📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Julie Newmar]

And found a second post that is a major L of a pooner in what I'm assuming is a small town where people know what she did.

Oh nah, RoundCandle is just a schizo who thinks everyone/the voices in her head/the black helicopters think she’s a slut.

 

[Sean Andalou]

I think it's fair to call them all micro-dick now
or mini cock,
or pencil dick

No.
Pooners do not have dicks, even if they call those things dicks.

 

[ilovecornsyrup]

This probably didn't even happen, the troon yearns to be oppressed.

I believe it happened because he says he froze. If it was a troon fantasy he would punch the evil transphobe in the face, everyone would start clapping and tell him he's a real woman, and a lesbian in the crowd would even drop her pants.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

British troons dreaming that they were American troons, if only so they can take advantage of the US’s coverage of trans healthcare





One suggests that they go to Canada for free FFS, even if there is that pesky caveat that they actually have to live in Canada for a short period first



If they’re that turned off by moving to North America for SRS (or being a contributing citizen period), then going by this French troon, if Brexit didn’t happen they could’ve gotten FFS for free there. (Although this guy also talks about having “connections,” so make of that what you will)

 

[MaximKnight76]

British troons dreaming that they were American troons, if only so they can take advantage of the US’s coverage of trans healthcare

View attachment 8856754
View attachment 8856757
View attachment 8856758

One suggests that they go to Canada for free FFS, even if there is that pesky caveat that they actually have to live in Canada for a short period first

View attachment 8856755

If they’re that turned off by moving to North America for SRS (or being a contributing citizen period), then going by this French troon, if Brexit didn’t happen they could’ve gotten FFS for free there. (Although this guy also talks about having “connections,” so make of that what you will)

View attachment 8856828
View attachment 8856834
View attachment 8856829
View attachment 8856831

The fact they're talking about hacking up their faces so casually

 

[Dante Alighieri]

The fact they're talking about hacking up their faces so casually

The best part? They'll still never be a woman.

 

[Sean Andalou]

They already hacked up more than their faces.

 

[Oliver Tate Glazer]

View attachment 8842467
First world problem?

Not even a problem. I don't get why troons are so obsessed with the whole idea of being hate-crimed. It's insane in how many of these posts they mention "trans genocide" and collectively shake their boots over something that has never happened and likely never will in their lifetime in the western countries they live in. They will see one headline of a kid killing himself after being bullied for being a TiF and say it's the holocaust happening in their backyard.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

Not even a problem. I don't get why troons are so obsessed with the whole idea of being hate-crimed. It's insane in how many of these posts they mention "trans genocide" and collectively shake their boots over something that has never happened and likely never will in their lifetime in the western countries they live in. They will see one headline of a kid killing himself after being bullied for being a TiF and say it's the holocaust happening in their backyard.

Being a victim is the highest thing they can aspire to, because the more oppressed you are the more status you have. It's the Oppression Olympics for a reason.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Uh oh. Transphobes beware!


Reddit -- Archive

Little photo of current self, sometimes captioned; 'I've decided to stop taking testosterone and go back to current chosen name*.*' And sometimes a backwards timeline photo collage; 'Dang T is one hell of a drug, look how nicely this beard has come in!'

Really infuriates the transphobes when I let them know I was messing with them and they got my AGAB wrong. Makes me giggle when they have to acknowledge that they can't tell.

Anyway, to sum up my confession,

Forgive me father for I have sinned.

Sorry daddy, I've been a bad girl

Plenty of "you go girl" in comments.
Did this really happen? Or even sort of happen?

 

[Billy Hargrove]

Did this really happen? Or even sort of happen?

Considering we all instantly clocked ftmalding, not likely.

 

[Meat Grinder]

Really infuriates the transphobes when I let them know I was messing with them and they got my AGAB wrong. Makes me giggle when they have to acknowledge that they can't tell.

Trannies really think that still edited photos are a representation of real life... that must be how they keep getting tricked into SRS. Pretty much the ugliest hon in the worst can pose and edit a photo into sorta looking like a woman. And that would be fine, if he decided to never go outside again. No hiding your Y chromosome in the real world.

 

[Magic Pickle]

Did this really happen? Or even sort of happen?

Unlikely; troons 'n' poons are mighty convinced that their ruses are better than they really are. OP in particular seems to hide his post history so that others can't just check his posts to see which way his cookie crumbles, but arcane pickle magic always has a way of revealing frauds. Take a look for yourselves, Kiwis - do you think someone with absolute baby stranglers like this gorilla could truly pass as a dainty li'l detroonette?

Spoiler: Here's that attention you ordered, OP!

Thread tax.
A crossdresser is barred from attending a family member's wedding because nobody wants to spend the entire event gawking at the sideshow freak that decided to show up, therefore taking the day away from the blushing bride herself. Though it originally sounds like part of his rejection comes from a tense relationship with his father, it's interesting that he still finds a way to make it about validating skirtgospinny as he has the sneaking suspicion that people want to rob him of opportunities that are "potentially affirming" to him as a woman. You'd think he would realize maybe by the 4th wedding he didn't go to that maybe nobody wants a preening sasquatch twirling about as if it's the coronation of his personal princesshood, but I guess being "AuDHD" would make him a bit of a dumb bunny when it comes to picking up on social cues, no?
Link | Archive

Had to miss a family wedding so i wouldnt "steal all the attention from the bride"​

tldr: Basically, title. couldn't go to the wedding because my family didnt want my transness to confuse people and take attention away from the bride. ans my family doesnt want me to come to group functions anymore until i take on the burden to make up with my hateful father. guess im getting closer to the cutoff family time but good lord am i tired of this
So i was out of contact with all of my family starting 2018, left my home state of idaho where i grew up in 2020, and have a rocky relationship with my mom and sisters since coming out in '23 to put it generously. Still zero contact with trump loving dad since 2018. Counsins/extended family all live in a different state, and the ones around my age are cool with me but ive never had a close relationship with them cuz of distance. So i havent actually been around my family since ive transitioned due to safety concerns about going back to idaho. Only my mom has bothered to come out and visit me since ive transitioned.
Anyway when i got the invitation a few months ago from my counsin and i chatted with her, it seemed like she really wanted me to go. She seemed excited to get to see me since its been so long. My parents also told me they werent planning on going. So my husband and i made plans to go, then come a month before the wedding and my mom calls me. She tells me they are going now, and that i shouldnt go because my dad (whose now gonna be standing?!) and most extended family seeing for the first time since transitioning will: "steal all the attention from the bride", "cause a commotion being in a dress", and my presence would "disrupt the ceremony between the couple because people could get confused". My mom basically went off about my how transition will be nothing but a disruption for family functions and that i shouldnt expect to be invited to anymore until i specifically take on the burden of talking to my father.
Gotta love being their child and being the one responsible for their issues...
Since then, no one in my family has had contact with me. Even my cousin when i reached out to her since the wedding, but that ones a bit more understandable. the wedding was two days ago and the rest was a month ago. Still nothing. This is the fourth wedding i have had to miss because im trans. Two missed because i couldnt safely return to idaho, and one because my friend lives in but fuck middle of no where tennessee. (all old pretransition cis friends, Tennessee friend is the only one left of those funny enough). I dont blame my counsin for this, i blame my family for putting all this bs on her while shes trying to plan and enjoy a wedding.
i genuinely feel like they wanted to deny a potential affirming experience or make it all that much harder to have one if i did show up. god forbidden a trans woman shows up and feels good, gets told they look pretty in a dress, or pushes back against others preconceived ideas of how ill look, present, or act. But theyll deny it if i confront them, i guarantee it. First they take my childhood, and now i feel like theyre gonna do the same shit everytime they get chance for my adulthood.
Im so so tired of never really getting any affirmation or acceptance in my life. i dont know what to do, i feel like i have no one. even the family that would accept me doesnt care enough to stand up for me. all my friends that did accept me after coming out have abandoned me since i couldnt make their weddings or left after i went too much into my trans experience and they got uncomfortable. every chance someone has had to make me being trans a problem they have fucking taken it and put it all on me. im audhd and traumatized as fuck from abuse so i cant just easily make new friends, go to support groups, or push against these people in my life. thank god i have my husband and one friend left or i wouldnt be able to put up with all this, but it doesnt make it hurt any less. like im just a girl idk what else to do here. I just wanna live and do normal person and woman things please. These experiences make it so hard for me to accept that i am a real and valid woman.

 

[AskMeAnything]

No.
Pooners do not have dicks, even if they call those things dicks.

Fair point.

"I've decided to stop taking testosterone and go back to current chosen name*.*' And sometimes a backwards timeline photo collage; 'Dang T is one hell of a drug, look how nicely this beard has come in!'"

I don't understand any of that. When there's too much flipping back and forth I get really confused.

The best part? They'll still never be a woman.

I was thinking the same thing. Everything they do is a charade.

 

[Pube Dandruff]

"all my friends that did accept me after coming out have abandoned me since i [...] went too much into my trans experience and they got uncomfortable."

Oh sheeeeit I forgot the table number, HEY ANYONE AT THIS WEDDING ORDER AN EXTERNAL LOCUS OF CONTROL? Wow, no one? Guess he really didn't show up.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Take a look for yourselves, Kiwis - do you think someone with absolute baby stranglers like this gorilla could truly pass as a dainty li'l detroonette?

The tongue hanging out a little is the perfect touch.
All the girls do that, am I right?

A crossdresser is barred from attending a family member's wedding because nobody wants to spend the entire event gawking at the sideshow freak that decided to show up, therefore taking the day away from the blushing bride herself.

This seems to be the deal every time it comes up.

HEY ANYONE AT THIS WEDDING ORDER AN EXTERNAL LOCUS OF CONTROL?

 

[Meat Grinder]

A crossdresser is barred from attending a family member's wedding

Our intrepid hon. He's also the "woman who suffers from extreme testosterone exposure" poster.

These experiences make it so hard for me to accept that i am a real and valid woman.

Really, not getting invited to a wedding is what breaks the illusion for him? He looks like a teenage boy who stole his sister's clothes in a sitcom. Cannot believe he voluntarily put this photo on the internet.

Also, a real woman would know that strapless dresses only work to emphasize wide shoulders. Can't starve away that bone, anorexia-hon.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

View attachment 8858022
Our intrepid hon. He's also the "woman who suffers from extreme testosterone exposure" poster.

Really, not getting invited to a wedding is what breaks the illusion for him? He looks like a teenage boy who stole his sister's clothes in a sitcom. Cannot believe he voluntarily put this photo on the internet.

Also, a real woman would know that strapless dresses only work to emphasize wide shoulders. Can't starve away that bone, anorexia-hon.

You'd think he could just put on a fucking pair of pants and suck it up for a day. Idk about the rest the ladies itt, but I wear pants quite a lot and no one has ever thought I was a man. Wonder why.

 

[LazyLizard]

Not even a problem. I don't get why troons are so obsessed with the whole idea of being hate-crimed. It's insane in how many of these posts they mention "trans genocide" and collectively shake their boots over something that has never happened and likely never will in their lifetime in the western countries they live in. They will see one headline of a kid killing himself after being bullied for being a TiF and say it's the holocaust happening in their backyard.

i guess it's part of wanting to be women just like how women constantly claim to be victims of the patriarchy.

 

[FinnSven]

Not even a problem. I don't get why troons are so obsessed with the whole idea of being hate-crimed. It's insane in how many of these posts they mention "trans genocide" and collectively shake their boots over something that has never happened and likely never will in their lifetime in the western countries they live in. They will see one headline of a kid killing himself after being bullied for being a TiF and say it's the holocaust happening in their backyard.

They really seem to believe that ”Boys don't cry” was the daily experience for all trannies prior to 2010 and that lynchings or just plain shootings of trannies happened every single week, to the disinterest of law enforcement and applause of the general public.

History does not reflect this, but of course they identify as people from a universe where it happened.