Weedeater/Jongg-eater has been terribly boring for the better part of the past year, and until now I had stopped checking in on him altogether. Unfortunately for him, he has decided he wants... something... from me, and the results have been highly lulzy.

For background, he apparently has decided to play armchair psychologist with "right-wingers", seen here:
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All of a sudden he unblocked me and went through months' worth of my tweets and DMed me a bunch of random shit:
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Then, after 4:00 AM in my time zone he began messaging me on a Discord alt pretending to be someone else despite typing in the exact same manner and saying the same things as always:
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"Cannibalistic remarks" being his very frequent posts where he said he wanted to eat people and see them burned alive on television.

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"He was at one point trying to get into Hololive but couldn't"

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"It's the only way"

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"you must give in to him"

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"you could just actually go to his country and kill him"

He ABSOLUTELY does not realise that I figured out who he was and that I ultimately addressed him directly.
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He even thought he could fool his own server.

On the same night (morning) he made a very silly post on my message board, which means I now have his IP and location, but I'm a REALLY NICE GUY so it's not like I'd do anything with that.
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The monar in question (lol)

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I understand that he's so retarded it's not funny, but when it comes to Twitter autism, this is IT.
 
albert the programmer said:
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If your counter to buildings in China collapsing on their own as streets explode from the sewers underneath and open wires electrocute anyone who touches metal during a flood to death is that some buildings in America get torn apart by giant tornados that look like the wind gods themselves are smiting humanity, you may need to reevaluate your comparison.
 
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And to think, these people were rallying against “rape culture” a decade ago.
 
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Mr Metron666 said:
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And to think, these people were rallying against “rape culture” a decade ago.
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Little follow-up to this
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I guess leftists will support anything if you add “sexual” at the end of it. Even if it’s something they used to rally against.
Flexo said:
I can no longer tell what is meant sincerely and what is performance art any more.
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Maybe at least some of it is performance art. To draw out & expose those who genuinely support such dengeneracy.
 
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This one’s a bit old (2 years to be exact, from the height of BLM protests over George Floyd). Try telling me this does not sound like something a deeply disturbed child would say.
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So 63% of Twitter users are between 35-65 years old, vast majority male. Median user is 40. It’s all older millennials and Gen-Z’ers, basically childless middle aged soyboys and a small coterie of deranged younger people, also mostly male. The fact that they aren’t on Snapchat or Instagram means that they’re the unpopular ones and can’t make friends outside the context of politics. It’s middle aged self-importance masquerading as youthful dynamism.
 
jorgoth said:
So 63% of Twitter users are between 35-65 years old, vast majority male. Median user is 40. It’s all older millennials and Gen-Z’ers, basically childless middle aged soyboys and a small coterie of deranged younger people, also mostly male. The fact that they aren’t on Snapchat or Instagram means that they’re the unpopular ones and can’t make friends outside the context of politics. It’s middle aged self-importance masquerading as youthful dynamism.
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You said this as if 80% Twitter traffic is not a mix of porn and YouTuber/stars Stans/fans
 
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