📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[CoolFool]

What the troon did is rape by deception, but most states don't have rape by deception laws, and I don't know if troons even fall under what counts for rape by deception in the few states that have actually have them. If the police were called, it's unlikely the troon would be the one in trouble.

 

[behindyourightnow]

John Ruskin never consummated his marriage because he was so shocked by the sight of his wife’s pubic hair, but he was a 19th century art critic whose experience of naked women had been limited to statues of them.

Even if you imagine that the man was some freakish exception who simply couldn't handle the sight of bush due to coomeritis (and one wonders why such a man would even be out at a bar instead of just cooming at home), we also must accept that this man would react not with "I'm sorry, this isn't working for me tonight" but by suddenly screaming and accusing his partner of being a tranny.

It's like the cope is a magic spell to these troons. OP in theory has had everything they dream of in order to turn into a woman (puberty blockers, early HRT, "perfect" bottom surgery) and he's still getting easily clocked. If they allow themselves to admit that it still wasn't enough and that he is still obviously not a woman, everything they have based their lives on falls apart.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Ask for rape kit because the guy.... refused to have sex with him? Absolute retard logic.

When Troons hear"rape kit" they must think its a ski mask, duct tape, a lead cosh, handcuffs and vaseline.

 

[batteredpancakes]

DaisyAndTheDynamos is an HSTS that's excited to fuck straight dudes after getting SRS.
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i can't wait to have a hoe phase once i get my pussy done
i'm being held back. i can't "just" hookup with men. i have to chat first and make sure they're ok with me being pre op and make sure they know that it's out of bounds. i wanna be able to pursue men without inhibition, without this thing between my legs stopping me from being intimate with men. im so horny just been feeling this a lot lately as hormones are high and there's a lot of hot men in my circle surgery next summer hopefully

Lmao he mentions our friend Gelly in the comments:

just so you know, unless you plan to go completely stealth (which would require you going to a top-tier surgeon), there will often still be a conversation with men before hooking up. in fact, i personally found men to be more willing and have fewer questions before than after. just some things to keep in mind

[for reference, i am very cis-passing and rather pretty apparently, but i do need srs revision still]

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i know. i saw the post from the post op girl who was assaulted mid sex. i'm hopeposting i guess​

He seems to getting SRS because he hates anal. he probably wants an upgrade from his gross coomer boyfriend.

I want to enjoy anal but i'm struggling
i really want a positive experience but every time i do anal i'm like fighting for my life from the pain and discomfort. plus, my boyfriend watches so much porn that he cannot cum during sex.

yes i use a lot of lube. yes there is foreplay with toys and fingers. i know it's not supposed to be painful or uncomfortable but the feeling just doesn't go away for me. has anyone struggled with this but now figured out how to enjoy it?

edit: girls I took yall's advice and had the best sex i've ever had last night

Til some trannies take their pills by shoving it up their ass.

I'm tired of boofing and it honestly feels a bit shameful having to put pills up my bum every day. I'm taking it oral from now on as a form of selfcare and taking control of my life or smth

He's a 4channer and is fond of using the word pooner. He seems to hate them. I guess jealously because they're real women.

I thought this was a pooner and was about to puke before I realized FTM stood for First Time Mum ... anyways i wanna get pregnant

Text of post he's referencing. He's hate browsing r/mommit which is a sub for child raising.

Any “one and done” moms in here?
I’m a FTM and honestly, my first month PP was hell. I’m still dealing with a lot of issues physically, mentally and emotionally. I question whether I’d ever want to go through all this again? Originally my husband and I were planning for 2 kids, but now I’ve strongly considered being “one and done”. My husband supports whatever I want. I’d love to hear the perspective of other moms who made the decision to only have one baby. I’d love to hear all the pros & cons.

and another comment from him

I FUCKING HATE FEMBOYS/REPPERS/WHOEVER THEY ARE WHO SIMULTANEOUSLY POST IN TRANS SUBS AND SISSY/FETISH SUBS ROPE ROPE ROPE

 

[monstrous bubo]

When Troons hear"rape kit" they must think it’s a ski mask, duct tape, a lead cosh, handcuffs and vaseline.

Which is funny because all they really need is a dress, bad wig, and the magic words “it’s ma’am” and they’re inside each and every female space they like.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

This one got clocked midway between trying to lose their V card. This is a younger transitioner (blockers at 12, hrt at 14, bottom surgery at 18. ) . GellyNails

he tried to stick it in but was having trouble, then he fingers me and still has trouble.

I nearly puked. Trying to stick your penis into a woman's vagina and something isn't right so you fish your fingers in to find the opening and then it dawns on you that it's not a vagina at all, but an inside out, underdeveloped penis. "Passoid" is lucky he left with his life.

This one particularly made me laugh, Pooner trying to argue that it's wrong for a gay man to not want anything to do with a woman with a rotdog gets BTFO by the faggot who is clearly way past giving a fuck what these weird women think
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Another Pooner jumps in to try to force these unapologetically based homo dudes into accepting "Trans Men are Men" to get DENIED harder than Nick Rekieta at a Franks Hearing.
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The faggots are having none of it and drop an Orbital Strike on Li'l Pooners hopes and dreams of being accepted by the Leathermen at the Blue Oyster Bar.

stretched fanny lips or blow up plastic willies

 

[PigFarm]

Give this guy a nobel prize. Making a limb do what it was designed to do is totally the same as cutting off your functional penis and artificially maintaining hormones your body was never designed to have at those levels

 

[AssignedEva]

Most of these men probably tick multiple boxes. I know Liev Schreiber does
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Something distressing I discovered a while back is that the users on 4chan's /tttt/ apparently fetishise Liev Schreiber's groomed and molested son. Apparently they're jealous and wish they could have been a "youngshit" getting "worshipped" by their "sexy daddy" who was "forcefemming" them.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I nearly puked. Trying to stick your penis into a woman's vagina and something isn't right so you fish your fingers in to find the opening and then it dawns on you that it's not a vagina at all, but an inside out, underdeveloped penis. "Passoid" is lucky he left with his life.

Reading that conversation I just kept picturing the Li'l Pooner from the meme arguing with a big muscled leatherman homo doorman, with a Freddy Mercury mustache and a leather police hat that wouldn't let her and the other Pooners into the gay bar.

Its funny as fuck to see Pooners try to pull the shit Transbians do to force their way into Lesbian subs, desperstely pulling out all the same arguments, only to get slapped down and ridiculed harder the more they try their femmebrained arguments, by gay dudes that just do not give a fuck.

It makes you wonder why the Lesbian subs don't just treat Transbians the same, but as another poster said, if that was a Lesbian talking to a Troon the Lesbian would likely get banhammered instantly when the Troon tardraged out, but Pooners are so pathetic and insignificant nobody takes them seriously, even the notoriously pozzed reddit mod staff.
Its a double standard that sucks for the Lesbians but its funny as shit to watch happen.

Something distressing I discovered a while back is that the users on 4chan's /tttt/ apparently fetishise Liev Schreiber's groomed and molested son. Apparently they're jealous and wish they could have been a "youngshit" getting "worshipped" by their "sexy daddy" who was "forcefemming" them.

Not. A. Fetish.

 

[batteredpancakes]

Pooner's friend gets drunk and lets it slip that she's never thought of the pooner as a man for the 4 years they've known each other.
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friend revealed something while she was drunk
We had a tiny party this weekend 6 close friends at one of our friend's place and obviously we all ended up drunk, 4/6 were high, me and the host were the less drunk ones but he was high and I wasn't.

So one of my closest friends admitted that it was the first time in 4 years that she actually saw me as a guy. It pissed me off honestly and I just pretended I was fine with it, walked away.

She was REALLY drunk and high, she was hugging me the whole time asking me to take care of her and telling me how good of a friend that I am to her even though she never shows how grateful she is, I do care about her a lot but it really hurt me to hear that.

Extra amazing comment.

I feel like what makes it worse it that she identified as trans for a bit too and she detransitioned maybe a month after when I fully came out to my friends and myself, but I'll talk about it with my therapist for sure

The friend is a lesbian.

I know she understands how I feel, she was just truly fucked up that night. We usually make kinda transphobic / homophobic jokes to each other (I'm ftm/gay, she's wlw) obviously she doesn't mean any harm but sometimes it does come off a bit wrong. We're really close I don't mind it too much even if it's not really nice sometimes

 

[m1ddl3m4rch]

Pooner's friend gets drunk and lets it slip that she's never thought of the pooner as a man for the 4 years they've known each other.
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Extra amazing comment.

The friend is a lesbian.

"Remember how you're a female who mutilated herself? Well, I view you as a mutilated female" *barf*

 

[ᚠᚢᚦᚩᚱᚳ]

It might have just been a thing of sticking his finger in and feeling an empty pocket of skin rather than any muscle etc, I really don't know enough about what it would feel like.

I find it extremely hard to believe that someone couldn't identify a real vulva on a cursory visual inspection alone. It's a rather complex organ with about half a dozen clearly distinct features. It's not some infected fuckhole that a sketchy Asian "doctor" constructed with a scalpel and wishful thinking.

Also, I'm not sure how widely known this is, but men who get their dicks cut off or "inverted" still get boners. Do Kegel exercises to feel what I'm talking about, you can't just cut out the pelvic floor or you'll be pissing and shitting yourself uncontrollably all day.

 

[GluttonousManSlob]

Of course, the only sane(-ish) comment got deleted

I'm not about to give sympathy for the devil, but I can partially understand why GellyNails thought there was nothing wrong with his actions. He's been groomed into thinking he's the genuine article and has been affirmed for his stunning and brave journey ever since he was 7 years old, only to be met with his first taste of reality. He arguably can't understand why this poor bastard he deceived was so angry. It's a betrayal of trust, and an incredibly intimate one.

Of course, his fellow troons do not consider the feelings of the man he tried to rape at all, he's heckin' valid and it's fine to deceive men into having sex with your specially dug colon tunnel. What Gelly will ultimately take away from this experience isn't that deceiving people is wrong, but he should try harder not to get caught.

 

[Hoi Polloi]

Reading that conversation I just kept picturing the Li'l Pooner from the meme arguing with a big muscled leatherman homo doorman, with a Freddy Mercury mustache and a leather police hat that wouldn't let her and the other Pooners into the gay bar

One of the greatest tragedies of the 21st century is that Tom of Finland didn't stick around to witness pooners.

We can only dream of the retarded discourse that'd surround his...unrealistic...beauty standards.

 

[batteredpancakes]

Another Gelly comment chain. He's arguing with more realistic redditors here. He calls one a troll when he says he can't pass and says that being stealth is lying.

Spoiler: Text

No1 will give a honest opinion when they know your trans sadly, they will be biased bc if it.

People don't like to acknowledge that trans people can pass. So they will come up w non existent problems just so their idea doesn't get disproven.

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Gelly: well i don't know, if I tell them up front I'm trans and i know something is clocking me, to please be honest and tell me what it is, I think they would tell the truth... especially bc my safety depends on this honesty.

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Your safety depends on you being honest and not deceiving people.

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Gelly; I said I'd tell them up front, it's right there in the first sentence.

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Yes, for your little info gathering experiment. But it sounds like your ultimate goal is to be able to lie and pass as a natal woman even while having sex, which is just impossible.

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Gelly; Okay troll.

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Call me whatever you want. You already experienced what I'm telling you first hand, there's no "fixing" it. All you can do is be honest going forward

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Gelly: Learn to read.

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What else am I supposed to gather from your post? You want some feedback to see what's clocking you during sex, so you can "fix" it and stay stealth while having sex.

He's also posted this reply comment on r/depression_memes.

I'm sorry i hope it gets better for u. For me, idk what I'm doing anymore, my life was going good until recently. I feel like everything i thought I knew was wrong.

Here's to hoping we both find our way back to happiness

I feel like everything i thought I knew was wrong.

This is the beginning of a very difficult sad life. I hope he enjoyed his childhood.

Finding out he's clockable has really shook him up. He won't leave his apartment because he's scared and wants to move away even though he just moved there.

I moved away from home. Both my parents were not really supportive of this idea but they eventually came around and they are financially supporting me. Not completely, I do have to get a job, and i am also expected to enroll into college next yr.

Here's the problem...even tho I just moved here, i already want to move somewhere else. I don't like it here. And i had a bad experience (was assaulted) that's keeping me stuck inside my apartment bc I don't want to get assaulted again.

I haven't told my parents yet, bc I know they will be upset, and will not support in me breaking my lease and moving again. It's likely they will cut me off financially so i will move back in with my dad. there's got to be something I can tell them that will convince them i need to move elsewhere. I was thinking of every other day i can tell them something bad about this place and eventually (like a month later) ask them if i can move bc I don't feel safe.

Finally moves out of his parents house and into a new city alone. Gets his first hookup and gets clocked, yelled at and called a faggot. Getting such a big reality check would be really awful for a young kid.

 

[JudyTester]

John Ruskin never consummated his marriage because he was so shocked by the sight of his wife’s pubic hair, but he was a 19th century art critic whose experience of naked women had been limited to statues of them.

Spoiler: off-topic about Ruskin and pubes

>John Ruskin wrote the fantasy story The King of the Golden River for Gray in 1841, when she was 12 and he was 21. Gray's family knew Ruskin's father and encouraged a match between the two when she had matured.

Huh. Wonder why he wasn't into pubic hair. Tough one.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

I quit watching the Blacklist a long time ago but was watching some clips on YouTube from the later seasons and clocked this old tranny within seconds. Looked him up dude's been living as a woman most of my life and he still doesn't pass. No tranny passes it's a lie.

 

[Dr. Eldon Tyrell]

Is attempted rape, rape by deception not a crime in texas?

This rape by deception meme sounds like cope for chasers. Women itt sould be livid about this, too. It devalues actual rape.
It's not like passing trannies are common and no stinkditch ever passes.
If someone manages to wank into a mangina, congrats, new fetish unlocked.

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

What the troon did is rape by deception, but most states don't have rape by deception laws, and I don't know if troons even fall under what counts for rape by deception in the few states that have actually have them. If the police were called, it's unlikely the troon would be the one in trouble.

Even as he is both a tranny and a would be raper, I cannot helt but feel sorry for him. I mean, he was lead down this path by his dad (who can go to hell), before he was old enough to even understand such things.

People who trans children are the worst.

 

[Dr. Eldon Tyrell]

Even as he is both a tranny and a would be raper, I cannot helt but feel sorry for him. I mean, he was lead down this path by his dad (who can go to hell), before he was old enough to even understand such things.

People who trans children are the worst.

In truth, the only one raping anyone here are the guys who hammer away into some mutilated tweens eldritch hole, everyone can obviously tell by the point the pants are dropping.
And the fact that some of them even say it hurts... and then ask if that's normal.