📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Lyra Plushie]

I can’t believe you are making me defend a tranny. It’s not a sex toy or a dildo, it’s a packer. Some packers look like a realistic flaccid cock and balls and others are basically just the shape of a bulge.

> Do you retards not have wardrobes or some shit?

No offence, but you sound like someone who never had their bedroom door taken away as a punishment.

It's still some kids talking about buying silicone penises. No sane person is comfortable with that. The original post is talking about a stand to pee packer, one that is pretty much always realistic in some sense because it's meant to be used in public. It's a realistic replica penis. It's still weird.

Not even opening the can of worms about how there's an overlap in packers and strap ons, with semi rigid ones for penetration.

 

[Aunt Carol]

It's a sex toy. It obviously looks like a dick otherwise she wouldn't have had to said it's not a dildo. If it was a glorified pair of socks in your underwear then you wouldn't have to say it's not a dildo, you'd just say it's a pair of socks. It is a fake penis used for personal pleasure.

This whole argument is like some legislators determining whether silicone breast forms are sex toys or medical devices for tax purposes, and ending up with a 500% markup based on presence of nipple.

I don't think it's a sex toy because she's getting horny about it, but it qualifies as a sex toy if someone's trying to find its value on the Cringe Chart in the "Mom Found My ___" column.

Even if that was a thing why the fuck would under the sofa be a better hiding place than hidden in your room? I know for a fact if I left socks under the sofa my parents would be pretty pissed off or probably just extremely confused. They would definitely remove them quicker than if I had socks in my fucking sock drawer though?

Here's the part that got me. She's a teenager; "put object in sock and kick under couch" is what I'd expect from a subpar 8-year-old.

Kid doesn't have a hollow part in her headboard? Under the mattress? Very back of a drawer under some jeans? Buy an English-Tagalog dictionary from Goodwill and carve a limp dick-shaped hole in the pages? Bottom of backpack in an opaque pencil bag? Dig hole in the yard and keep fake penis in an empty coffee can, marked by a rock? How does she expect to rebel and smoke weed if she can't hide a silicone penis from her mom?

Either she wanted her packer to be found because she subconsciously craves chaos, or she's retarded.

Probably both.

 

[DatBepisTho]

This whole argument is like some legislators determining whether silicone breast forms are sex toys or medical devices for tax purposes, and ending up with a 500% markup based on presence of nipple.

I don't think it's a sex toy because she's getting horny about it, but it qualifies as a sex toy if someone's trying to find its value on the Cringe Chart in the "Mom Found My ___" column.


Here's the part that got me. She's a teenager; "put object in sock and kick under couch" is what I'd expect from a subpar 8-year-old.

Kid doesn't have a hollow part in her headboard? Under the mattress? Very back of a drawer under some jeans? Buy an English-Tagalog dictionary from Goodwill and carve a limp dick-shaped hole in the pages? Bottom of backpack in an opaque pencil bag? Dig hole in the yard and keep fake penis in an empty coffee can, marked by a rock? How does she expect to rebel and smoke weed if she can't hide a silicone penis from her mom?

Either she wanted her packer to be found because she subconsciously craves chaos, or she's retarded.

Probably both.

Imagine having to dig up your dick every time you feel the need to wear it/take it on a walk. It's like Frankenweenie all over again.

 

[Paper Machete]

Packers are sex toys in that they are fetishistic props. And yes, some are also designed to be able to be used as straps.

The only reason there is debate on whether or not they're true and honest sex toys/props is because they're used by women, I guess.

100% these pooners (multiple stories of packers being dropped, left out in the open, found, etc.) do this is for the same reasons any other tranny leaves their tranny fetish paraphernalia around. Because they want people to find it and for the perversion to be shoved in their face or get a dramatic story to tell in their circle jerks.

 

[Stan]

This shrimp is a Barbie: a wee TiF resents that she's so itty bitty that she can't find anything to wear even in boys' sizes, which calls to mind a level of pixiehood that rivals even Tinkerbell.

Nobody tell lil' pooner could just buy quality clothes she does want in the closest fit (well, next-size-up fit) available and get them altered by a tailor and they'd fit great. The notion that she's going to be unhappily stuck with clothes for middle schoolers is too delicious.

Something about troonacy always brings about a battle of the sexes every so often to threads in the Stinkditch, and my opinion remains the same each time: whether one sex's suffering matches or outweighs the other's, can't we all be grateful that we're, at the very least, not degenerate tranny freaks?

Fair enough and we can keep the OT stuff to the correct threads.

The conversation reminds me of this.
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It's insane an interest in curiosity can cost you your penis/breasts now.

I'm going to be really disturbed if my kid's school starts getting ideas they know my child's gender better than I do on the basis of having attended a 1-day training session hosted by fucking Mermaids UK, or whatever its US equivalent is (PFLAG, maybe.)
When did voluntary charitable orgs get their fingers this deep in the public education pie?

Packers are sex toys in that they are fetishistic props. And yes, some are also designed to be able to be used as straps.

The only reason there is debate on whether or not they're true and honest sex toys/props is because they're used by women, I guess.

100% these pooners (multiple stories of packers being dropped, left out in the open, found, etc.) do this is for the same reasons any other tranny leaves their tranny fetish paraphernalia around. Because they want people to find it and for the perversion to be shoved in their face or get a dramatic story to tell in their circle jerks.

Well the real difference between packers and breast cancer patient breast forms is that the former is approximating anatomy the patient never had and the latter approximates anatomy that was removed for medical reasons (serious ones not just stupid ones)

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

Packers are sex toys in that they are fetishistic props. And yes, some are also designed to be able to be used as straps.

The only reason there is debate on whether or not they're true and honest sex toys/props is because they're used by women, I guess.

100% these pooners (multiple stories of packers being dropped, left out in the open, found, etc.) do this is for the same reasons any other tranny leaves their tranny fetish paraphernalia around. Because they want people to find it and for the perversion to be shoved in their face or get a dramatic story to tell in their circle jerks.

That's assuming that these stories are even true and not just TVTropes level wanking about how validating their families are.

 

[femboy fart huffer]

This whole argument is like some legislators determining whether silicone breast forms are sex toys or medical devices for tax purposes, and ending up with a 500% markup based on presence of nipple.

I don't think it's a sex toy because she's getting horny about it, but it qualifies as a sex toy if someone's trying to find its value on the Cringe Chart in the "Mom Found My ___" column.

I mean in the first scenario I would categorise it in the same category as cosmetic surgeries, same tax as whatever they get. But politicians can go fucking drown for all I care, fuck taxation and all that shit. Whether something is legally a sex toy or just colloquially/functionally a sex toy doesn't really matter, we're a bit far from a political debate place here.

It almost sounds like the autistic overanalysis type shit. She's overthought where to hide her fake cock so much that she's gone past normal logic and is off in retard world. She wants to find the best hiding place, so instead of putting it somewhere innocuous that no one would ever think to check because it's a sock in a sock drawer, she instead wants to hide it away in the most secret place she can find but because no one would ever look there it becomes fucking obvious that you're doing something dodgy. She's thinking 'no one would ever hide something in a sock under the sofa so it's an amazing hiding place; I can't put it in my sock drawer because that would be too obvious' while her mother would just be thinking 'who the fuck left a sock under the sofa, I'll get that cleaned up' or 'why the fuck did my daughter just shove a load of socks under the sofa'. She's doing the fake spy comedy bit of sitting on a bench in a trenchcoat reading a giant newspaper while whistling instead of just walking around like a normal person and blending in, aside from unironically. Or maybe I'm just biased because that's what an autistic family member would do all the time.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

Here's the part that got me. She's a teenager; "put object in sock and kick under couch" is what I'd expect from a subpar 8-year-old.

Buy a large, black, silicone penis. Hollow out the large, black, silicone penis. Hide everything more embarrassing than a the large, black, silicone penis inside the large, black, silicone penis.
"Oh my god, Mum! Could you put that down? That's just what I masturbate with! I didn't even wash it!"

 

[Dolly Brooks]

Imagine having to dig up your dick every time you feel the need to wear it/take it on a walk. It's like Frankenweenie all over again.

Now we know why they don’t exercise.

No offence, but you sound like someone who never had their bedroom door taken away as a punishment.

Strict parent gang rise up! Though I always shaped up before they actually did it.

He was also very fit and attractive. I thought I hit the jackpot and couldn’t believe such a hot man would want to be with a trans woman like me. I pass very well and a lot of men flirt with me but I still couldn’t believe I would ever find a man who loved me for me. He always loved the fact I was non-op and functional down there. Whenever I brought up bottom surgery, he said he’d be supportive but he wouldn’t feel as satisfied sexually. Now everything makes sense.

This is why I can’t hate on the husstussies too much, they hate themselves way more than I ever could.

 

[Chemex]

I believe the answer is yes, but the pooner is asking Reddit, not asking me.

This reminds me of a manga I read ages ago back when I was still supporting this whole LGBT nonsense. The manga was about LGBT people in general, and one of the couples was a lesbian one. They decided to have a baby with the sperm of one of the pair's brother. Seems like the idea is pretty... well, widespread and accepted? in the LGBT community. But then again, when you or your partner can't get pregnant, I guess that's the natural conclusion... ? They're also keeping watch on this research regarding female sperm and male egg. Look it up if you're interested. They even have their own wikipedia page.

It's insane an interest in curiosity can cost you your penis/breasts now.

It's insane and utter nonsense that the school is the one pushing it, not the parents! Sheesh, if I were in the parent's position, I would freak out, too! What the hell do schools gain by doing that, anyway? DEI points?!

You'd be surprised at the number of desperate and lonely men on the Internet. Hell, that's what caused a good deal to troon out in the first place.

In a sane world, people would realize that such relationship with AI/LLM is no different than masturbation: it leaves you hollow and doesn't really fill that hole in your heart...

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

Imagine having to dig up your dick every time you feel the need to wear it/take it on a walk. It's like Frankenweenie all over again.

I was taught as a cis-boy to do this "spectacles, testicles, wallet & watch"-routine when leaving the house, in the time before autistic girls went and took every thing too litterally.

 

[Coldsteel the Hedgehog]

Seems like the idea is pretty... well, widespread and accepted? in the LGBT cocommunity.

I've known quite a few people who have offered to donate eggs/sperm for their non-lgbt siblings who find themselves unable to have kids. Knew a lady who was very close with her sister and was her & her husband's surrogate after her sister got ovarian cancer and had to have a complete hysterectomy.

 

[Dr Bathroom]

It's entire purpose is to create a pleasurable feeling in your crotch, that's the only reason you'd buy one

That’s not what a packer is for.

 

[m1ddl3m4rch]

That’s not what a packer is for.

The presence of a packer is soothing to pooners. It's a facsimile intended to produce sexual satisfaction. They're not feeling random euphoria. They're feeling sexual elation that they've become the object of their desire: the delicate yaoi femboy. It's a literal sexual fetish object. Society shouldn't have to participate in the sexual thrill of pooners by validating the delusion that they're male.

 

[Coldsteel the Hedgehog]

If you were "packing" for practical reasons, it's infinitely easier to just keep a female STP device in a small case in your bag or pocket. Packers are exclusive for the visual element.

 

[Law]

I'd like to dive in to this this roiling froth of autism with a question. This question is gross and horrible, and I don't actually know any FTMs to annoy with it.

Spoiler: Here goes:

When they use "stand to pee" packers, do they rinse them out in the bathroom sink after? Is there some kind of disposable liner situation going on? Or do they just walk around with peed-on silicone in their shorts all day? Cause that's nasty.

 

[Kent Allard]

she will live in a permanent state of paranoia and self-loathing

Unless and until she leaves the RCC, for a start.

 

[ShmeedlesMcGee]

This one's not a tranny posting an L online, more like a tranny posting IRL.

It's a T4T Jell-O wrestling event in Portland, Oregon, being advertised via posters in the Old Town section of Portland, which, if you know Portland, would be the last place you'd ever advertise your special event as the area is full of rampaging drug-addicted homeless folks. But it's also one of the areas where there are some gay bars, so maybe that's why whoever did this posted in Old Town.



Troon on troon Jell-O wresting sounds about as appealing as rotten eggs in August heat.

And the 5015 NE Skidmore address is not a bar, nor event space; it's some random person's house in Northeast Portland, Oregon.

Serial killer vibes, man.

Regarding the QR code, I have not tried it, fearing the code will link to something terrible.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Almost forgot how being told by your parents to take a shower after 4 days straight of not doing so is literally abuse. Who does this pooner bitch think she is, Pixyteri?

Can you even begin to imagine how smelly you must be, to not only be coax a non family member over the hurdle of awkwardness that is telling you to wash;
But the fact this lady specified that the girl was not permitted to, as a ground rule, sit on her new sofa, until she did so as a matter of regularity?

That is next level. That means the smell gets INTO the fabric. The sickly, sweet, staining smell of unwashed, unbalanced ph fat girl STANK.
Some unsuspecting husband will have slumped to take a rest in the evening and got a baffling then sickening faceful of that whiff, even after after the wife had been all day at it with the Febreeze and warm soapy water.
She is probably a fairly significant part of the reason why the "new sofa" appeared to replace the old sofa in the first place.

The mental image of the mother losing all control and tipping over and spanking this gargantuan, stinking, too old for it girl, after she retard screamed on the landing about the shower snake, in whatever stressful attempt at keeping their necks above Hovel level place they live, no thanks to the pooner adding her funk, is chaotic and like something from a John Waters movie.

Hahaha. Gross. I don't even want to look to see how many comments are still telling this poor wretch to poon full steam ahead out anyway.

 

[graywolf88]

The mental image of the mother losing all control and tipping over and spanking this gargantuan, stinking, too old for it girl, after she retard screamed on the landing about the shower snake, in whatever stressful attempt at keeping their necks above Hovel level place they live, no thanks to the pooner adding her funk, is chaotic and like something from a John Waters movie.

These snowflake zoomers, trans or otherwise don't know how good they have it. The homeless masses in every major American city lack the basic necessities to even take a shower, much less make the conscious decision not to for several days at the expense of their fellow housemates. I doubt she's paying rent either. Honestly the whole situation makes me MATI.