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[Owls Owls Owls]

Tranny gets molested by a shady Polish "doctor" because he was the only one willing to prescribe him his drugs without proper paperwork.

Notably, this tranny refers to his meat and vegs as 'galls' and 'gock'.

What the fuck.

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Heyya

So I've been on hrt for like 3 years at this point, diying for the past ~2 years.

Some time ago, I moved to Poland and I wanted to get a prescription for hrt, but I didn't have any proper paperwork. There's this one doctor here (a gynecologist/sexologist) that prescribes hrt without paperwork, but he's known to be shitty - an old dude that has an office in his shady apartment. He prescribes stupid doses (we're talking 150 mg of cyproterone a day lol, when prescribing e gel he tells you to rub it on your breasts etc.). He constantly misgenders you etc. Not great, but it was my only option.

Something seemed a bit off about the visit, and I'm wondering whether this is a normal part of prescribing hrt (didn't happen to me in the other country I lived in).

He asked me to get naked (top and bottom) and to get onto those chairs where you spread your legs for genital examinations. He was touching me down there, touching and grabbing my galls and I believe that he also touched my gock (can't remember this part clearly, but I think that the main focus was on the galls). He commented that my galls are very small. He then touched my breasts, I guess kinda squeezing them and on the nipples. He commented that my boobs are small, and he commented on my choice of bra (I was wearing a sports bra, he said that I should get something nicer and that my bra doesn't look nice and that it looks like a binder) (that's fucking weird, right? none of his business)

I get that sometimes an examination is necessary, like checking the breasts for lumps. But I'm not really sure why he had to examine me down there before prescribing me hrt (I've already been on hrt for almost 2 years at this point). The whole experience just felt really weird and I'm wondering whether this all sounds normal and routine to y'all? It's been bothering me on and off and I'm just not sure what to think.

Thanks <3

 

[Roland TB-303]

https://old.reddit.com/r/Transgender_Surgeries/comments/1c5kwov/eyebrow_not_moving_3_weeks_post_ffs/

My facial surgery went so well! I can’t move half my face but it went really well!!

Fkn lol, the delusion.

 

[Surfin Terf]

Polyamory Pride

I read why it looks how it looks, but I still don't get it.

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Blue: Represents openness and honesty between partners
Red: Represents love and passion
Black: Represents solidarity with those who must hide their polyamorous relationships
Pi: Represents the infinite options of partners available to polyamorous people, as well as the infinite nature of pi after the decimal The gold on the pi symbol can also represent a valuable emotional attachment to loved ones

The reason for the pi symbol is just that "poly" in Greek starts with a pi
πολλοί

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Notably, this tranny refers to his meat and vegs as 'galls' and 'gock'.

I fucking hate the term “gock” and believe that anyone using it deserves to be molested.

 

[behindyourightnow]

I like this one.

Dude troons out (again) and acts like a twat, shows some aggressive tendencies to his wife.

Wife kicks his ass out, while also receiving a referral to some clinics for some concerning health issues. But she has the AUDACITY to tell people about their divorce and his troonery. She's literal satan, guys.

Archive here

I was ready to come in and declare that this must be a TERF troll, because saying "My ex-wife keeps worrying about her cancer when she should be focused on ME" is just too on the nose even for an AGP. But he's been talking about the same subject in other comments and posts for at least a few months, and I've never seen a troll THAT devoted before, so I think it's real

Then a bunch of pooners giving the very manly suggestion to complain to the manager. Also the random retail manager etc is not going to be that sensitive and attuned to tranny shit. Asking someone if Oliver is their real name is not a grave offense outside of tranny Twitter.

Women yearn for the managers. It cannot be suppressed, no matter how much testosterone you take or how much of a manly dood king you try to be:

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Next time he brings it up say "can you come with me real quick?" And lead him straight to your manager with a complaint.
This is your name and what is this guy playing at asking you all sorts of ridiculous questions at work? Is what I would be saying to said manager

How do these girls not see the connection between "report this guy to the manager immediately for implying he knows I am trans" and "No one at work says anything about being trans, so I must pass 100%!!"

In the same fucking thread you are advocating harsh punishment for everyone who reveals they have noticed, and also assuming that the silence of others around you means no one has noticed?

At least one of them is slightly honest:

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That question feels like he clocked you. Especially if his home country is very binary and you don’t fit into that specifically.
Depending on where you are people may just see you presenting masc enough and not question your gender or identity.
I was “stealth” at work and suddenly we all got laid off. During the last day of work a coworker admitted he has a trans sister and he “knew” the whole time.
So people at work knew I was trans the whole time and were nice enough to know to keep to themselves and not say or ask anything.
I thought I was 100% passing, I wasn’t. My coworkers just actually behaved themselves.

 

[Billy Hargrove]

At least one of them is slightly honest:

lol in one of my classes we had what was basically a hon. There was no way you wouldn’t know he was a man. But we all called him Danielle and used she/her to be polite and not cause a scene. Do trannies really believe that people will scream “OH MY GOD YOU’RE A TRANNY” in their face at work? Goodness, the tism.

 

[stupid frog]

For the sake of my mental health, I’m going to assume this isn’t real. Fuck me.

It is real, they also take skin from foreign women for money, and he has a thread. AMHOLE.

 

[Fapcop]

LMAO whenever there is evidence that they don't pass they always go to the "people have been genuinely surprised when I tell them I'm trans!"
No shit, people fake that too. Or they're surprised that you thought it was a secret.

First comment "Is there a possibility they're trans themself, clocked you (we tend to clock each other easier), and was trying to carefully connect with you?"
OP replies "I don’t think so."

Gosh, it's almost like you can tell when someone's trans or not.

Then a bunch of pooners giving the very manly suggestion to complain to the manager. Also the random retail manager etc is not going to be that sensitive and attuned to tranny shit. Asking someone if Oliver is their real name is not a grave offense outside of tranny Twitter.

Pooner: “EXCUSE ME SIR, I’d like to make a report!”

Manager: “ (Sigh) What kind of report?”

Pooner: “Tra- eh.. Well… I was made UNCOMFORTABLE!!”

Manager: “In what way?”

Pooner: (Thinking hard about how to remain ‘stealth’ and the most masc way to complain about about feels.) “Well… Ehmm… The other day I was asked mhmm… About how I chose my eh… name?”

Manager: “Someone asked about how you got your name, did I get that right mis-…Oliver?”

Pooner: “YES!”

Manager: “I don’t quite understand, what’s the issue?”

Pooner: (Starting to feel the cold, clammy sweat of an approaching panic attack) “Well… I am eh, no problem… bu…”

Manager: “I’m sorry could you speak up?”

Pooner: “Eh… I SAID… I’m fine and all but if there’s a… I try to be a good ally… (STRESS SIGH) If there’s ever a trans employee, you know if one gets hired here, they may… It’s just a strange question! Someone may feel… ITS WEIRD!”

Manager: “I… See… Well, I’ll try and eh… Address it?”

Pooner: “I’m verybusyok thankyoufornyourtime!” (Speedwalks out to compose herself, tears starting to build behind the big, round pooner eyes.)

LATER THAT DAY ON REDDIT:

“I STOOD UP FOR MYSELF TODAY AT WORK AND IT FEELS HELLA EUPHORIC!”

 

[Maradontia]

Anyone else notice that “It gets better project”?

Guess it doesn’t!

Also getting creepy pred vibes from that 6 year old ballerina costume.

Making blood sacrifices to the It Gets Better Project.

 

[Surfin Terf]

How do these girls not see the connection between "report this guy to the manager immediately for implying he knows I am trans" and "No one at work says anything about being trans, so I must pass 100%!!"

I am just in sheer disbelief of these responses

A week ago a coworker asked the exact same to me! He asked: 'Is [name] your real name?' I was so shocked i didn't know what to say so i said 'no'. He responded with: 'Ah i thought so! What is your real name?' and since i was already going the kind of honesty road i said: 'i don't want to share it cause because of personal reasons i don't use that anymore' and all he said was: 'Oh alright then... you picked a nice new name!' It felt kinda innocent but i still can't help but wonder why he asked and if he clocked me...

Yeah, dood, it's a big mystery how he managed to realize you weren't born male. He thought you were just another guy with tits who collects dresses.



She believes in ghosts, and it's not even close to her biggest delusion

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Troons not only identifying with Buffalo Bill, but also justifying his actions. Surely he was only hurting from experiencing transmisogyny! What do stupid white women know about his experiences? It’s not just a horror movie for them!

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idk maybe im a pussy or whatever but man is it a smack in the face to see people whose perspective on Silence of the Lambs is like that is a fun beloved horror classic and not that its centered around virulent transmisogyny

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You can only brush over it if you look at buffalo bill and go "omg shes litearally me" otherwise i get to lock you in a room with a 40 year old white woman who thinks its a sin to watch horror movies

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my favorite movie, "there are people who want to be trans women but aren't, and psychologists have the ability to know which one someone is also would you fuck me id fuck me"

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i hate tme people so much

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I've only read the book, but I remember reading it as a young egg and going "yeah, I think this much murder seems like a fair and reasonable response to being baselessly denied transition, I can kind of see it" and I straight up did not realize how you were meant to view that character for nearly a decade later, because the concept that the intended reading was that horrendous just couldn't occur to me.
I miss feeling like that sometimes.

 

[PigFarm]

Clearly autistic troon just let's himself into someone's house. Since can tell he interrupted the occupants, he apologizes profusely and leaves.


Lol jk
He just stands there like a fucking tard, much to the ire of his friends bf. But it's OK cause his mom and friends said he was pretty (he's not)

 

[Fapcop]

Clearly autistic troon just let's himself into someone's house. Since can tell he interrupted the occupants, he apologizes profusely and leaves.


Lol jk
He just stands there like a fucking tard, much to the ire of his friends bf. But it's OK cause his mom and friends said he was pretty (he's not)

Pic related. He looks EXACTLY like you’d expect:



It doesn’t take a PHD in troonology nor deviant psychology to assume that this is the exact jacket/skirt he was wearing in the post, since we all know how troons and personal hygiene collide.

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

Clearly autistic troon just let's himself into someone's house. Since can tell he interrupted the occupants, he apologizes profusely and leaves.

Sometimes I think that trannydom is pushed by governments to get rid of autists. To have an alibi for sterilising them and removing them from the genepool.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I am just in sheer disbelief of these responses
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Yeah, dood, it's a big mystery how he managed to realize you weren't born male. He thought you were just another guy with tits who collects dresses.

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She believes in ghosts, and it's not even close to her biggest delusion
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Lil dood, if you do the pooner thing and pick a name no parent would ever give their child, you were clocked before anyone even met you. “What? You’re saying Atlas isn’t your original name?!”

(Also lol @ the boyfriend being bi. Sure he is.)

 

[stupid frog]

Sometimes I think that trannydom is pushed by governments to get rid of autists. To have an alibi for sterilising them and removing them from the genepool.

100% some of the people pushing it are doing it for that reason. I can't take the black pill that it's their main goal yet. But governments do hate their plebs.

 

[Cuckoman]

the blue/red/black flag with the yellow pi symbol on the bottom row, second from left. It fascinates me. What is it supposed to represent?

Just a different type of pedophile pervert.
What we really need is a flag to represent dead faggots.

 

[stupid frog]

Just a different type of pedophile pervert.
What we really need is a flag to represent dead faggots.

It's the same flag when they're dead.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

I thought I was 100% passing, I wasn’t. My coworkers just actually behaved themselves.

Interesting phrasing here. Note the control element. Tranny pleased at their coworkers ‘behaving themselves’, like some sort of psychological bossparentdictator. Obviously annoyed that the coworkers didn’t actually believe the lies, but focusing on the apparent positives: they got an entire workspace to lie to themselves and everyone else through fear of repercussions. That’s some sick glee. Trannies always tell on themselves.

Pic related. He looks EXACTLY like you’d expect:

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It doesn’t take a PHD in troonology nor deviant psychology to assume that this is the exact jacket/skirt he was wearing in the post, since we all know how troons and personal hygiene collide.

How did he get into some random’s house? And how did he get out without getting shot or battered to a pulp? I see some random in my house and they’re getting the shit kicked out of them, anvil chin or not.

Call me overly suspicious, but was this really a random house? Or was it the house of someone he has a fixation on, or who’s given him stink eye/refused his advances/refused to call him Clarissa Sparkleflaps?

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

there have always been very spergy girls who sperg intensely about more female interests like horses and idk Victorian literature. There's less opportunities to show them off in competitions, perhaps.

Mallory Ortberg is a good example, she became a top quirky writer at an aggressively quirky women's website The Toast where she sperged about her special interests (Jane Eyre and the Bronte sisters and shit), even going as far as releasing a real book called Texts from Jane Eyre. What she did was just as obsessive as what chess autists do, but it manifests differently, and not in formal competition. She was still top sperg dog among that type of woman for quite a while.