📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Being trans is about self-delusion, but there's only so much self-delusion, and pooners have mirrors. The ones who could possibly achieve yaoi uke are probably the ones who are anorexic instead of pooning (very retro).

It’s like they go the opposite way, trying to be as ugly as possible. Is it some sort of challenge, in the hope that people who judge on looks and not personalities will be filtered out somehow? Or just fulfilling a foregone conclusion, a sort of ‘well if I’m ugly compared to the girls on social media, I may as well make myself REALLY ugly. At least I’ll get some attention then’.

Other idiots on social media then fawn over the ugly girls, for whatever socially advantageous reason, encouraging it even more.

There’s some serious psychological research to be done here, but I don’t think it’ll be allowed for a few years yet. The grip of the trans mob in academia is still strong, and psychology was never particularly scientific or rigorous in the first place.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

a lot of pooners go ham with the piercings and tattoos

If I'm not mistaken, getting lots of piercings and tattoos is sometimes considered a form of self-harm; there is a correlation between that and mental instability. Tattoos and piercings can be pretty painful, so you can see where they could be used instead of cutting.

Given that anyone trying to become the opposite sex is inherently mentally unstable...there you go.

Of course not everyone with lots of piercings and tats are dangerously unstable or bad people, but I advise viewing them as the human civilization version of bright colors in nature: warning signs. Face piercings and tattoos are the worst IMO, but there's a difference between someone having one diamond nose stud and like having a bunch of metal all over their face.

 

[Aunt Carol]

It’s like they go the opposite way, trying to be as ugly as possible.

With pooners, I think the ones like that are going for masculine, but decide to do it via cosmetic ugliness after they realize they can't personally get there via abs (and somehow turning into an Asian cartoon).

It's the opposite of the 6-foot brickhons who are going to wear a miniskirt and crop top no matter what.

 

[merrybrandybuck]

Asia has much more of the pretty boy aesthetic yaoi girls love. It is strange though, a lot of pooners go ham with the piercings and tattoos, but then also want pretty boy yaoi romance. You'd think they would try to turn themselves into a pretty boy.

There's r/transmenfeminity which is just girls with long hair make-up and dresses who call each other Noah and Finn. Not actually sure what's worse, bald roided pooners who beat their girlfriends or yaoi gaydens. You'd think the former, but the latter are such a void staring back.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

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Whenever I see shit like this, I imagine showing it to the lads who were about to land on Omaha Beach. We have, as a species, been nerfed beyond comprehension and at a pace that defies belief.

 

[pooterino]

That picture is just so perfect. Wearing khakis and a belt while shirtless, the gloves, the tray with only an assortment of vegetables. It's a cargo cult understanding of men.

Honestly, if standing around poking at fire and meat with cargo pants on (filled with soda or beer) doesn't get them into the vibe even if it's just a cargo cult in action then nothing will. Maybe a tiny few will zero react/supersaiyyan into manhood magically (gimme my rainbows)

Fat retard troon too depressed by chuds to heat instant cup noodles to get his daily sodium bombs. his troon mates like "estrogenburger" compare it to war

Reading these dispatches from the front of the war on fascism intrigue me greatly.

Troons: "Oh no, they're trying to do a fascism!"

Someone: "That's not good. Well, at least you're in tight with your immediate neighbors and local government, all that. You can all band together for strength in numbers."

Troons: "...."

Everyone: "You're in good with your neighbors, right?"

 

[Gondolindrim]

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Whenever I see shit like this, I imagine showing it to the lads who were about to land on Omaha Beach. We have, as a species, been nerfed beyond comprehension and at a pace that defies belief.

There is a lot to unpack here. I don't think this one was meant to leave the discord server.

 

[Comp0site Specter]

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Scrolling down to best comment (my choice not Reddit).

You know how Peter Griffin is stated to only be able to perceive reality through the lense of 80s movies, there is a connection to be made here I think.

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This is great propaganda actually, would any of these women go through with this if the best they can hope for is overweight Sam Smith.

 

[crab hole]

This is a long one. Screenshot is only half the post and still a lot of words.

Spoiler: complete text, emphases mine

Hi lovelies,

please note: its 1:30 am, I can't sleep, and my mind has been going in circles for hours

I had a weird thing happen earlier this evening. I was out for dinner with my extended family: Me, my son, my Dad, Stepmum, brother, brothers fiance, brother's son. The venue is one of those boutique microbrewery places that also serves food. Typical Australian thing.

A little while after we arrive and have settled at the table my Stepmum leans in and says that a guy at the next table is looking at me. I glance over and he does seem to be deliberately looking at me. My first thought thought is to ask myself whether this dude is thinking about wanting to f*ck me or fight me. I then pretty much forget about him when my son starts demanding attention.

I'm finding this whole thing disproportionatly weird. I'm 42 transfemme, mostly lesb, and married to a ciswoman. Wife and I met prior to transition. I've never felt particularly physically attractive, and can't remember ever drawing attention that way from anyone really. My existence is basically characterised as being 'background character #3'

2 weeks ago I hit rock bottom in my life. I had a dissociative episode where after a month of spiralling I became overwhelmed. One minute I was drinking coffee and helping son get ready for school. Next minute someone else was driving my body, and they were in a blind rage. I barely remember any of it. I tried to hang myself. The backyard camera caught the attempt and that is not something I ever want to watch again.

After this I apparently just walked out of the house and vanished for 2 hours. I do not know where I went or what I did. I turned up several kilometres away to the local veterans support place, in a daze just rambling on about nonsense and needing help. I had sticks and stuff in my hair and a huge bruise on my foot. After calming me down they got in contact with my wife, who had called an ambulance because I had hurt her. The police then turned up and arrested me. I was taken to the hospital where I started having PTSD flashback because a beeper or something in the ER sounds like the emergency alarm on a FFG. Eventually the mental health nurse sees me, relays what I say to the psychiatrist.

So, dissociation, suicide attempt, ptsd flashbacks.Psych decide the best thing for me is to leave hospital and go to the Police lock up.

I'm charged with assault on my wife. I'm strip searched, made to surrender my bra, barefoot, and put in a cell next to a meth head who's noisily coming down. It's cold, and noisy.

Next morning, having had no sleep I'm taken to the courthouse to be put in another cell. We're told nothing except to wait to see the duty lawyer before we face the magistrate. I see the duty lawyer at about 3pm. The magistrate maybe an hour later. I'm still barefoot, braless, haven't slept and still in yesterday's clothes. I'm put on bail, not allowed to go to my home or contact my wife for help.

I'm released from lockup at 450pm. It's Friday, and a long weekend is about to start. I'm lucky in that at some point my wife gave the police my handbag, phone, and car keys. Otherwise I'd have had literally a tshirt, bra, bike shorts, and knickers.

I call a friend who's able to take my keys to collect my car from home, along with some clothes and other supplies.

I try to get a room for the night, long weekend, all booked up. I call my dad and beg him to take me in. After the obligatory lecture from him, I'm able to go there. It's an hour drive, along the way I contemplate several times ramming a bridge pylon at speed. Rock meet bottom.

The veterans support place have been helping me. They've facilitated a stay in a mental health hospital, I'm going there Monday.

Its now 2:22 am.This madness is just going round and round in my head. I can't make it stop.

I'm wrestling with the urge to delete this post. Thats been my default to everything since I was 11. Lock the feelings away, keep everyone out.

I just feel so very lost right now.

Lost and ashamed of myself. It hurts in my chest.

Somehow I need to balance going to hospital with all the legal stuff and going to court in 2 weeks. Little stuff is stressing me out, is there parking at the hospital? If no, where does my car go? If no car how do I travel to the lawyers appointment, which I can't change because its too short notice. Literally have been phoned on a saturday afternoon about a hospital admission on Monday.

I only have my son until the afternoon, and I'm losing half the day because my brother bullied me into helping him run an errand. Then his fiance (who's like yean years younger than me) lectured me making sure I look after myself and talking to people when I'm struggling. Bitch, please, like I didn't already know that. The real problem is the glass wall between me and everyone else.

I'm very neurodivergent. And I'm the only adult one in my family. My son is diagnosed ADHD and suspected autistic. There is a glass wall between me and everyone who I love. And apparently the wall makes me 'difficult' I don't want to be difficult, but there's intrusive thoughts and paranoia.

Everywhere I go I just don't fit in. I've tried a veterans group, but I'm much younger than most of them, and they're usually men. I tried a craft group, sewing and crochet etc. Those women are also older than me, and the neurospicy makes it hard for me to do small talk.

I joined Jiu-jitsu a few months back, and was quietly optimistic. I met some women who are my age, they find me pleasant. Then one evening we had a relief instructor come in. I recognise him. He Was At My Wedding. He only knows me as [deadname]. Instant panic attack. I blurted out some stuff to a new friend, who realises that I've just accidentally outed myself to her. I then realise what I've done and the chest pain starts.

I'm lucky that this person is supportive of me, pretty much anyone else there that night I would not trust to be open with.

My chest has been aching for 6 weeks now, and I do not know how I have any adrenaline left, its been pumping for so long now.

It's 3 am. I've been typing for 90 minutes. I'm so tired that I'm just gunna roll the dice with this post. Please be gentle with me.

He kind of just glosses over assaulting his wife, nearly devotes more words to having his bra confiscated than what he'd done to her. Maybe he's giving his actions their due weight in other pla--


oh dear.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

I looked at her profile and apparently shes a drag queen. A woman, disguised as a man who disguises as a woman. What the actual fuck, Jesus needs to hurry up and come back already.

They used to call themselves "bioqueens" and the meanest (most based) drag fags and hags used to have a subreddit based on mocking them before things got retarded. This was a decade ago, but no one has ever liked them. They're fucking losers. Proto-pooner scum.
Also on the subject of "emo" and "goth", anyone who wore those arm warmer things was immediately labeled a "free hugs" level freak. No idea how or why zoomers picked up on them besides learned autism.

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

I was taken to the hospital where I started having PTSD flashback because a beeper or something in the ER sounds like the emergency alarm on a FFG. Eventually the mental health nurse sees me, relays what I say to the psychiatrist.

Okay, I have no experience with PTSD coming out of what seems to be some sort of military related, possibly combat based trauma? I searched around and I can't find what an FFG would be. So perhaps this is ignorance on my part.


But I find myself skeptical of stuff like this. Just the way he narrates himself, sometimes he has convenient fugue states where he doesn't have any details as to why he does what he does, then other times he's able to specifically pinpoint what causes his PTSD episode. It's something that I've seen in many places on the internet, especially on reddit, the narratives people give for their bad behavior always structure around why they weren't in control of their actions, because of XYZ factor, because depression or dissociation made them do something. It's basically like they're blaming demonic possession. And I don't buy it, I have done impulsive things in my life, and made errors, but I have never conceived of myself as not in control of my own body, and I find it very hard to believe that this dude experienced, with no alcohol or otherwise mind altering substances, a multi-hour fugue state right as he flew into a rage against his family.

There's actually a lot of places even in this thread where trannies basically blame others in the world for not stopping them doing something stupid, like they don't have a choice but to follow their impulses. It really speaks to an immaturity, and or I guess neurodivergence having to do with impulse control issues, on their part.

I am unsympathetic.

 

[graywolf88]

Tranny gets a loving and supportive birthday text from his sister...via chatGPT.

 

[crab hole]

But I find myself skeptical of stuff like this. ... I find it very hard to believe that this dude experienced, with no alcohol or otherwise mind altering substances, a multi-hour fugue state right as he flew into a rage against his family.

Even giving the strongest benefit of the doubt to a true fugue state, if you injured someone close to you while 'out of it' I struggle to think of a human so devoid of shame or empathy that the harm you've caused someone wouldn't be first and foremost in your mind. And... then you have troons.

 

[$5.3 Million Dollars]

So, dissociation, suicide attempt, ptsd flashbacks.Psych decide the best thing for me is to leave hospital and go to the Police lock up.

I don't know how Aussie jails and mental wards work but I know in the US that jailbirds will often attempt to get out of having to be in jail by pretending to be psychotic, dissociative, suicidal, or all three. If he got evaluated and they threw him back into the slammer I'm guessing they found him to not be in any immediate danger of anything but being a drama queen.

But I find myself skeptical of stuff like this. Just the way he narrates himself, sometimes he has convenient fugue states where he doesn't have any details as to why he does what he does, then other times he's able to specifically pinpoint what causes his PTSD episode.

I'm guessing whoever evaluated him got fed the same story and saw the same inconsistencies. Its why I'm not sure he'll follow through fully with the mental hospital stay, they'll likely want to actually work on fixing his personality disorder and not his proposed diagnosis of PTSD.

 

[femboy fart huffer]

I like the part where she says she likes being called a man the way a boat is a girl, because I don't even know what the fuck that means.

It's an English thing. Ships and a fair few other things are referred to as female. It's normally things that are in male dominated fields. It's basically a shorthand way of showing your reverence and respect to an object. By calling it 'she' you are implying that it is a beautiful work of God himself blessed on humanity just like women. A boat is a woman because it is a beautiful marvel of engineering, something that demands reverence and respect. It is something that a man cannot help himself but to stare at in awe of it's beauty. A car you love is a she, a plane is a she, a bridge and computers and trains and basically every piece of beautiful engineering that has ever been made is all a 'she'. The only exceptions I can think of are shit tier versions, a Ferrari is a she, a ford focus is an it, same for a building, even a beautiful building I wouldn't call she, some people might for things like whitehall or westminster, but not for the generic skyscraper slop next to them, though sometimes a house you have worked on making beautiful is a she. Sometimes nature too, a fair few hills and rivers are referred to with 'she' but most of nature isn't, other than calling it Mother Nature. It's also more of a coastal thing as far as I'm aware, you know, sailors being sailors turning everything into a woman, any port in a storm and all.

But no even I have no idea what the fuck she means by that? I mean it looks a lot like she's saying she likes being called a man not because she actually is male but instead because she wants to be called male as a sign of respect and because she sees men as superior. No one who calls a boat a she thinks that the boat is a woman, which is fitting because no one that calls her 'him' believes it either. It's just entirely social instead of based on anything concrete. I don't know how this person can't understand it though, it's male culture 101?

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

I don't know how this person can't understand it though, it's male culture 101?

No dad or bad dad or Discord pornsickness. Women are objects to her, and she doesn't want to be a beautiful and admired object even if that beauty is defined by things like strength, nurturing, kindness, or reliability. She wants to be a "man" that gets treated like someone with these "feminine" qualities, but also treated as someone with the qualities men have that she does not. The boat metaphor is actually quite telling. Women obviously are not objects, but to her they are. Like a boat. She is weaker than both men and women. She is a worm.

 

[harbringer883]

The doctors who operated on Anya should be taken out back and shot in Minecraft.
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Rare moment of tranny self clarity.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

To a certain degree there's a truth to this, but not in the way this tranny means it. Banning from bathrooms is not about inspecting to make sure only people who have the right genitals get in, it's about the power to forcibly remove someone who is in the wrong bathroom when they become a problem. If you pass perfectly, nobody is testing your blood at the door, but when you don't, troons, and when you start doing something creepy, this gives a woman to power to make it a problem to be addressed, instead of it being a problem of her "bigotry".

What fascinates me about so many troon arguments is the amount of self-delusion. They post all these arguments about bathrooms, pretending that they aren’t aware that most troons don’t come even close to passing or that they’re a bunch of sexual deviants who would absolutely be creepy in a bathroom.

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Whenever I see shit like this, I imagine showing it to the lads who were about to land on Omaha Beach. We have, as a species, been nerfed beyond comprehension and at a pace that defies belief.

God, imagine posting this thathappened story as an adult and expecting any reaction other than “you’re a retard.” But remember, the person posting this is 1000000% definitely a woman, that should not be seen as part of this juvenile game.

 

[YouTube Autist]

This pooner had a meltdown on Tik-Tok because a some co-workers brought up their "dead-name." At the start of the video, when she mentioned being trans, I admit, I was a bit impressed. I thought she was a man cosplaying as a woman and while she's slightly boyish,, she did look like someone you'd clock as a young woman. Appearance aside, most troons, even when they've had enough plastic surgery to feminize their face, the gravelly, Harvey Fierstein voice usually gives always gives them away but there is not a shred of masculinity in this person's voice.

Then when she said "I'm just a guy,, I'm just Ren", I realized she's a woman larping as a dude. .So anyway, Ren spends over 7 minutes in or near tears, growing ever more emotional. Now if the story she's telling is true-and who knows if it is-then her co workers do sound a bit obnoxious for razzing her. If someone wants to name themselves after a cartoon Chihuahua from the 90s, then I say, hey let them, as the long as they aren't bothering anyone else. So I can understand her getting a bit annoyed if she felt called out at work However, it doesnt seem like something serious enough to have a severe break down over, but she actually said that it was one of the worst things that ever happened to her.
By the end of the video, she was pretty much weeping hysterically and screaming who cares and who gives a fuck about her name, while obviously caring a lot and giving so many fucks that she had to leave work early, And why not. It just all just normal male behavior to crash out because a few people said a name you no longer care to go by.

https://www.tiktok.com/@renndezma/video/7529253860553035038

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I went back to this girl's MAN'S TikTok account to see what she HE has been up to. Apparently Ren has reinvented 2000s internet atheism.

I am of the firm belief that you should not teach children about religion until they're old enough to you know pay their own taxes. Um I think that with children you can lock them in a box and you can tell them that the sky is purple and that the grass is orange and they'll believe you. Um you can tell them that Santa is real and that the Tooth Fairy is real and then they'll believe you. So if you tell a child that you know for a fact that God exists and you know for a fact that Buddha exists, you know for a fact that whatever religion you have exists, they're gonna believe you, and they're not gonna be able to create their own basis of reality. I think that it is a perfectly fine idea to let children decide for themselves whenever they're an adult age that has enough brain process to understand what they're actually consuming to then become a religious adult if you -- 'cause it shouldn't matter. You shouldn't have to teach somebody as a child or else they're not gonna become religious. Like you should be able to just let people out into the world and, if they become religious, they become religious. Okay? That really is how it should be. Also, a lot of children don't really understand the idea of not being able to go to Heaven and being terrified of the idea of Hell and the Rapture and it will, 'cause it is such a big thing for children, 'cause it's terrifying, they can't handle it. And a lot of children will be put through a lot of emotional turmoil trying to emotionally understand something as intense as the Rapture, and all of their family and friends being left behind to die. Okay? A really good example of this -- there is this boy who was in a tornado, and, whenever he was about to be picked up by a tornado, I shit you not, he let go of what he was holding because he believed that it was the Rapture, and that, if he didn't go with the tornado, that everybody who went, he would be left behind, because he was a gay boy, and he was afraid he was gonna be left behind, and whenever he didn't die from the tornado, he was sad. He was sad because he thought that was the Rapture, and he almost killed himself by letting go of what he was holding on to just so he thought he could get sucked up into a tornado for salvation! Like, do you understand? That was a teenage boy, and the only reason he did that was because he was so afraid of being left behind, because he was gay. There are reasons why religion is horrid for people, okay? You need to let kids just be kids.

tl;dr - Don't raise your children with religion because they might as a consequence die in a tornado because they believe it's the Rapture.

There's a lot to make fun of here, but I'll leave that to you.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

Sister was raped, troon most affected. Two others join in and talk about being raped by trans women but they don’t like to share that story because it’ll stigmatize the community or something. These retards just created a cultish religion where sexual abuse is downplayed. Many such cases.