📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Waffle Iron]

If unyielding hatred of troons is the thing that can heal the bond between the sexes, so be it.

"This summer, somewhere in the stinkditch, a beauty parlor girl and mass debates boy meet. Will they be able to overcome prejudge? Will their communities be able to accept them? Watch love bloom on tranny hate"

It’s incredible how many of these body cam clips feature an idiot escalating and escalating a complete non-issue until the point they’re arrested and even charged.

If they cooperated they wouldn't end up as body cam footage. They should really add "how to talk to police" to the school curriculum of black/trailer trash schools. Probably the most valuable and oft-applicable course they'll ever get. Invite a police officer and have him tase everyone once to drive the lesson home.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Good thing you archived, post has been removed by jannies for "sitewide violations" which may mean admins (Reddit's paid jannies) stepped in and told them to yeet it. Or it could be it just triggered too many no-no words.

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Definitely typed with one hand.

Yep, def a fetish.
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Interestingly, no mention of or allusion to this rape in earlier posts.

This one raises questions.

No comment.

Thread tax.
If a normal person finds trannies off-putting, this is genocidal bigotry and a sign that they must repent; if trannies fear normal people, however, it is "OK" according to OP. They really think there are camps specially made just to turn them into biodiesel, don't they?
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I guess my question when I encounter these “scared of cis people” posts would be, “So what are you going to do about it?” I mean, it’s not like you can just avoid 99.9% of the population.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

is this... AI?

Are people posting ai images to farm updoots from trannies?

 

[Izdaja Slika]

I guess my question when I encounter these “scared of cis people” posts would be, “So what are you going to do about it?” I mean, it’s not like you can just avoid 99.9% of the population.

They can do nothing about it, because they're not scared of cis people in the first place. And in the second place, it would fail, just as the lesbian separatism of the 1970s is a movement you've never heard about because it was dumb as fuck and failed.

 

[Sean Andalou]

I won't say to Hell because he's already there.
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Emphasis added.
I predict grief in the not too distant future, and not because of the political climate.
No comments yet, will check later.

Still no comments, but I think I see the remains of a comment that was deleted.

The grass is always pee-ner on the other side: a TiF that has allegedly been living out of a fucking tent for the last year is mad that nature crafted men with a pool noodle to whip out with reckless impunity whenever the urge to urinate should strike. Hilariously, she writes that "standing to piss is a huge part of guy culture for some reason," as if peeing while standing upright is a borderline rite of passage and not simply a matter of personal convenience. This post forced me to think of the logistics of male and female urination for far too long, so I definitely hate it!

They call regular non-kink attraction (gay or straight) a genital "fetish" to flip the script.
But this right here really is a genital fetish.

 

[Waffle Iron]

is this... AI?

Are people posting ai images to farm updoots from trannies?

Does AI know to account for refraction of glasses? Im torn between AI and extreme filter abuse..

 

[Adrenochrome Dreams]

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This does not sound like ADHD or autism at all. Since when are autists supposedly highly attuned to other people’s needs?

Its BPD. I’m sick of personality disorders getting labelled as autism.

 

[FinnSven]

This does not sound like ADHD or autism at all. Since when are autists supposedly highly attuned to other people’s needs?

Its BPD. I’m sick of personality disorders getting labelled as autism.

In any case, they don’t sound like they are cut out for voluntary prostitution.

Good ones can just let a John get on with it and don’t feel anything for them.

The best ones don’t feel anything for the John, but are convincing that they do care and that’s the biggest dick they have ever seen.

Johns should know not to fall in love with a hooker, and hookers really should know not to fall in love with a John.

Chef sums it up best.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

The other female also accidentally misgenders her after the tazing.

It’s incredible how many of these body cam clips feature an idiot escalating and escalating a complete non-issue until the point they’re arrested and even charged.

All the poontard had to do was say sorry for not wearing a seatbelt, extract sympathy about her missing cat, give her details and accept whatever slap on the wrist or verbal warning was coming her way. She’s not going to have much luck finding her cat from inside her cell.

You ain't joking there even with that Pooner/Tranny shit aside I once saw a guy being asked to leave the boarding area of an airport after being refused to be allowed on a plane. He didn't need to leave the airport just leave the boarding area and he was going to get a refund for his ticket, but he wouldn't leave. The Cops who showed up were almost begging him to please leave I think just to avoid paperwork, and, in the end, he got himself arrested. But the kicker was he had tons of Illegal drugs in his backpack which the cops only found because they arrested him for not leaving. What a fucking dumbass.

 

[Chris Konon]

I gave my wife her orgasm, we were both happy. Then she wanted to do something for me too, but I said no. She said, “Please, I really miss it, I need you inside me.” I said no again. But at the same time I saw that look in her eyes, the desire. She repeated, “Baby please, I need you inside me.”
And then… things got really bad. Out of nowhere, one single thought started screaming in my head: “How can a person not be able to f** their own wife?”* It hit me like a wave. I got out of bed, went to the bathroom, and just broke down crying, repeating that same sentence over and over.

Haha that made me laugh out loud. It sounds like a Buddhist koan: "How can a person not be able to fuck their own wife?"

Golden.

 

[Sean Andalou]

It’s incredible how many of these body cam clips feature an idiot escalating and escalating a complete non-issue until the point they’re arrested and even charged.

You ain't joking there even with that Pooner/Tranny shit aside I once saw a guy being asked to leave the boarding area of an airport after being refused to be allowed on a plane. He didn't need to leave the airport just leave the boarding area and he was going to get a refund for his ticket, but he wouldn't leave. The Cops who showed up were almost begging him to please leave I think just to avoid paperwork, and, in the end, he got himself arrested. But the kicker was he had tons of Illegal drugs in his backpack which the cops only found because they arrested him for not leaving. What a fucking dumbass.

And to think "progressives" pushed for body cameras (at least in the USA) because they thought it would show (or maybe deter) police misconduct.

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Self described gay trans man checks in.
So a straight but very confused woman?
Not this one.
A lesbian perhaps?
Or maybe cis-categories just don't apply to pooners?


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Spoiler: Whole rant (long).

Hi, I'm Killian, a 26 year old gay trans man. I've had 2 long term relationships in the past with cis men. But I went T4T, and I get it now. I have to tell everyone how much I love this man.

I met G when I first started testosterone, and at first I didn't know he was also transgender. He matched with me on Facebook dating, and I was open about transitioning. I was hesitant to text him at first - we have an age gap of 6 years, but I figured it wouldn't hurt to start a conversation and see where it went.

Our conversations were endless. I quickly found myself smiling when he texted me back. When G revealed to me he was trans, I felt like I won the lottery. Because everything I was going through - stressing about passing, the deadnaming, the misgendering, getting HRT, G's been through all of it and has been supportive since the start. He said he saw me as a man and couldn't see me as anything else.

He's absolutely wonderful. He loves to bake, he makes me sweet treats when I visit. I like to cook, I cook him delicious meals when I'm over. He's on the quiet side, I can talk for hours and it doesn't bother him, and he just listens. I love his passion for baking, he loves the art I make. He's an animal lover, and so am I! He's driven, hardworking, caring, sweet, ambitious, and understanding. All traits I admire. We fit together like pieces of a puzzle.

I honestly appreciate G so much. I sneak up behind him while he's baking and give him smooches and hugs. He grins and accepts his fate of being smothered in kisses. His canines stick out from his upper lip when he smiles, I like to call them his "cute bat teeth." I love brushing his hair with my hands, he calls me handsome and "pretty boy." I call him sweetheart.

This is honestly the most stable and loving relationship I've ever been in. He's helping me grow into the partner I was always meant to be. I am soft. I am affectionate. I am caring. He lets me be all these things. It comes so naturally with him, we understand each other and our personalities mesh so well.

I get it now. I understand why people go T4T. Because the time I've spent with G has been absolutely amazing. I don't think I could ever date a cis man after this, and to be honest, I don't want to date anyone else at all. I want this to last forever. I pray it does.

I wanted to share something good and positive. It's at least been a positive in my life. I don't know if anyone can relate to this or if I'm just rambling about my gorgeous boyfriend, but there it is. Have a good night y'all.

Synopsis: Rant appears to describe an ideal genuine lesbian (not pr0n lesbian) ménage.
Speculation: Mostly fantasy. But it's a very female sort of fantasy.

 

[Yakka Hula]

They should really add "how to talk to police" to the school curriculum of black/trailer trash schools. Probably the most valuable and oft-applicable course they'll ever get. Invite a police officer and have him tase everyone once to drive the lesson home.

Hell, just have them watch the old classic Chris Rock “How To Not Get Your Ass Kicked By the Police” video. Less than 5 minutes long and gets the point across.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

And to think "progressives" pushed for body cameras (at least in the USA) because they thought it would show (or maybe deter) police misconduct

No doubt some police are corrupt and do bad shit and I’m sure being watched does deter bad behavior somewhat (as it does for other people) but DUI body cam footage has me rooting for police brutality more often than not.

Spoiler: Not a troon, just a douchebag

I wanted the cop to beat this kid’s ass so bad. He thought about it…then decided to be professional.

 

[YachieKicchou]

I wanted the cop to beat this kid’s ass so bad.

Holy shit dude

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

I wanted the cop to beat this kid’s ass so bad.

The unintended side effect of bodycams making people side more with the cops is honestly pretty funny.

You really wanna tickle your Judge Dredd nerve a bit, watch some sovereign citizen arrest videos.

 

[Kermit the Impaler]

just as the lesbian separatism of the 1970s is a movement you've never heard about because it was dumb as fuck and failed.

It didn't gain widespread appeal but a lot the 'woman's land' places started in the 70s are still around. Also, they are experiencing a bit of an upswing because they are one of the few places lesbians can be 100% certain will never have troons.

 

[Enjoy_the_Soylence]

They can do nothing about it, because they're not scared of cis people in the first place. And in the second place, it would fail, just as the lesbian separatism of the 1970s is a movement you've never heard about because it was dumb as fuck and failed.

I think the culmination of the lesbian separation movement was Dana Rivers (the tranny activist who shut down MichFest) )murdering a lesbian couple and their son. Of course he's serving his life sentence in a woman's prison.

But Rivers said back then that despite a lifetime of being “macho and a daredevil,” she was anguished living as a man.
“I lived a lifetime full of depression,” she said. “I was suicidal. My life had been a train wreck.”

The faster trannies kill themselves, the less pain and misery they bring everyone else.

 

[femboy fart huffer]

After bravely taking to the streets in his girl-costume du jour, a troon is dragged back down from the stratosphere of euphoria when a bunch of boozy blokes banter about his baggage. Let's be honest, Kiwis; if we were all shitfaced in public, it'd be nearly impossible not to roast crossdressers in our midst, would it not?

Ahhh yes, a woman. Famously if you laugh at a woman a single time she will instantly have an existential crisis. They're real women, that's why their entire self image can be shattered by a single instance of people laughing at 'her'. To be fair, that is the level of conviction that I would expect from a redditor in general so at least that tracks.

Hilariously, she writes that "standing to piss is a huge part of guy culture for some reason," as if peeing while standing upright is a borderline rite of passage and not simply a matter of personal convenience.

Why does she think she's any different? Other than the obvious tranny shit. You don't like getting your whole ass out to piss because you might be seen right? Men also don't like when people watch them piss? Go into a fucking bush and take a piss, if someone stares at you then you would be just as embarrassed, male or female. Yea it's more convenient/quicker for guys but it's not any less embarrassing.

 

[Angry New Ager]

Holy shit, handmaiden Mom here is textbook perfect in her pooner defence but the pooner still isn't satisfied.

That the kid sister is being lied to about one of the most fundamental aspects of human reality just to coddle the pooner's feelings (and boost the mom's image of herself as a good ally), makes me sad for her, and MATI.

The grass is always pee-ner on the other side: a TiF that has allegedly been living out of a fucking tent for the last year is mad that nature crafted men with a pool noodle to whip out with reckless impunity whenever the urge to urinate should strike.

and now I have to take my whole ass out to piss which is just not possible where im camping rn so I have to drive 15 minutes into town just to use a public restroom. And if not that I have to go into my tent and piss in a bottle. Which is a huge mess rn cause it's been a while since I've had to use it.

If she's been dumping her piss outside near her tent for an extended period of time, it's got to smell absolutely vile.

And no, pooner; women can't piss in bottles like men do, because you don't have a dick. Get yourself al funnel and a large plastic bowl or other suitable container that you can squat to pee in without it going everywhere. Use the funnel to transfer the contents of the bowl to a bottle. I've had to do this in the back of my van when doing manly d00d tasks on jobsites where there were no facilities, nowhere to cop a squat, or too many strange men around to feel safe copping a squat even if their was a place.

A pouty li'l dood's been having serious issues with her sister, some of which involve her sister being angry that their father is paying for her cosmetic mastectomy instead of the sister's literal car issues and debts.

Frankly, they're both assholes. The dad's not obligated to pay for one adult daughter's double maatectomy, nor is he obligated to pay for the other adult daughter's car repairs and debts. But it's his money, he can do as he pleases with it—and whichever daughter he disappoints can re-evaluate her relationship with him accordingly.

A pooner is upset that her girlfriend's gotten herself a driver's license and is eager to drive them around because in her mind, for some reason, only men drive women around. Do you live in fucking Saudi Arabia, OP? Who even thinks like this in the modern year?

Pooning out is as blatant an expression of internalized misogyny as you can get, and nobody latches on to sexist stereotypes harder than troons and pooners.

 

[YouTube Autist]

While I’m so glad I got top surgery and it saved my life I still hate it so much.

Oh brother. It's like there are two thoughts fighting inside her brain: "The party line is always right" and "I hate living like this."

on the way back this group of 30 year old or so men proper stared me down as i walked past, laughing amongst themselves. it made me feel so humiliated and humbled, since then i haven’t worn any girl clothes and am considering detransitioning

Not all heroes wear capes.

cis guys are just able to whip their dick out and piss 10 ft away from you. And they don't even think about how lucky they are to do that

This is like the reverse of "If you were a girl you could play with your own boobies anytime you wanted, that would be so awesome"