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[DogSnoopySnoop]

However, I finding that almost 2 months in, other parents' support of me has wained. My daughters have been stood up for multiple play dates.

So self absorbed and intent on playing the victim that she can’t even stop for a second to think about other potential causes of being busy. I don’t have any kids but even I know that, if the time stamp of 17 hours ago is pretty accurate, two months ago would have occurred at the end of summer and right around the time school is starting back up for kids. It very well could be that the cancelled play dates are simply a result of the other families no longer having the same amount of free time that they had in the summer.

While I assume ‘stood up’ in this context just means the other parents declined to schedule a play date, even if they did really forget about one and didn’t show up, it’s more likely because of the busyness of adjusting to being back in school than it is any actual transphobic malice.

I still prefer the pooner’s perspective of the other parents’ respectfully ‘grey rock’-ing her though. Slowly back aware from the crazy pooner and maybe she won’t eat our children.

 

[Pronoun Party]

So self absorbed and intent on playing the victim that she can’t even stop for a second to think about other potential causes of being busy. I don’t have any kids but even I know that, if the time stamp of 17 hours ago is pretty accurate, two months ago would have occurred at the end of summer and right around the time school is starting back up for kids. It very well could be that the cancelled play dates are simply a result of the other families no longer having the same amount of free time that they had in the summer.

While I assume ‘stood up’ in this context just means the other parents declined to schedule a play date, even if they did really forget about one and didn’t show up, it’s more likely because of the busyness of adjusting to being back in school than it is any actual transphobic malice.

I still prefer the pooner’s perspective of the other parents’ respectfully ‘grey rock’-ing her though. Slowly back aware from the crazy pooner and maybe she won’t eat our children.

I was initially thinking this same thing. Trooning out is a BPD basketcase's wet dream. Forget coming up with boring, reasonable, non-dramatic explanations for minor inconveniences: now, every tiny anxious thought can be blown out of control into a hysterical transphobia conspiracy. Everyone IS out to get them! And if anyone tries to calm them down, they are invalidating them and defending transphobes.

But then I saw the update where she screams at other people's children (and the parents) on the regular. The snubbing is probably real because she's a crazy person and is now becoming even more so.

 

[krautkid]

It would surely be worse. Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children. In hospice care, often the last words uttered by the dying are a request for their mother, someone who might have been dead for decades at that point.

The kind of woman who could do this to her own children is as bad or worse than the men that do it. She is a moral reprobate.

Why you punching us straight in the feels in our ha ha funny Troon thread? I want to laugh not face the void of existentialism. Just sarcasm, though. That is very poignant and reminds me of the contract you make when you push a human into this world. To do what's best for them, not yourself.

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Troon is sad they can’t get pregnant and acknowledges they’ll never be more than an imitation of real women.

'If I could have female reproductive parts!' ...then you'd be born a woman??? And therefore would not need to wish for such things. If wishes were horses then beggers would ride but they aren't.

Also comparing himself to a infertile woman is really very insulting. Especially if that woman actually wanted children. No, dude. You're not infertile at all. You can have kids, you just want to play pretend and cut your dick off.

 

[ilovecornsyrup]

I can't stop thinking about how fucked up this guy's moobs must look for him to nick his areola while shaving ARMPITS.

 

[boards of canada]

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I can't stop thinking about how fucked up this guy's moobs must look for him to nick his areola while shaving ARMPITS.

Fucked moobs or really weird gender-affirming gymnastics? Imagine the motor skills of this retard.

 

[Cuckoman]

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I can't stop thinking about how fucked up this guy's moobs must look for him to nick his areola while shaving ARMPITS.

Ladies of the farm, a serious question. Me, a penis-haver, would really never ever think about applying isopropalcohol to an open wound.
I only use IPA to clean up old circuit boards on my retro consoles when I have done some soldering but never used it to clean out open wounds.

Ladies, do you this? I asked my wife but she then asked me if I was fucking retarded, so coming here to the farms for advice...

 

[batteredpancakes]

Ladies of the farm, a serious question. Me, a penis-haver, would really never ever think about applying isopropalcohol to an open wound.
I only use IPA to clean up old circuit boards on my retro consoles when I have done some soldering but never used it to clean out open wounds.

Ladies, do you this? I asked my wife but she then asked me if I was fucking retarded, so coming here to the farms for advice...

I've never applied anything to an open wound except for running it under water to remove obvious dirt and putting on plasters/bandages. I've never gotten an infection so I guess it's not a big deal if you have a good immune system.

 

[ilovecornsyrup]

Ladies of the farm, a serious question. Me, a penis-haver, would really never ever think about applying isopropalcohol to an open wound.
I only use IPA to clean up old circuit boards on my retro consoles when I have done some soldering but never used it to clean out open wounds.

Ladies, do you this? I asked my wife but she then asked me if I was fucking retarded, so coming here to the farms for advice...

It can damage tissue in and around the wound.

 

[the inconfident]

My nigger in Christ, what is Two-spirit? They have names for every single shit nowadays, holy crap. (If they are two spirits, shouldn't the wage be divided in half? More opression points for them, please.)

This fucker looks like a Neanderthal was found frozen on a big iceberg and resurrected and joined the family.
Bullying is already a tough issue during school days, those kids are about to face World War II on school. Kids will go full Blitzkrieg on those three, sadly.
And it's all daddy's fault because he felt horny dressing up as women.

Always the dead eyes. Always. Never fails. I can spot a tranny miles away just by looking into their dead stare.
Also, this jawline can cut a slice of cheese with such sharpness you could see through it.

I can't stop thinking about how fucked up this guy's moobs must look for him to nick his areola while shaving ARMPITS.

I mean, have you checked the pictures before? 9 out of 10 times they go from east to the west. It wouldn't surprise me that after some weird clandestine surgery, they placed his nipples under his armpits.

 

[Syikeblade]

Sounds like he just has a straight fetish to me.
It's funny that they're starting to realize that allies are just being performative and don't actually see them as what they want.

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[Dr. Eldon Tyrell]

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She's making a silly face but if you cover her mouth, her eyes look dead inside.

And she's leaning away from him.

Before he looked like a school shooter with dead eyes, now he looks like the typically tumblr troon with crazy eyes.

These are all sanpaku, the wife, her gomer pyle, the hot twink - I don't see a before and after.
It just always varies slightly because they try to hide it - that's why they do the grimace-kino.

 

[FAT&HARAM]

Ladies of the farm, a serious question. Me, a penis-haver, would really never ever think about applying isopropalcohol to an open wound.
I only use IPA to clean up old circuit boards on my retro consoles when I have done some soldering but never used it to clean out open wounds.

Ladies, do you this? I asked my wife but she then asked me if I was fucking retarded, so coming here to the farms for advice...

No sir, this individual would have been retarded in every gender and if these were better times he would be in an institution wiping saliva off his own mouth.

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Sounds like he just has a straight fetish to me.
It's funny that they're starting to realize that allies are just being performative and don't actually see them as what they want.

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The novelty is wearing off and straight men do not want to be with these skin walkers.

 

[Dr. Eldon Tyrell]

How long is the manga?

9 Volumes, each ~190 pages.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

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This is the closest I have seen to a direct admission that these people are just impossible to please. Gets upset when 'misgendered', gets upset when gendered neutrally, gets upset when gendered 'correctly'. People like this need to be rounded up and bundled into a shuttle to be sent to live out the rest of their days on the moon. What is the fucking point of people like this existing.

 

[batteredpancakes]

but I can't be further from the gay identity. I have nothing in common with gay men

I'm not attracted to gay men

I do think part of the increase in HSTS's is that gay culture is so specific nowadays; all hookups, BDSM, gay clubs, sex saunas, rainbows, pride parades, heavily defined lingo, etc. If you were a young gay man who just wanted a regular relationship and didn't have any fetishes I could see how being a gay man would be offputting and foreign. Imagine seeing all your female friends with their normie long-term boyfriends and all you have available is gross Grindr guys who just want to fuck. With transitioning they think they have the chance to get normal men. Doesn't help that HSTS's have the lowest IQ so they think it'll work out.

 

[monstrous bubo]

Ladies, do you this? I asked my wife but she then asked me if I was fucking retarded, so coming here to the farms for advice...

Your wife’s reaction is mine. It’s the active bit of hand sanitiser, and it does disinfect, but you’re not supposed to pour it into an open wound, Then again you’re not supposed to be able to nick your nipple while shaving your armpit, so

My nigger in Christ, what is Two-spirit?

There are a couple of rhetorical strategies to normalise and legitimise transition. One is the promotion of trans kids - see, these innocent mites could not have been brainrotted by porn, so it’s natural and my transition isn’t AGP! Another is the appeal to tradition: lots of historical figures were really trans, and non-western societies recognise transness. Two-spirit is part of this latter strategy. It is allegedly a Native American traditional recognition of „third genders”. It’s so traditional it was coined in 1990. Unsurprisingly a lot of Indians consider it as western bullshit that overrides their own individual tribal attitudes, which also unsurprisingly are pretty based.

 

[Caesar]

My nigger in Christ, what is Two-spirit? They have names for every single shit nowadays, holy crap. (If they are two spirits, shouldn't the wage be divided in half? More opression points for them, please.)

Two spirit is actually to do with native American third gender stuff, although they have redefinednand twisted a lot of that too

 

[Free the Pedos]

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I give this one major points for adopting female socialization.
“I’m suuuuper happy for him. He majorly offended me but idk if it’s a big deal or if I should ignore it idk idk.”

 

[Dr. Eldon Tyrell]

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Sounds like he just has a straight fetish to me.
It's funny that they're starting to realize that allies are just being performative and don't actually see them as what they want.

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I am not homophobic but...

Yeah, let me disprove that one with his own words:

I'm not attracted to gay men even though I have no problem admitting that a lot aof gay men are very handsome and well-groomed, but the gay vibe turns me off and has always turned me off.

I can't be attracted to a man who likes dick. I just can't.

Almost as if gays try to make it work despite that... almost as if they don't hate being in a homogeneous relationship because they aren't homophobic.

Troonism is absolute proof that all personality defects are rooted in a diminished reasoning ability. (A fan theory of mine)
If he realized his issue was homophobia, overlayed onto a homophile sex-drive, he could work on doing away with the former.
I don't even think this is a defense mechanism for legitimizing his troonery after the fact.
I think he came to the conclusion that he needs to troon because can't do logic to begin with. He really thought this is a solution to being gay, before he knew what that even meant, probably. A retarded childhood idea, society tells him is valid. He isn't trying to gaslight the terfs, he really can't reason out that he's gay. But he's getting there and when he does it will be to late to go back or already is.

 

[Free the Pedos]

This is someone else posting how much they hate troons. I know it’s a bit OT, but I hope it gives you a chuckle.