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4 years of HRT at work. surely he'll begin looking like a woman after 5. enjoy the before pic, please note the dandruff and horrible personal hygiene.

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it took 26 months of HRT to produce this skinwalker. all of that to wear socks with his sandals. additional comedic value from the girl in the background staring at the photographer.

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54 year old man decided to troon out. 2 months of HRT. avid poster on the transpassing subreddit.

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one more for fun, a 57 year old man. please note the combination gray leggings and ass in mirror angle shot. may god have mercy on us all.

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Found on the body dysmorphia subreddit. Troll/humblebrag or pre-trans?

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I feel so awful about my penis and it's not what you think. It's too big and it among other things have got me bordering on suicidal​


First of all PLEASE DO NOT DOWNVOTE THIS. I need the help and I understand that if you have the opposite problem to mine, you might be tempted to but please understand we just have different needs and neither of us wanted this. I also feel shit and envious like this but instead it's when reading the countless small and average sized penis consolations.

So, I'm M16, and I just really hate the thing, a lot. It's about 20 centimeters long and 10 when flaccid. It makes me feel extremely uncomfortable, brutish, and manly. It makes me want to cry whenever I see it. It doesn't even feel like it's mine, It feels like I'm holding someone elses fat genitals, not a piece of me that I want or relate to.

The thought of actually using it and having sex like a normal person makes me ridiculously uncomfortable and just feels wrong and gross. At times I just want it gone altogether. However this isn't to say I hate IT specifically, I think I'd be fine, maybe even happy with it if it were smaller, a lot smaller, because this is just hell.

I generally despise everything that happened to me during puberty. So no, I'm not suicidal exclusively over my penis of all things but it is one of many things I can't stand anymore, on top of being generally depressed, clinically, I'm not just saying this.

The despair and grief is horrible. Every time I see it, especially when erect, I just want to either bawl or just punch that insidious worm in. I belive you can imagine how debilitating this is in a practical sense but also emotionally. Is there literally anything I can do to fix this? Is this even BDD? Please, I need help, it's been over a year and only keeps getting worse.
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ur_mom_lmaoooo said:
Found on the body dysmorphia subreddit. Troll/humblebrag or pre-trans?

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"puberty is giving me some serious mental health issues, i better reach out to my parents so i can see a doctor strangers on reddit."

i found their profile and it's about what you would expect. posts in the usual groomer subreddits (egg whatever, femboy bullshit). there are people in the bodydysmorphia sub telling him to not troon out and see a doctor, but i think the writing is on the wall for this kid in terms of being groomed. sad world we live in.
 
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Found this shit in the tranny subreddit
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The mental image of this whole ass adult man screeching "I'm not gonna make it that long, reeeeeeeeeeeee-!!" at his long-suffering mother about getting his essential tendies titty skittles is absolutely comical, but JFC... that poor mom. Your heart would bleed for the woman, but she sounds based. I hope her kid stops being retarded at some point, she sounds like a queen :heart-full:
 
MongInTheMirror said:
The mental image of this whole ass adult man screeching "I'm not gonna make it that long, reeeeeeeeeeeee-!!" at his long-suffering mother about getting his essential tendies titty skittles is absolutely comical, but JFC... that poor mom. Your heart would bleed for the woman, but she sounds based. I hope her kid stops being retarded at some point, she sounds like a queen :heart-full:
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the user is an obese type 1 diabetic and can't get troon juice through insurance until he "loses weight". a huge portion of comments in all of their posts are tranny gooners telling them to DIY themselves some bathtub estrogen (of course). there are also the typical "GURL U BETTER RETAIN A LAWYER GURL BECAUSE WHAT UR MOTHER IS DOIN IS ILLEGAL GURL EVEN THOUGH U STILL LIVE AT HOME GURL". again, typical redditor replies.

bonus, here's a cartoonishly graphic NOT MENTALLY ILL BTW drawing they made for attention illustrating how they feel on the inside

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harmacist said:
4 years of HRT at work. surely he'll begin looking like a woman after 5. enjoy the before pic, please note the dandruff and horrible personal hygiene.

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it took 26 months of HRT to produce this skinwalker. all of that to wear socks with his sandals. additional comedic value from the girl in the background staring at the photographer.

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54 year old man decided to troon out. 2 months of HRT. avid poster on the transpassing subreddit.

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one more for fun, a 57 year old man. please note the combination gray leggings and ass in mirror angle shot. may god have mercy on us all.

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If he could fix the five o'clock shadow, the middle one might pass as the ugly, lesbian daughter of Stephen King.
 
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Found this shit in the tranny subreddit
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Oh my GOD! I'm a (retarded) 20 year old and my parents are trying to stop me from ruining my life! No one is in my corner! I feel alone!

You should be thankful your parents care this much about your useless self. Already an adult and yet you're this stupid. 70 years ago they would have slapped it out of you (in a loving way) when you were younger and you would have a job already and begun planning your life instead of this nonsense.

Sorry for getting mati. Sometimes their whining, despite their life being so carefree these are their worst worries, is infuriating to me.
 
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College won’t let me into gym until I give them my birth gender?


Well blow me with a feather, it sounds vaguely as if "genital checks" are not necessary to keep blokes out of women's locker rooms and vice-versa (though no one gives a shit the other way around.). Which is odd because I'm pretty sure I've seen troons assure us once or twice that transphobes want "genital checks" and that it's pretty much impossible anyway to tell what sex anyone is because there are many definitions and so forth. Now I don't know what to believe any more!

(Also, don't tell me this college checks every student's birth certificate - this person has obviously been clocked and reported.)
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Can’t remember if I’ve said this before but I still don’t get why these faggots make their decision after going through shit like this.

Like wouldn’t you think this would encourage other people not to turn into a tranny?!
 
Sean Andalou said:
Uh oh. Another terminological minefield ahead. :christine:

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The way they still get so testy about Attack Helicopter after all these years. That meme crawled into their heads and sat there niggling and tormenting them like an parasitic brain worm. Thank you, Attack Helicopter, for your service
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I really hope that he’s lying about this and is trying to make himself sound more successful than he is, because the thought of a troon in the cockpit of a commercial airliner is fucking terrifying.
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"Hi, this is Lilith, your Captain speaking. Today we'll be cruising at 22000 feet, wind direction is North Westerly at 15 knots, and there's a 41% chance of us getting to our destination."
 
Stabby_Pencil said:
They do forget and are the opposite of pleasantly surprised. Or am I thinking of dementia? One of those causes them to wonder where their body parts are.
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pretty sure it's dementia, because I've heard tell of it happening to dementia trannies. In that they forget they transed at all and thus the "where the fuck is my dick" line.
 
Stabby_Pencil said:
They do forget and are the opposite of pleasantly surprised. Or am I thinking of dementia?
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My dad has dementia and alzheimers. They're basically the same thing afaik.
He needs constant reassurance that he's ok and in the right place and being looked after.
It's a terrifying and really sad way to go through the last part of your life.
Typical tranny behaviour to want to appropriate something which makes life unbearable.
 
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