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Magic Pickle said:
Broken mirror boy: a "sapphic" MTF tires of the lesbian lifestyle after seven years of bad luck, claiming that every time he's in a "sapphic" space he endures violence from lesbians. Methinks if you've been to so many lesbian spaces and they keep beating the fucking shit out of you (obviously press X to doubt),[...]
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Lesbians aren't physically beating the shit out of this lesbro; they're just telling him he doesn't belong at lesbian events and they have no interest in him as a sex partner because he's not one of their kind, and he doesn't like that.

The whole idea that words and attitudes constitute violence should never have been born, and needs to fucking die already, but that's what he's referring to when he talks about "violence," not actual acts of physical violence.
 
Congress Tart said:
Then what about actual women who don't adhere to any of it? Does that make them not real women? Is that what "non-binary" is supposed to be? Someone who doesn't follow every single societal stereotype? At that point 90 percent of human beings are non-binary. Kind of retarded, isn't it.
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Oh, but those women are also women, meaning that trannies can also be women without making any effort to do any womanly things, because tomboyish makeup hating girls and masculine bulldykes are still female, so the troon can still be a woman without performing girly things, or something.

Thread tax: a man acknowledges how man-like he looks and speaks about his annoyance over women giving him beauty advice. (Archive)

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Well-meaning cis girlfriends trying to give beauty advice infuriates me

submitted 1 year ago by miss3star [DIY HRT, a bit of laser, no surgeries]

TW: dysphoric talk

I agree with their advice in principle, but none of them are applicable to me. In fact, I'm dying to just barely get to the level where those pieces of advice would start to be relevant to me.

When someone gives advice like pick a nice hair color or dress for your body type, it just makes me angry and frustrated. It's so patronizing to hear someone talk about that stuff when it starts with the assumption that your basic, inner structure is okay and it's just your outside that needs some polishing.

That's true for cis girls. But that's not true for me. The main thing that bothers me about my appearance and that makes me ugly is not my hairstyle or unwillingness to wear makeup. The problem is my masculine bone structure.

I have masculinized bones in my forehead, my temples, my brow bones, my nose, my cheeks, my mouth, my jaw, my chin, my adam's apple, EVERYWHERE. And until my bones are fixed, NO amount of polishing will make me look okay. In fact, the more feminine polish I put on a masculine face, the more I will look like a drag queen.

I don't want that. I don't want to pluck my eyebrows. I don't want to wear makeup. I don't want to do nice things with my hair. I don't want to paint my nails. I don't want to wear feminine clothing. Not because I wouldn't love to do those things. But because I don't want to deal with the inevitable pain of discovering that that nice dress, nice hairstyle, nice makeup, nice accessories just DON'T. LOOK. RIGHT. ON ME and just serves to highlight how masculine and out of place I look in them.

I keep up my smile and paitently hear my well-meaning cis girlfriends out when they try to give advice and when they're gone, I just cry myself to sleep because they think that stuff is readily applicable to me the way it was for them. I hate it. I love my friends but I hate the feelings their advice bring to me.
 
Stan said:
Red = AIDS awareness
Orange = anti racism / self injury awareness (?)
Yellow = god bless our troops
Green = save the rainforest
Blue = 1st prize in county fair
Purple = end Alzheimer’s now
Brown = colorectal cancer awareness
Black = MIA/POWs you are not forgotten
Pink = Susan g komen race for the cure
Light blue = men’s health / prostate ca awareness
White = shames people who avoid the draft
Yellow pennant = no passing zone
Purple circle within yellow pennant = 2 statue solution / peace in Israel and Palestine
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I appreciate the shitpost. :D
Although I always though that rainbow was just symbolic as a whole, you know, all the colors under one flag, I wouldn't be surprised if the autistic troons would add a hyper specific meaning to each of the colors or any minor detail on the flag.

I personally think rainbow is the original everyone, and every single addition to the chevron are people eating away and destroying gay rights.
 
babyteethJinx said:
Hayden Anhedonia ( Ethel Cain ) discourse is blowing up my feed on xitter at the moment, and I couldn't find too much coverage on the farms so I thought I'd dump some of this here because holy shit I'm so tired of girls idolizing this freak.
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Methel Cain absolutely deserves his own thread. I cannot stand this ugly inbred white trash drug addict who very clearly fetishizes women’s sexual trauma, but for whatever reason he manages to have an absolute chokehold on terminally online young women.

This has probably been posted before, but here’s an infamous (now deleted) post he made on tumblr haranguing an actual woman who called him out for this appropriation while being a biological male.

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Now to those of us on the farms, this just reads like the schizophrenic ramblings of a man with a disturbing level of womb/vagina envy, right?
To the average twitter/tumblr libtard, this is ackshually cutting-edge feminist critique.

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When this initially dropped, twitter was up to its tits in discourse and apologetics over this obviously deranged rant.
I am utterly dismayed over how absolutely fucking retarded so many women are.

Bonus:
While searching for the aforementioned tumblr post, I ended up finding this random troon account:

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You truly, truly do not hate these people enough. My transphobia increases by the day. Has so much repulsion for women and our “vachinas” yet will spend thousands to invert their penises into a grotesque imitation of it.

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The silver lining is that this guy is hideous, castrated, and apparently has BPD, so his 41% is inevitable and deserved. Maybe I’ll do a deep dive on this freak in the sideshow thread when I’m not MATI. He has minor cow potential.
 
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healing rain said:
When this initially dropped, twitter was up to its tits in discourse and apologetics over this obviously deranged rant.
I am utterly dismayed over how absolutely fucking retarded so many women are.
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Because they believe that trannies disrupts the patriarchy. If more men become "women" then men as a social class becomes weaker and then men and women can be social and by extension "biologically" equal.

It's based on the beliefs of gnosticism that men and society shape reality as the demiurge.
 
Magic Pickle said:
A TiF comes out to her family and it goes very poorly, with most of them making fun of her for wanting to be "a fake man with female genetalia[sic]" and how she seems to be a notorious attention-seeker. I find it telling that she wishes to remain in contact with her youngest siblings... I wonder how long that will last?
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"My ex was black, yes. But he wasn't a piece of garbage and abusive because of that??? The fact that he abused me and the biggest flaw they see is his race... Insane."



WELL, WELL, WELL.
 
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