Twitter 9/15 - CWC Funko Pops

[Pickle Inspector]

Why not just get a figure with a smaller nose? You can't get away from those damn things. They aren't exactly hard to find.

I bet he used the head off one of the pony funkos or something equally exceptional.

 

[Apocalypso]

His nose looks like his nads.

 

[GloryHole]

I know that everyone has been joking about Chris finally getting around to modding his FunkoPops like he does to everything else he owns, but I'm still shocked it finally happened...

 

[Philosophy Phil]

More like, "Fucko Poops" am I right ladies?

 

[Done]

In 3-5 years he will sell that mangled Funko Pop for $500 dollars.

It is a mini Sanic Totem.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris needs to take that nasty tiara off his head.

l. And of course, Chris is horribly painted, poorly modified, and somehow has become a further waste of space.

FTFY!

 

[AgentYoshida4444]

Judging by his eyebrows in the picture above, he's probably filmed by Barb before forcing him to sell the things. Possibly at gunpoint.

 

[Clintonberg]

So when are these available for purchase?

Asking for a friend... haha

 

[Pepito The Cat]

I see he keeps trying to cash in with his little fetishes and self monuments. I know he has mental problems but at some point, one assume he might learn something Chris never learns.

It's possible he holds a paintbrush like he holds his pens penis.

Now it makes more sense...

 

[RJ MacReady]

What's funny is that the "female" one is probably the best looking physical object Chris has ever made only because he barely needed to alter anything to get what he wanted.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I bet Chris's pay pigs are happy to see their donations being spent on this instead of essentials

 

[GloryHole]

I bet Chris's pay pigs are happy to see their donations being spent on this instead of essentials

They are just happy as long as they are part of "Christory"

 

[Optimus Prime]

Time to add more to the running total of money Chris has spent on toys:

- Transformers Prime Voyager Optimus Prime (red truck): $25 MSRP
- Transformers The Last Knight Deluxe Swqueeks (yes that's its legit name, the blue scooter), $15 MSRP
- Two Funko Pops (based on what I've seen, probably Ferris Bueler but I don't know what the girl figure originally was) - $20 at $10 ea.
- MLP Equestria Girls Movie Theatre Playset w/ Juniper Montage figure (the playset allows girls to use the theatre screen as a tablet holder so their dolls can watch films in it), $35 MSRP

total: $95.

Additionally, these are hilariously and probably unintentionally very Rick and Morty given how poorly Chris painted the eyes to the point the black part looks like a *

 

[GloryHole]

Time to add more to the running total of money Chris has spent on toys:

- Transformers Prime Voyager Optimus Prime (red truck): $25 MSRP
- Transformers The Last Knight Deluxe Swqueeks (yes that's its legit name, the blue scooter), $15 MSRP
- Two Funko Pops (based on what I've seen, probably Ferris Bueler but I don't know what the girl figure originally was) - $20 at $10 ea.
- MLP Equestria Girls Movie Theatre Playset w/ Juniper Montage figure (the playset allows girls to use the theatre screen as a tablet holder so their dolls can watch films in it), $35 MSRP

total: $95.

Additionally, these are hilariously and probably unintentionally very Rick and Morty given how poorly Chris painted the eyes to the point the black part looks like a *

Ah to see the world through Chris's eyes. Funny how the stuff he sees on tv and in games slowly change his imaginary worlds/characters/dimensions.

 

[LesbianSleepoverParty]

If he had the intention of "past Chris" representing him getting caught in the house fire, then he did a wonderful job of making himself look like a burn victim.

 

[Super Collie]

Guess which ones he used as a base?

Don't all Funko Pops look the same?

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

Why does everything you make have a tacky cheap paper-mache texture to it?

That's actually a good question. Why is it that Chris never smooth the clay? I mean it's not that hard you just need a wet brush or a knife.

 

[TOOTBLAN]

Talk about cutting off your nose to spite your face.

 

[Lord Thistlewick Flanders]

Is it just me or does Chris look even more smug then usual?

 

[thismanlies]

Has Chris ever thought of sculpting with real clay? With some practice, he could probably make his own custom Funko shit without having to butcher a figurine he bought with the tugboat money his mother didn't steal from him.