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@Magic Pickle did you do this? I don't know the story behind why our favourite man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a man. aka FTMalding, has been embalmed. But I'm sure its hilarious.
 
Asking troons who are into men ... 8)

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Grindr of course. :lit:

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grindr early transition for me and very specific about who i was and what i wanted. Also met some men on bumble and tinder and at parties in real life.

my rules:
  1. always say i am trans in the profile and confirm via text that they know before moving forward w any texting
  2. no face shots till they verify they are real by holding up a specific number of fingers and sounding non crazy
  3. always start with a googlevoice like phone number for texting off the ap until you meet in person
  4. set your boundaries before meeting and stick to em. my main one for hookups was i never penetrate anything. they needed to know and understand i was only receiving dick if we were hooking up.
  5. Tell two friends where you are going and who you are meeting before it happens. send em profile and face shots. text them both if you move locations with the date and when you are home safe
  6. have fun and protect your safety first!
My grindr date man ended up being awesome and after a lot of us both dating others he and i went exclusive. Five years later and 4 surgeries and i’m still with this same queer cis guy i met in grindr. he’s fantastic and we’re madly in love with each other. he’s the best relationship i have ever had and we live together now.
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My grindr date man ended up being awesome and after a lot of us both dating others he and i went exclusive. Five years later and 4 surgeries and i’m still with this same queer cis guy i met in grindr. he’s fantastic and we’re madly in love with each other. he’s the best relationship i have ever had and we live together now.
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Wait a minute, OP said straight men, Question still not answered. :P
 
None of them pass. They will always be a man. The sooner they get over that the sooner they can stop being annoying and disgusting faggots.
 
Dante Alighieri said:
None of them pass. They will always be a man. The sooner they get over that the sooner they can stop being annoying and disgusting faggots.
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they will never be women. they have no womb, they have no ovaries, they have no eggs. they are homosexual men twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection
 
poggers said:
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@Magic Pickle did you do this? I don't know the story behind why our favourite man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a man. aka FTMalding, has been embalmed. But I'm sure its hilarious.
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You have a couple of drinks and watch one documentary about a taxi driver being mummified in the modern day and then the next thing you know, suddenly impoonsters are the ones getting mummified. Look, where I was last night is nobody's business, alright?

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A woman is driven to near madness by the concept that others can recognize her for what she is - and that all other affirmations are a mere pitying jest at her expense.
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how to know if cis people are making fun of me or not​

while having dinner at a restaurant on a vacation, i overheard someone explaining the concept of trans men to someone else. then today when i went to the hospital i overheard someone make "i identify as a helicopter" type jokes right as i passed by. i dont know if these are just coincidences and i just pray they are because i have been trying so hard to pass and im very far into transitioning and have passed consistently over the years only getting clocked sometimes. but its been getting really horrible recently and its making me wonder if everyone secretely knows im trans but is humoring me. strangers who i have never met. very brief interactions with people. it makes me feel insane and horrible that people can just glance at me even when im completely covered up and on hrt and binding and can still tell i was afab.
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AskMeAnything said:
Yeah. My favourite thing in a relationship is when my partner adds and removes body parts.
Keeps it interesting you know.

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I think it speaks to how immature and insecure these people are that seeing someone hotter struggle with feeling attractive sends them spiraling. Esp when normal people of their age have accepted they’re not going to be in the top 1% of conventional attractiveness and realize confidence >>> changing yourself. (Within reason anyway.)

I think troonism sells devotees on the idea they can fundamentally stop looking like men in women’s clothes and they get all weepy and angsty when they realize YWNBAW / YWNBAM. Then they spend the rest of their lives try to become something they never were… and wonder why they’re depressed.
 
Vlad the Implier said:
>Hmm, I think today I'll look at r/transpassing and sort by controversial

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Man ones like this guy are especially sad. The goblins that troon out because they're unfuckable as men I can sort of understand. But when a reasonably tall, not obese and not deformed dude does it, it's more fucked up. He went from potentially having a normal, fulfilling life to becoming a pariah and irreversibly mutilating himself.

Once you make this choice there is no going back, you'll forever be surrounded by genderweirds.
 
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