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Uh oh. Another terminological minefield ahead. :christine:

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If anyone questions you on your gender, tell them you’re a woman. Or trans femme. Non binary. Really, just tell them what you are. Cut “identify” from your language.

Your gender identity is an “identity,” but it’s also who you are. Cis women don’t tell people they identify as women. They tell people they are women. Because they are.

If you get questioned on such a statement, guess what? You don’t owe anybody an explanation. “I’m a woman.” Leave it at that.

This PSA may not be as relevant as it was a few years ago, but transphobic dummies still make their stupid one joke about “identifying as an attack helicopter” often enough that to anyone who doesn’t know better, stating “I identify as..” is enough to make them question your identity.

Don’t give them that opening!
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It seems so obvious in hindsight but i still needed to hear it. Makes so much sense~
 
It's funny how many gay men wish they could identify as homewreckers.

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Update: I am trying to gather every ounce of goodness I have in me not to pull an Ariana Grande and be a homewrecker …. (self.StraightTransGirls)
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After a week at the new gym, I decided I wanted to reduce the awkwardness since I’ll be seeing him often. I ran into him in the grocery store (we’re neighbours) and I just ripped the bandaid off, waved at him and apologized. Saying at the beginning of my transition, I hated it when people who knew <deadname> saw my face until I myself was comfortable with it and he wasn’t the only one who I started ignoring and avoiding. He said ”please don’t be sorry, its all good”. I thought that was the end of that because according to a mutual friend, he’s still together with his girl that he met around the same time I met him as <deadname>.
Fast forward to 2 weeks later. We wave, say hi and bye that’s it. A girlfriend I have invited to work out with me cos she had the same membership at the gym but goes to a different branch. She doesn’t know him nor what went down. While we were working out, she asked me if I knew ”the tall really buff guy(him)” cos he kept checking me out and apparently she told me while we were gossiping, he walked up behind me like he was gonna say hi, hesitated, stared at my ass then walked back to his machine.
I decided to use this to test it , I told her no I don’t know him, it’s probably nothing. At the end of the session, my friend promised me that he was looking at me wherever I went in the room.
My gay male friend who didn’t know I went to the same gym cos he went at a different time invited me to be workout buddies. He said the same thing, when I am not looking he’s more brazen. One time I was late cos of work, my friend was there an hour before me. He told me that as soon as my neighbour saw him, he was scanning the gym lowkey, as if looking for someone then refocused on himself after seeing I am not there.
Last Thursday I had a haircut and wore booty shorts to the gym. As soon as I enter he notices and looks. Ive caught him staring a few times for the first time. Like I said I’ve apologized to him so we’re talking again so I said hi. He keeps losing his train of thoughts. Hes usually very confident and talkative. He talks to the boys that he knows from university, the gym manager, the janitor even. Even girls who don’t “measure up” to his current gf he would talk to in a friendly, catching up tone that he would lose 10 minutes of his time talking to them.
My friend said its very obvious he’s attracted to me and is probably guilty because hes taken. I’ve had a crush on him since even before my egg cracked. At times I am so tempted to go for him, but I am scared of karma biting me in the ass in the future.


Funny how some of them are telling him to avoid the situation because he would cheat on him as well. While others wish they could attract more men.

v3rr3r 4 points 58 minutes ago
First of all: if he'll cheat on her, he'll cheat on you.
Second of all: yes, it's mainly the cheater's responsibility, but if you know the person's cheating to be with you and you continue on, you're still a little bit culpable since that's disrespectful to his girlfriend. And what's more, you deserve better, and you don't deserve to get involved with that.

[–]tame-til-triggered 3 points 9 hours ago
I wonder how much trans porn he's looked at, thinking about you.
Whatever you do, just make sure you come back and let us knowww


pg430 3 points 9 hours ago
before I transitioned I really took a “we’re both adults and it’s on you to handle your shit” approach to these things. I’ve been some form of non monogamous for awhile so being in a relationship hasn’t been a barrier to pursuing other connections, and tbh it’s really not my job to root around in someone’s life.
Buuuuut since transitioning I really try not to fw people who are cheating. Simply because an argument between a couple feels like it could get directed at me more easily and more dangerously.
I’d continue feeling the euphoria of a gorgeous man eye fucking you and let that build up your confidence, but I do not think getting with him is gonna be a good idea. That being said, if he makes a move then you can open up a conversation about whether his relationship is exclusive or not and go from there.

[–]RusticMusket 1 point 10 hours ago
if he makes the first move, it’s all fair in love and war 🤭

[–]New-Acadia1362 3 points 14 hours ago
I mean...........it's his choice if he engages with you or not lol.

[–]trunkjunk12 5 points 15 hours ago
No such thing as a homewrecker, it's a misogynistic schema. If a man cheats, he cheated, the girl he cheated with isn't the one who caused the harm.
But like. You don't really want to be with a guy who'll cheat to be with you, I promise. If you pursue this you'd absolutely want to see him break things off with his partner before he pursues you, elsewise you're gonna end up regretting the whole thing.

[–]Tired_yet_cute 4 points 11 hours ago*
I agree. I will stay in the sidelines. If he’s beginning to notice me intensely that means the relationship is showing signs of weakness. I won’t do anything. I’ll date other men and maybe try if it ever fully ends.


s taken don't, just don't, that's extremely disrespectful, how would you feel if you had a bf and some other girl started some moves with him?
And if he tries something with you, you should put boundaries and don't accept it, if he wants to cheat on his gf let him do it with another girl, not you

[–]Tired_yet_cute -1 points 19 hours ago
Another reason to hate my parents, they traumatized me so much that I became in denial until mid 20s. If I had transitioned earlier I would probably be with him and not her :/


They really say some of the quiet parts out loud about why they identify as trannies because they hate being gay and want more attention from other men.

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He told me that as soon as my neighbour saw him, he was scanning the gym lowkey, as if looking for someone then refocused on himself after seeing I am not there.
Last Thursday I had a haircut and wore booty shorts to the gym. As soon as I enter he notices and looks. Ive caught him staring a few times for the first time. Like I said I’ve apologized to him so we’re talking again so I said hi. He keeps losing his train of thoughts. Hes usually very confident and talkative. He talks to the boys that he knows from university, the gym manager, the janitor even. Even girls who don’t “measure up” to his current gf he would talk to in a friendly, catching up tone that he would lose 10 minutes of his time talking to them.
This is also the behavior of someone whose creepy transvestite neighbor is stalking them at the gym, but go off, Queen.
 
Uh oh. Another terminological minefield ahead. :christine:

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Over the last hour, big positive response ...

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Yeah, just using “identify as” feels like ceding ground right from the jump. It’s far, far, far too easy to read it as having an implicit subtext of “I identify as (x) [and I need to tell you that because in reality I am (y)].”

Not everyone is going to mentally add that extra bit at the end, but using qualifiers like “identify as” does make it easier for them to do it. We’re women, and we can say that. If we want to clarify further and add descriptive adjectives, “trans woman” is right there. Trans is not a dirty word despite people’s efforts to make it seem like one.
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I never had it in my vocab to begin with! When I didn't pass as well I'd just say "I'm a trans woman" but now I comfortably say "I'm a woman", though I'm still on the waiting list for HRT.
... and this additional terminological directive. :lit:
Similarly: NEVER say that you're "biologically" your AGAB. The only context I could see that language being relevant is if you're talking to a medical professional AND you're not medically transitioning. But if you're not talking to a medical professional, it's none of their fucking business. And if you are, but are medically transitioning, then it could be medically dangerous to be treated like your AGAB.
 
trans day of visibility stopped being fun when i stopped getting attention :(
“Now that I’ve grown into myself and my skin, I feel more invisible than ever and don’t fit in with anyone, even other trans people”. Like holy shit, I didn’t realize growth and self-actualization turned you into a miserable, isolated loser like that! Sounds more like something that would happen if you were, idk, pursuing a futile and off-putting delusion and asking everyone to lie to you all the time or something. But that can’t be right, we’re talking about gender transition here, the most joyful and authentic thing you can do! Mystifying
 
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Norwegian troon is agitated after waiting eight years for titty skittles that will likely never come, since his healthcare system would rather string him along with stupid gatekeep-y things like medical appointments and therapy sessions versus giving him what he wants right off the bat

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Other Scandinavian troons: OMG you too?! They really wanna kill us, huh?

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So much for being a progressive Scandinavian country. He’s been doing bathtub estrogen, anyway. Although even that is increasingly unlikely, when those operations are being shut down

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Someone tells him to chill. If he’s waited eight years, it’s not as life threatening as he believes it is. Suicide threat, activate!

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The following day, Norwegian troon reflects on this tweet’s fallout

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The “suicide threats”

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The closest to one he received (if one can call it that) was a single troll video

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So, by saner standards, his one actual suicide threat in his tweet chain was his very own. Funny how that works.

Some bonus replies from other non-American (mostly European) troons also annoyed that their countries won’t give them titty skittles on demand

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“I waited eight years for free titty skittles and almost killed myself, and all I got was 2 mg”

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A couple suggestions

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I love it
> HRT isnt given out freely they wont just give it to anyone it's full of checks and doctor appointments. That's just anti-tranny propaganda.
>also this system is unfair why cant I get body-destroying hormones over the counter
 
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I love it
> HRT isnt given out freely they wont just give it to anyone it's full of checks and doctor appointments
>also this system is unfair why cant I get body-destroying hormones over the counter

Also:

> The US is going to commit trans genocide the moment Trump says so! They’re already restricting HRT access along with everything else!
>Man, sucks you have to wait that long. Why not get it in America? I got mine after one appointment!
 
Another terminological minefield ahead.
Remember when saying "cr*ss-dresser" or "tr*nsvestite" would get you tarred and feathered by the trans mob? Funny how those words make an unchallenged appearance when people are trying to humiliate Kristy Noem's husband Busty. Oh and now "transperson*" and "transgender*" have been upgraded from out-dated terms to slurs (please DM if you know how to pronounce the asterisk so I can yell it properly).
Also:

> The US is going to commit trans genocide the moment Trump says so! They’re already restricting HRT access along with everything else!
>Man, sucks you have to wait that long. Why not get it in America? I got mine after one appointment!
This is like the tech troon who ran away from California to a refugee resettlement complex in the Netherlands and had the other refugees tell him they hoped to end up in California.
 
one more for good measure, this fucking lunatic is an active pilot for american airlines, complete with lunacy post:
I really hope that he’s lying about this and is trying to make himself sound more successful than he is, because the thought of a troon in the cockpit of a commercial airliner is fucking terrifying. Looking at his post history, he seems to not patronize any aviation-related threads, which is uncommon for a pilot. In the post, he claims to be a current pilot, but as of two months ago, he claims to be 67, two years past the mandatory retirement age of 65. Idk, I just hope that he’s bullshitting about his “flying career.” I’d walk right off the plane if I saw his ass in there during boarding.

I’ve seen many examples of airlines putting out videos celebrating “diversity,” spotlighting members of the rainbow brigade. I’ve never seen a troon featured in any of those videos. Wouldn’t they want to feature one to up their cred among the crowd who cares about that shit? Or do they realize how off-putting it would be to pretty much everybody, opting instead to not go there? Or…are there really no troon pilots at the legacies/ULCCs (which is what I strongly hope)?
 
I really hope that he’s lying about this and is trying to make himself sound more successful than he is, because the thought of a troon in the cockpit of a commercial airliner is fucking terrifying. Looking at his post history, he seems to not patronize any aviation-related threads, which is uncommon for a pilot. In the post, he claims to be a current pilot, but as of two months ago, he claims to be 67, two years past the mandatory retirement age of 65. Idk, I just hope that he’s bullshitting about his “flying career.” I’d walk right off the plane if I saw his ass in there during boarding.

I’ve seen many examples of airlines putting out videos celebrating “diversity,” spotlighting members of the rainbow brigade. I’ve never seen a troon featured in any of those videos. Wouldn’t they want to feature one to up their cred among the crowd who cares about that shit? Or do they realize how off-putting it would be to pretty much everybody, opting instead to not go there? Or…are there really no troon pilots at the legacies/ULCCs (which is what I strongly hope)?
so i checked out their profile a little more, turns out you are correct, he is currently retired. he trooned out in 2013, his wife divorced him and kicked him out in 2014, then he continued trooning out at 100mph. so there was probably around 10 years where he was a troon while being a pilot being that 2013 was 13 years ago (jesus christ). i agree about the tranny pilot, i would literally walk off the plane, get a later flight, and sit in the terminal.

it also turns out that he blew a 35 year marriage to become a tranny.
 
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I really hope that he’s lying about this and is trying to make himself sound more successful than he is, because the thought of a troon in the cockpit of a commercial airliner is fucking terrifying.
Aviation is a field dominated by nerdy men, many of whom have ex-military backgrounds. Of course there are troon pilots.
 
Remember when saying "cr*ss-dresser" or "tr*nsvestite" would get you tarred and feathered by the trans mob? Funny how those words make an unchallenged appearance when people are trying to humiliate Kristy Noem's husband Busty. Oh and now "transperson*" and "transgender*" have been upgraded from out-dated terms to slurs (please DM if you know how to pronounce the asterisk so I can yell it properly).
Wow it's now a big thread.
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Two of the newer comments seem to contain the seeds of yet another slap fight. :lit:
People still use that? I don’t even use “preferred name” or “preferred pronouns.” I have a name and a government designation. My pronouns are mandatory. I don’t “identify as” a woman, I am a woman.
I don't identity as anything. I AM a trans woman.
 
An interesting use of the George Floyd Maneuver, lmao

"I CAN'T BREATHE! *UUUUUGH* I CAN'T BREATHE! *UUUUUGH* I CAN'T BREATHE!" yelled the troon lawyer as the officers gently put her down on the ground.

:story:

All I could think of while the pooner was reeeeeeing on the ground was that TV exec from Independence Day,

"DAVID! DAVIIIIIIIIIID!!!!"
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