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[Pig Cups]

A pooner with a preoccupation with her packer is put in a pickle when people have to poke her pretend-penis in public. Try saying that several times fast!
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If I was working in a supervisory role for TSA at an airport, I’d make it my SOP to absolutely torture any obvious case of a pooner with a packer.

When those newer CT scanners detect an abnormality in the genital area, she’d immediately be whisked off to the back for a thorough strip searching. Sure, the removal of her binder and exposure of her knockers (or zippertits) would be brutal enough on her, but this procedure would really be done for the sole purpose of forcing her to witness an agent gingerly remove the packer, study it with bewilderment, then stare at her in a fashion that makes even her realize that she’s being seen as some sort of disappointment and neurotic embarrassment. Kinda like this:


Her “dick,” long a source of (delusional) strength to her, now being manipulated in the hands of an unimpressed agent, looking small and like the pathetic toy/instrument of retarded cope that it is- and further than ever from “the real thing.” With constant misgendering through the whole process to boot.

The internal spiral that this would cause her would be delicious.

You don’t understand the fear I felt when she said “what’s this?” I tried to explain to her it wasn’t for THAT and I use it to pee, and she actually understood.

Idk, I feel like just telling Mom that you indeed use it for masturbation, and *regrettably* left it on the sink, would be a safer and less weird thing to say. No reason why she wouldn’t look the other way, as a woman herself. But, considering Mom’s reply (if she actually said that shit- troons and poons love to stretch the truth), she’s probably supportively up to speed on her daughter’s ongoing poonout, so it’s not an issue in her book.

 

[General Patton]

This kind of thing really makes me think back on things I did as a child.

I hated wearing dresses and only wore them because my mom bought them for me. And I used to play with my brother's toys and only had boy friends.

If it was now they'd be claiming I'm trans.

 

[Stabby_Pencil]

This kind of thing really makes me think back on things I did as a child.

I hated wearing dresses and only wore them because my mom bought them for me. And I used to play with my brother's toys and only had boy friends.

If it was now they'd be claiming I'm trans.

I can say the exact same thing, except I thought the phrase 'one of the boys' meant I was one too. I also didn't respond to my actual name and only responded to a male name, man I would have been fucked if I was a kid now.

 

[sheepworldvizor]

TSA pooner: ‘I hate physical touch already’

Me, slowly chewing some gum: You’re a woman who I expect has been physically/sexually abused as a child and is using your fake male persona as a mental separation and protection measure.

 

[General Patton]

I can say the exact same thing, except I thought the phrase 'one of the boys' meant I was one too. I also didn't respond to my actual name and only responded to a male name, man I would have been fucked if I was a kid now.

They really have forgotten what tomboys are. And that you can be a girl and like boy things or a boy who likes girly stuff without it meaning that you want to change your damn gender.

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

This Gullible Bitch Trusted Her MAGA Mother

AGP

I was brazen enough to declare "Most guys like porn- the only thing I've really found attractive for the past few years is the idea of being a woman." And I awkwardly stumbled through what that meant. She did not like it, and refused to even think about it. I've felt dirty, disgusting, and cringe all day about how she reacted. I wish I never told her. I wish I could take that back.

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Two weeks ago, I told my very conservative mother I was trans, less than a month after I finally admitted it to myself at 27 y/o. I'm starting hormones very soon - I figured telling her before HRT was easier than after. She's a "we need to give poor people less money!" kind of conservative much more than the "we need to win the culture war" kind, so I really thought she'd be okay, but I guess I forgot how enthusiastically she voted for Trump.

She's made it made it clear how much she cares for her children, so I thought she could eventually be okay with it. I became too chronically ill to work last year, and she's been supporting me financially, while I'm not even living with her. I don't doubt she loves me, and I want to have confidence in her so much. I knew better than to ask for correct pronouns in the near future, but I had so much confidence in that she would get it eventually.

Today, she wanted to "talk", after processing all of her feelings from two weeks ago. We talked about it for at least an hour. She has minimal familiarity on the subject; knew there is a difference between gender and sexuality, but "sexuality" seemed to be lost to her. Her biggest question was "how do you know?" and after explaining my depression, body dissociation, and gender dysphoria, she still wasn't convinced. She was so firm that "That really doesn't have to mean trans!" (I'd been telling myself the same for a decade.) I was brazen enough to declare "Most guys like porn- the only thing I've really found attractive for the past few years is the idea of being a woman." And I awkwardly stumbled through what that meant. She did not like it, and refused to even think about it. I've felt dirty, disgusting, and cringe all day about how she reacted. I wish I never told her. I wish I could take that back.

She cried about calling me her daughter, instead of son. She told me the acne scars below my jawline would be a lot more visible without a beard. She tried to dissuade me from being effeminate at all.

I'm only even out to one transfem friend, and her. I thought I'd be able to get my mother on my side. I thought she'd swallow it better after he daughter chose to be vulnerable. It could have been worse. She's not demanding I move back home and don't take hormones, or stop entirely. But, all in all, her feelings about it today were much worse than her feelings when I first told her two weeks ago. And I don't think she's gonna get better. Going forward, she's not getting the full truth.

I don't think I can really lie to her and telling her I'm detransing. That's not a lie I could convincingly tell. I'm not sure what I'll tell her in the future. I'm supposed to call her after my Planned Parenthood appointment this week.

If you're curious about more of the story, you could read my first post, but it's far from necessary. I'm Telling My Mom Tomorrow

 

[Chemex]

They really have forgotten what tomboys are. And that you can be a girl and like boy things or a boy who likes girly stuff without it meaning that you want to change your damn gender.

Didn't this whole thing start because people began separating gender and sex? Damn, suddenly now tomboys aren't women anymore!

 

[Stabby_Pencil]

my Planned Parenthood appointment this week.

This shit right here is why people are supporting defunding planned parenthood. Activism and medicine mix like oil and fire.

 

[Waffle Iron]

This one confuses me. If he can even FIT into a womens size 5 that's already pretty small-not to mention women with big feet exist and aren't that uncommon.

I swear trannies think tiny anime girls are reality

Feminists complained that Barbie's feet were too small and this would damage a child's concept of how a body should be proportioned. The response was that little girls are smarter than that. But, I think we just found the one person that actually uses Barbie as the ideal. None too surprising, it is a mentally ill man.

 

[General Patton]

I attempted to do a deep dive on that dude and quit as soon as I read about his masturbating habit.

Because that's something that girls totally discuss in public.

 

[Otterly]

This kind of thing really makes me think back on things I did as a child.

I hated wearing dresses and only wore them because my mom bought them for me. And I used to play with my brother's toys and only had boy friends.

If it was now they'd be claiming I'm trans.

I was also a tomboy. Short hair, liked Lego and building, no interest in dolls or pink.
I think things were way less gendered then in a lot of ways. In the 70s everyone was poor so clothes were handed down, and so were often way more unisex for the basics. I grew up in that kind of ‘everyone’s wearing the same ugly corduroy’ sort of era.
It’d never have even occurred to me that I ‘was a boy’ I just wanted to be able to play with and be interested in the stuff I liked. I even wore dresses if I had to, it just wasn’t what I wante to most of the time.
There was no agenda to it, you were simply a child, and tomboy was something accepted completely, at least until puberty. Once I got past that I realised frocks could look pretty good, especially the sexy ones rather than the frothy ones, so I wore them more. I can’t imagine growing up now with the barrage of crap children and teens have to deal with. It must be really hard for them.

 

[General Patton]

I was also a tomboy. Short hair, liked Lego and building, no interest in dolls or pink.
I think things were way less gendered then in a lot of ways. In the 70s everyone was poor so clothes were handed down, and so were often way more unisex for the basics. I grew up in that kind of ‘everyone’s wearing the same ugly corduroy’ sort of era.
It’d never have even occurred to me that I ‘was a boy’ I just wanted to be able to play with and be interested in the stuff I liked. I even wore dresses if I had to, it just wasn’t what I wante to most of the time.
There was no agenda to it, you were simply a child, and tomboy was something accepted completely, at least until puberty. Once I got past that I realised frocks could look pretty good, especially the sexy ones rather than the frothy ones, so I wore them more. I can’t imagine growing up now with the barrage of crap children and teens have to deal with. It must be really hard for them.

It does make me miss the days when people didn't care about that kind of thing. Like, parents wouldn't ask if you're trans and they just let you keep your interests.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

"Most guys like porn- the only thing I've really found attractive for the past few years is the idea of being a woman." And I awkwardly stumbled through what that meant. She did not like it, and refused to even think about it. I've felt dirty, disgusting, and cringe all day about how she reacted. I wish I never told her. I wish I could take that back.

Imagine saying this to your mother, telling her about your fetishist feverish goon-dreams of getting railed like a porn whore. How did you expect she would react to that? You feel dirty and creepy about saying it, I feel the same way from reading about it. I wish you could take that back, too. But here you are, posting about it to a circle-jerk of fellow fetishists and broken losers.

 

[General Patton]

Imagine saying this to your mother, telling her about your fetishist feverish goon-dreams of getting railed like a porn whore. How did you expect she would react to that? You feel dirty and creepy about saying it, I feel the same way from reading about it. I wish you could take that back, too. But here you are, posting about it to a circle-jerk of fellow fetishists and broken losers.

This guy also went on about his cock cravings and how he masturbates way more.

And thinks there's nothing wrong with saying creepy shit like that to people.

It just makes it creepier to me. Do they not know what TMI is?

 

[Waffle Iron]

12 years ago there was a complaint that toy magazines showed girls posing with toy vacuum cleaners and kitchens, while boys were playing with cars and toy workbenches. The next year the companies changed it so it showed both boys and girls playing with a toy vacuum.
Somehow we regressed and a girl playing with cars must be trans.

 

[General Patton]

12 years ago there was a complaint that toy magazines showed girls posing with toy vacuum cleaners and kitchens, while boys were playing with cars and toy workbenches. The next year the companies changed it so it showed both boys and girls playing with a toy vacuum.
Somehow we regressed and a girl playing with cars must be trans.

When it came to me and my brother, he'd play with my girl toys and I'd play with his boy ones since we always played together anyway.

So technically if it was now they would have labeled my brother too.

Obviously, it's because brothers and sisters play together while young. I'm glad that didn't happen back then.

 

[Athena Save Us!]

How do you post shit like this and not realize your "gender identity" is a mental illness?
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I don't know why, but when people write out their stutter, like this guy's, "I don't... I can't kill myself," instead of just using the backspace key to rephrase your sentence, I half feel like part of the post's point is the performance instead of a heartfelt expression of whatever is wrong with this stunning lady. You can use "..." in your post, but I've seen troons and poons use it like this before and it always feels fake.

According this post from AIO (Archive) made about 3 months ago, she doesn't shower. (bolded text is my emphasis)
These are the vulnerable retards the predator troons and poons want to groom into joining their sex and castration cult, just remember that.

This post is just... wow. (See how I used it here?)

In all seriousness, this is insanity. At first, I thought it was weird how her mom apparently spanks her 18-year-old, and then I realized she's a grimy Isabella Janke type who behaves like a two-year-old and absolutely should be treated like one.

She can't show because of retarded zoomer trauma? Throws a tantrum because of a shower clog? Is in therapy, but because the therapist gets input from her mom, you can't trust them, either? And her friends think she's retarded for being upset by her mom's behavior? She sounds insufferable.

It does give a lot more context to her post about not knowing if she's trans for just fat and unhappy. Now I'm imagining a fat little eighteen-year-old autist screaming and crying because they don't want to take a shower and still thinking part of her problem is that she needs zipper tits.

If it was now they'd be claiming I'm trans.

My grandmother wanted to be a boy so badly when she was a kid, her trollish older brothers told her the big boulder on the farm was magic, and that if she wished hard enough while laying on it, she'd turn into a boy. Guess what she spent all day doing? Today, they'd be telling her there are magic needles and skittles to turn her into a boy, no mention of how that might screw up her body and would never actually make her a boy.

 

[General Patton]

My grandmother wanted to be a boy so badly when she was a kid, her trollish older brothers told her the big boulder on the farm was magic, and that if she wished hard enough while laying on it, she'd turn into a boy. Guess what she spent all day doing? Today, they'd be telling her there are magic needles and skittles to turn her into a boy, no mention of how that might screw up her body and would never actually make her a boy.

I can't imagine the horror you could feel if you made changes like that while so young, messing up your body and realizing years later that you don't really feel that way and now your voice and body are permanently fucked, making you feel way worse.

It sounds like a horror film.

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

The YT algorithm recommended me this video oday. A TIF who needed extensive therapy to solve their body image issues but was instead told to get puberty blockers. The parents refused, but also didn't get them proper mental help for their body issues.

Now they believe their teenage body having the nerve to develop breasts "damaged" it and they're paying to "correct" this mistake.
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The replies generally agree that teens need these drugs and doubt that teens being put on puberty blockers or chopping up their bodies can cause any long term, permanent damage. Because studies (funded by troons or their supporters) only serve to affirm their beliefs.
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Like this TIM who's 2M (6'7) but would've loved to have mutilated his body at age 12 if it meant being a dainty 5'0 "girl".
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This is a deep cut but when I see something like this the thing that comes to mind if Martin Luther. The most noticeable thing to me is that this TIF doesn't want to be a boy, she really really want to not be a girl. Like with my post here, the wording here reminds me of scrupulosity, which is OCD via the lens of religion, so that feelings of being tainted, inadequate or unworthy become constant intrusive thoughts.

Spoiler: History for nerds

Martin Luther gets on his journey because he has a traumatic experience, a lightning strike almost kills him and he swears to St. Anne to become a monk afterwards. But his whole time as a monk he is plagued continuously with thoughts of his own impurity and unworthiness because of things like lust. He would go to confession multiple times a day, sometimes going back within minutes because he was worried he'd forgotten something. It's only after he has his experiences in Rome and reorients his faith that he escapes that sort of trap, and notably to me he marries a former nun. But the portion of his life when he was a monk was characterized by a constant battle against himself, a feeling of doom from his own thoughts, basically a permanent state of negative affect because his own brain was torturing him with intrusive thoughts about how disgusting and unworthy he was.

Now the thing is, I don't think even all AGPs are actually this. Like Jonathan Yaniv? Obviously its malingering to get access to women's spaces. Even some who get the chop are doing it primarily as part of a jerk off session. But this shit here, where looking at your own body is torture, that is like OCD, and it is a state of suffering. Literally like being a Kakfa character, basically. But just like Martin Luther was never going to escape that trap by being pure, transitioning will never solve this problem. You can't escape this feeling by listening to it, because the counterfactual being chased is always impossible and therefor will never be resolved. She will never be male, so she will always have regrets, and she will live in a permanent state of paranoia and self-loathing because of it.

 

[Syikeblade]

A tranny has found out his husband is cheating on with another man....while wearing a bra and panties.

Spoiler: My husband is gay??

Hello first time posting here and this is a throwaway account for privacy reasons. I really need some help and support. I don’t know what to do.
I transitioned in my 20s and now I am in my 30s. I am a nurse so my schedule changes a lot. I have been working night shifts a lot lately. I live with my husband of three years. We dated for four years before we got married. Two nights ago I went to my night shift but didn’t feel well so they sent me home as a precaution for Covid. When I got home, I heard talking and giggling in the bedroom. I ran to the bedroom and I couldn’t believe what’s in front of my eyes. My husband was naked in bed with another man. That man was a normal looking man with a beard and hairy body. My husband also has a similar look but he was wearing my bra and panties. I immediately started crying and screaming. I was crushed and I felt like my world was collapsing. The man was surprised to see me. My husband told him to leave.
What happened next was a blur. I remember my husband came to hug me but I pushed him away. I remember asking him if he was gay. He said he was bi and he’s been having these feelings all his life. Why did you not tell me, I asked him. He said he was afraid I would leave him. He asked me if I would support him if he decided to transition. I told him I don’t know. I need time to think.
I met him online. From the very beginning he felt very comfortable with me. He was also very fit and attractive. I thought I hit the jackpot and couldn’t believe such a hot man would want to be with a trans woman like me. I pass very well and a lot of men flirt with me but I still couldn’t believe I would ever find a man who loved me for me. He always loved the fact I was non-op and functional down there. Whenever I brought up bottom surgery, he said he’d be supportive but he wouldn’t feel as satisfied sexually. Now everything makes sense.
I don’t know what to do. I still love him but I feel like I can’t stay in a sham marriage. If he wants to transition, I can’t be in a relationship with him. I am not a lesbian. I marred a man not a woman. It’s maddening he never told me he was bi. When we first met he said he was 100% straight. Was he always like this or I turn him into bi??

Funny how they be "women" with a dick except for their partners.

Also some choice comments:

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Acceptable_Egg_2478 4 points an hour ago
I'm really sorry this happened to you - it must have been an extremely humiliating experience.
Your anger is totally comprehensible, but if you take a step back, it sounds like there was a serious lack of communication surrounding the issue of their sexuality.
Why did you not tell me, I asked him. He said he was afraid I would leave him.
From the sound of it, their fear wasn't misplaced, was it?
I still love him but I feel like I can’t stay in a sham marriage. If he wants to transition, I can’t be in a relationship with him. I am not a lesbian. I married a man not a woman.
What would you have them do? It sounds like they made a genuine effort to be supportive - eg about bottom surgery, even though they clearly have a genital preference, so this was something that benefited you, not them. Can you point to you doing anything similar for them?
When we first met he said he was 100% straight.
They said that because that's what you demanded to hear. Had they said anything else you would have written them off as a "chaser" (scare quotes because it's a disgusting word).
To me it seems like you're more in love with the concept of a straight relationship than with the bisexual and probably trans human being you said "I do" to.
Sorry to be this harsh, you're a sister, so my first allegiance should be to you. But I feel like the unrealistic and overly simplistic expectations about the sexual preferences of trans-attracted men is the root cause of the transparency issues -- and this is something I care about deeply. If trans women readjusted their expectations to be more in line with reality, there would be many more happy couples.

[–]Souseisekigun 0 points 29 minutes ago
To me it seems like you're more in love with the concept of a straight relationship than with the bisexual and probably trans human being you said "I do" to.
If trans women readjusted their expectations to be more in line with reality, there would be many more happy couples.
Did you really come into r/StraightTransGirls to shame us for being straight and tell us we should become T4T transbians? Because that's what it feels like you're going for here.

[–]Low_Permit_8015 4 points an hour ago
It's not her fault that the husband cheated. Maybe communication could have been better, but trans women are allowed to have expectations for the men we date and marry.
He literally stole her underwear to wear while another man fucks him. How does he think of her during sex? Does he want to be her? It's fucking weird and creepy.

Acceptable_Egg_2478 1 point 34 minutes ago
First: the partner may be trans, so you should be using they at the very least, not him. Or do you like getting misgendered?
It's not her fault that the husband cheated.
Absolutely - I should have stated that unequivocally, thanks for correcting me. Still, I do think that the reason for cheating is relevant. I would be a lot less sympathetic to the partner had they bedded another transfem. iow this is not a case of a horny guy dicking anything that walks. It's a person who is trying to discover/navigate their sexuality and gender identity.
He literally stole her underwear to wear while another man fucks him.
It is literally the stuff of sissy short stories... doesn't look at all good, I agree.
How does he think of her during sex?
If her self-concept (?... not quit right, that word) of femininity is stable, it shouldn't matter.
Does he want to be her?
Does he want to be her a woman? ftfy
It's fucking weird and creepy.
Only if you make it creepy by pretending a trans woman wants to literally inhabit the skin of her partner, instead of wanting to come out of the closet.

vladmira_the_impaler 9 points 8 hours ago
Whether this story is fake or not is besides the point. What you have described happens to cis women every single day. Trans women are just at a higher risk of ending up with a gay or an egg. Cis women end up with gays and eggs all the time but they refuse to acknowledge that they're being used as a beard. Look into the "trans widow" phenomenon. To this day, there are still cis women who stupidly believe that just because a man has been able to impregnate them, then he can't be gay. Plenty of men use cis women as a beard. Plenty of men use trans women as a stepping stone before moving to regular men. Plenty of men use trans women to live their own female identity vicariously.

[–]TranssexualHuman 9 points 5 hours ago
Yeah, the story is clearly fake, and you made an account on the same day OP did, to support "the narrative"
It's obvious you're the same person as "OP"
And we obviously know who you are, the same person who has made multiple accounts to keep posting made-up stories like these and many others
You love spreading the notion that we're unlovable, that men who are into us are always chasers and eggs, that they'll eventually transition themselves, or become "fully gay", or go "marry a cis" after they are done with us
And I'm not even saying this doesn't happen, or that we aren't indeed more at risk of attracting this kind of guy than cis women... and this surely should be discussed... BUT you clearly don't wanna discuss this kind of thing because you care about us, or wanna warn us, or anything, you just want to keep trying making us self-conscious about our relationships for god knows why, ahah
And you seem to go to multiple lengths in doing so, as evidenced by the fact you literally created 2 accounts in the same day, one to make the post and another to make this comment, you must have A LOT of free time ahah
Anyways, are you gonna throw another insult at me for me being Brazilian? LMAO

THey deserve each other

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