Relationship Status:
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<option value="0" selected="selected" class="not-selected"> not set</option>
<option value="53">700 wives and 300 concubines</option>
<option value="45">A cockroach, nothing can kill it. </option>
<option value="153">A teenager in love</option>
<option value="44">Above such petty unnecessities</option>
<option value="11">Abstaining</option>
<option value="165">All is for my lord</option>
<option value="132">And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson</option>
<option value="116">And they all lived happily ever after <3</option>
<option value="206">Anime is my true love</option>
<option value="98">Armed with the Power of Love</option>
<option value="161">Awaiting my mail-order bride</option>
<option value="144">Baby don't hurt me!</option>
<option value="33">Barbecuing</option>
<option value="57">Betrayed by Delilah</option>
<option value="26">Boffing Buffy</option>
<option value="69">Brewing the love potion</option>
<option value="19">Brony</option>
<option value="129">Browsing the selection</option>
<option value="157">Buried in snow, waiting for spring</option>
<option value="18">Californicating</option>
<option value="179">Can't buy me love</option>
<option value="89">Cast away</option>
<option value="34">Charming Titania with a donkey face</option>
<option value="24">Chocolate!</option>
<option value="194">Cigarettes and Valentines</option>
<option value="91">Coming soon to theaters</option>
<option value="218">Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary</option>
<option value="190">Consider his love an honor</option>
<option value="128">Crazy Cat Lady</option>
<option value="4">Dancing with Captain Jack Harkness</option>
<option value="109">Dancing with myself</option>
<option value="115">Dating Catwoman</option>
<option value="2">Dating the Doctor</option>
<option value="12">Desperate</option>
<option value="149">Don't hug me; I'm scared</option>
<option value="112">Drift compatible</option>
<option value="185">Drowning in your pond, hoping you'll notice me</option>
<option value="108">Every rose has its thorn</option>
<option value="111">Faithful to 2D</option>
<option value="73">Falling within your bell curve</option>
<option value="135">Forming Voltron</option>
<option value="188">GAR for Archer</option>
<option value="96">Gay for Big Boss</option>
<option value="204">Get out of here, STALKER</option>
<option value="186">Getting away with murder</option>
<option value="106">Giving love a bad name</option>
<option value="141">Gone fishin'</option>
<option value="192">Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you</option>
<option value="113">Halfway to Pon Farr</option>
<option value="17">Having tea with Cthulhu</option>
<option value="169">He makes me feel like I have a heart</option>
<option value="145">Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun</option>
<option value="120">Heisenberg unreliable</option>
<option value="85">Hello, I love you</option>
<option value="1">Hiding</option>
<option value="50">Holding out for a hero</option>
<option value="154">Hooked on a feeling</option>
<option value="38">Hoping Senpai notices me</option>
<option value="147">Hounds of love are hunting</option>
<option value="131">How YOU doin'?</option>
<option value="121">Hugging my pillow</option>
<option value="143">I <3 love!</option>
<option value="158">I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!</option>
<option value="210">I get a feeling so complicated...</option>
<option value="80">I know</option>
<option value="171">I like big bots and I can not lie</option>
<option value="130">I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!</option>
<option value="213">I made a point to burn all of the photographs</option>
<option value="140">I only want you gone</option>
<option value="122">I wanna know about these strangers like me</option>
<option value="187">I want you to want me</option>
<option value="87">I won't say I'm in love</option>
<option value="205">I'd jump in front of a train for ya!</option>
<option value="117">I'd need a PowerPoint presentation</option>
<option value="105">I'm Clockwork and she's Quartz</option>
<option value="138">I'm in love with my car</option>
<option value="146">I'm just a hunk-a, hunk-a burnin' love</option>
<option value="177">I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me</option>
<option value="167">I'm just high on the world</option>
<option value="133">I've been dreaming of True Love's Kiss</option>
<option value="39">I've got a total eclipse of the heart</option>
<option value="47">I-It's not like I like you, or anything!</option>
<option value="83">If it's you, it's okay</option>
<option value="208">If the gov't can read my mind, they know I'm thinking of you</option>
<option value="127">If you like it, then you shoulda put a ring on it</option>
<option value="166">In another castle</option>
<option value="114">In bed with a green-skinned space babe</option>
<option value="42">In denial</option>
<option value="123">In Lesbians with you</option>
<option value="134">In love with love</option>
<option value="3">In my bunk</option>
<option value="84">In season</option>
<option value="93">In Spades with myself</option>
<option value="104">In the clutches of some Wild Love</option>
<option value="71">In your bunk</option>
<option value="183">is commanded to— WANK!</option>
<option value="201">Is that a kind of food?</option>
<option value="148">It was just a setback</option>
<option value="150">It was only a kiss</option>
<option value="100">It's complicated</option>
<option value="200">It's not my fault I'm not popular!</option>
<option value="197">It's so nice to be turned on again</option>
<option value="181">LA Woman, you're my woman</option>
<option value="56">Less than three</option>
<option value="202">LET'S HAVE A ZILLION BABIES</option>
<option value="203">Like those other sticky valentines</option>
<option value="27">Longing for Dulcinea</option>
<option value="79">Longing for my OTP</option>
<option value="209">Love blinded me (with science!)</option>
<option value="110">Love is an open door</option>
<option value="156">Love is for the living, Sal</option>
<option value="173">Love potion #9</option>
<option value="49">Loves me...loves me not</option>
<option value="48">Lovey-Dovey</option>
<option value="82">Married to my murderer</option>
<option value="193">Married to the job</option>
<option value="191">Maxing my social links</option>
<option value="81">Mu</option>
<option value="180">My elf kissing days are over</option>
<option value="99">My own grandpa</option>
<option value="58">My TiMER is ticking</option>
<option value="10">N-timing</option>
<option value="172">Naked on a bearskin rug, playing the saxophone</option>
<option value="207">Noddin' my head like yeah</option>
<option value="21">Non-Canon</option>
<option value="196">Norwegian Wood</option>
<option value="217">Not caught up in your love affair</option>
<option value="23">Not war</option>
<option value="155">Numbering my troper crushes</option>
<option value="119">On the fine, fine line</option>
<option value="20">On the prowl</option>
<option value="14">On the Titanic</option>
<option value="125">One Is The Loneliest Number</option>
<option value="198">One True Dodecahedron</option>
<option value="164">Only knew I loved her when I let her go</option>
<option value="216">Owner of a lonely heart</option>
<option value="136">P.S. I love you</option>
<option value="43">Pining for the fjords</option>
<option value="76">Playing Cupid</option>
<option value="97">Puppy love</option>
<option value="170">Reincarnated romance</option>
<option value="162">RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1</option>
<option value="77">Remembering what Mama said</option>
<option value="15">Robosexual</option>
<option value="195">Seeking boyfriend-free girl</option>
<option value="199">Sharing a spaghetti noodle</option>
<option value="212">She's holding a very large knife</option>
<option value="31">Shipping fictional characters</option>
<option value="102">Showing feelings of an almost human nature</option>
<option value="40">Singularity</option>
<option value="88">Sinking with my ship</option>
<option value="68">Snogging Lavender Brown</option>
<option value="52">Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!</option>
<option value="92">Star-crossed</option>
<option value="94">Staying up all night to get lucky</option>
<option value="151">Stuck in the middle with you</option>
<option value="16">The new Mrs. Reynolds</option>
<option value="178">The Skitty to my Wailord</option>
<option value="176">The vvillage twwo-wwheeled devvice</option>
<option value="174">They can't hide forever. We've got satellites.</option>
<option value="66">They grew on me like a tumor...</option>
<option value="101">THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!</option>
<option value="182">Tongue-tied</option>
<option value="184">Too sexy for my shirt</option>
<option value="46">Tsundere'ing</option>
<option value="214">TV Tropes ruined my love life</option>
<option value="124">Tweaking my holographic boyfriend</option>
<option value="35">Two-timing</option>
<option value="75">Waiting for Prince Charming</option>
<option value="29">Waiting for you *wink*</option>
<option value="126">Wanna dance with somebody</option>
<option value="59">watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ</option>
<option value="37">We finish each other's sandwiches</option>
<option value="95">What is this thing you call love?</option>
<option value="175">What's love got to do with it?</option>
<option value="159">Who needs love when you have waffles?</option>
<option value="86">Wishfully thinking</option>
<option value="103">Wishing you were here</option>
<option value="189">With my statistically significant other</option>
<option value="74">Writing a love letter</option>
<option value="211">Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free</option>
<option value="163">You can be my wingman any time</option>
<option value="107">You cannot grasp the true form</option>
<option value="90">You're a beautiful woman, probably</option>
<option value="215">YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA</option>
<option value="54">[TOP SECRET]</option>