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I’ve never heard anyone under the age of 80 refer to a woman as a “doll” before.
Congrats on not knowing any homos:lol: Though as others said, they do seem likelier to call themselves dolls versus actual women, the implication of artificial being better is obvious. Drag queens and HSTSs both use the term a lot. I have also heard them more rarely use it for actual women, both the traditional "she's such a doll" meaning she's sweet, but generally referring to an ingroup ie “one of the dolls”. The latter group is almost always hyper-feminine and/or ridiculously surgically enhanced ones since that's all they understand. It’s nothing a sane person would take as a compliment.
 
It seems to be something trannies refer to themselves as in some circles, particularly if their background is in a particular sort of "work". Escorts and other sorts of prostitutes have a warped view of normal sexuality not least of all because prostitution is an inherently abusive system regardless of how consenting the work is but because johns are literally the lowest dregs of the male (and sometimes female) class. So of course, the guys they come across and hear about are going to be cheaters into degen shit.
There are no female johns, period. This topic has been discussed to death on the Farms, but essentially it boils down to "no escort can sell the kind of experience a woman, straight or lesbian, wants".

Watch this inteview with porn actor/former gay-for-pay escort on Soft White Underbelly:


At roughly 2:40 into the interview he explains the situation. Mark Laita asks "as an escort for men"? and the guy laughs saying "women don't pay for sex".

If anyone claims to have female clients, they're lying.
 
Lol! OHNOES lil pooner!
What an incredibly fembrained way to react. Even when they’re having autistic meltdowns, these chicks can’t help but act as the most stereotypical caricature of a woman.


Lolwut?! Because she’s fat?!
So I took a peek at the post history and of course, the post is deleted.

But found some interesting stuff.
They've been together 20 years so this doesn't seem like some little confused 20 year old who's running into doors crying. It should be a full fledged adult.

The OP is legally blind but still has to do much of the chores because pooner gets too overwhelmed from the aUtiSm.

Op thinks it's normal to just attack people if they tap your shoulder from behind. TRauMa.

The best part is that before it was all deleted, OP gets into a slap fight with the legal reddit over how they video/audio record their interactions with the hospital. Legal was telling them the hospital can ask them to gtfo if they show up with a camera in the doctors faces. So there's absolutely more to the story.

Tldr fat middle aged blind chick is fucking an even fatter middle aged pooner who gets sad when they have to vacuum
 
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He claims to be an escort. I’m still 50/50 on whether or not this is an elaborate troll, but assuming he is real, I believe this backstory, because it explains the persistent sexual overconfidence in spite of his obvious desperation.
Pervert bloke defending pervert blokes, just another day ending in y. Women know fine well what men are like, once they’ve been around a few in the world. They only have to see the kind of porn blokes go nuts for to know. It’s hardly a secret.

Blokes will fuck anything. Not all blokes, but some bloke somewhere will fuck literal roadkill, inanimate objects, and yeah, crazy men with mangled genitals and ridiculous female costumes on. It’s called a perversion for a reason.

Would the majority of blokes choose a tranny over a women? Of course not. Fuckin’ shame, maybe the trannies would leave the poor lezzers alone then. Dee Snyder over here is just gutted he’s the bit on the side and never the main dish, like every slapper, only he’s raging worse because he knows exactly how it feels to be on the other side. He knows the way blokes look down on hookers and one night stands. And like hookers who say they like it, he claims he’s being paid so he’s the winner. Give it a few years when his arsehole is blown out, he’s been robbed and beaten by a few johns, and he’s too old for anyone but the dirtiest of old men. He knows. He knows exactly what’s coming to him. It’s why he’s trying to enjoy what he feels is winning right now.

Trannies are so hate-filled and sad, man.
 
Troon gets enormous bolt-ons, gets weirded out when people stare.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
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Everything was fine until he fell down the gender rabbit hole, and now he's spiraling. And I'd bet money that the "gender euphoria of being a woman" is AGP. Like all addicts, it will never be enough, he'll never be feminine 'enough', and he knows this. So all he can do is turn to the hugbox for sweet lies to soothe him.
 
Troon gets enormous bolt-ons, gets weirded out when people stare.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
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I'd like to file this under "Things a Troon wish had happened" He looks like what he is a middle-aged man with laughable fake tits. No one looked at him except in shock, horror, and to laugh.
 
Troon gets enormous bolt-ons, gets weirded out when people stare.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
He isn't weirded out, he's flattered and turned on. He's only phrasing it that way so that he can boast to all of the other attention-whore trannies and be able to turn around and play dumb if/when he's called out for being a braggart.

The real L here is his seeming obliviousness to the fact that people are obviously staring because he looks like a perverted freak.
 
Do these women truly believe that their transphobic husbands will openly admit that they like to suck dick or get fucked in the ass by the dolls?
Yes, some closeted gays (or just very porn sick degens) want to fuck and discard troons. Wow, what an accomplishment. That faggot troon sure showed the dumb TERFs.
 
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Skeet Hansen's newest video has him delivering pizza to a trans predator.


I know, I know. The phrase 'trans predator' is a redundancy.
 
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Like all addicts, it will never be enough, he'll never be feminine 'enough', and he knows this. So all he can do is turn to the hugbox for sweet lies to soothe him.
And try to justify mutilating kids. Trannies fucking love the "forcing a kid to go through the wrong puberty is abuse", which this guy brings up despite admitting that pre HRT he was perfectly content with his life.
 
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He claims to be an escort. I’m still 50/50 on whether or not this is an elaborate troll, but assuming he is real, I believe this backstory, because it explains the persistent sexual overconfidence in spite of his obvious desperation.
Don’t, like, half of all troons claim to be sex workers though? He could be telling the truth, but IMO, the more likely story is that this is just another part of his coomer fantasy. “I’m so sexy and feminine that men will pay to fuck me!”
 
Don’t, like, half of all troons claim to be sex workers though? He could be telling the truth, but IMO, the more likely story is that this is just another part of his coomer fantasy. “I’m so sexy and feminine that men will pay to fuck me!”
To be fair I do believe that there is a market for trans prostitutes. I doubt it's a very reaffirming one though, like this idea they have that straight men secretly pine for them. More likely is that their market consists of repressing gay men, who internally justify their homosexuality with "well, he looks a bit like a woman when I'm drunk enough, so it's totally not gay!!".
 
I'd like to file this under "Things a Troon wish had happened" He looks like what he is a middle-aged man with laughable fake tits. No one looked at him except in shock, horror, and to laugh.
I love the implied 'teehee, I wonder why all the men are staring at me!' while cooming because he's getting attention because of his bolt ons (I like that term). Also the other trope of 'male attention', but not THAT kind of male attention! Narcgasm anonymous anyone?
 
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My man here lost a whole organ from taking horse piss but will still carry on obviously.

Huh, maybe this is what's happening when they talk about "period pain." I thought they were just lying (and probably most of them are) but the idea that troons across the nation are suffering from cholecystitis and writing it off as magical periods is very funny, so I choose to believe it.

IIRC being obese and having a poor diet high in refined carbs are big risk factors, so most troons are probably half gallstone by body weight.

Thread tax: Woman cries about people noticing she's a woman, even though she's wearing masculine clothes. Which apparently turn you into a man now.

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How dare you bigots judge a person according to who they are, rather than their clothing? Don't you know women wear frilly dresses and if you don't wear a frilly dress you can't be a woman?

And of course, like all terminally online NLOGs, she manages to embody every negative feminine stereotype imaginable, down to the fibromyalgia, Tumblr-speak, and whiny existential passivity:

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Another manly man to finish up. Fellas, don't you just love doing SO much adulting and then relaxing with an animu romance comic?

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Huh, maybe this is what's happening when they talk about "period pain." I thought they were just lying (and probably most of them are) but the idea that troons across the nation are suffering from cholecystitis and writing it off as magical periods is very funny, so I choose to believe it.
I've always assumed it's placebo. They start having some vague abdominal discomfort and of course that means they're on their period, and since they're men, they will never know what it's actually like.
 
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