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Misgendered at McDonald's :mad:
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You could have and should have told that woman that she put down the wrong option
Unfortunately being autistic means that sometimes I go completely non-verbal.
This guy thinks being too nervous to speak when confronted with an awkward situation means being "completely nonverbal" :story:

Also, how did he know that the person who approached him about the survey was a woman? Xhe could've been nonbinary. Assuming people's genders like a shitlord?
 
Generational lock in from that other attorney. If this were happening in front of me I’d be held in contempt too for laughing so hard.
That other lawyer was Awesome!
I especially liked the way he leaned close, hands in his pockets, and quietly says "These people are my friends, you should leave this county" just like it was 1960 and the pooner was a upstart nigger...
 
If the GF were having trouble with the real live penis attached to her BF, that would be a sensitive problem for them to work on, but, like, you can just go buy a smaller dildo. What kind of jerk is pounding an alleged loved one with an oversized inanimate object?

....Unless there's a dildo shortage now, with the oil crisis?
I have some sneaking suspicion that this pooner is using a comically large dildo to injure her GF on purpose because that makes her feel Like A Real Man.
This is probably the single most offensive post a tranny has made about what "being a girl" is supposed to be. They really think we're like this, huh?
Ah yes being a girl is when you… throw tantrums, dish on your gay crushes, be emotionally supportive and are bad at games and repeatedly try to distract everyone else in the group by voice chatting with your new gay ass falsetto.
Apparently he volunteers at an org that works with infertility (WTF). One of his fellow volunteers announces that she is pregnant. Does OP congratulate her? No, he messages her to announce that he will now be avoiding her, then complains to Reddit that she "whined" about it. Note the title of the post: "Confided in a colleague, now regret it." No, you hijacked her pregnancy announcement to reach out and be an asshole to her, you poisonous turd
I do think that was a god tier troll in the part of the pregnant woman; just tell the troon to use IVF and pretend to have no idea why he can’t until he spells it out for you.
He wears "prop stomachs" out in public!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I didn't archive it but he said elsewhere in his profile that he's been on titty skittles for 18 years so the pregnancy fetish and the troonery basically co-occurred.
I like how this tranny thinks the reason people are uncomfortable with a man in drag wearing a fake pregnancy belly is “they’re infertile and feel a certain way about pregnant women” and not “these people have problems disguising their discomfort around my fetish”
 
Had look up FLINTA in the Urban Dictionary.
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=flinta From Germany. It stands for "Frauen, Lesben, Intersexuelle, Nicht-binär, Transgender and Agender". In English it means : Women(/Female), Lesbian, Intersex, Non-binary, Transgender and Agender. It's super useful to mean non-men ...
That Flinta stuff was extremely popular in the 2010s. Instead of women exclusive spaces they were suddenly "Flinta" in order to be more inclusive. Although it has recently lost some of its popularity even in libby spaces due to
a) Women and lesbian as two separate categories made some people uncomfortable (are lesbians not women?)
b) It’s so broad that everyone except cis men and even a self identified non binary man is FLINTA.
c) Pooners don’t like being grouped with women
 
An soon to be tranny asks the pooner what they like about being "men"

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What about being a man do you like ? self.ftm
submitted 4 hours ago by Western-Drawer5826
I'm AMAB and possibly a trans girl. I'm having a hard time questioning if I'm truly a girl or just dislike some aspects of being a man (which at this point seems like all of it)
So I thought who else is better to get advice from than the manliest men I know. How does being a man feel ?

As typical as ever many of the answers are just I feel more confident, I just am a man, or now I can be disgusting.

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This isn’t going to be very helpful to you, but I don’t conceive of it like that myself. I don’t “like” or “dislike” being a man. I just am one.

[–]TrentSebastianTaylor [score hidden] 4 hours ago
This. My transition just allowed me to feel at home in my body. It is nothing more than that.

[–]Unable-Truck-9443 [score hidden] an hour ago
Perfectly said.


Groundbreaking-Toe53 [score hidden] 4 hours ago
I like getting to be me without effort. I can just be. I used to feel like I was playing a character and it was exhausting. I like not being seen as fragile but rather strong and dependable. I like that confidence I have now. I like not shaving. I like peeing standing up now. I like my facial hair. I like being able to walk wit my headphones on and I’m not worried.


GammaReySanti [score hidden] 4 hours ago
Hey friend! I definitely felt this way before accepting myself. I obsessed over “but what if it’s just internalized misogyny?!? Society treats women like shit so of course I don’t like being treated ‘like a woman.’ Most women don’t want to be treated as lesser because they’re women anyway.”
But for me, it’s all physical. My entire life, I looked in the mirror and saw a stranger. I didn’t understand that the body I piloted was supposed to feel like me. When I first started crossdressing is when something clicked. I finally looked in the mirror and saw myself for the very first time in my (at the time) 26 years of being alive! Perceiving myself as male and finally seeing me was the biggest factor when I finally decided to pursue transition.
Being completely transparent, I’m pretty neutral if not a bit mournful over losing female socialization. I don’t really want to be seen as just a binary man and nothing else. I don’t really care for the social aspect of being a man because when I lived as a woman, I had so much more support, understanding, and sisterhood with people. I do/will miss that once I completely “pass” as a man.
Everyone is different, though. For me, it was the pursuit of physical gender euphoria and chasing the male body I always felt I was meant to inhabit. I’m technically bigender (both male and female), but feel as though I was born “incorrect” and was meant to actually be born male so I would have gone through male puberty. But I believe that even if I was AMAB, I would still be bigender. I just probably wouldn’t pursue medical transition and be happy simply dressing more fluidly.


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Besides all the physical changes, it’s a bit of a difficult question to answer as it plays into stereotypes and also will differ based on where you live/the people in your life. Intrinsically I understand how being a man plays out in my relationships with people, which is one of the biggest pros for me.
For ex. if I’m hanging out in a group with two girls, as the one guy I am in a dynamic where the girls are going to gang up on me to tease me. Or when I was traveling with my friend and we were chilling in bed at the hotel and realized we needed to close the blinds, naturally I as the guy will drag myself out of bed to go do it.
These aren’t things that I’m consciously thinking about, it’s just the vibes and how things play out. Taking on that “man role” (even if a woman could certainly be in these positions) all play into what being a man is to me


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I like unconsciously acting like those gross teenage boys in those sitcoms. (take axl from the middle as an example)

[–]InsaneR4t06 [score hidden] 2 hours ago
Consider the hardest parts of being a woman vs the best parts of being a man.
Thats how it clicked for me. I would prefer the hardest parts of being a man over the best parts of being a woman. Id take the balding, sweatiness, all that over anything else
Instead of weighing the best parts of both things just consider that

emotionallyhorny04- togata from fire punch is my spirit animal [score hidden] 3 hours ago
I don’t know, I like stupid stereotypically masculine stuff like walking my female friends home at night, holding doors open and saying “ladies first,” having short hair, and being able to be seen as a son or just another one of a group of guys. I don’t like being seen as a woman or referred to as one, or thinking about my genitalia, chest, or periods. I’ve frequently fantasized about being able to impregnate a girlfriend of mine in the future. It’s different for everyone though.


I wonder what they'll say when their older?

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Pooner needs advice about dating etiquette. :lit:
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Had look up FLINTA in the Urban Dictionary.
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No answers yet, but I expect this to be good. :christine:
OK. Some answers now. Updated archive link
This sample should give you some idea of how the pooner community handles the situation. 8)
i don't top, but i have a little "go bag" for dates that includes lube, condoms, toys i like used on me, etc. if nothing happens then it doesn't get brought up, but if things get Spicy then i have it with me. i dont see why you couldn't make a similar go bag with your prosthetic. it might feel weird but it really isn't lol.

if you really cant stomach the thought of carrying it around then i guess i'd just accept that the first time you and your date have sex, you will probably not be prepared for it and y'all will have to make do without the prosthetic, and then afterwards you can communicate more openly about it and figure out a system that works for you.
If you have the money, they make pack and play options that aren’t too bulky and stiff, so you could wear them on a date that you expect could end up in the bedroom. ...
honestly my own plan is to just say I carry it with me regardless. like sometimes I’ll just bring mine if I’m going for a night out. Why? well, you never know what might happen. if you’re pressed on it just be honest - humans are unpredictable. maybe the mood might strike on a random weekday date, and you wanted to be prepared. you’re also trans, so you wanted to make sure if said spontaneous mood happened, you'd be prepared in a way that is gender affirming. being honest, if anything *does* happen, I doubt the topic of you having a prosthetic on hand will be a topic of conversation for very long lol.
Usually for me it’s the second hook up. First time I usually just do stuff to them. And for a lot of people, penetration is pretty intimate for a first time anyway. ,,,
Do you drive your own car to your dates? Personally, I bring a go bag mini backpack and leave it in my car for the in public part of the date. If things go that direction and we go back to their place, I bring it inside. If we decide not to have sex that night, it's never mentioned.
 
As typical as ever many of the answers are just I feel more confident, I just am a man, or now I can be disgusting.
Every time I read pooner threads I’m met with such intense misogyny it fills me with a disgust akin to what I imagine it must be like for a black person to have a black peer start bleaching their skin… but then I realise this is worse, because it’s not about trying to look lighter-skinned because that looks better to people, it’s looking at the biological nature of an entire group of people and telling them it’s inherently perverted. Not the world or roles that change culturally and with time, but the people themselves.

Like damn, they truly fucking despise women. It’s one thing for society to be like that to varying degrees, but when they as women start engaging with, wait this is actually all true, it’s harder for it not to feel personal. I kept reading the replies archived here to find even one, singular person that wasn’t standing on the necks of women everywhere, but nope. Not one. The self-awareness of the lil doods remains in hell. I wish they would internalise their shame and stop putting it on other women.

“I started crossdressing” retard wore a t-shirt for the first time
 
It's hilarious to see how heroic they think they are.

But before they can become the wise, old battle scarred elders of trans society,
they just need to survive the current genocide,

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Trannies are men who think women:
- are celebrated in their accomplishments more (in the macro society sense, go gurlboss)
- simultaneously are held to less accountability for their actions as individuals and have fewer personal responsibilities to their immediate communities (in the micro family & friends sense, see every wrecked marriage by crossdressers itt)
-have exciting social lives full of both catty drama and blanket encouragement
- have easier access to sex in general (sexiness is a costume you can wear)

Pooners somehow attempt to reject these beliefs by.... internalizing them completely and swallowing the Inherent resentment and cognitive dissonance therein.

Kiwis a trusted man in my life explained that a good number of those points above are genuinely held beliefs by men embittered by modern feminism. I hate to say, I was disappointed & disgusted but understood a little better how people fall down this accursed rabbit hole.
 
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So after a solid decade of Gender Wars we finally have an incidence of violence against a man-that-wishes-he-was-a-woman perpetrated by women.
EDIT: case is from 2019. I can't find anything about the arrest leading to a conviction. Both women were released on bond (30k and 50k). There is no news about of if this arrest ever led to a trial, a plea deal, or if the charges were dismissed.
They were convicted and both had to register a Sex Offenders!!
 
It's hilarious to see how heroic they think they are.

But before they can become the wise, old battle scarred elders of trans society,
they just need to survive the current genocide,

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This self-aggrandizing catastrophizing clown shit. For one thing, there are creepy old fuck trannies everywhere, more every day, most who somehow miraculously managed to live normal, more or less happy lives as men without issue for 40+ years before blowing up their families to chase a fetish. Who weren't suicidal in all of that time. For another, are the hate crimes in the room with us? For a third thing, the actual suicide rates peak at about 5 years after transitioning is complete on average; call it the post-nut clarity of being castrated, no takebacksies. For the fourth, the whole AIDs thing, no doubt. From what I've heard, most tranny hookers get off on the danger of bareback with their punters.

I'm sure though that future generations will be enthralled by an old man tranny telling them the harrowing story of no longer being allowed to falsify legal documents and having to live with an 'M' instead of an 'F' on their IDs and paperwork, though.

Trannies are men who think women:
- are celebrated in their accomplishments more (in the macro society sense, go gurlboss)
- simultaneously are held to less accountability for their actions as individuals and have fewer personal responsibilities to their immediate communities (in the micro family & friends sense, see every wrecked marriage by crossdressers itt)
-have exciting social lives full of both catty drama and blanket encouragement
- have easier access to sex in general (sexiness is a costume you can wear)

Pooners somehow attempt to reject these beliefs by.... internalizing them completely and swallowing the Inherent resentment and cognitive dissonance therein.

Kiwis a trusted man in my life explained that a good number of those points above are genuinely held beliefs by men embittered by modern feminism. I hate to say, I was disappointed but understood a little better how people fall down this accursed rabbit hole.
Of the men I know who subscribe to this mindset, they're men who don't achieve anything, don't contribute anything to anyone (or overvalue what little they do for others and undervalue or completely take for granted everything people do for them), are actively repellant in hygiene and/or personality rather than putting in the bare minimum to be attractive (note: if you need Jordan Peterson to tell you to wash your ass, well yes, you should, but also that's a sign you have much deeper issues than just a dirty ass), don't put in the work to build and maintain social connections so have piss-poor social lives unless they have a wife or girlfriend who act as their social coordinator for them, and blame women for all of it, then call it 'lack of accountability' when women don't accept that blame. Or they have BPD taste in women and project that to the whole lot. There was no period in time you would want these men to marry your daughter.

They also tend to be guys who love to angrily wave around that dating site survey about how women rate most male profiles as below average in attractiveness while men rate most women's profiles as above average. They miss the crucial component of comparing the 'average' male vs female profile on those sites and that they're being compared against real people. You know what the average woman's dating profile has? Flattering photos, possibly filtered, taken while she's made up, groomed, dressed, and posed to look attractive. Men's? A single picture of him autistically glowering into a dirty mirror in a dark, dirty room, a single good picture of a big fish held by some out of focus guy squinting into the full sun, a single photo of him drunk making a stupid face next to his better looking friends, a single photo that looks like he might be Dennis Raider. A ton of men don't know how to or care to market themselves, and so yeah they fall short on the digital meat market against the men women know in real life, even the short, goofy looking ones who are still fun enough in person to generate a spark.
 
Amazing L. I had to look into this guy's profile and found him all over infertility subreddits.
Wow, what a loon! You got me curious about him, and after a brief stroll through his post history, I have solid reason to believe that based on his claims of studying psychology, working in the video games industry, hailing from Austin, TX, and having joined a "fantasy sex convention that was dedicated to the idea of changing your body's size at will" that this is the secret Reddit account of Astra Ebonwing, a pregnancy fetish model (and self-described "part-time inflatable kitsune dominatrix, all-the-time priestess of night") who acts as a chairman for the SizeCon inflation fetish convention with a history of working for DC Comics and developing triple-A games. Oh, and did I mention he's a fucking ordained minister?

Since I find the very notion of slinking about in safe spaces for those enduring a difficult time while being a grotesque pervert to be, at the very least, yucky, I phonebooked him - or as @The Hoh Rainforest likes to think of it, partook in some independent journalism. Enjoy the fruits of your sleuthing, Potatis!
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And for those of you less interested in men with pregnancy fetishes, permit me to provide alternative offerings.

Though she thought her disguise had been perfect that evening, a TiF is doused in the cold water of reality when her attempt to infiltrate the men's bathroom is intercepted by a female security guard who forcibly reminds her of where she's meant to go, then proceeds to pat her down before our heroine can even get a word in edgewise. In the comments, other users express fury on her behalf, with one li'l dood shocked that OP did not bring hell down upon the guard. "She would've felt undescribable wrath from me, oh my god," the user writes, then going on to prove that troons 'n' poons are shockingly dymorphic even in their anger as she continues: "How were you able to not actually lecture her ears off?"
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Feeling a little shitty over a rude staff member at a concert I just went to

Basically they were separating the line into women and men for a pat down. Im a trans man and I very rarely get misgendered. I pass pretty well most of the time and I thought tonight I was passing extra well but basically I tried to walk into the mens line but the female security grabbed me and pushed me into the womens line and before I could even say anything she was already patting me down. It was very uncomfortable for me, Im uncomfortable being touch by women, especially in that type of situation and it made me incredibly dysphoric. I feel terrible and dysphoric still, hours later.
Dungeons and dragged poons: while playing a tabletop RPG with some of the lads, a FTM attempts to craft her character in her likeness in order to explore themes of transgenderism throughout her hero's story; however, in a move comically reflective of the real world, OP attempts to alter the memories of other characters in order to maintain her character's deceit against their will, which leads a fellow player to admonish her for nonconsensually modifying his character to satisfy her character's whims. To keep peace at the table, the DM comes up with a solution to turn her character biologically male through an act of God, but that doesn't satisfy OP either who feels mad that now her character got nonconsensually modified, leaving the entire table at an impasse.
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How do I explain to my DM and to my DND party that it’s not appropriate to just ‘cure’ my trans character?

I play dnd with a bunch of cis gay guys. I’m the only trans person there. I introduced a trans character 3 sessions ago, and already the DM had a god permanently transition my character to male. He literally turned him into a cis dude due to a party conflict over how I decided to play him.
The conflict in question was my character using modify memory on party members to remain stealth. Our fighter unexpectedly blew up and said “this is why I have trust issues!” He clarified that he was referring to his character, but yeah I don’t believe that given how our DM decided to immediately step in to resolve it.
He sent a god to tell my character to stop. My character explained why he was casting the spell, and that turned into him being turned into a dude with the specific addendum that he can never ever go back to how he used to look.
I expected consequences for my character. I didn’t expect all of the fun of playing this character to be sucked out of it for me. Literally all of my plans for him revolved around being trans because I never get to play trans characters.
I’m upset, but I don’t know how to tell them it’s kind of fucked to “cure” a trans character without inducing a shit ton of over apologizing that aims at me giving them reassurance. I also can’t tell the party he’s trans because they’re supposed to put the pieces together themselves, and I don’t want the characters who have trust issues be influenced by outside information.
The way I see it, I need to talk to 2 people. I need to tell the DM to take it back and to just let my character suffer instead of giving him everything because he feels bad about seeing a trans character struggle (the struggle is the point. I can’t relate to this character unless he struggles like I did). And I need to talk to the fighter who seemed to take it very personally when I cast modify memory. He walked away from the table yelling “this is why I (his character) have trust issues!” I thought it was a joke. It wasn’t. And if I’m going to play a character that is obviously hiding something and may do shady shit to keep secrets from people he barely knows, I need him to separate what happens in the game from what happens irl.
Somehow I also need to do this in a way that doesn’t spark arguments, directly tell people how to play/run the game, reveal my character is trans to the whole table(I’d have to make a new character again), or trigger the kind of over apologizing that clueless cis people seem to do when confronted by a trans person about trans issues (or at the very least, I want to shut that shit down immediately).
Any advice on how to approach this is welcome here.
Finally, a tranny spirals over knowing that Bryon Noem, husband of Kristi Noem, has now left a permanent impact on the transgender community's PR because he self-identified as a member of the trans community. The copium in the comments, of course, is glorious: "so what sissy’s arent trans. I dont think he’s associates with the so called “trans community” because these people are so cartoonishly obviously not like us, we must allow the contradictions to continue," writes one, while another optimistically hopes to turn the tables by saying that "I can't wait to tell cissies this is what happens when a 🚂 doesn’t get hormones." (Train emojis, especially when paired with the knee emoji, are a way to circumvent slur filters and describe people as trannies.)
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The Bryon Noem thing is the worst opticsnuke in a while

Im pretty sure 100% of you have seen the several posts about this here but if you somehow havent, US politician Kristi Noem's husband Bryon had his private messages with his dominatrix leaked and it turns out he's a sissy bimbo fetishist who seems to be a repper that wants to transition - in other words, a John50 boomerhon in American national news. Mainstream American normies are hearing about sissy porn on the news now and hearing about it in the context of finding out Bryon Noem is a John50 so now they're gonna conflate trans women with sissies more than ever. This just reinforces the cissoid belief that trans women are just fetishists. A goddamn John50 sissy boomerhon in the fucking national news. This fucking sucks so bad. I was really hoping he'd just be a cis sissy so finding out he's an actual John50 who wants to troon out and stuff is the worst fucking thing ever. We can't even distance ourselves from this guy since he called himself trans in the text messages or whatever with the dominatrix. This guy is now permanently associated with the trans community and with the way American pop culture views trans woman. Politics pages talking about sissies. Jesus wept.
 
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