📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

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Got one lol
 
Thinks it's a W, but I'll say it now. Nope. L. 8)

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So I started this job a few months ago and there’s this guy that’s been there for years he’s slightly older than me but he’s very sweeet ! And my exact type

I’m friendly with pretty everyone at work but me and him get on really well

Same interests and we are massive nerds

We always talk everytime we see each other it’s very positive Always laughing

But I’m kinda nervous like He’s day shift and I’m a night shift so totally different teams and groups but him and other day shift colleagues are going to a bowling place

But he’s invited me to go to the game with him

He only found out I was trans about a week ago ( he thought I was a gay guy 🤦🏼‍♀️) anyway Idk if he knows but I got a massive crush on him Since he found out I’m trans he alyways make a point of using my correct pronouns and he’s really sweet about it !

I’m restless and I’m overthinking it so much I don’t want to make myself look like an idiot and ruin things what do I do ??? 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️
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He only found out I was trans about a week ago ( he thought I was a gay guy 🤦🏼‍♀️)
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Wait until the troon's horrified realization that the gay co-worker still thinks the troon is a gay guy/
Even with humoring that bit of an extra kink. And not a (ugh) woman. :christine:

Answer to OP subject line question. You have already fucked up your whole life. :lit:
 
Vapid_Idiot said:
I think some of the moderating is automated now
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Reddit has always has auto moderation. The auto shit removes illegal shit like say guides on how to make prohibited drugs as well as a lot of other shit. Anything against site tos was always removed by reddit, the subreddit jannies are only there to remove things that are off topic, they don't get to choose if something is against tos.
AfghanBlue said:
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I'm a crystal gender person because my gender feels like a broken crystal. You didn't need to say afab. We get it you're the average shallow astrology crystal healing type whore. Some people go to the gym to feel more masculine, I go to the fucking rock store and eat gems instead. I still don't get how you can say that shit with a straight face let alone how someone can take you seriously. If you told the totally real Karen that then she'd stop pointing you to the men's toilets and instead to the fucking disabled ones.
 
femboy fart huffer said:
Reddit has always has auto moderation. The auto shit removes illegal shit like say guides on how to make prohibited drugs as well as a lot of other shit. Anything against site tos was always removed by reddit, the subreddit jannies are only there to remove things that are off topic, they don't get to choose if something is against tos.
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This is true, I’ve been banned for saying things that, contextually, no human would ever think was “threatening violence” - talking about fictional characters, joking about misfortune befalling people who dislike my favorite candy, etc. It sucks but there’s a reason why that tiktok newspeak nonsense is becoming more widespread…
 
Eternal Patrol said:
Why do so many trannies post their full medical information online?

Archive.is is down, my apologies for lack of archive. Click through this twitter thread for a hilarious list of people oversharing their medical info:

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Look at this absolute basket case of a MTF, holy shit. Once again proving that transgenderism is comorbid with severe mental illness.

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Isn’t that just bulimia?
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I don’t think people should be ashamed to talk about their mental health but this shit is wild, I don’t get it at all. Surely there has to be a good balance between “kys/walk it off pussy” and posting your entire medical history online.
 
Sean Andalou said:
Lots more discussion in the comments including a few long rants, but total consensus.
How dare real women think of themselves as being realer women than troons. :lit:
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If a troon tried to commiserate with me over hormones, periods and PMS I'd probably lay on the copypasta "you are an abomination and a crude replication of nature's perfection. You will never have a uterus or ovaries, you'll never get pregnant or bear a child, and if you're brave enough to get your dick flayed, your fake vagina will look horrible and smell like poo."

Or maybe just whip out the "Ecce Homo". Troons hate the Ecce Homo, especially if you scream it at the top of your lungs like Harry Potter casting the Patronus charm in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban while you do it.

Dolly Brooks said:
Are AI girlfriends/boyfriends common among young people? I only know about this story: https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna176791
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It's at least semi-common, and not that surprising. AIs are supposed to act like attentive listeners who want to help you out with pretty much anything as a baseline. LLMs like ChatGPT want to get you to pay for the service so you can query the LLM an unlimited number of times, subscription AIs like Replika (older than ChatGPT) are designed to act like your friend/partner, and the parasocial connection is what keeps the customer coming back and letting Replika bill them monthly.

I certainly would not be surprised that some people will develop parasocial attachments to a program that fairly convincingly ACTS social and friendly to you and always is happy to talk to you.

countrybumpkin said:
The redditor who posted about this begging troon has an entire album of their ebegging and insanity!
Enjoy!
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Oh boy.
I do love me a choosy beggar, especially one in a T4T relationship who claims the munchie-greatest hits disability, seems unable to financially plan more than a couple days in advance, owes $7000 in utility bills, back rent and vehicle taxes and continues to spend what income they do have on weed, motel rooms, the Maslow needs of four cats, Doordash, and crafting supplies. And for $250 he will get stoned and "fold dishes in a bikini". (Folding dishes? Is bro stoned and meant to say "wash dishes" or "fold clothes", or is he offering to tenderly tuck a plate into a rank used bikini and be like "that'll be $250 and that blunt you just rolled plz.")
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The art is weird too:
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Lol when you look at CWC's medallion set and think "yeah OK, but I need MORE STUFF on it."
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I can’t believe this is real, it’s too on the nose.
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4 ESAs? I feed around that amount of sorta-feral cats and all they do is try to trip me to get their food faster. They’re cute though.
 
A supposedly fully passing FTM goes to the ER and is upset that she is considered a "running gag" by medical staff, terrified that even if she completes her transition she'll remain a laughingstock every time she tries to seek treatment. Silly little lady, you're not just a joke to healthcare workers, you're a joke to the rest of us bozos, too!
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How do I cope with medical staff treating me like shit for being transsexual?​

I went to the ER yesterday (false alarm, I'm fine) and overheard one of the nurses calling me an "it" in the hallway and the lady at the front desk who was friendly at first gave me the stink eye later and made sure to loudly call me "miss" in front of the full waiting room while I was leaving, then had a laugh with her colleague and said "Oh so sorry, mister." Not the kind of embarrassed laugh you'd do when you realize you messed up, it was straight up highschool mean girl giggling from two grown adults.
I'm 2 years into medical transition and have no problems passing to strangers. I had no problems when I first got there either, everyone was acting normal, and all my paperwork is updated too. But I was already in the hospital's system from a few years ago so I'm assuming they read my file while I was being tested and apparently thought it was hilarious.
I had another bad experience with a cardiologist not long ago who took over my old doc's practice after he retired. She blamed a congenital heart condition that I've had since I was a child on my taking T, said my old doc must have misdiagnosed me, and then refused to run any of the standard tests I've been receiving for years. Luckily it's nothing serious but I'm still supposed to keep it monitored to make sure it stays that way.
It makes me wonder how medical staff would treat me if I ever got into an accident or fell sick and had to be hospitalized. Being some kind of running gag at best for the staff that are supposed to take care of me honestly sounds like an experience that would send me straight to the loony bin after I'm healed up.
How do I cope with the knowledge that every doctor visit for the rest of my life will be a dice roll on whether I'm even treated like a person? I want to believe that things will get better but knowing that even though I pass, even when I'm done with bottom surgery, I will still forever be considered little more than a freak by the rest of society makes it hard to keep going. This life sucks so bad man.
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The pinnacle of poonerism: a TiF reacts to being misgendered by crying in her room cuddling a plush toy, upset that her roommate's family don't realize she's a big, strong dood even when she's wearing "a hyper masc outfit." The mental image of a grown woman crying and holding a toy trying to be taken seriously as a man makes this one of my favorite Ls to date!
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I wish I didn't get so triggered by being misgendered.​

So my roommate's family is visiting and they've been here for 20 minutes and I've only been in the same room for like a combined 5 minutes with them and I've already been misgendered 8 times.
They know my name. They know my pronouns. They've known for a year. They aren't even attempting to correct themselves.
They were actually attempting to correct themselves last time i saw them. It's like they've just unlearned everything, but at least they are using the right name.
But anyways. I'm a full ass adult hiding in my room cuddling a plushie on the verge of tears and I feel fucking pathetic.
I even tried to wear a hyper masc outfit. My voice is way deeper than the last time i saw them. My hair is short this time. My face has masculinized.
But to them I'm still "she/her, pretty girl" it disgusts me.
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Lonesome cowboy: a TiF goes to a party to try and make some connections only to find that the better she passes as a male, the less other LGBTQIASCRABBLEDINGDONGs want to associate with her, especially the women. I thought transition was supposed to lead to nothing but endless joy? Did the euphoria boner proselytizers lie to me?!
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Went to a party solo and left feeling crushed​

I’m a trans guy, fully passing. That usually sounds like a win, but honestly, in LGBT spaces, it can be isolating. People assume I’m cis, and I feel like that shuts doors before I can even open them.
I’ve never had a girlfriend, and I don’t really have close friends right now. My social anxiety is bad—I have to seriously psych myself up to even show up. But tonight I pushed myself and went to an LGBT rooftop party alone, hoping maybe I’d meet people, maybe something would click.
At first, I introduced myself to a couple people and we chatted for a bit, played some beer pong, but they already had their group, and I didn’t want to just trail behind awkwardly.
Then I tried to introduce myself to another group of girls. I held out my hand for a handshake—one of them looked at it, made a face, said her name but didn’t shake it. I brushed it off and turned to the next girl, who gave me the back of her hand like I was gross and turned right back to her friend.
I left after that. Sat on a curb for nearly an hour trying not to cry, then took the bus home. I spent around $100 between the event, transportation, and impulsively buying a vape afterward.
I don’t know. It just feels like no matter how hard I try to put myself out there, the result is always the same. Rejection. Isolation. Feeling invisible.
I’m okay, but this really got to me. Just needed to get it off my chest.
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One of my favorite kinds of Ls - when troons 'n' poons get turned down by homosexuals. Wishing the lesbian that dismissed this hulking Lilth all of the luck in finding her biologically female princess in another, penis-free castle.
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Bad interaction with another queer lady after i tell her i'm transfem.​

I was talking with another queer woman online for a couple days, talking about interests, fashion, etc she was lesbian and i'm bi but i didn't say i was a transfem because i didn't think it was relevant but i felt bad not saying because it felt like i was lying to her so i told her because she was really nice and i though she would still be ok.
She said that i should've been honest from the start and that she doesn't mind transwomen but she's "only attracted to biological females" but everything was completely platonic with nothing about romance or anything. She hasn't replied to anything i said so i think i'm blocked.
I don't know what to think, i just feel awful because i thought we were getting along well
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No more traveling pants for this sisterhood: a pooner feels betrayed when her sister reveals she has never actually supported her transition in the past 12 years and has only been saying so to maintain a relationship with her. Damned if you do, damned if you don't - it's so much easier to just cut these weirdos out of your lives permanently, because there's no getting anything right with them!
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Sister finally reveals her 'support' isn't really support.​

So my older sister calls me from time to time and here n there she'll talk to me about random stuff happening on her end. And for the longest time, she made it seem like she supported me being trans and has actively SAID she supports me doing whatever makes me feel like myself.
Today though, she admitted to me that she only said that so we could be closer but at the end of the day, she believes I should still seek God, etc. She's made it pretty clear before this that she has bias against transition as when my mom and I argued about it, she always told me how my transition hurt our mom and that it's made others feel some type of way. I was informed that my mom tells her to not post me on Facebook cuz she doesn't want family members seeing me as 'a trans'.
And all of this was because I asked her why she prefers to just refer to trans people as 'they/them' rather than the gender they express themselves as. Just... I wanted to argue but decided to hold my tongue. I feel no need to try and obtain my family's support. I've been out for over 12 years now, I've made the transition to the point I'm happy with and I haven't gotten any real push from my family and I don't feel it necessary to keep trying. I still love my family and show that I support them no matter what but... I have come to terms I will never get that back. And I suppose hearing this said outright hurts me a lot. I can't express just how much my heart is hurting over her saying all of this. I felt it... I already knew it, but to have to explained to me. Man... How unaware she is that her words have such an impact as I thought for a while she did support me.
Anyways, I needed to get this out somewhere.
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Remember: coddle and flatter and obey ALL men - not just the ones who can convincingly disguise themselves as pretty women.
 
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