📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

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toilet_rainbow said:
As you may have seen in the news, the DHS shutdown has made airport lines to the point that ICE agents are helping get people through faster. A troon spooked by this asked his followers if any trannies have been detained by ICE (i.e. that the great Trans Genocide has finally commenced). Got one example, only to say that that was more for racism than being trans, plus some that were “yeah, but they were also immigrants, so very part of ICE’s agenda.” Wants more examples (preferably with audio/video proof)

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This was still enough to spook OP, who recommended joining your local ICEwatch (but don’t worry too hard about them yet if you’re white)

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What country is this flag and why are they all so fucking ugly?

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! said:
They have been scientifically proven to be the only people who smell worse than Indians.
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Reminder that in a ground-breaking 2009 study of the microbiome of the neovagina, Microflora of the penile skin-lined neovagina of transsexual women
a foul smell of the vagina was observed in most patients.
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There has actually been a lot more research on neovaginal microbiomes published in the last decade, I am currently diving into this rabbit hole because it's hilarious/horrifying.
 
Colress said:
Our voices tend to set us apart from troons though.
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Ugly women also aren’t uniformly ‘5”10 or taller with giant hands, feet, and heads.
Sean Andalou said:
I know that exists, but how big was it ever?
I never personally saw it and have always lived in "blue" cities.
Well never in California. :P
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It’s still a thing in PetCo retail locations and psych wards.
gr33d0 sh0t f1rst said:
have lurked here for a few months. Am not special or very good at forum discussions. Every once in a while my ADHD compels me to share and I refuse. Today I was really wanting to get ...what if we normies, "cis", hetero folks went around talking about how we are living our truth, and most honest selves. Talked about our gender affirming care and how being genuine to ourselves is so fulfilling and worth it.

Would it not set off the most prolific howls of autistic screeching?
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Some trannies make this argument that cissoids engage in “gender affirming” behavior by wearing their hair long / makeup / beard / other gendered signifier etc. but you don’t need daily affirmation of something that’s objectively true, and no amount of wearing nail polish makes a man into a woman.
 
Stan said:
Ugly women also aren’t uniformly ‘5”10 or taller with giant hands, feet, and heads.
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Is there a reason on why every tranny is so tall and have the most obviously masculine skull shape ever? Never seen a short actually effeminate looking tranny and I can assure you it's not the short ones "passing".
 
toilet_rainbow said:
As you may have seen in the news, the DHS shutdown has made airport lines to the point that ICE agents are helping get people through faster. A troon spooked by this asked his followers if any trannies have been detained by ICE (i.e. that the great Trans Genocide has finally commenced). Got one example, only to say that that was more for racism than being trans, plus some that were “yeah, but they were also immigrants, so very part of ICE’s agenda.” Wants more examples (preferably with audio/video proof)

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This was still enough to spook OP, who recommended joining your local ICEwatch (but don’t worry too hard about them yet if you’re white)

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I was gonna say that these guys live in a parallel reality where ICE is just going around shooting and arresting everyone they see, but it's not that. It's not a delusion, not really. It's a prayer, they want that more than anything so they can finally feels justifiably oppressed. You see it with black liberal influencers and how all the black ICE agents are totally breaking their brains. Honestly, I hope we do see some tranny ICE guys, that'll just make the cognitive dissonance harder to explain.
 
Damn! Life is not like pr0n.
For anybody really, but troons feel it more. :lit:

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sorry if this is a little nsfw but im so frustrated.

ya girl was watching some spicy videos & i stumbled upon this one vid that was just like...super passionate sex between this really hot guy & this gorgeous trans girlie.

& idk i guess it's so rare to see that kind of genuine stuff in porn w trans women. & it just brought so much fucking pain & envy to the surface (well also lust but this isn't abt that lol).

ive still got a long way to go with my transition & i constantly feel so unlovable/undesirable. it feels like it's going to be impossible to find genuine love even if I pass & im pretty cuz of the way so many people negatively view us.

i have almost no one in my life at this point that geuinely cares about & supports me. god i would kill for someone to look at me with a shred of the passion that guy looked at her with. even just platonically.

in a world that seems to hate my existence, i just want to feel like someone wants me. ig that's the way to put it. I figure y'all might relate 🙃
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From down in the comments. :christine:
Yeah. If I were a hot girl like, all my problems would be solved. So many confidence issues, social, relationship issues because of my appearance and feeling horrible about my body. People like my personality and what I say but...I want to feel physically desired.

God. I haven't even had a hug in months. Even all the people I've been with sexually didn't touch my body, didn't explore me. Bleh. Hate being trans.
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Sean Andalou said:
Damn! Life is not like pr0n.
For anybody really, but troons feel it more. :lit:

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102 upvotes, 35 comments.
From down in the comments. :christine:
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The comment that you shared piqued my interest with its woe-is-me tone, turns out the commenter is indeed a piece of work. His nom de troon is Astrid (lol) and he is a 30-year-old British NEET living with his dad.

Loves his dick:
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Is 6'4" but that's OK because he's gonna be a hot muscle mommy!
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Except.............he CAN'T be a muscle mommy because he doesn't have time to go to the gym because he has to stay up late because his only friends are in the USA via Discord, and he has to overeat tendies because he's touch starved!*sigh*
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You know, the thing about progress is it isn't linear. I'm in a worse state than I was five years ago. More weight, less fem, less money, everything. It's possible to fall. It's possible to backslide. All the progress you've made can fall apart in an instant. It's all so fragile.

I've had "tomorrow is another day" for years and fucking years...there's only so long you can make excuses for yourself, permit yourself your failures until you become defined by them.

I drink because it helps me be myself. I eat poorly because I want to get some dopamine because I'm completely touch starved. I stay up late and lose sleep because my friends are in other timezones thousands of miles away. Taking care of my body too often means sacrifice. And it's so, so hard to give up the tiny pieces of joy in my life for some promised distant "maybe"

I don't really build habits. I don't really build anything. I once lost 1/3rd of my body weight. Now I have it all back, and more. What we've built is fragile. And all I built collapsed because I didn't deserve it.

Hm, maybe I should be posting this in the Fat Girlcows thread instead?
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This fucking idiot can't do anything:
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I. Don't know. I'm bad at makeup, and all the girl clothes I buy don't fit me. Fat girl clothes are deliberately ugly and I can't find anything I want to wear that will actually fit my massive frame. I have unsteady hands so makeup is hard and also just looks bad on my face. Jewelery I have had some of, rings really, necklaces struggle to fit on my huge neck.

The furry reveal, surprising no one:
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This guy's dad needs to unplug the router like yesterday.
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Half his post history is in a subreddit called r/VRChat which is apparently about spending your life in a virtual world that looks like this:
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I love when the fat guys decide they're ackshually Amazons. No faggot, you're fat and covered in skin tags. Shave your damn neck.
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When Rhys McKinnon / Veronica Ivy was getting fat and in denial about it, he went around calling himself Her Thighness. It was hilarious. Here is a video of his fat ass falling over on a bicycle during that arc. It might be off topic but you'll get a smile.
 
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! said:
I love when the fat guys decide they're ackshually Amazons. No faggot, you're fat and covered in skin tags. Shave your damn neck.
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When Rhys McKinnon / Veronica Ivy was getting fat and in denial about it, he went around calling himself Her Thighness. It was hilarious. Here is a video of his fat ass falling over on a bicycle during that arc. It might be off topic but you'll get a smile.
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Why is someone else pushing the bike?
 
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