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Wow.
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I’m posting this here, rather than in the Most Repulsive Troon funhouse thread, because aside from his ravishing looks, that last sentence was written with clenched teeth and tear-stained cheeks. Talk about an L- I treasure the past relationships that I’ve had, and would probably be a lot less satisfied with being single myself had I not had them. To brag about always having been forever alone (on top of that quip about possibly having kids that he’s unaware of)? Yeah, dude’s coping hard and full of shit.

He looks like a fat nematode from SpongeBob SquarePants. He also reminded me of Family Guy’s depiction of Ted Danson lmao.
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Suspected AGP tries to troon out but had a nasty shock. I can only assume is a violent degenerate, as the cops show up for “inflammatory content” online. Perfect. I wonder what he did. Reddit
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The comments are wild, too. Might come back to this 35 year old thing with an 18 year old “girlfriend” who had a missing person report filed by her mom. Lovely.
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Or this one. His own ex father in law thought he was touching his infant. Oof. Bet he tried to “chest feed”. Will dig a bit, dear farmers.
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Finally, this seething rapehon can’t stand giving cunt cis women a pass. He bleats on against being terminally online as his life is horrible! Handmaidens are just as bad and he has valid life experience with it. Long may it continue.
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Shame he hasn’t clocked he’s the problem as hard as everyone clocks him for the repugnant degenerate he is. Reddit.
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Trannies love to think they're in competition with women and other gay men.

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A lot of masculine gay men seem to hate us (self.StraightTransGirls)
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They’ve been told to suppress any feminine aspect of their personality by both the patriarchy and by gay male beauty standards. Its been drilled to their head being AMAB and femininity is a no-no. So when we trans women embrace our authentic feminine selves and get attention from the straight men they covet and fantasize they feel jealous or lied to by society‘s rules because a trans woman being desired for looking feminine by a straight man is “not supposed to happen“ because she was amab.

I'm guessing they got rejected and bullied for being effeminate gays and thought trooning out would give them a loophole into dating "straight" men and acting flamboyant.

Mizamya 3 points 36 minutes ago
Gay men are jealous that we can sleep with their straight friends

lokey_convo 14 points 5 hours ago
You should consider that they're just men and like being masculine, and that they aren't suppressing anything. Gay men get harassed by being equated to women, so I think they get triggered pretty heavily when they see someone the assume to be a male and a man change and show themselves to be a woman and take on the sex characteristics of a female person. Like if they disregard a trans woman's gender identity and view from a self centered point of view then it probably looks like their worst nightmare and a manifestation of the bullying they were subjected to.
The only time I've heard a gay man express jealousy regarding trans women and partners is an allegation that trans women are somehow convincing all the "twinks" to transition and robbing them of more effeminate male partners. Obviously that's selfish, because the "twinks" they're talking about were trans women that were just making due until they figured themselves out and realized transition was a thing.

[–]exiledgloom 4 points 5 hours ago
besides being jealous of the attention we get, some of them also would prefer if we didnt transition and stayed as fem gay men so they could fuck us lol

[–]Working-Swan-9944 2 points 42 minutes ago
This is my experience.
I live in the Gay capital of the UK and this comes up often as it's viewed that we have more access to straight guys which some Gay men see as the holy grail... Most will actively state no femmes on their profiles which is fine, but I've had abuse from them too. More than I've had from any straight identifying male
I stay away from them; I dont have many good experiences with the majority of CIS gay men.

It's interesting how gay men like this are so obsessed over straight men, it seems less common with lesbians.

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Did it really happen? 8)

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I was waiting to check out at Costco yesterday, just standing there in the kingdom of bulk snacks and industrial-sized toilet paper, when a little girl, maybe 6 or 7, looked up at me and asked very seriously, “Are you a boy or a girl?”

So I smiled and asked, “What do you think?”

She furrowed her brow like she’d just been handed the world’s smallest philosophy exam, studied me for a second, and then said:

“I think God started making you a boy, but halfway through decided you’d be much happier as a girl. And God doesn’t change His mind very often, so that means you’re super special.”

And that is how I nearly started crying in the Costco checkout line for reasons completely unrelated to grocery prices.

Kids are absolute chaos goblins, but every now and then one of them turns into a tiny oracle.

I’m keeping that one forever.
... and they all clapped. Just click and read the whole cute inspirational thing. :christine:

A dive into his profile yields this selfie :lit:

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Notice that fixture behind him to your right.
The venue for the selfie is a public restroom. :P
 
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He's in a relationship with another troon
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"Diane" teaches photography classes on posing for the camera for "the most professional photos you can have" Screenshot_20260416_142103.jpg

Diane's "most professional" photography:
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Troon defending him in the comments real name is Ronald but now goes by Ronnianne
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Here's a decent (for once) parent of a trans kid possibly breaking through to their child (21) and child says the quiet part out loud.

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Absolutely insane that his mom knows about his regular masturbation habits. Like, if she walked in on him one time, that would be understandable, but the fact that she knows that crossdressing has been a consistent part of his sexuality since he was a kid is disturbing. It implies that she's known about this for years and did nothing about it.
 
There's a movie called Meet The Feebles - it's based on the Muppets but backstage the Feebles are all having perverted sex and doing drugs. This dude looks like a Feeble they left on the cutting room floor.

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Younger farmers will understand why when it was announced that the author of this was going to do 1, 2, 3 film adaptations of The Lord of the Rings there were initially some raised eyebrows, but didn't he do well?

Thread tax: it's been a year since the UK Supreme Courts' ruling on the definition of "woman", and our friends of gender have marked the anniversary with all sorts of pronouncements that range from absolutely batshit insane to much worse than that. This is my favourite:

One year on from the SC ruling [L/ A]​


'Dedicated' To the Lords and ladies of the Supreme Court: Lord Reed; Lord Hodge; Lord Lloyd-Jones; Lady Rose & Lady Simler in light of their JUDGMENT GIVEN ON 16 April 2025

For Women Scotland Ltd (Appellant) v The Scottish Ministers (Respondent)

YE ARE THE CUNTS TAE BLAME!!!

Things were working just before,

Ye all contrived tae change the law,

Supreme in nothing anymore...

Ye are the cunts tae blame!

Ye knew ye was'nae being fair,

When for real lives, ye caused despair

Interpretations, but no due care...

Ye are the cunts tae blame!

For some, ya precious laws ya gave

While driving others tae early graves

This, ye'll regret for all ya lives...

Ye are the cunts tae blame!

Ya actions showed such clear neglect

And for that we will ne'er forget,

So, stuff ya dignity and respect!

Ye are the cunts tae blame!

No "clarity and confidence",

Instead ya showed ya impudence,

While demonstrating prurience...

Ye are the cunts tae blame!

And as for all you Gender crits,

You bitter, hateful, obsessed gits,

And Sandie Peggie was full of shit!

Ye all are cunts tae blame!

Yes, we ken who ya backers are,

Ya Joyces, Forstaters, JKR.

Most sex-obsessed you are, by far!

Ye, too, are cunts tae blame!

Now, one year on, and nothing's clear,

Ya bleeding laws ye hold so dear,

And, SO, ye Lords and Ladies, hear!

YE ARE THE CUNTS TAE BLAME!!!
 
Younger farmers will understand why when it was announced that the author of this was going to do 1, 2, 3 film adaptations of The Lord of the Rings there were initially some raised eyebrows, but didn't he do well?
I would not call myself "young", but discovering that the guy who did LOTR had also done... this... well, it was like finding out that Sean Connery — the best, coolest, most suave Bond of all time — was also the guy in "Zardoz".

Innocence status: lost
 
Upon the carousel of agony we call life, miserable pony locked in perpetual motion ASilentThinker has returned under a new moniker (AnotherPerishedSoul) to complain about how she got an STD from a fuckbuddy who she suspects may not actually think of her as male. For the uninitiated, AST is a super morbidly obese pooner nurse who has failed to get a foot in the door in healthcare due to her size and constantly talks about how much she despises everyone around her, including the mother she supports as her mom rots away from alcohol-induced dementia - so you can imagine what a pleasant person she can be to read about. In fact, let me share some old posts of hers so you get an idea of how comically bad her luck must be for her to contract what is implied - but not confirmed to be - trichomoniasis.
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(nsfw) Ended up being the gay trans guy that I never wanted to be

currently dealing with an STD scare from a long-term fuck buddy. we met over 5 years ago on a gay app. we both didn't like the apps so we decided to be fuck buddies. there was no assumption of exclusivity but we seem to be on the same page with how we viewed sex.
we met up last week and then a few days later I get a text from him saying that I should probably get tested and someone he slept with has probably given him an std. the STD is one that's almost always associated with people with afab genitalia. there's nothing inherently wrong with this as he told me he was pansexual when we met but I can't help but feel as though I fell into the same trap so many gay trans men do even while being vigilant.
I have begun to wonder if he even has ever slept with another guy.
we really didn't talk about our sexual history that much because it wasn't relevant. we always use protection and I figured that's all that mattered. now I know to inquire more and not let my insecurity speak for me.
I just feel guilty and gross not only because of the possible infection but because I basically was sleeping with someone that never saw me as male.
Just the sight of her birth certificate sends this li'l dood into trembling apoplexy from the knowledge that due to the laws of her home country, such a document can never be altered to reflect her inner feelings.
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Saw my birth certificate

... for the first time in years. I knew I had it, but it's just existed in the back of the filing cabinet since I moved out.
I was going through the papers, tossing the old stuff, that kinda thing. With the constant deadnaming and medical records, I didn't even think about it.
And then I fucking see it.
This disgusting little piece of official-looking wood pulp. How DARE you deadname and misgender me, you worthless piece of printer paper!
Took a long time for my hands to stop shaking. I still want to rip it to shreds.
And not just because the text is all 1/8" below the printed line and the thing still smells like Mom's Trésòr perfume.
The country I was born in has made it illegal to be trans. No healthcare of any kind, no changing your name or gender marker, no nothing. Unless something drastic happens, I don't see this changing anytime soon.
So it all just hit me. That if I ever need this stupid piece of paper, this one is all I'll ever have.
Shag heil: a prison gay relationship between two left-wing trannies ends when one of them realizes he longs to become a sexual plaything for actual legitimate Nazis instead of remaining in a more egalitarian partnership with one of his own kind; in fact, OP's ex is so desperate for someone to get up into his personal gas chamber that mere hours after initiating the split, the ex was already hitting up Reddit to find a Hitler to hit it raw.
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Trans gf broke up with me, then posts about fantasizing a Nazi to abuse her in college sexually

I’m not gonna screenshot her own post just in case she sees this.
Basically, yesterday my gf decided she wanted to take a break/break up with me (we’re both transbian and leftist). She listed her reasons, we talked a whole bunch, blah blah blah. None of it was anyone’s fault.
Today I’m trying to take it easy, but I find out she posted on a smut subreddit fantasizing about meeting a Nazi dude in college and him abusing her, around 4 hours after she sent the initial break up paragraph.
You gotta be kidding me dude
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Grocery golem: despite stropping about and tittering girlishly in the most feminine of accouterements - shoes with flower prints and shorts adorned with ribbons - a TiM's delicate self image is shattered when a random supermarket clerk addresses him as the vile and most wicked of slurs: sir. At first, OP simply replied with the brusqueness of a taciturn cave troll, but the clerk's insistence upon this form of address has OP simmering with rage, and now he schemes to seek punishment for the clerk as a result of such grotesquely offensive behavior. Hopefully he remembers to wear his most neon pink of push-up bras and, for good measure, bedazzled heels - after all, we all know men are from mars and women are from Victoria's Secret.
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Misgenders by specific employee at grocery store

So I’m trying to understand this. I for the most part pass and I have feminine mannerisms and I act like a girl and I just like a girl. Today’s outfit was a cute pink bra underneath a tank top and fleece shorts that has pink colored roses and bows and my shoes were bright red vans with flower prints and I just came from the gym so when I checked out at the express lane, this one kid he says “” how are you doing today, sir?” This is the second time that he has done this. so my response was ““ sorry I don’t go by sir.” and he handed me the bag and he said “have a good day.” I snatched the bag and didn’t respond. Just walked out, but I was sort of pissed so I said “fucking stupid” as I walked out the door. Today I presented very fem and I was having a nice conversation with a former therapist I bumped into and we were giggling and being girly and everything. But he had to go and sour my mood. I am trying to get over it because misgendering happens throughout transition I know this. But I’m starting to think he has an issue with me? He acts weird when I’m in the store and I just have this like rbf towards him. I’m hoping that me correcting him today that he gets the message because otherwise I would go a level higher but I don’t want to cause issues since trans people are not treated so kindly. This is in Massachusetts by the way and the store: Market Basket.
Tldr: kid misgenders me for second time / got annoyed. What do you think?
The power of Christ compels you: a MTF who had ingratiated himself in the family of a now-deceased pastor is finding that one of the young boys who once admired him has become increasingly innoculated against the tranny plague. This post is honestly a bit creepy as one can practically feel saliva dripping from the way that OP writes that "male puberty on his very cis self honestly looks good," which implies that the kid can't be that old; then, like a lion robbed of its prey, OP complains that "I won't watch him grow up anymore," describing the child as a 'disciple' who invoked within him feelings of motherhood. Darkly, OP then ends the post on a note that a different child in the boy's family is "definitely a repper," which is just another term for identifying someone as particularly vulnerable to troonacy...
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they grow up

it hurts. it hurts. it hurts!!
I've been a Christian for about 8 years, and a trans woman for almost a year. My late pastor awesome; he was by far the wisest and most gracious person I've ever known, whether measuring by Christian metrics or secular ones.
He knew I was hurting for a good family environment, and invited me to get to know his family well. I ate and spent time with his wife and 5 kids, and read scripture with the youngest one; we always clicked well. He looked up to me like an older brother, and it felt amazing.
But, like a lot of kids his age, especially Christian ones, he got transphobic. We'd debate about homosexuality and transness in the bible, and he'd never budge. I was going over weekly, but stopped because it just hurts too much to know that when I come out, he'll insist I'm not even a Christian.

I just saw him again today by chance. He's grown up so much since I last saw him. He's at least an inch taller, and male puberty on his very cis self honestly looks good. It hurts so much to know that I won't watch him grow up anymore. That this kid, who was my disciple, will scorn my name in a couple months.
Motherhood was robbed from me, and so is a kid I've known since he was in Kindergarten.
It just hurts.
Not posting this on arr slash 🚂christianity because multiple people said I should ignore the fact that a different kid is definitely a repper
I'd posted this little lassie in a compilation of troon 'n' poon selfies, but apparently she's such a dipshit TiF that not only does she look stupid, but she is stupid. To summarize: in this racially targeted essay, she writes about how nobody in the damn dirty south treats her with any respect due to her ethnicity and how she feels that others are repulsed by her very existence; what she doesn't mention at all in the post, however, is that she paints her dark skin a ghostly white and draws on eyebrows that make her look like she missed her calling as a Vulcan cosplayer which gives her the overall appearance of a vengeful Michael Jacksonian spirit.
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I Hate White People.

I live in the bible belt of America.
Sometimes, people who don't live here, kind of assume, all of us willingly consent to the astonishing evil that our country/area of the country produces, but the reality is, a lot of us are essentially being held hostage.

I do not have the means to leave where I am. And so I am constantly surrounded by white people who have so very little regard for my personhood I could probably die in the middle of the street and no one would care.
Things in this country are really fucking bad right now. And you can feel it in the south.
And the white people here do not know how to behave themselves, ESPECIALLY around black people.
They're so rude. They're so mean. They never look me in the eye to adress me. If im with a nonblack person, not even white, but nonblack, they will only ever talk to that person even if it has something to do with ME. Like I'm a fucking dog.
They're manipulative. They're lazy. They act like I'm a threat. IM 5'4. I'm 5'4 and I wear makeup, and I'm quiet, and I'm polite, and I stay to myself. Im literally the most inoffensive faggiest elf on the shelf motherfucker ever. Im a pint sized glitter bomb there's no reality where I pose a real threat to ANYONE.
And they still treat me like a threat. They dont care about anything you do unless they have something to do with it. They're so fucking selfish. And they act like I'm disgusting.
And I'm not. And I know I'm not.
Transphobia is also just fucking me up. I look so queer and people avoid me like the plague. Its so hard socially down here.
I'm so tired of being here. Nobody treats me like I have worth nobody treats me like I'm attractive. Nobody treats me like I'm capable, nobody treats me like I'm smart. Everybody wants something from me, but they don't respect my personhood and I'm so sick of it.
I'm surrounded by people who have no idea what its like to be different and Im so fucking lonely.

The past year has made me feel like I don't deserve to exist anymore, and it has made me so incredibly depressed that I don't know what to do.
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Finally, a tranny threatens suicide and his doctor, unfazed, gives him a prescription for a medication most difficult to come by: gainful employment.
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Not sure if the 15 year old mentioned in this video is a troon, but I can't imagine it not being some sort of genderbent abomination:


Summary: Stoned sounding mother lets teen kids live in filthy sheds in their equally filthy backyard. One of the sheds belongs to an 18 year old college kid and its electrical system looks like the messy, sparking outlet plugs in A Christmas Story. The other belongs to a 15 year old genderspecial and looks exactly like you'd imagine: Sexual poster on the wall? Check. Stuffed animals and children's toys everywhere? Check. Hand-drawn in crayon wallpaper? Check. LGBTBBQXYZ hearts stuck everywhere? Check. Big gay ass chandelier fished out of the trash that the kid thought looked glamourous? Check. The only transitioning happening isn't from childhood to adult independence, it's from having normal genitalia to having a carved up body and a retarded sparkledog name.
 
Not sure if the 15 year old mentioned in this video is a troon, but I can't imagine it not being some sort of genderbent abomination:

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Summary: Stoned sounding mother lets teen kids live in filthy sheds in their equally filthy backyard. One of the sheds belongs to an 18 year old college kid and its electrical system looks like the messy, sparking outlet plugs in A Christmas Story. The other belongs to a 15 year old genderspecial and looks exactly like you'd imagine: Sexual poster on the wall? Check. Stuffed animals and children's toys everywhere? Check. Hand-drawn in crayon wallpaper? Check. LGBTBBQXYZ hearts stuck everywhere? Check. Big gay ass chandelier fished out of the trash that the kid thought looked glamourous? Check. The only transitioning happening isn't from childhood to adult independence, it's from having normal genitalia to having a carved up body and a retarded sparkledog name.
There's so many wrong things with this for such a short video.
The kids are basically isolated away from the mother\parents, fending for themselves and not organized. I can take a guess the kids barely have good hygeine routine. The sheds aren't insulated. I can take a more educated guess that they are barely literate. The woman can barely pronounce "bougiest". The gender special kid is obviously terminally online. I'm more surprised that they don't have anime on the wall. Hmm. The 15 year old also is the only one to have Sheetrock installed, so probably the favorite baby.
Personally, I love the extension cords just hanging from the ceiling. Classy touch having no curtain rods, using sheets with nails to cover the windows, and then have a 60" wall mounted screen right in front of the bed.
 
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