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behindyourightnow said:
Yes, the ACLU knew what they were doing. They chose a lil harmless pooner who just wanted to pee with the boys, in order to open the way for the rapehons.

Funny when you google her name you get mostly pictures from 2015 or so. She was always overweight, and always had that pooner doughiness, but compared to now, her ACLU-era pics look cleancut and downright svelte:

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Think she'll make it to 35?
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Dear lord… Imagine the smell as she comes huffing and puffing into a man’s bathroom in the mall.

Probably a stale smell of sweat, piss, weed and fish.
 
Tragi-Chan said:
I just think that such people are either bullshitting (how did they get through childhood without anyone noticing this bizarre behaviour?) or it’s something they’ve convinced themselves of since trooning out.
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I think they're just intensely neurotic, and they suffer from a weird kind of learned helplessness. I'm a millennial, and I know plenty of people in my generation who, as long as they screamed and cried loud enough, mommy and daddy would give them what they wanted. As long as they came up with a sad enough excuse, their teacher would give them an extension on their big assignment. If you begged mommy hard enough, she'd write your college essay. There was always a way out of responsibility, always a workaround, if you tried hard enough and gave the people around you enough grief. They'd eventually get frustrated and snap, "Fine! I'll do it, if you'll just quit whining!"

Funny thing is, like I previously stated, they spent more time and energy trying to avoid responsibility than if they would've just faced it head on and gotten it over with. But they were never taught to face it, so they never successfully completely anything important that they were responsible for. I don't even think these people realize that they are capable of completing simple tasks and being productive, because they've been psychologically conditioned to avoid any outside stimuli that cause emotional distress or pain. I mean, I've seen redditors make entire posts requesting praise for just brushing their teeth that day. And they've been conditioned that if something feels bad then it is bad. If something feels good, then it is good.

It's a terribly destructive mindset to have. Literally conditioned to avoid hard, honest work and self-improvement.
 
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Fapcop said:
For me it’s the first one. Literally looks like any other fat lesbian.

It’s so weird how there’s something uniquely feminine around the eye area.
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I think it's the smallness of her face and the relative lack of brow, I think. She has a cute nose, too, and decent lashes. It's honestly too bad -- even fatties like this could achieve decent appearances if they could embrace what they had going for them and fucking try.

This is the stuff that gets to me about pooning out, and this goes back to earlier discussion of why some women tend to be more sympathetic towards these sad young ladies who failed to launch. A lot of t&h women who grew up struggling with weight, appearances, potentially pcos-related shit, etc would be familiar with how teenage confidence is completely destroyed under the intense scrutiny girls place each other under. in my time, women could learn to reject those standards and embrace the tomboy life as they aged -- it was a natural consequence of finding other ways to define yourself and identify your capabilities without tying yourself to cosmetics and fashion, yet left the door open to embrace the makeup-clothes stuff later in life without having an identity crisis. That was also how a lot of late bloomers came to realize that makeup and fashion are skills that can be learned. There was never an excuse not to TRY.

these sadsacks still don't want to play by the rules other girls do, but don't want to put any effort into actually pursuing something that makes them feel valuable, because that takes WORK and GROWTH, and they are nothing but lumbering cases of eternally arrested development. they hate their feminine bodies but do nothing to make their physical existences more functional in pursuit of things that matter to them, because nothing matters more than pissing in the wrong bathroom and blaming everyone else for being fucking weird.
 
Lookie-lou said:
so is this also why fat people are known for smelling bad? Either way there goes my appetite till monday.
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Fat people are known for smelling bad because they:
1. Sweat more due to needing to exert more effort just to move around
2. Have more crevices that hold sweat and are difficult to clean
3. Have reduced mobility with which to clean said sweat-moist crevices
 
Trannies going to be having a meltdown about this. Especially if the orange man returns to the White House. They’re going to be thinking tranny death camps and try to flee to Canada (who will likely take them based on how retarded Trudeau is).
 

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I was watching MASH the other day and someone hadn't seen it before. They were like "oh klinger is trying to get kicked out for being gay."

My elderly relative had to explain that no, not for being gay. For being crazy, because a man claiming he could wear a dress and be a woman was seen as outlandish and delusional back then.

How the times have changed
 
Wuh-oh!
A troon
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Who is not whatsoever recognisably trooning out, or accepted as a troon, has moved to a remote Scottish village!
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Where he has been graciously accepted into an all women's reading group!

Just one problem, and it's a fuckin biggy, chat - these women, who enjoy literature in a group setting in their small community, are (due to not bragging about their lesbo orgies at all moments, assumed by him, to be) very very straight!

How can our intrepid failson-who is 25 and went the whole hog of tagging along with moving to rural Scotland, rather than Out- educate these poor sap wenches?
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Some comment troons come up with some ideas, which by the looks of the titles, appear to be patronising chick lit (from my position, admittedly totally naive of the subject of both bean flick books, and troon manisfestos)

Predicting a Highlands Peak, just incase any local Scottish woman oriented towards reading, somehow managed to still remain ignorant of the troon menace.
 
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AfghanBlue said:
Wuh-oh!
A troon
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Who is not whatsoever recognisably trooning out, or accepted as a troon, has moved to a remote Scottish village!
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Where he has been graciously accepted into an all women's reading group!

Just one problem, and it's a fuckin biggy, chat - these women, who enjoy literature in a group setting in their small community, are (due to not bragging about their lesbo orgies at all moments, assumed by him, to be) very very straight!

How can our intrepid failson-who is 25 and went the whole hog of tagging along with moving to rural Scotland, rather than Out- educate these poor sap wenches?
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Some comment troons come up with some ideas, which by the looks of the titles, appear to be patronising chick lit (from my position, admittedly totally naive of the subject of both bean flick books, and troon manisfestos)

Predicting a Highlands Peak, just incase any local Scottish woman oriented towards reading, somehow managed to still remain ignorant of the troon menace.
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Specifying he wants a sex scene is so fucking ballsy! Moves to new country, finds quaint little book club, immediately moves to turn it into a spoken word porn club, doesn’t even attempt to pass,

I’m imagining him panting awkwardly while reading the troon sex scene out loud, nodding solemnly as he tries to pretend this is anything but captive sexual harassment. It’s gonna be like that episode from king of the hill when Peggy joins the book club and they all hate her, so they just tell her that they’re canceling book club forever instead of disinviting her.
 
AfghanBlue said:
Wuh-oh!
A troon
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Who is not whatsoever recognisably trooning out, or accepted as a troon, has moved to a remote Scottish village!
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Where he has been graciously accepted into an all women's reading group!

Just one problem, and it's a fuckin biggy, chat - these women, who enjoy literature in a group setting in their small community, are (due to not bragging about their lesbo orgies at all moments, assumed by him, to be) very very straight!

How can our intrepid failson-who is 25 and went the whole hog of tagging along with moving to rural Scotland, rather than Out- educate these poor sap wenches?
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Some comment troons come up with some ideas, which by the looks of the titles, appear to be patronising chick lit (from my position, admittedly totally naive of the subject of both bean flick books, and troon manisfestos)

Predicting a Highlands Peak, just incase any local Scottish woman oriented towards reading, somehow managed to still remain ignorant of the troon menace.
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He's not going to like what sane people have to say about 'Detransition, Baby'. So I hope he goes with it and posts results.
 
AfghanBlue said:
Wuh-oh!
A troon
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Who is not whatsoever recognisably trooning out, or accepted as a troon, has moved to a remote Scottish village!
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Where he has been graciously accepted into an all women's reading group!

Just one problem, and it's a fuckin biggy, chat - these women, who enjoy literature in a group setting in their small community, are (due to not bragging about their lesbo orgies at all moments, assumed by him, to be) very very straight!

How can our intrepid failson-who is 25 and went the whole hog of tagging along with moving to rural Scotland, rather than Out- educate these poor sap wenches?
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Some comment troons come up with some ideas, which by the looks of the titles, appear to be patronising chick lit (from my position, admittedly totally naive of the subject of both bean flick books, and troon manisfestos)

Predicting a Highlands Peak, just incase any local Scottish woman oriented towards reading, somehow managed to still remain ignorant of the troon menace.
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This dude said "Now I haven't read much myself" straight up OUTTING this as a fucking fantasy to subject them too. He has ZERO intent to share a story he feel would benefit from discussing and definitely no intent to enrich them with literature as an artform. It isnt even wanting to experience something new as companions. It is sex pestery and worst, and at best disruption of the most invasive nature.
 
Owls Owls Owls said:
He's not going to like what sane people have to say about 'Detransition, Baby'. So I hope he goes with it and posts results.
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RIP the alternative universe where this happens.
Kiwi thread on that book

Oh, what's this
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What indeed...
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So does he work for NASA or not?
Let's read the article
-wait, we can't?!
For some mystifing reason it appears to have not met muster for publication on Medium
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Lest thy faith be shaken, someone from Grindr pops up as a guarantor-
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SpookyObserver said:
This dude said "Now I haven't read much myself" straight up OUTTING this as a fucking fantasy to subject them too. He has ZERO intent to share a story he feel would benefit from discussing and definitely no intent to enrich them with literature as an artform. It isnt even wanting to experience something new as companions. It is sex pestery and worst, and at best disruption of the most invasive nature.
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LMAO!

Can you imagine the faces on the poor local women, as some hun comes waddling into their little social club (where half the time likely goes with smalltalk, gossip and light complaints about their private lives), passes out some weird tranny book, and with his booming troon voice starts reading from it.

(Oh what a coincidence, it’s a lesbian sex scene!)

Best case scenario, he expects affirmation and asspats from a room full of very confused women trying to hide their WTF faces.

Worst case (and very likely) scenario, he expects every seat to be dripping wet and hopes to answer any questions they may have about the mouthfeel of girlcock.
 
AfghanBlue said:
Some comment troons come up with some ideas, which by the looks of the titles, appear to be patronising chick lit (from my position, admittedly totally naive of the subject of both bean flick books, and troon manisfestos)

Predicting a Highlands Peak, just incase any local Scottish woman oriented towards reading, somehow managed to still remain ignorant of the troon menace.
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Perfect titles for the LGBT media thread. I'll have to download them and give em a read. Detransition, baby is a popular one and shitlib feminists love it, but I haven't heard of the others. The whimsical one sounds fun.

Troons will deny it until the sun goes supernova that they're still so very male brained: he chose an all women's book club, and the first thing he wants to do is read tranny sex. Yeah I'm sure those Highland lasses would love to read about that stink ditch getting penetrated. I bet you it's mostly anal with the man insisting he's not gay.

@AfghanBlue

- trans black woman
- NASA engineer
- only 3.3-4% of all engineers in the US are black
- Ivy League accepted blacks with lower SAT scores for years over qualified whites and Asians
- probably can't do basic math let alone particle physics
- worked at NASA yet had no opportunities
- Suspicious as fuck

But nah, let's read that transnigger space slop!
 
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AfghanBlue said:
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I said it before, but a troon cannot exist in any hobby or space without making it about themselves. It's not enough to be tolerated by these Scottish ladies, he HAS to subject them to tranny erotica and force them to discuss it, so he can be his true and authentic self. Undoubtedly when he gets ejected from the club for being a weird sex pest, he'll cry crocodile tears on Reddit about how he did nothing wrong and those evil TERFs just wanted to discriminate against him.
 
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