📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Waffle Iron]

Generally, the original concept of invisible disability is just a disability you can't spot with the naked eye. Like someone wheelchair bound without legs vs someone using a wheelchair due to nerve damage but hasn't hit leg muscular atrophy or something like that. Because it's something generally unseen, it's easy to take and use as a shield when you aren't disabled and are just lazy as hell.

Someone not being able to get out of a wheelchair is still somewhat visible, invisible diseases can be worse. For example narcolepsy, or someone with greatly reduced cartilage that is in pain whenever they walk (but still is able to walk normally). I met someone with the latter. She has a wheelchair to avoid walking too much, but when boarding the plane she got out of her chair to get to her seat, and the steward reacted strongly (hey why are you even in a wheelchair). Those are not fun moments.

In (you should pardon the expression) "normal" sex, there isn't a huge volume of fluid, is there?
Say 3 cc more or less?

Maybe I'm misreading it, but "fill up my partner with fluid" sounds like bizarrely more than that.

>he doesn't cum like a fire hydrant
do you even yaoi?

I'm sure that filling someone's vagina with a non-Newtonian fluid will have no downsides whatsoever.

fitting name for the comment.

 

[Candidate No 7]

It sounds like this is one of those people who makes every interaction feel like a shit test. God help anyone who dates her.

Yeah the sort of person that goes through life yelling "why are you looking at me?" at anyone who does and "why aren't you looking at me?" at everyone else.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

At work I am constantly educating people I work with on a lot of LGBTQ+ stuff, specifically trans stuff. For example; gender being a social construct, that transmen and non-binary people may experience menopause, that women with PCOS will be affected by transphobia (and what PCOS is to ciswomen).

I bet she's the most unpopular coworker ever, constantly looking for excuses to "educate" her coworkers by monologuing on and on about queer shit while people try to get work done.

Gay.
Men Loving Men.
The kind of relationship a feeeeeemale can never have.

to me, when i see 'mlm' on social media, it always seems to be two pooners desperately trying to pretend they're gay men.

In (you should pardon the expression) "normal" sex, there isn't a huge volume of fluid, is there?
Say 3 cc more or less?

Maybe I'm misreading it, but "fill up my partner with fluid" sounds like bizarrely more than that.

Shh, you're going to ruin their fetish fantasy.

 

[assigned Karen at birth]

When you can't open bobs and vagene, you become the bobs and vagene.

Meanwhile, in India:

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It's sad how carefree they act even after committing crimes on a daily basis just because they think they're different, they don't have the right to sexually assault someone and take money off of it.

This should be stopped , it was saddening to see how everyone reacts to a sexual assault towards a man in this YouTube video I just saw https://youtu.be/Xqxx1TVzreE

Nothing just a transgender casually doing it like they can do whatever the fuck they want to, like men want to get rapped, if it was a different scenario the whole fucking country would be on fire but no since the victim is a man and since the one doing it is a fucking transgender everyone will look way past fucking beyond it, it still amazes me how fucked up they can be and still get away with it.

BEING A TRANSGENDER/HIJRA/KINNAR DOESNT MAKE YOU ANY DIFFERENT OR MAKE ANY LAWS DIFFERENT TO YOU, IT DOESN'T GIVE THEM THE RUGHT TO TOUCH PEOPLE WITHOUT THEIR PERMISSION LET ALONE RAPING THEM PUBLICALLY.

A VOICE SHOULD BE RAISED AGAINST IT AND THE PERSON WHO DID THIS SHOULD BE BEHIND THE BARS

It's been covered in this thread before iirc, but India apparently has roving gangs of troons that go around robbing people and shaking them down for money. Just another reason why India is the asshole of the planet, that's why their flag has a big puckered anus on it.

stay strong trains is hard job

 

[Stabby_Pencil]

to me, when i see 'mlm' on social media, it always seems to be two pooners desperately trying to pretend they're gay men.

huh, that made me think, with all the 'egg-cracking' stories and whatnot maybe gender medicine is a multi level marketing scheme!

 

[Sean Andalou]

>he doesn't cum like a fire hydrant
do you even yaoi?

Now I get it.
The pooner is trying to simulate a fictional superpower.

 

[Troon Meet Noose]

‪Amabel Holland‬ ‪@amabel.bsky.social‬
sometimes I remember that my junk shrunk by an inch or two on estrogen, which makes me a little sad, but then I remember that I got D cups out of the deal and you know what, I'll take it lol

https://bsky.app/profile/amabel.bsky.social/post/3m727iuv6l22y

Smaller dick, bigger moobs. And he takes it?

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Isn’t this the same troon comic with the “you’re only doing the bare minimum” strip?

Very late, but yep. I think the person he’s talking to is the skinwalk straw man from that comic, too, but it’s hard to tell since the designs are so cookie cutter.

to me, when i see 'mlm' on social media, it always seems to be two pooners desperately trying to pretend they're gay men.

I have literally never seen a true and honest gay man refer to himself online as such, and this was popularly used on Tumblr. Your assessment is an accurate one.

I still always read MLM as “multi level marketing” myself. Also an accurate one, actually, since that’s almost exclusively a female thing too.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

I still always read MLM as “multi level marketing” myself. Also an accurate one, actually, since that’s almost exclusively a female thing too.

Troonism, especially the pooner subtype, has so many things in common with multi-level marketing it's uncanny. And they're both social contagions that females and very weak men fall for.

 

[DumbDude43]

She sounds absolutely insufferable. Who likes to be constantly lectured about things they don't even particularly care about? Why does she feel the need to educate everyone around her?

more importantly, why does she feel she has any right to educate anybody about anything?
like, unless you are in a position of authority (parent-child, teacher-student, instructor-trainee, coach-athlete etc) you are not in a position to educate anyone. nobody has a duty to listen or take you seriously, trying to speak with authority that you don't actually have just makes people dislike you and dismiss whatever you say.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Pregnancy and hormone stuff.

Unless you're specifically dealing with endo or GYN, the patient pregnancy question is completely about preventing abortion/teratogenesis.

Troon presented with a mangled hand. In an unknown woman, medications and radiation from diagnostic imaging are a threat to a potential occupant in Schrödinger's Uterus, but the same person who's taking intake vitals and noting down allergies can be delegated to ask about last period. Probably has parameters to activate a standing order for a pee test if it's in question.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

Gay.
Men Loving Men.
The kind of relationship a feeeeeemale can never have.

ONLY FUJOSHIS SAY "MLM"

In (you should pardon the expression) "normal" sex, there isn't a huge volume of fluid, is there?
Say 3 cc more or less?

Maybe I'm misreading it, but "fill up my partner with fluid" sounds like bizarrely more than that.

ONLY FUJOSHIS HAVE THIS FANTASY (it's from their MLM porn fanfics)

Who asked you to justifying your existence?

What these pornsick freaks subconsciously mean is that they need constant reassurance that they're a True and Honest Transgender and not a fetishist or mentally ill. Because if they don't have positive affirmations from normal people they might start to think they're a fetishist or mentally ill and ruined their body, life, and relationships for NOTHING.

 

[Chandelier]

In (you should pardon the expression) "normal" sex, there isn't a huge volume of fluid, is there?
Say 3 cc more or less?

Maybe I'm misreading it, but "fill up my partner with fluid" sounds like bizarrely more than that.

For anyone curious, the average healthy male seminal volume is 5 mL. Some men put out 7.6 mL. The exploding, unending milkshake semen is all from hentai or SFM.

>he doesn't cum like a fire hydrant
do you even yaoi?

If he ain't spraying like Mr. Hands it don't count

still always read MLM as “multi level marketing” myself. Also an accurate one, actually, since that’s almost exclusively a female thing too.

It's exclusively a fandom thing. Actually gay men will just use "gay." I sometimes see it for published books but only with female writers.

 

[Lip Glossary]

The cancer troon is bizarrely attention seeking. If I had a recording of people talking shit about me, I wouldn’t share that with anyone let alone the press.

Watch it come out in court that the surgeons working on her were listening to the radio and Aerosmith's "dude looks like a lady" came on and they all laughed.
It wouldn't surprise me if the loony troon took that as unforgivable transphobic mockery.

 

[TismFarmer]

This is the only sane take because surgeons (rightfully) think everyone on the planet is a subhuman piece of shit. They just also like to win the game jam that's going on inside your organs.

I would think that surgeons have to be able to 'dehumanize' the patient on thd table in front of them to a certain extent to be able to cut them open and rearrange the parts!
I'd much rather a surgeon who detached himself and joked with his attendants than one who aas intense and personal about it. The detached one is much less likely to make mistakes and is able to react more quickly and decisively in an emergency.
Guess which type of person makes the best and most successful surgeons?

 

[Lip Glossary]

Late but what the fuck? Are you an Aussie? You guys have tranny confidantes as an actual job position?

>Australia literally giving troons government-funded handmaids

Reason #3,847,438 I'm happy I grew up in the bush and not with the coastal cunts in Australia.

 

[Stabby_Pencil]

Because if they don't have positive affirmations from normal people they might start to think they're a fetishist or mentally ill and ruined their body, life, and relationships for NOTHING.

Someone needs to tell young people in schools that if you require constant positive affirmations from other people for your identity that means your identity is a falsehood, and that other people can take your identity away.

Guess which type of person makes the best and most successful surgeons?

Psychopaths! And I swear most gender surgeons are the combination of both psychopathic and sociopathic.

 

[tack så mycket]

he's in love with me and therefore wants to do anything that i want to do, and this includes percieving me EXACTLY as i want to be percieved.

These people are absolutely fucking insane. How did she get to the point where this is her idea of "love"? I really think an entire cohort is permanently doomed, I don't see how anyone can come back to reality once they're this far gone.

This comic makes me feel like I'm missing context. Who tf are these characters? Where are they? Wtf are they yapping about in the beginning?

It feels like walking into a conversation halfway through then one of the characters randomly says "Oh yeah I'm a tranny lol". What is the point of this?

It also makes zero sense, because he depicts himself having the "breakthrough" of effortlessly referring to himself with female pronouns - but he's not referring to himself, he's quoting someone else who was talking to him, but also somehow referring to him in the third person at the same time.
I also don't understand the bit about the women's multivitamins. Is he saying that he was driven to eat that disgusting egg/tinned fish slop because his new female biology makes him crave different nutrients, or what?
The whole thing is fucking stupid.

 

[Dread First]

It's been covered in this thread before iirc, but India apparently has roving gangs of troons that go around robbing people and shaking them down for money. Just another reason why India is the asshole of the planet, that's why their flag has a big puckered anus on it.

Fun fact: "Hijra" is not some third gender that's opt-in. Far from it, actually. Historically, "Hijra" was a dumping ground for societal "others" who all shared the dubious distinction of violating sexual or gendered norms. Unfortunately, white liberal Orientalism that romanticises these dumping ground social classes, coupled with the immunity from criticism or retribution because you're "trans" in the West made things go horribly horribly off-kilter.

Traditionally, by which I mean "before the Partition, the Raj, etc," sexual behaviour was, by all counts, an open secret. This dynamic actually ain't unique to India specifically, but also encompassed huge swathes of the Islamicate world. As long as you outwardly met your obligations as a man to marry, sire children, and earn a living, you could be a fudge packer who waxes poetic about the beauty of young boys. Yeah... romanticised pederasty remains a constant regardless of place or time. Regardless, this "open secret, don't rock the boat, keep things on the hush hush" mindset wasn't just for Muslims of Mughal India, but Hindus, Jains, Sikhs, Christians, the whole nine yards.

"Hijras" as this societal dumping ground class for "othered" people emerges when we have (by no means an exhaustive list):

a) Homosexual men dressing effeminately, acting as gay prostitutes for closeted gay men.
b) Eunuchs of the imperial court who fell out of favour
c) What I'm gonna call "harem boys who grew up and succumbed to twink death after years of getting shagged by wealthy, grody old men." Sometimes the emperor's playthings, other times slaves owned by wealthy noblemen.
d) Homosexual men who got outed and must now live out the remainder of their lives in shame

These groups all have the following in common: they're well outside the social norms of their times, they're all ostensibly men, and they're either gay, had to do gay shit to survive, or had the gay label thrown at them all their lives (in the case of the eunuchs).

The old adage remains true once again: all these third/miscellaneous genders in extant societies today are, and will forever be, "what conservative, repressed cultures come up with to justify the novel concept of men fucking other men... and occasionally the boys who got trafficked, raped, and discarded once twink death hit them."

 

[Tragi-Chan]

more importantly, why does she feel she has any right to educate anybody about anything?
like, unless you are in a position of authority (parent-child, teacher-student, instructor-trainee, coach-athlete etc) you are not in a position to educate anyone. nobody has a duty to listen or take you seriously, trying to speak with authority that you don't actually have just makes people dislike you and dismiss whatever you say.

It always feels to me a bit like spergs who try to educate you on Star Trek or Middle Earth. I’m sure it’s fascinating if you’re into all that, but ultimately none of it’s real and it doesn’t matter. Hell, I doubt there are even two trannies who agree on the lore at this level of retardation.

ONLY FUJOSHIS SAY "MLM"

I first encountered the term about a decade ago among Tumblrites. They were always heterosexual teenage girls who made no attempt to pass as men. I suspect they adopted the term “MLM” as a roleplaying shibboleth.