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Yeah you don't accidentally slip in barring certain circumstances
Exactly. You have to reposition yourself to change holes, not to mention that the anus is (usually) tighter than the vagina, making accidental penetration even less likely. The idea of the guy in this situation thrusting really fast like a pornstar, and it going in the wrong hole in a fraction of a second is ludicrous. She’s just a socially and sexually-aloof idiot who doesn’t understand that anytime a guy puts it in your ass without permission, it’s because he knowingly and actively wants to take a trip to Destination Dirtpipe, and is hoping that you’ll let him go to completion, instead of screaming in pain and demanding he stop. Pretty much never an accident, though.

Another detail in her story that’s suspect is the condom breaking. Anyone who’s blown up a condom like a balloon before knows how unlikely this is, given the abuse that those things are designed to take via the manufacturing process.
 
Now I want to ask the kiwifarms makeup thread how they would makeup a troon. Best foundation for a 5 o'clock shadow, best eyeliner, the works. But I guess they'll just call me retarded and get me threadbanned.
I’d use a soft palette of tar, a light dusting of feathers and set it all with hydrofluoric acid or quicklime
 
Nah. FTMs in general pass better than MTFs because masculinized features are larger and more pronounced, but certain things like the softness of the facial features and general head size and body size are strong indicators

I thought it was less that masculine features are more recognizable than feminine ones and more that you can grow something with hormones but you can't shrink it with hormones. Ie. You can take testosterone and grow a wider jaw, but estrogen won't make your existing bones shrink. Same with voices.
Masculinity is actually less marked than Femininity. While you can indeed see obvious male features and interpret them, its actually the absence or hiding of female features that makes it harder to immediately clock pooners.

Pooners getting fat, growing t-beards, getting the teetus deletus, having short hair etc... are all in service to obscure feminity. Aka removing features. Its why "packing" has been observed to be pointless.

The issue for troons is that men are already less marked than women. You cannot remove features to look more like a woman, you only look less of a man. Women are not the opposite of men feature wise.

Some troons try to add features such as prosthetic breasts, or make up, but these fail because adding features only creates a mix of less marked and more marked physical aspects and lead to a Frankenstein appearance.

This is why women have been able to wear male clothing across history and societies. Male clothing is not as marked as female clothing. Its also why you have a gender bending that "works" with pre pubescent girls able to pretend to be boys, prepubescent boys able to pretend to be women (like in historical plays), and women who can pretend to be men. Men are mostly sol.

This is not to say that pooners really pass, but it is easier for them. Given time and physical proximity and interaction, anyone can still clock a pooner. It just happens far faster if not immediately for almost every troon.
 
I forget the comedian, it's an old joke but "learning about sex from porn is like learning how to drive from watching NASCAR."

I swear these kids today list their kinks and quirks in their twitter bio before even trying being close to someone they like and are attracted to, preferably flirty and in some state of undress.
Hell, it’s like learning to drive by watching Fast and Furious films.
 
One of the best arguments against "transvestigators" is how many cis people they catch in the crossfire, even when they say "it's not a single trait, it's the combination of them. This is tall, square jawed, broad shouldered women all over again.
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It is indeed a combination of traits, but for Noah Ritter the roundness of the forehead is pretty obvious tell, as is being 5'5'' with a frog voice and general softness at 27. Even troons like Narcissa Wright, despite being waifishly thin, still have general facial and body features that clock them. I'm not running around accusing big jawed or slightly muscular women of being men, but I have met two pooners in my office life and both times the second I saw the face it was clear. There are definitely going to be edge cases but Noah Ritter is not one of them, even without hearing her speak.
 
This is not to say that pooners really pass, but it is easier for them. Given time and physical proximity and interaction, anyone can still clock a pooner. It just happens far faster if not immediately for almost every troon.
They don't pass, they just get overlooked as anything other than very visibly mentally ill
 
Masculinity is actually less marked than Femininity.
This is a really good point (your whole post) I had not thought of. The default being man in the heuristic humans apply, probably a combination of culture and in built bias. Speaks to the thing that pooners comment on that they pass less now, society is being trained to mark some female anatomy traits more as a response to pooners obscuring more obvious characteristics
 
*young child commits a twansfobia*
Troons: “Children in general are just very weird and do not have a good concept of gender, don’t know any better, and are fucking stupid lol.”

*same child expresses a desire to troon moments later*
Troons: ”They are most certainly NOT weird and have the PERFECT concept of gender, know just as well as a mature adult, and are fucking intelligent and brave. Blockers, hormones, and surgery posthaste! Anyone who disagrees is a nazi!”

You don’t hate these people enough.


the grooming sirens of Reddit are quick to assure her to continue her journey towards the Bermuda Troonangle
You made me laugh today. Thank you, sir.
 
They don't pass, they just get overlooked as anything other than very visibly mentally ill
There is some truth to this, but pooners can still sometimes evade first judgements, but its not ever clean in my experience.

I was working at a bank and I was filling in as a teller due to staffing that day. A pooner comes up to the counter and my first thought was that this person looked 30 and 14 at the same time and I was not sure that they were a boy, but they had facial hair and wore male clothing. After about 2 minutes of speaking with this person, I realized they were a she. Had I not paid any attention, I would not have noticed. This is not true of troons who try to "pass" as I can be half asleep or zoned out and still notice them.

In fact now that I think of it, the occasional Dave Muscato method may be better for most troons if not worse for the rest of us.

Make no attempt at passing, tell people your trans anyway, and reap the benefits of making people conform to your wishes. Dave can be a regular ugly man and not stand out, but get special treatment anyway.
 
The default being man in the heuristic humans apply, probably a combination of culture and in built bias.
Its possible, but this seems to be the case across space and time amongst very different cultures. I lean towards it being a social expression of underlying biology personally.

Its why women have gynocologists and men have.... urologists that also treat women. Real biological differences that lead to different social realities.

Men are less marked (from a feature analysis perspective) then women are, but I would honestly hesitate to use the word default as that has other senses and implications baked in. That's just my view.
 
Make no attempt at passing, tell people your trans anyway, and reap the benefits of making people conform to your wishes. Dave can be a regular ugly man and not stand out, but get special treatment anyway.

That’s the reason that so many rapists troon out after being caught and facing prison.
Be an ugly rapist, but rather than risk becoming the raped, get a pool of captive victims.
 
It's not that masculine features or way of dress are less "marked" but more so that masculine styling is really meant to not hide anything the way more statement making and frilly feminine modes of dress are. All your flaws are showcased and it's why it's difficult for a guy with a poor figure to look stately even if technically well dressed. In addition, feminine cuts of things like pants which were not considered feminine clothing prior to modern history (50s being when wearing capris and pants and tasteful shorts started to really come into fashion and be acceptable iirc) means there isn't as harsh of a contrast as there use to be. Men and women can wear what are essentially the same outfits these days when it comes to stuff like jeans and t-shirts but the difference will be in the cut of the clothing.

Most pooners don't get stronger jaws or anything like that. They might get roid muscles if they are diligent about trying to body build but they'll otherwise just get lots of hair growth and bad acne. They pass somewhat better than trannies because it's very untypical to see anything like beard growth on a woman. So your initial thought if you're uninitiated that it's just a very unfortunate young man who lost the genetic lottery and then some.

The average pooner that goes on sufficient amounts of T is just a frumpy woman with pube beard growth. Incredibly awkward little gnome like creatures to encounter in the wild.
 
Its possible, but this seems to be the case across space and time amongst very different cultures. I lean towards it being a social expression of underlying biology personally.

Its why women have gynocologists and men have.... urologists that also treat women. Real biological differences that lead to different social realities.

Men are less marked (from a feature analysis perspective) then women are, but I would honestly hesitate to use the word default as that has other senses and implications baked in. That's just my view.
The first thing this makes me think of is how ubiquitous female figures are in the earliest forms of visual art in the Neolithic. Male depictions are rarer and usually it's more the context of action (hunting, violence) that makes us interpret them as male.

And you're right, default is the wrong word. Thinking about it, I realized your framing is right, men are unremarkable, less coded in our brains, which makes it easier for ambiguous cases to slip by. Whereas MTFs stress trying to adopt features humans may have a build in sense of distinguishing.
 
men are unremarkable, less coded in our brains, which makes it easier for ambiguous cases to slip by. Whereas MTFs stress trying to adopt features humans may have a build in sense of distinguishing.
Well stated. Nice and concise.

Men are still marked, just less so than women, boys, and girls. This is why when MTF troons try and minimize or remove features rather than adding them they just start to look sexless and weird, but critically, they do not start to look like women.
 
a man admits that were it not for his partner, family and friends, he would've likely gone on to become the pretty princess his Pinterests posts predict.
It takes a village.

I have a Pinterest board with 7k outfits I'll never wear, makeup advice I'll never use. I would love to crossdress, but I feel hideous and not skilled enough to make me feel pretty. I'm 31. And I'll be a guy forever.
What trannies miss when they blow this up into an intolerable tragedy is that most likely every human being ever born has experienced it in some form or another. There are days I regret that I'll never get the chance to fly a fighter plane in WWII, attend a philosophical school during the Golden Age of Athens, or [insert your unattainable fantasy of preference here]. There is no chance whatever that I will be able to do any of those things, ever. Being one thing means you miss out on being another. It's a piece of the human condition. The only question is whether you're able to apply a mature and sane perspective to it.

If this guy were a woman, he'd probably be fuming about how his life is ruined because he'll never get to be a guy.

This seemed really odd to me considering I haven't been misgendered by a stranger in probably about 9 months.
This is because little kids don't know they're supposed to pretend they don't notice your bizarre gender expression.

Bermuda Troonangle
lol

she has started fucking a cis man (a bigoted one at that).
HA HA HA HA. "Honey, you're not allowed to be attracted to him! Haven't you seen his Twitter? He doesn't even support Palestine! See, you can't find him hot!"

a year into my transition, when I start looking very fem and like a woman
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