📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[AMHOLIO]

Managed to find this gem on Reddit. The trannies actually did a rare good deed and told OP to not go ahead with the surgery if they weren’t 100% sure. So they turned it down and then have an autistic meltdown that they did and are suicidal now. They wish they had done it and are freaking out at Reddit for it. This post is deleted now but got it before then.

And what he looks like:

Cannot be assed to go through his reddit
right now, saw that he does post to Eating disorders though.

 

[Dr. Eldon Tyrell]

He actually just changed his url, his new blog is gwengolini. I found it a few days back while catching up on the Jazz thread. He seems to have mostly dropped the politics sperging and is now a full time run-of-the-mill tranny turbocoomer

Spoiler: Screenshots

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Inside mari, what kind of existential dread weeb shit could that be?
Is it based like uzumaki, is it some onisama e tier quality shojo?
Has he brainfucked himself with distrubing kaze ki no uta style yaoi?

Going by the cover, you may think so...

Spoiler: But then, Wikipedia!

Plot​

The basic premise involves a college dropout who wakes up in the body of a high-school girl.[1]

And I rest my case, accomplished internet bloodhound that I am. What a retard.
Also: That's really are there is under "plot" on wikipedia

Edit:

Spoiler: you gotta be kidding me, check out the actual manga - first volume

Going by the overall tone, I would assume this is probably something with a moral to the story.
Our guy porbably stopped reading right here and started cooming... and trooning

 

[Evilronald]

Troons axewound has closed. Troon is devastated and crying that they can’t get it reopened until a year later. They worked so hard to get here! Maybe the surgeon did a bad job? Who knows, there isn’t a standard of care for sex change surgery because it’s all super subjective!

 

[Izdaja Slika]

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Troon is sad they can’t get pregnant and acknowledges they’ll never be more than an imitation of real women.

I'm always fascinated by the troons that can't decide if they are attracted to men or women. Is this guy attracted to women, or is that "gender envy". Is he attracted to men, or does he just fetishise getting penetrated? So many questions.

He says "I don't like the idea of just doing nothing while my partner would have to bear the load of pregnancy".

Christ's wounds, can he be this narcissistic and selfish? Can he think of no way a man could help his pregnant wife? It's either bear the child yourself or 'do nothing'. There is fucking plenty you could do you insane sociopath. You can help a pregnant woman the same way you can help anyone fucking else.

 

[Evilronald]

I feel like this entire interaction was made up. This idea that more cis women have broad shoulders than trannies is laughable. They get so mad when anyone doesn’t buy their delusion. What’s funny is that no one falls for a fake vagina. Even a drunk can tell from the smell.

 

[Dr. Eldon Tyrell]

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I feel like this entire interaction was made up. This idea that more cis women have broad shoulders than trannies is laughable. They get so mad when anyone doesn’t buy their delusion. What’s funny is that no one falls for a fake vagina. Even a drunk can tell from the smell.

The ribcage poking out that way when he arches his back like a pornstar is THE tell, wait when he gets his beer gut going in the late 30s, that one.
He has the genetics for it by the look of it, fridge bod chad he could've been.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Inside mari, what kind of existential dread weeb shit could that be?

I liked Inside Mari. It's not a tranny manga but the mangaka admitted that he had mental issues but also aknowledes hat sex changes are impossible.

Yes, the basic plot is that there is a guy waking up in the body of a girl...but there is a giant twist at the end:

Spoiler: The Twist

The guy is a fantasy. Mari made him up to deal with trauma. So it's a girl fantasizing about a guy waking up inside her body. At the end he disappears because she finally faces her trauma. Mari is the guy, the guy is Mari.

 

[Dr. Eldon Tyrell]

I liked Inside Mari. It's not a tranny manga but the mangaka admitted that he had mental issues but also aknowledes hat sex changes are impossible.

Yes, the basic plot is that there is a guy waking up in the body of a girl...but there is a giant twist at the end:

Spoiler: The Twist

The guy is a fantasy. Mari made him up to deal with trauma. So it's a girl fantasizing about a guy waking up inside her body. At the end he disappears because she finally faces her trauma. Mari is the guy, the guy is Mari.

LoL, I thought I was becoming schizo for thinking that was the plot after my post. Ty for the confidence boost.
For me the coin dropped after she met the creep.
The wiki editors did the right thing by not giving it away. Don't need to read it further for knowing it's a 10/10 now.
Imagine what the guy who drew it thinks about people trooning to it (the googning he probably intended as a selling point - hey, it's japan)

 

[behindyourightnow]

She of course cannot conceive of other parents needing to cancel for reasons unrelated to her current theory of sex and gender. Only one parent has displayed overt transphobia to her - can you guess which one?

I think she's correct that the other parents are staying away from her because she's a fucking weirdo they don't want their kids around. For the most part, even the most progressive parents are going to hesitate before leaving their kid around a weird screechy 4'10 woman calling herself "Noah" and insisting she's a boy now.

What she can't conceive of is that their "support" is performative. For the 100,000th time, we see troons failing to connect these two ideas:

1) We have created a situation where others will be ostracized and persecuted unless they lie to us

2) Oh my god, why does it seem like everyone is just lying to us?

 

[Dr. Eldon Tyrell]

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I feel like this entire interaction was made up. This idea that more cis women have broad shoulders than trannies is laughable. They get so mad when anyone doesn’t buy their delusion. What’s funny is that no one falls for a fake vagina. Even a drunk can tell from the smell.

Troon 1: Send him a picture of a masuculine cis woman and say :she is trans: then when he says "yeah I can tell" tell him that she isn't and it was a test. I do this all the time
Troon 2: They know they can't always tell, they just pretend they can to make you self concious...

Yeah, but guess what the ones, with whom we can't tell, aren't doing?
Posting in reddit chains about how we can't tell.

 

[Sean Andalou]

What she can't conceive of is that their "support" is performative. For the 100,000th time, we see troons failing to connect these two ideas:

1) We have created a situation where others will be ostracized and persecuted unless they lie to us

2) Oh my god, why does it seem like everyone is just lying to us?

Just one thing to add -- It's not just the the troons who have created the situation.
A ruling class faction has allowed (or encouraged) the troons to create the situation.
As I understand it, in the UK they even have the police enforcing it.
OK enough rant from me -- for the moment.

 

[SpookyObserver]

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I feel like this entire interaction was made up. This idea that more cis women have broad shoulders than trannies is laughable. They get so mad when anyone doesn’t buy their delusion. What’s funny is that no one falls for a fake vagina. Even a drunk can tell from the smell.

Nah some guys are really bad at telling and will believe anything. Its just psychology. Expect a result and youll look for evidence of it.

 

[Dr. Eldon Tyrell]

Nah some guys are really bad at telling and will believe anything. Its just psychology. Expect a result and youll look for evidence of it.

Yeah, happened to me, when posting above, I didn't enlarge the pictures and didn't really care, that's a girl and if not it's a passing tranny. The rib thing is kinda true as a tell but middle aged women also often develop fridge bod and with her it's really just the pose, angle a lighting, methinks, otherwise, her curves are too real. It's a hard pill to swallow but some trannies do pass but they're so rare, it's just irrelevant - over scrutinizing women, like I also kinda did there is a paranoia thing, it's just too unlikely to encounter a passing tranny for the average guy. For hose who claim they "fell for it", it's really just their dick getting hard for twinks with boobs in most cases. they're just homo/bi/heteroflexible/queer/whatever but don't want it to be true, which suits the average unpassing tranny. The true and honest straights should relax, the passing tranny is a one in a million boogeyman.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

I got you
Orwell's Ghost - What a sick society [1847073969943269376].mp4

She's making a silly face but if you cover her mouth, her eyes look dead inside.

I dunno man… There’s something about this pic that I find even more revolting than rotdogs and stinkditches.
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That giant MALE head, the huge male shoulders and arms. How he towers over her.

It’s so creepy and gross.

And she's leaning away from him.

And what he looks like:
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Cannot be assed to go through his reddit
right now, saw that he does post to Eating disorders though.

Before he looked like a school shooter with dead eyes, now he looks like the typically tumblr troon with crazy eyes.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Huh? I thought they were all weird. Silly me.

Reddit -- Archive
No answers yet, but I'll be checking back.
There are bound to be more amusing triggers than this one.

 

[Jacques1194]

Tranny complains about handmaidens who say "You don't need HRT to be valid", and that he'll died without them, but he also states his identity would still be valid even without HRT? This is where their logic never makes sense. If your identity is valid without HRT, why do you need it so bad? Especially when their definition of woman/man is completely vague without any specifiers, so why would you feel dysphoric if anyone can claim those labels and the body you have doesn't matter?

 

[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]

I liked Inside Mari. It's not a tranny manga but the mangaka admitted that he had mental issues but also aknowledes hat sex changes are impossible.

Yes, the basic plot is that there is a guy waking up in the body of a girl...but there is a giant twist at the end:

Spoiler: The Twist

The guy is a fantasy. Mari made him up to deal with trauma. So it's a girl fantasizing about a guy waking up inside her body. At the end he disappears because she finally faces her trauma. Mari is the guy, the guy is Mari.

How long is the manga?

 

[stupid frog]

How long is the manga?

 

[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]

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I guess I should have Googled

 

[Terffals]

The part of working retail I miss the most was firing off a "Have a good day, sir!" as some hulking Mrs. Doubtfire lurched his way out of my store. I always pretended not to notice the gender costumes to not participate in the fetish and also to lull them into a false sense of security. I remember how their faces fell when I hit em with that "sir". Hope I ruined their whole week, like the child in the Bodega poem.

I’ve posted before that I work in an area where coming across up to a half dozen trannies a day is pretty normal. I take enjoyment from misgendering them, but recently I discovered it’s just as fun to gender everyone but them. If for example, I notice a troon in my line, I’ll make sure to clearly say “Have a nice day, sir/ma’am!” to all customers before him. When it’s his turn, I just say, “Have a nice day…”

Pooners at work honestly freak me out more. They’re not as immediately clockable, as the smooth-faced ones could pass as ugly children, but there’s always, always, always this sense of desperate mania about the eyes that says this is a woman who could flip out at any moment, stay away, dangerous. I don’t fuck with them, I make it a point to say as few words as possible to just make them leave more quickly.