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...I'm just dumbfounded reading this. Nathan/Chloe got his bottom surgery; how many "holes" does this man have now?! Like... Did he stick it up his butt or what? I know a lot of them get such botched surgeries it winds up sort of merging their new rot pocket and bowels together to the extent they sometimes even shit out of it. I got so grossed out I stopped reading so I don't have the full details in my head.

Who wants to place bets on how long until he gets a severe infection?
 
Anasa Tristis said:
I suspect that she wanted status points from trooning out their kid but having her husband say “I’m genderspecial too!” was a bridge too far. And a lot less fun.
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Mutilating her own daughter was all fun and games, but her husband wants to get a pair of tits and she becomes a bigot.

I'd say I hope she self-reflects but she's probably a nutcase herself.
 
Sean Andalou said:
But I want to point out -- no matter what exactly happened -- it is not vaginal bleeding.
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We've seen the peeholes at time looking more like where the vagina would be normally positioned so it might be there.

It might also be that they've managed to dilate their way through the rectum wall, though you'd expect more moans about pooping out of their "vagina". The joys of SRS! Always a new horror unfolds each day.
 
Sean Andalou said:
I refuse to speculate about that.
But I want to point out -- no matter what exactly happened -- it is not vaginal bleeding.
That is all. :P
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Yeah, that's why I call it a "rot pocket". I refuse to call it a "vagina" because it's a useless open wound leading to nowhere that he needs to force open to prevent from healing. Nathan is 100% convinced he's a real woman now.

The dumbass has even posted claiming he has "zero testosterone" in his body. He's such a retard he has no idea that there's testosterone present in female bodies as well; it's just significantly less than men.
 
Space Monkey Mafia said:
I know a lot of them get such botched surgeries it winds up sort of merging their new rot pocket and bowels together to the extent they sometimes even shit out of it.
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No wonder so many join the 41%. I can't imagine anything more utterly repulsive than shitting out of an open gushing wound. :cryblood:And these faggots actually think that someday they'll be able to properly menstruate from these things.
 
Space Monkey Mafia said:
How many "holes" does this man have now?
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Even gynecologists can't tell!

IQ 88 obese troon said:
... like rib remodelling, height reduction in Turkey, lilac crest implants, clavicle reduction, cinderella procedure, BA, SRS
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What is "Cinderella procedure?". Cutting off part of his foot so he can fit in dainty ballet slippers?

Edit: Google says I'm right. Let's hope he doesn't have diabetes.
 
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Mary Lee Harvey osWalsh said:
I might believe that part of it happened - i.e. a woman came in to clean it up and tried to assure the troon that it was okay, but I absolutely guarantee she did not help him wipe himself. At least in the US (yes, I know this is the UK so maybe it's different), especially if she was working at the restaurant, that would violate a lot of health codes. I could see her giving him a pack of wipes, maybe, but not helping him wipe. Ew.

Then again, if the woman said that curry night gets a lot of people, then their toilets should be better equipped for that.

And why, in God's name, was he drinking thirteen pints? I'm guessing he's a huge brickhon and not a lightweight.
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More like it's total fiction, from top to bottom. Thirteen pints? Depending on what kind of pint (either 16 oz standard pints, or 20 oz imperial pints) it's either 17.3 or 21.7 12 oz beers, which isn't out of the realm of possibility for someone who is very large and a heavy drinker. It's pretty unusual, though.

Also the 'ate some curry and it raced through the digestive tract so fast that it had to come out while still at the restaurant'. That's not believable. It's going to take some time for even a disruptive food to make its way from top to bottom. Maybe he'd wake up with his guts in turmoil, maybe he'd have a loose movement when he took his morning BM, but not 'I just ate this a few hours ago and now it's flying out of me'.

And even if the above two items, unlikely though they were, actually happened? Loose stool does not clog toilets, big hard logs do. There is absolutely nothing about this story that isn't in service to the jerk-off fantasy.
 
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