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[Angry New Ager]

Color me optimistic but I think this is the first stage of "real" troons purging the "fake" ones. Even trannies don't want the troon albatross around their necks. They're about to try to oust the obvious perverts like Bugs Bunny sawed off Florida.

The problem with this is that the "real" troons are vastly outnumbered by obvious AGPs, and in the process of defining what a "real" troon is, they risk having their own existence invalidated, because being trans is a fraudulent and unscientific thing from the get-go.

To be trans, or one of their handmaidens, requires a spiritual belief in the idea of a gendered soul that is born into the wrong body. Even atheists can't come up with a better explanation for it; their argument that trans-identified males have "lady brains" that function as women's do has been debunked.

Nah. The entire premise of transgenderism is built on the flimsiest of pretexts, and once you start saying the AGPs aren't real, it's a quick spiral straight down into none of them are real. Transgenderism is inherently fake; there are no "real" trans people because sex can't be changed, and thus none of them actually transition to anything other than a medicated or surgically mutilated example of their own sex.

Things are going to get really bad for all troons because self-ID allowed all of the absolute worst men to delare themselves women, and for the most neurotic, attention-seeking young Cluster B women to demand that others use their pronouns on pain of getting labeled a transphobe and punished accordingly. They also pushed the transitioning of children, which is the greatest abomination of them all. Like BLM, transgenderism is a movement that gave society's most unfit people a tremendous amount of moral, institutional, and political authority, which they've wielded about as well as can be expected. And the backlash has just begun.

 

[MaximKnight76]

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Of course he's skin walking Wednesday Addams

 

[Procopius]

I Just posted this in the obscure electronic You Tubers thread, but it seems a shame to hide such such a self pitying whinge in a dark corner of the site. Fran Blanche is an electronics nerd trandad with side interests in the Apollo space program technology and re-engineering the corset to be even more fetishistic. Both very male. A couple of years ago he googled himself and number one result was "Is Fran a tranny" Here's his wery, wery, sad response.

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[AMHOLIO]

Color me optimistic but I think this is the first stage of "real" troons purging the "fake" ones. Even trannies don't want the troon albatross around their necks. They're about to try to oust the obvious perverts like Bugs Bunny sawed off Florida.

As Angry New Ager said, the big problem is how many fucking AGP coomers are out there. When the most upvoted posts are porn jokes and almost every redditor in the troon subs post to porn subs, you have one hell of a gooner problem.

I think there's 3 things that will stop the AGP and the Autoandrophilia (TiF version) are governments/insurance restricting trans care and trans insurance benefits, getting doctors & therapists to embrace alternative solutions like autism testing, and teaching normies about the concept of AGP. Restricting hormones based on age as well as new, hardline guidelines will help reduce (not elimate, AGPs have a long history of memorizing the test answers to get their fix) the amount of people who troon. It will at least cut down on child medical malpractice and a lot can grow out of it. Embracing alternatives like autism & mental health testing like the UK is doing is another step in the right direction. A few Scandinavian countries already do that too. This throws a roadblock to impressionable people looking for an answer to all their problems above 18 from speed trooning. Mental health should be addressed anyway since there isn't a trans person who doesn't have a comorbid mental problem along with trooning.

Lasty, teaching normies the concept of AGP. This doesn't mean we have to teach them Autogynophilia medically speaking, but we need to let people be able to point blank question "Is this a fetish?" The more who understand it's closer to addictions, the more who will discourage, shame, and isolate those who troon out. Some troons may get off on shame, but no troon gets off on having no audience to preform in front of. There would also be more social stops put into place with it, more comfortable saying no or finding an escape out of a conversation if people are uncomfortable. This discourages younger troons from trooning and lets people escape better from someone trying to get euphoria boners in front of you.


It will take at least five years to grow out of the troon takeover in the English speaking world. Laws have to be written, social media outrages have to happen, social shifts have to come, and all those take time. All the transmeds might be able to be more free to take back their own slice of crazy space again once it does, but it has to be pressured by more numerous social groups than them. The good news is that there will be more blood in the designated shitting streets of reddit as several different sides fight it out for dominance. The ones who are big on public gooning and can't make concessions will certainly take it out on any troon who at least thinks it might be a good idea to, well, do it slightly less, so sparks will fly and skirts will go spinny.

 

[Treatlerite]

Color me optimistic but I think this is the first stage of "real" troons purging the "fake" ones. Even trannies don't want the troon albatross around their necks.

I don't believe this has been brought up yet but trannies (and liberals at large) despise "respectability politics". It's why they're so quick to cape for the worst actors of their minority groups. They will happily cannibalize their own if they make any sort of appeal to the enemy (i.e normal people). Their argument is "They hate us anyway! They will hate you anyway! Stop appeasing them and crushing your community!" Nevermind the fact that public opinion has ABSOLUTELY been influenced by the company these communities have chosen to keep over the years. It also makes an interesting dichotomy within your average tranny where they will point at any pattern recognition of perversion as "stereotyping", but will also happily protect and promote degeneracy 24/7.

The way trans ideology and the far left operate makes it physically impossible to escape the crab bucket. And that's a good thing. I don't want their public image to "improve". I want them to put the size XL dresses and kids packers in the garbage and contribute something to society.

 

[Stan]

It's really funny that the admins of r/mtf is begging its users to stop posting from their porn accounts because "representation matters."

A significant amount of trans Reddit is basically for trans camming and porn production. “Sister” subs to the main discussion subs are almost entirely HSTSes And AGPs posting thirst trap photos that quickly lead to their (paid) OnlyFans accounts. I’m sure some of these people are involved in real prostitution too.

 

[cypocryphy]

There are no "real" troons though.

 

[Syikeblade]

Pooners and their walls of text.

Everything in the text box seems simultaneously genuinely delusional but also reads like a parody.

"Why have I never been perceived as a man?" Probably because you are a woman who wears makeup and has birthing hips and breasts and a vagina and a vulva. Being perceived as a man is not a reward for effort; it's a natural effect of being an adult male, which you are not and never can be.


I know a man who wears (light) eyeliner to work (yes, he's gay). But funnily enough he's never mistaken for being a woman.

They always resort to threats of suicide if the world doesn't play along with their fetish fantasy.

And when they do play along


A Chinese guy murdered a trans prostitute in order to "play with a corpse" he even tried fleeing to Thailand and supposedly play the I didn't know card. Nonetheless a rather sad but unsurprising L.

Spoiler: When trannies are seen as prostitutes

The Premeditated Murder of Woranun: A Transgender Woman's Life Stolen
The calculated murder of 25-year-old Woranun in Pattaya—a crime that forensic evidence reveals was premeditated—illuminates the profound ontological vulnerability transgender women face globally. The disturbing timeline of events exposes a chilling truth: before even meeting his victim, the perpetrator had already decided on violence.
CCTV footage shows Fu Tongyuan methodically purchasing the implements of death at 9:20 PM on April 25—scissors, garbage bags, zip ties, a large rainbow-patterned bag—the mundane shopping trip of a man planning to extinguish a life. The evidence stands in stark contradiction to his claims of spontaneous rage. The apartment housekeeper's testimony of hearing Woranun's desperate pleas—"Let me go! Don't hurt me!"—haunts as testament to her final moments of terror and recognition of what was unfolding.
The premeditation sits in painful dialogue with Fu's post-arrest confession, where he positions Woranun as expendable, her death warranting no more reflection than "I wanted to play with the corpse." This radical dehumanization—transforming a person into an object for curiosity and mutilation—reflects the psychic violence transgender women encounter daily in more mundane forms across societies worldwide. Her body, which she had so carefully aligned with her authentic self through gender-affirming surgery, became the site of a stranger's brutal projection.
The circumstances surrounding this murder—her being a sex worker, his claim of discovering her transgender status too late—tap into dangerous narratives that have been used to justify violence against transgender women for decades. The "trans panic" defense, though not explicitly named in this case, lurks beneath Fu's attempts to mitigate his culpability. But the timeline of premeditation shatters this fabrication.
For transgender women globally, Woranun's murder operates as both singular tragedy and collective wound. Her death in Thailand—a country often mythologized in transgender communities as a sanctuary—collapses the illusion of safe harbor. The fact that even in spaces perceived as accepting, transgender women's lives can be deemed disposable reveals the universal precarity of transgender existence.
As we bear witness to Woranun's murder, we must honor her life by naming the structures that rendered her vulnerable—the intersection of transphobia, misogyny, and whorephobia that marks transgender sex workers as uniquely susceptible to violence. Her death was not random but emerges from societal conditions that facilitate such brutality.
Woranun was a daughter, a friend, a woman with dreams and aspirations—all of which were extinguished in an act of calculated cruelty. May we remember her humanity, not merely the circumstances of her death.

I'm sorry but the word worephobia is just too funny

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[Joe Shmoe]

I think all trannies should be banned from adopting animals. First of all they are mentally ill and likely to commit suicide which is obviously not good for a pet, and second of all due to the whole "doggirl/puppygirl" trend they are also very likely to be zoophiles.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

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Okay this never happened, but if it did you were not rejected because you were trans. You were rejected because you are male.

 

[kindwater]

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That lady probably saved a husky from sexual servitude, the tranimal-lovers always seem to go for those and german shepherds for some reason

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

"I'm miserable in this relationship, my needs going neglected. Clearly, something is wrong with me. Please, tell me, how can I be a better handmaid for the man REAL AND VALID BRAVE TRANSWOMAN I serve?"

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I live with my transfem partner, and they have recently been able to get a gender diagnosis and further consultations with a private healthcare provider for hormones and surgery referrals. I'm genuinely so excited for my partner, she's become more confident and I've supported her by helping her do more affirming hair and makeup and showing her sites to find nicer clothes and what bras and etc she should get.

The issue is that we never seem to have any time or money to put that energy into me? I'm going to have to wait for 5 months? maybe more to even start getting on the road to a perscription. I want to get a haircut and some new glasses (the glasses aren't related to being trans but are also just as important) as well as some new clothes that arent just her handmedowns that don't fit me. I feel this great big hole in my chest every single day and somedays I just start crying bc I hate how much I still look like a girl.

My partner is upset because they finally feel so good and confident and my constant crying is making them feel guilty, they have a point with that to be honest - I've been trying to cut it out lmao. They say that I'm not "applying myself like she's done and that I need to help myself" but, apart from sending in a referral form that has a many years long waiting time, I can't see many options for me.

If anyone has any advice that'd be great but It was nice just getting this off my chest.

 

[Mary Lee Harvey osWalsh]

Nah. The entire premise of transgenderism is built on the flimsiest of pretexts, and once you start saying the AGPs aren't real, it's a quick spiral straight down into none of them are real. Transgenderism is inherently fake; there are no "real" trans people because sex can't be changed, and thus none of them actually transition to anything other than a medicated or surgically mutilated example of their own sex.

I mostly agree, but I do think that gender dysphoria or gender identity disorder does exist.... But it is exceedingly rare. I think it's likely a subset of Body Identity Integrity disorder. A perfectly healthy person, for instance, feels distress and dysphoria over the fact that they have two arms. They insist that they would feel better if one of those arms was amputated. It would match their "internal image."

The vast majority of poons and troons do not have gender dysphoria. They have a fetish (AGP) or have fallen victim to social contagion or they have some other issue in their life and have been convinced that trooning out will fix it. A lot of times I've noticed that it's a blanket for other problems. For instance, you don't have to listen to your parents if they call you the wrong pronoun or deadname you! Why should you listen to them if they're bigots?

So I do think there are "real" trans, but the number of them is so incredibly small. Besides, as with BIID, we should be finding less invasive ways to treat dysphoria. Body mutilation should be the absolute last resort.

 

[Pattern Noticer]

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"I'm miserable in this relationship, my needs going neglected. Clearly, something is wrong with me. Please, tell me, how can I be a better handmaid for the man REAL AND VALID BRAVE TRANSWOMAN I serve?"

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I live with my transfem partner, and they have recently been able to get a gender diagnosis and further consultations with a private healthcare provider for hormones and surgery referrals. I'm genuinely so excited for my partner, she's become more confident and I've supported her by helping her do more affirming hair and makeup and showing her sites to find nicer clothes and what bras and etc she should get.

The issue is that we never seem to have any time or money to put that energy into me? I'm going to have to wait for 5 months? maybe more to even start getting on the road to a perscription. I want to get a haircut and some new glasses (the glasses aren't related to being trans but are also just as important) as well as some new clothes that arent just her handmedowns that don't fit me. I feel this great big hole in my chest every single day and somedays I just start crying bc I hate how much I still look like a girl.

My partner is upset because they finally feel so good and confident and my constant crying is making them feel guilty, they have a point with that to be honest - I've been trying to cut it out lmao. They say that I'm not "applying myself like she's done and that I need to help myself" but, apart from sending in a referral form that has a many years long waiting time, I can't see many options for me.

If anyone has any advice that'd be great but It was nice just getting this off my chest.

Suffa pooner, only men in dresses matter!

I mostly agree, but I do think that gender dysphoria or gender identity disorder does exist.... But it is exceedingly rare. I think it's likely a subset of Body Identity Integrity disorder. A perfectly healthy person, for instance, feels distress and dysphoria over the fact that they have two arms. They insist that they would feel better if one of those arms was amputated. It would match their "internal image."

The vast majority of poons and troons do not have gender dysphoria. They have a fetish (AGP) or have fallen victim to social contagion or they have some other issue in their life and have been convinced that trooning out will fix it. A lot of times I've noticed that it's a blanket for other problems. For instance, you don't have to listen to your parents if they call you the wrong pronoun or deadname you! Why should you listen to them if they're bigots?

So I do think there are "real" trans, but the number of them is so incredibly small. Besides, as with BIID, we should be finding less invasive ways to treat dysphoria. Body mutilation should be the absolute last resort.

If you take girls out of the pro-trans environment that's been cultivated by the school system they almost always lose interest in transitioning.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

Color me optimistic but I think this is the first stage of "real" troons purging the "fake" ones. Even trannies don't want the troon albatross around their necks. They're about to try to oust the obvious perverts like Bugs Bunny sawed off Florida.

Even if they are cleaning house by jettisoning the more degenerate troons from their ranks in order to salvage their collective reputation, it's too little too late. They stood by these fuckers for years and allowed them to do whatever the fuck they want with impunity, while shuddering at the thought of gatekeeping and holding people to any sort of behavioural standards. If this is indeed what they're doing, it's only because they've seen which way the wind is now blowing and saw that it's beneficial for them to do so. They didn't feel the need to do this at all when they were basically untouchable.

I will say though, given how many things that have been ruined by troons over the years (hobbies, movies, games, communities, society itself) it is somewhat poetic (and cathartic) to see that even troons have now been ruined by troons. Obviously this was always the case, but it now seems that even they are realising it. Hopefully the AGP fetishists are beginning to wake up to the fact that there is just no place for them in polite society and even other trannies are now showing them the door.

 

[The Un-Clit]

I mostly agree, but I do think that gender dysphoria or gender identity disorder does exist.... But it is exceedingly rare. I think it's likely a subset of Body Identity Integrity disorder. A perfectly healthy person, for instance, feels distress and dysphoria over the fact that they have two arms. They insist that they would feel better if one of those arms was amputated. It would match their "internal image."

The vast majority of poons and troons do not have gender dysphoria. They have a fetish (AGP) or have fallen victim to social contagion or they have some other issue in their life and have been convinced that trooning out will fix it. A lot of times I've noticed that it's a blanket for other problems. For instance, you don't have to listen to your parents if they call you the wrong pronoun or deadname you! Why should you listen to them if they're bigots?

So I do think there are "real" trans, but the number of them is so incredibly small. Besides, as with BIID, we should be finding less invasive ways to treat dysphoria. Body mutilation should be the absolute last resort.

Well said. This is exactly how I feel. There are an exceedingly small number of genuine gender fuckups/intersex people who were assigned the wrong gender at birth, but TINY numbers. AGPs seized on these few cases where things have gone wrong and kick-started the modern "trans rights" which really means "acceptance of sickfuckery" to normalize their fetish and launched trans-trenderism as we know it today.

The number of people caught in the web of lies and tranny porn makes me sad: the resources wasted on "gender affirming care" makes me angry.

 

[CheesyBoy]

The issue is that we never seem to have any time or money to put that energy into me? I'm going to have to wait for 5 months? maybe more to even start getting on the road to a perscription. I want to get a haircut and some new glasses (the glasses aren't related to being trans but are also just as important) as well as some new clothes that arent just her handmedowns that don't fit me. I feel this great big hole in my chest every single day and somedays I just start crying bc I hate how much I still look like a girl.

Someone should tell this pooner she could get a a typical male haircut for like $12 and a week's worth of clothes from Walmart or Target for less than $100.

 

[monstrous bubo]

We’ve all heard the heartrending tales of lovely ladies who find genital origami brings not the whole body orgasm but a zero orgasm. Did you know that just taking E had the same magical effect? _MystEerie_ just did.


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I don’t know what to do. I bought a magic wand, but it’s not even remotely pleasurable. I try to play with my nipples, but it’s not enough to do anything meaningful. It’s like my body is a puzzle.

I don’t think I have a problem with libido. I still feel the desire to be intimate. The issue is that nothing happens when I try to get off. Even when I reach that point where I think I should have orgasmed, I get no sensation other than an inability to continue. It’s quite frustrating.

My wife has been trying to help me orgasm, but it’s the same result every time.

There’s a lot of cope, resignation and occasional Islamic content in the comments if you need a laugh, but there’s something more impressive in his only other post on Reddit:


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He wants his genitals to work and wants to turn them inside out. Make your mind up, missy.

 

[The Un-Clit]

We’ve all heard the heartrending tales of lovely ladies who find genital origami brings not the whole body orgasm but a zero orgasm. Did you know that just taking E had the same magical effect? _MystEerie_ just did.

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There’s a lot of cope, resignation and occasional Islamic content in the comments if you need a laugh, but there’s something more impressive in his only other post on Reddit:

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He wants his genitals to work and wants to turn them inside out. Make your mind up, missy.

Brutal. Even men with legit low testosterone levels for whatever reason and can't get a hard on anymore can still orgasm with a softy.

Taking the hormones of your opposite gender completely remove the ability to orgasm? Well colour me shocked! It's almost as if you shouldn't fucking do that!!

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

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I think all trannies should be banned from adopting animals. First of all they are mentally ill and likely to commit suicide which is obviously not good for a pet, and second of all due to the whole "doggirl/puppygirl" trend they are also very likely to be zoophiles.

They should only be allowed to adopt parrots on the consideration the parrot is taught their "dead" name 1st.