📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Cunningham]

Translation: the deeper and creepier I got into my paraphilia, less handmaidens wanted to engage in my delusions and went peak trans.

“Through time, I have found myself realizing an incredible feat, one that through my tales of paraphilia has brought to light. Indubitably, the respected presence of handmaidens has been reduced to scarce participation, citing a valuable discomfort participating in my cataclysmic delusions. This tragedy went on to a new form, where said respected maidens have peaked in their trans ideology and identity. This is quite the conundrum.”

 

[Lain The Tranny Beater]

Hehe... Hehehe... So that's the picture you wanna go with?
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If I have to read this shit, you all do too:

I want to talk about the sex scenes, because they were so genuinely different than any I’ve seen. Can you tell me about writing them, where they came from?
They came from a time when I was starting to understand myself. When you transition in your 30s and for the first time start to feel the slightest hint of healing — or what cis people experience naturally, which is the feeling of being right in your body and gender — it allows you to have pretty formative experiences that I think most people have during their first puberty, when they’re actual teenagers. And some of those experiences suck. Finally, I was like, Oh, I understand why everyone was so messy in their 20s! You know?
I had learned this process with World’s Fair and TV Glow where, instead of trying to say something from the outside and explain an experience, I was trying to invite people into my own exploration of these various mysteries. This movie came from the years when I was figuring out who I was sexually and how to not be traumatized and dissociated during sex, but to actually be present. And that required really clear boundaries around consent. That required a lot of gummy candy to eat before and after. That required playfulness, starting and stopping, and being able to wind your way through the experience. And the undoing of the normative tropes of, like, Sex is this act that starts with foreplay and ends with the male climax! I had to learn it. I was having a bunch of sex with a bunch of people. And I was like, This is research. But it was! And I do feel like I reached a much more healthy and liberated place, and by extension, I’m a happier and fuller person.
I think in all of our cultural narrative, our boomer and Gen-X finger-wagging at millennials and Gen Z for being sex-negative, for having less sex — why are we having less sex? It’s so obvious. The world is so nasty, and our relationship to sex is so dysfunctional. Of course we’re having less sex. Sex is horrific. It just takes one visit to YouPorn and you’re like, Jesus Christ. The American sexual psyche — the worldwide sexual psyche — is in a really fucked-up place and needs a lot of healing and interrogation.

 

[Silence of the Troons]

Here's famous lesbian Steve Carell:

 

[Aunt Carol]

Here's famous lesbian Steve Carell:

You mean...

 

[Billy Hargrove]

Look it's story #53409859403850439 of "troon finds out people were humoring him all along" even though they insist that that's just a TERF lie. With a bonus side of "report the coworker to HR as a harasser for not ignoring his lying eyes."

 

[CertifiedFedBot]

Roid rage is pretty well documented in men who use T for juicing, why wouldn’t it have the same effect on pooners?

I would think it'd be worse for pooners, they're usually on pretty high doses and go there from virtually nothing, at least an actual man has test of their own and a lifetime of acclimation.

 

[Lord Of Shit]

I would think it'd be worse for pooners, they're usually on pretty high doses and go there from virtually nothing, at least an actual man has test of their own and a lifetime of acclimation.

I was going to say this but you beat me to it.

Excess T makes even men more aggressive.
Excess T's effects on a female body may be even more pronounced.
Women lack experience in exercising self-control of feelings of aggression (and libido, as well).
They also lack the male socialisation which remainds males of their innate capacity for violence, and also their obligation to control it.
She is probably trying to LARP as her internal idea of a man, which is an aggressive, even violent creature.
She is likely also just using the T as an excuse to chimp out.

 

[Potatis Salad]

Count the layers of delusion.

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Top comment (319 net upvotes):

I'll start the list:
1) Believing lies told from fear .
2) Believing lies told just to be nice.
3) Believing lies told to make you go away.
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This is a real mystery. He has been on estrogen for a few years and therefore looks just like a girl, so why aren't lesbians forming an orderly queue to worship the gock?


Bonus content from this guy: he can't even get a job at Waffle House, thanks a lot Trump!

 

[Cuckoman]

This is a real mystery. He has been on estrogen for a few years and therefore looks just like a girl, so why aren't lesbians forming an orderly queue to worship the gock?
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Bonus content from this guy: he can't even get a job at Waffle House, thanks a lot Trump!
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1, When then troon says their outfit is "pretty professional", what kind of profession?
It is "pretty professional" if your profession is being a cheap prostitute?

2, WaffleHouse is where blacks congregate, always ready to fight at the smallest provocation.
Why would a tranny want to work there? They know what niggers think about troons, right?

 

[Synovial Relic]

to be fair at least he has a real reason for needing the money, most of these trannies either ask for rent money or money for transitioning or therapy or some other gay shit but this dude got stabbed and almost killed

That's assuming that we believe him about getting stabbed

 

[Dragon Snob]

Is that a choker or a tattoo around his neck? It looks like the rope burn/strangle marks the murdered victims in LA Noire have.

Spoiler: Dead woman from LA Noire

 

[Dante Alighieri]

Bonus content from this guy: he can't even get a job at Waffle House, thanks a lot Trump!

Tons of people can't get a job, it's not an exclusively tranny problem

 

[Lord Of Shit]

They know what niggers think about troons, right?

Wrong.

Trannies are almost invariably saturated in leftist dogma, and that does not ACKnowledge the nigger's contempt for troons, homosexuals, and People Of Gender more generally, any more than it recognises that the average Gazan would gleefully chuck trannies from a rooftop.

Huh, maybe muzzies and I have something to bond over after all...

 

[Captain Cornbread Corneli]

I made an account just for this pothead pooner reddit post, sorry if this was already posted
https://share.google/zwXCe5DU3Sfgy91fo

How does weed affect testosterone?
I’m a daily smoker and I’m currently trying to get access to hormones, the psychologist I was working with (as part of the gender clinic) has stated I need to attended a support group to quit. I smoke half a gram a day to help with chronic pain and various other health issues, I’ve spoken previously to my GP about smoking and she has encouraged it as it is having a positive effect overall. It is worth stating the psychologist admitted to having no knowledge about how weed would affect hormones or any of my transitioning. While I completely understand wanting to make sure everything runs as smoothly as possible a part of me is resentful over this as I’ve stated, to him, I do not wish to quit. Since I started smoking I’ve only used it medically and will continue to do so, I have no desire to be stoned all day I just want to not be in as much pain.

I feel as if forcing me to attend a support group for addicts (with proof or I’m denied gender affirming care) is a huge leap. If anyone is able to provide any links to reliable research done on this topic, please do link them. I plan on speaking to my GP about this and asking for a medical professional opinion. If overall it isn’t looking good for my transition then I will quit. Currently anger and frustration is clouding my judgment on this, 8 years I’ve been waiting and for the last 2 it’s been excuse after excuse as to why they can’t allow me to transition. I have 7 months to sort everything out (including getting over my agoraphobia which is great cause apparently all I need to do to “cure” it, is step outside) or they are booting me out of the service. So any help, advice, suggestions, ANYTHING would be greatly appreciated

This first post, if you search weed and testosterone

Fucking LOL
-"Chronic pain"
-smokes half a gram a day.
This bitch is larping as a stoner over smoking a dimebag a day? A fucking children's Tylenol would offer more pain relief than that. I wouldn't doubt that her dealer/dispensary is also ripping her off by selling her stepped on failstrain cabbage from North Korea.

 

[Dragon Snob]

Tons of people can't get a job, it's not an exclusively tranny problem

But you forgot to center trans people as you always should as our trans xisters are the center of the universe

Trannies are almost invariably saturated in leftist dogma, and that does not ACKnowledge the nigger's contempt for troons, homosexuals, and People Of Gender more generally, any more than it recognises that the average Gazan would gleefully chuck trannies from a rooftop.

This is ultimately the reason why their ideology will fail in the end, they are completely disconnected from the people they consider 'virtuous' and fail to see their obvious contempt for them and their beliefs and will be betrayed the moment they no longer need their dumb-asses to obtain power.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Reddit -- Archive

Hey folks! I'm one of the mods on here.
Transphobes are using bait tactics to get trans people banned.
If you see a transphobic post, report it, don't reply to it.
Transphobes want you to reply with comments like "burn in hell/f**k off", so they can report you to Reddit and get your account banned/restricted.
Do not let them win.

I count it as an L that such a subreddit exists at all.

Sample content:

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/RMkkd

Considering how "socialist" troons and poons all claim to be, for some reason not much traffic here.
Let alone transphobic trolling.

 

[Commander Suzdal]

This guy exists. I worked on a surgery floor in a big hospital and easily 80% of patients at any given moment were diabetic amputations. Angry, delusional, entitled—no idea how they got there, no idea what effect they had on the world around them.

I don't know what the right thread is, but I would love to hear more.

 

[Stan]

I would think it'd be worse for pooners, they're usually on pretty high doses and go there from virtually nothing, at least an actual man has test of their own and a lifetime of acclimation.

Yes I’m inclined to agree. Women don’t have “no testosterone at all” (the adrenal glands create a small amount) but it’s an order of magnitude less than normal male levels, and some troons and poons often complain that their doctors are relatively conservative with the HRT when they want to have serum levels akin to natal males and females. (Cause they think it’ll cause more dramatic or faster changes which I don’t think it does.) So yeah I’d be inclined to think pooners will roid rage harder than men from fairly modest doses of testosterone

1, When then troon says their outfit is "pretty professional", what kind of profession?
It is "pretty professional" if your profession is being a cheap prostitute?

Nu-metal frontman

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I count it as an L that such a subreddit exists at all.

Sample content:
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https://ghostarchive.org/archive/RMkkd

Considering how "socialist" troons and poons all claim to be, for some reason not much traffic here.
Let alone transphobic trolling.

Mao and Stalin and Kim Il Sung and Ho Chi Minh and Che and Chavez and Castro could all agree this flag fucking sucks.

 

[farmer andy]

Excess T makes even men more aggressive.

Without a giant PL I can’t explain too much about this but it is completely wrong (easy to look up though). It is a very frequently repeated myth that is so pervasive people just cite it endlessly without thinking.

The effect is closer to confidence and competitiveness, and the idea that it makes people (or just men) angry or aggressive in the way it is typically formulated as “roid rage” is false.

For many reasons - tranny related and otherwise for example sports doping - there’s not terribly much research out there on this, but what is out there does not support the assertion. For example when studying the effects of exogenous test on hierarchies where cooperation and sharing were rewarded, participants did not become more aggressive, instead they became more altruistic. It gives you more of what you need to win and the drive to apply it.

Obviously you can change the conditions to one where aggression and violence are rewarded/how one gains standing and then you’re going to see more of those things, but that’s the situation driving that outcome not something intrinsic in testosterone itself.

Anyway thanks for coming to endocrinology 101 with Dr Andy, I’m not trying to be a smartass here but I think if we’re going to bully trannys (and we should) then we should do it from a position of integrity. We’re not the ones making bathtub T and chopping off our cocks, and the best way to refute all their imaginary retardation is to be precise and accurate in our rebuke.

 

[revisionist]

I would think it'd be worse for pooners, they're usually on pretty high doses and go there from virtually nothing, at least an actual man has test of their own and a lifetime of acclimation.

As the distinguished gentleman said up here roid rage referred to testosterone is a bit of a myth rather it's confined to a handful of actual anabolic steroids ( none of which are testosterone derivatives ).

The main culprit are either dht ( dihydrotestosterone ) or 19nors ( nandrolone ) derivatives, such as Halotestin, Anadrol, Superdrol and the cattle drug Trenbolone.

As for the pooner story at the end she says she has testosterone level in the lower male range, that means around 200-250ng/dl but think that a normal young female walks around at 40ng/dl at best. So it's totally plausible she has outburst of rage.

Otoh troons are another story, how many times I've read guys with ovulation level estrogen and 0 testosterone, I think colostomy tube was all giddy about having 0 testosterone.

Don't worry, we're gonna outlive all of them.

For clarity here's the steroids family tree