📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Hideous K]

Brevard County police respond after 16-year-old Julia Egler reports a burglary, only to discover her mother Kelley McCollom and Matthew Szejnrok shot. Watch the incident unfold on this episode of Law&Crime BodyCam.

 

[Pig Cups]

Stolen from FB. Page name does NOT check out.

Yeesh…


This motherfucker looks like Vito Margera lmaoo

OK. How are you handling their cattiness and trolling?

“I had something scripted in my mind for how to shut down conversations like ‘I can’t be a safe space for your misandry’”

Immediately clockable as a neurotic, damaged, hysterical girl, just based on that. There are certain phrases…like, you know how you would never hear a female utter the words “unlimited dookie glitch”? Yeah, no man would EVER say the above.

TACKS: Veinscrawler's revision gets abruptly canceled

UMass Memorial…so he’s getting his cock chopped off in Worcester, which is the shittiest and most depressing city in Massachusetts, second only to Springfield. How fitting!

 

[AskMeAnything]

"teen butthole destroyed by tgirl janitor, slapping, spitting, cum eating, choked unconscious,"

How and when did it get like that? Whatever happened to 'guy comes round to fix the plumbing, housewife sees him bending over, gets horny, they strip off and make love?

These guys only follow camgirls so they think every woman with a computer is a camgirl.

My old mother gets constant ads involving large breasted bikini 'babes' on facebook.
I asked what she'd been up to to get all that because I never see anything like that online.

 

[Dr. Butt]

How and when did it get like that? Whatever happened to 'guy comes round to fix the plumbing, housewife sees him bending over, gets horny, they strip off and make love?

Dude I made up a tame one. Fake blonde girls who go to plastic shotglass dance clubs were doing all that shit with their boyfriends back in 2012, except with the addition of face punching. Are you one of those guys who's surprised when a high school kid murders a random female classmate these days? Go see what they're watching now.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

One look at normie social media swiftly disproves this, literally every other post is about sex, women dominate normie spaces online and inevitably reduce all "discourse" to sex.

Are you sure those are real women, the old-fashioned kind without dicks? I think you’re getting tricked by girly anime profile pics or you’re talking about non-normie spaces or your algorithm is beyond fucked.

Anyway, I’m so glad 4tran4 is back.

So…was that an unfair depiction of him? Let’s see…


Your feelings are way off, sir.

Had to include this one just for the hair, I think he took the puppygirl thing too far and now he needs a dog groomer:

 

[AskMeAnything]

Dude I made up a tame one. Fake blonde girls who go to plastic shotglass dance clubs were doing all that shit with their boyfriends back in 2012, except with the addition of face punching. Are you one of those guys who's surprised when a high school kid murders a random female classmate these days? Go see what they're watching now.

I'm genuinely turned off by almost all porn. I appreciate the curves of a beautiful woman but I'm not interested in much else. Close up shots of genitals, mechanical penises, choking, spitting, etc are all revolting to me.

 

[gampboonerisms]

I'm genuinely turned off by almost all porn. I appreciate the curves of a beautiful woman but I'm not interested in much else. Close up shots of genitals, mechanical penises, choking, spitting, etc are all revolting to me.

yeah. especially after knowing what porn actually is (trafficking).

 

[Dr. Butt]

I'm genuinely turned off by almost all porn. I appreciate the curves of a beautiful woman but I'm not interested in much else. Close up shots of genitals, mechanical penises, choking, spitting, etc are all revolting to me.

Yeah I don't know why every man on the planet seems to think that every single other man on the planet must be exactly like him, but you guys need to stop doing that. The rapists and traffickers get away with it because nice boys are sitting at home twiddling their thumbs going "NOOOO. No wayyyyyy! No one would ever be into that!" That's not faith in your fellow man, it's still solipsism. Stop it. Then go shoot some pedos.

 

[Pig Cups]

Initial inquiry/application
Sponsorship
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Payment of initiation fees

It gives me great pleasure to announce that “@its.rylie.darling” is now a full, voting member of the highly esteemed and exclusive Club 41. A reception will be held in the grill room this evening at 6, and you are cordially invited!



A portrait of our newest member! (shown here at right)



OP troon is a “digital creator” with a wife and two daughters. He’s left a ton of pre-troon pics on his profile.


Oof.


Channelling Nick Contino in this one. And Pokémon Go, because of fucking course.


Wife’s gotta be only marginally less fucked up than he is, given that she’s making the conscious decision to stay with this fucking reprobate.


Poor, poor girls. A mental, absolute failure of a father, and an enabler mother buying into the insanity instead of putting their well-being first. Not a single, positive role model to be had. Would daddy pulling a Delbert Grady on them be more merciful at this point? Tragic.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Not a single, positive role model to be had. Would daddy pulling a Delbert Grady on them be more merciful at this point? Tragic.

Don't axe murder the little kids, weirdo. Have Null marry the mom and make trannies mad when the kids grow up to be a soccer coach and a radiology tech who don't even own a PC.

 

[Colress]

you know how you would never hear a female utter the words “unlimited dookie glitch”?

I think there are plenty of chances on this site for any woman to say that pattern of words and I swear it isn't specifically because imagining a use case for "unlimited dookie glitch" made me crylaugh.

 

[Pig Cups]

and I swear it isn't specifically because imagining a use case for "unlimited dookie glitch" made me crylaugh.

It’s when you’ve already wiped a whole bunch of times and somehow there’s still doodoo on the paper. It’s the worst, isn’t it?

 

[Dr. Butt]

I think there are plenty of chances on this site for any woman to say that pattern of words and I swear it isn't specifically because imagining a use case for "unlimited dookie glitch" made me crylaugh.

"Nuh-uh, the women on Kiwi Farms might say it!" oh ok case closed.

 

[Stabby_Pencil]

I think there are plenty of chances on this site for any woman to say that pattern of words and I swear it isn't specifically because imagining a use case for "unlimited dookie glitch" made me crylaugh.

I can see a chance for one of us to say it about a SRS disaster with the one that uses the colon.

 

[Toxic BRAAAAP Mask]

Red Dead Roleplayer gets trolled. "She's" a tranny OnlyFans model with a deep effeminate masculine voice and male roleplayers in game fall for it. I know nothing about the GTA RP or RDR RP communities, but is it infested with these people?

Looked him up.

 

[Colress]

"Nuh-uh, the women on Kiwi Farms might say it!" oh ok case closed.

I mean, I can think of a few times I'd use it offsite too.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

My main issue is that MY CHOICE was to be stealth, and people are not honoring that choice. To me, someone's option to be open as lgbtq+ or not is a sacred thing. It is their option, and it is to be respected no matter what - even if you somehow find out about someone, it is your duty as a fellow human to respect their privacy and keep it to yourself. Nothing gives anyone the right to make the call of being open on someone elses behalf. Absolutely nothing.

I don't remember ever being asked to play along with your game of make-believe, and I don't have to do it. No one does, and people are waking up and realizing it. Tough Shit, you don't control other people's speech. You made a play for that sort of thing over the past few years, and it was a good effort, but that's over now. I personally wouldn't out anyone, mostly because I don't care who you fuck and don't want to hear about it if you're gay (or straight). But I'd never hire a troon-hun in the first place. My employees have to be well-groomed and personable, not autistic and playing dress-up.

 

[neverendingmidi]

This pooner literally CANNOT understand that people can observe her from outside her brain. Sure a person has "ownership of their life", but that doesn't mean they can control the brains of everybody who looks at them. This is right up there with a gay guy complaining about being outed after being found on a busy street corner at high noon sucking dick. I want pics to see exactly how hilariously bad their man impression is.

Oh! I checked her reddit, she's literally ONLY on testosterone, no surgeries. At least she never mentioned having any, and previously mentioned she had not had any.

So she's likely fat and hairy, and assumes that makes her pass. I bet her actions are as feminine as her writing, so IF anybody didn't notice they eventually figured it out.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

I had something scripted in my mind

Yeah, that sort of thing always goes over well, always will.

for how to shut down conversations

JUST SHUT The Fuck Up with those words I'm forcing myself to read

‘I can’t be a safe space for your misandry’”

And the lecture. Might want to rework that script, little lady.

Immediately clockable as a neurotic, damaged, hysterical girl, just based on that.

Couldn't be more clear.

So she's likely fat and hairy, and assumes that makes her pass. I bet her actions are as feminine as her writing, so IF anybody didn't notice they eventually figured it out.

How dare my coworkers have functional eyes! This is wrong, the worst thing anyone's ever been through. Why is being a man in a woman's body such a vale of tears?!?!?

And of course she dissolved into tears when they noticed her poorly done "manly man" cosplay, as men do when they're upset.

 

[Cthulus Nutsack]

Dangling precariously on the edge of the Methuselan age of 30 years old, a troon laments that he never had joy nor fun during his season in the sun and now must enter a sexual ice age

Tfw you will never be able to transition into being a milf . Age is the one true destroyer of trannies.

Women can look good past their 30s as long as they take care of themselves and when they hit their actual golden years (the non crazy ones) often become matronly pillars of society. Watching other peoples kids doing charity work Even in the ghettos down south you will see old black ladies in their 70s and 80s outside keeping an eye on neighborhood kids that they dont even know. I've had them scold me so many times for being outside barefoot or bring me something cold to drink if I'm doing outside work in the summer. Its nice. Like having a bunch of grandmas. Troons just turn into Buffalo Bill