📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Billy Hargrove]

Growing up I've never known a single male interested in watching other people's kids it's just not thing they do outside of watching their own siblings but even thats rare and when you think about babysitters your mind always imagines a high school girl and so when I come across something like this alarm bells always go off in my head

Totally. Even if the troon wasn't an outright pedo (rainbows) you just know he would write weird, creepy screeds on reddit about how "the girls I watch for my job make me so sad for the girlhood I never had and I'm so envious of them."

I'm imagining the original post is exaggerated. I have a hard time believing the dad even bothered to reply or if he did he would have just said "Sorry, we decided to go in a different direction." The troon just filled in the blanks to have something to complain to Reddit about,

 

[SnergenFlergen]

There's just something so genuinely off putting about a troon being this upset over not getting a babysitting job. All comedy aside what a fucking creep

Are these people somehow not aware of the fact that everyone thinks they're pedos already? Why not just take the L quietly in this case and move on with your life, rather than publicly getting all up-in-arms about the fact that you were disallowed from supervising young children for a few hours? Does this pedo not realize how that looks?

It reminds me of that time when faggots at a pride march in NYC March chanted ‘We’re Coming For Your Children’, only to then backtrack by saying "Nah bro, it was just a prank to own the homophobes".

Always listen to and believe these people when they tell you what they are, whether directly or indirectly.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Pooner gets it right (or almost), but still does not understand.


Reddit -- Archive

Spoiler: The whole thing.

They feel comfortable asking you about everything like you don’t deserve intimacy anymore. Because you’re now just a sub-human in their eyes.

They’ll say you’re their TRANS coworker, TRANS friend, TRANS child, TRANS grandchild. You’re no more just simply a coworker, a friend or a child.

They use you to “educate” themselves even if they don’t actually want to hear the answers and even if you don’t feel like it, even if it makes you uncomfortable, even if the setting isn’t right. Even in front of people you never met before, they’ll feel the right to ask about your genitals, about the way you have sexual relationships. All the questions they’d never dare to ask and things they’d never dare to say to another cis person.

You’re not a person anymore. Your personality doesn’t exist anymore. You’re a walking TED talk or a walking fetish.

Just the last sentence.

You’re a walking TED talk or a walking fetish.

Emphasis added. A walking fetish. Exactly so.

 

[Chris Konon]

I have a hunch that the dad thought he was an okay guy over the phone but upon seeing the man in a dress knew that the troon would be a problem. Pretty sure the background check was just an excuse, yeah.

He probably clocked him in a picosecond over the phone, and was just nice to him, but wanted to ghost him, and clueless troon thought that it basically means he got the job.


Lmao, sure, as if you'd take "fuck off from my kids, troon" well.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

"They’ll say you’re their TRANS coworker, TRANS friend, TRANS child, TRANS grandchild. You’re no more just simply a coworker, a friend or a child."

This is what happens when you spend your entire waking life shrieking from the rooftops about how different you are, waving flags that signify your difference, engaging with a subculture that is different by definition and design, deliberately othering yourself with differentiating modifiers like "transwoman/man" and demanding deference and special treatment because of your self-proclaimed differentness.

What this person is complaining about is mechanically no different to someone intentionally painting themselves green, only to then complain about the fact that people refer to them as "that green person".

Action, consequence.

 

[The Jackal]

Pooner gets it right (or almost), but still does not understand.

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Reddit -- Archive

Spoiler: The whole thing.

They feel comfortable asking you about everything like you don’t deserve intimacy anymore. Because you’re now just a sub-human in their eyes.

They’ll say you’re their TRANS coworker, TRANS friend, TRANS child, TRANS grandchild. You’re no more just simply a coworker, a friend or a child.

They use you to “educate” themselves even if they don’t actually want to hear the answers and even if you don’t feel like it, even if it makes you uncomfortable, even if the setting isn’t right. Even in front of people you never met before, they’ll feel the right to ask about your genitals, about the way you have sexual relationships. All the questions they’d never dare to ask and things they’d never dare to say to another cis person.

You’re not a person anymore. Your personality doesn’t exist anymore. You’re a walking TED talk or a walking fetish.

Just the last sentence.

Emphasis added. A walking fetish. Exactly so.

I can't think of a single group that whines and complains as much as trans people (of either sex) do. You're despised by everyone around you, you look like a fucking idiot, you will never have a normal relationship (familial, romantic, amical) ever again, you irreversibly ruin your body. Why bother putting yourself through any of this then if it makes you so fucking miserable the whole time? Yet none of them seem to ever come to the conclusion that it's not worth it.

 

[Potato Burrito]

Why not just take the L quietly in this case and move on with your life, rather than publicly getting all up-in-arms about the fact that you were disallowed from supervising young children for a few hours?

Because he desperately needed backup from the equally degenerate hugbox that is troon Reddit. He needed his troon sisters to cosign the assertion that this dad must be a BIGOT who's been radicalized by anti-trans propaganda from the evil far-right. He knew they would be eager to reassure him that the only possible reason this father didn't hire him was transphobia, not because the troon is an obvious creep as they all are.

He got what he wanted. The word bigot appears four times in comment replies:



Troons hinge their entire deception on validation from others. The lie falls apart without outside participation.

God forbid this gent reflect on his own failings and determine perhaps it was something about him other than lying about his sex that could have caused him to leave a poor impression on the father. And he's definitely not going to reflect deeply enough to conclude that no parent would ever hire a male in a dress to watch their kids.

TLDR He complained because he knew pReddit would call the dad a bigoted asshole and make him feel better

 

[Fish and Chips]

Me thinks the true and honest woman doth protest too much, why's he automatically jump to pedophilia hmm? And of course this is Trump's fault.

Reminds me of when Josh "Sex Pest" Duggar was confronted by Homeland Security at his shop.

"Mr. Duggar turned in his chair, facing me and Mr. Aycock, and asked, 'Is this about someone downloading child pornography?'"

 

[Stan]

I think they're so gassed up by other Troons in their hugboxes about the incoming Trumpocaust that they confuse any expression other than obvious revulsion and rage as being "accepted".
So because this guy, who was undoubtedly caught off guard at the sight of a Troon wearing cat ears, started to smile in disbelief, this porn sick faggot thinks he's being hit on...
Jesus Wept.

This isn't a one-off unique to this one troon. Pooners with phalloplasties get on Reddit and brag about how everyone is staring at their (comically huge) bulge, with the cope that women are "checking them out". (Dood, they're wondering if you shoved a soda can into your underpants instead of a packer.) Troons vacillate from depths-of-despair anguish about their big ol' man heads and man hands and man shoulders and flat butts and arm length or whatever else they'll self-flagellate about to insane delulu posting about how hot they believe themselves to be, better than ciswomen, the only reason they can't get a million suitors is because of transphobia because everyone secretly thinks they're hot. It's probably copium.

The catgirl headphones is the icing on the cake to this little tale though, it really paints the picture of this hon powerwalking through the supermarket wearing programmer socks and a too-short dress while some guy old enough to be my dad gapes at him in disbelief that this is what society has come to. ("I didn't take a bullet to the knee in Desert Storm for this!?")

 

[Internet Wizard]

Trannies wish they could pull off the demonicfaceeater-chan aesthetic

It's definitely true that some trannies can pass, but this is invariably and strictly under very specific circumstances (read: still photographs that are heavily doctored and filtered and usually taken professionally, utilizing flattering camera angles and lighting). Some troons can absolutely pass as female under said conditions, but the same thing could be said of just about any man you can think of.

This is why they're so nefarious on social media, ie X and Instagram where still images are the norm and you can doctor your way into "passing". Also why they absolutely hate going outside as mentioned by others

 

[Aunt Carol]

He promptly ended the relationship, with the justification being that he's a "woman" now and isn't into "other" women. Fast-forward a couple of months and he's fucking another handmaiden as a proud "transbian".

Your female friend absolutely lucked out, though. Hypocrite though her ex-BF was, disengaging from a troon is messy and no-win if the troon doesn't want to.

 

[Spob]

Didn't even realize this was a troon till I started watching

They keep fucking outing themselves by voice

All troons who wanna go stealth (which lemme be honest, the number is dwindling) really ought to just stfu 24/7 in public, like be one of those mute people who use iPads or sign language to talk, and if they did so I guarantee they'd pass 1.3x better than they do now lol

(Oh yeah, speaking of which...)

 

[Stan]

Growing up I've never known a single male interested in watching other people's kids it's just not thing they do outside of watching their own siblings but even thats rare and when you think about babysitters your mind always imagines a high school girl and so when I come across something like this alarm bells always go off in my head

There's one exceptional (i.e. sperg) twenty-year old guy in our church (his parents and younger sis also attend) who works two hours a week as a nursery assistant during our 10am service, but our policy is to always have two nursery workers (and for the older kids, two church school teachers), even if they're only caring for one kid, and every other nursery worker is female. Other than that one exception I know of though, you're right. Men are barely present in early childhood ed and I'd find a troon who wants to teach or babysit young kids deeply suspicious.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=4UePA2T4lLk
Didn't even realize this was a troon till I started watching

They keep fucking outing themselves by voice

All troons who wanna go stealth (which lemme be honest, the number is dwindling) really ought to just stfu 24/7 in public, like be one of those mute people who use iPads or sign language to talk, and if they did so I guarantee they'd pass 1.3x better than they do now lol

(Oh yeah, speaking of which...)

Even if they were smart enough to never talk the troons would still tower over real women like monsters, swing their bear claw hands around excessively and try to fashion hack their way to looking feminine and only managing to look like a gay man in a bad drag costume.

 

[assigned Karen at birth]

All troons who wanna go stealth (which lemme be honest, the number is dwindling) really ought to just stfu 24/7 in public, like be one of those mute people who use iPads or sign language to talk, and if they did so I guarantee they'd pass 1.3x better than they do now lol

The boners would still give them away.

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

There's just something so genuinely off putting about a troon being this upset over not getting a babysitting job. All comedy aside what a fucking creep

The other day I had the misfortune of someone mockingly posting this 4chan thread of generic troon content.. halfway down though, there was a one-off "MY DAUGHTER AND THE TRANS BABYSITTER 5 MINUTES AFTER I LEAVE" and it was a tranny fucking one of those creepy small-scale female lower bodies. Then, other people either positively commented on it or posted another 5-6 captioned gifs of this calibre, clearly being an actual subgenre of troonyphilia cause they didn't make up that shit on the spot. "Lol imagine if my child was raped by a crossdresser!".

The whole obsession with kids by troons is nuts. They never wanted kids pre-troon. Most women don't til they hit the age of late-20s if not later. Yet, somehow all troons are widely concerned with all manner of child-adjacent concepts like childhood, sleepovers, having kids, teaching kids, taking care of kids. Bitch maybe you shouldn't have cut off your dick and made some of your own?

 

[SnergenFlergen]

Your female friend absolutely lucked out, though. Hypocrite though her ex-BF was, disengaging from a troon is messy and no-win if the troon doesn't want to.

Oh absolutely, the problem is she wants to start a family and this faggot wasted the bulk of her fertile years in order that he could ultimately succumb to the coom and troon out. I never met him in person, but I assume based on prior experience that he's a porn-brained Redditor with arrest-worthy content on his hard drive.

All the same though, a clean break from a troon is always a net positive.

 

[Officer Douche]

I saw some screenshots from r/mtf and noticed how a lot of these sewer mutants say stuff along the lines of "Hey girlies!".

There is no fucking way actual women say anything of the sorts to other women. It's so uncanny it creeps me the fuck out, like it's some serial killer shit.

Holy shit, that last one lmao.

There's a post that's pretty golden in it.

I feel bad for the father's that gotta feed freaky niggas like this. These are somebodies sons.

 

[Sooty Soot]

since i live in Germany

jershhhhh look at his IP can you confirm if he's powerleveling
and ban everyone i don't like while you're at it

Yeah the schizoposters, the Kikeposters and the Soyteen shitposters are a side effect of having a free speech platform that allows people to say what they want (within reason).
You got to take the good with the schizoposting unless you want a regulated and censored platform where your 1st Amendment Rights aren't respected.
If I get to say what I want I give no fucks for the people shitposting about gassing the Kikes.

 

[The Jackal]

I saw some screenshots from r/mtf and noticed how a lot of these sewer mutants say stuff along the lines of "Hey girlies!".

There is no fucking way actual women say anything of the sorts to other women. It's so uncanny it creeps me the fuck out, like it's some serial killer shit.
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Holy shit, that last one lmao.
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There's a post that's pretty golden in it.
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I feel bad for the father's that gotta feed freaky niggas like this. These are somebodies sons.

I have a feeling that referring to a girl/woman as 'a girlie' is something that female teenagers/Gen Z-ers say these days, but I could be wrong. If so, then it's no wonder that troons want to emulate it.

 

[MaximKnight76]

I have a feeling that referring to a girl/woman as 'a girlie' is something that female teenagers/Gen Z-ers say these days, but I could be wrong. If so, then it's no wonder that troons want to emulate it.

Ummm nope I've never heard of any of my peers talk like that.