Twitter 9/15 - CWC Funko Pops

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Has Chris ever thought of sculpting with real clay? With some practice

Lol, no. Chris can't even be bothered to use a free app on one of his two fucking iPhones to improve his art in even the slightest. And a grown man only has so many hours in the day to play with toys and watch cartoons!
 
Has Chris ever thought of sculpting with real clay? With some practice, he could probably make his own custom Funko shit without having to butcher a figurine he bought with the tugboat money his mother didn't steal from him.
That's work, and doesn't involve buying more toys.
 
Had Chris discovered Funko Pops before amiibos, he would have been selling his custom creations 3-4 years ago on eBay. Can't wait for the limited edition Michael Snyder one with its visible cold heart.
 
Has Chris ever thought of sculpting with real clay? With some practice, he could probably make his own custom Funko shit without having to butcher a figurine he bought with the tugboat money his mother didn't steal from him.
That's usually how custom Funko POPs are made: Take cheap Funko POP (or a second one if you plan on using a different body/head in your custom), strip it of any paint, use some sort of air dry clay (ironically enough Crayola Model Magic is what most Funko custom makers recommend using) to add features that either figure lacks, and repaint it. In Chris's case, I can tell that he did a bad job at customizing the POPs but that's probably due to lacking the right sculpting tools.

Oh, and I'm sorry for the :autism:.
 
That's usually how custom Funko POPs are made: Take cheap Funko POP (or a second one if you plan on using a different body/head in your custom), strip it of any paint, use some sort of air dry clay (ironically enough Crayola Model Magic is what most Funko custom makers recommend using) to add features that either figure lacks, and repaint it. In Chris's case, I can tell that he did a bad job at customizing the POPs but that's probably due to lacking the right sculpting tools.

Oh, and I'm sorry for the :autism:.
Now that you mention it, a fine grit sandpaper would have taken some of the roughness off of Old Chris' face. I know one of Chris' flaws is putting the bare minimum effort into creating the things he does, but it would be interesting to see him take that one extra step.
 
Now that you mention it, a fine grit sandpaper would have taken some of the roughness off of Old Chris' face. I know one of Chris' flaws is putting the bare minimum effort into creating the things he does, but it would be interesting to see him take that one extra step.
That won't happen though. Chris see's his artistic skills as more than sufficient and no matter what he makes, it is perfect and just the way he planned it to be from the very start.
 
Wasn’t he last seen begging for cash and prizes because hurricane Florence was headed their way and they were desperate for food? Then again, he has so many of those things they can probably lash them together and float to safety.
 
I don't think it's been mentioned before but someone should tell Chris his nose is really large and masculine, and that he looks like he's trying to lure 7 year olds into his basement with the first photograph.
 
Has Chris ever thought of sculpting with real clay? With some practice, he could probably make his own custom Funko shit without having to butcher a figurine he bought with the tugboat money his mother didn't steal from him.
See you done fugged up here, because this entire post was made under the idea that chris would exert the least amount of effort into anything. The only thing he puts effort into is spending money on useless crap and shitting himself.
 
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