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Geraldine said:
The worst part is not knowing
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The casual “no surgeries really, just had my balls cut off” + the casual mention of not showering for three days and running errands. And the hospice wife. Feels like a subtle troll? Can’t tell.

Still, can always depend on the comments to even be more delusional the op.

“ IMO no, and TBH it's very unlikely someone is gendering you correctly out of "politeness", they're simply just reading you as female and that's that”

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Nick Obre said:
Cry for attention unsuccessful
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There was a rare success story someone posted on Reddit about letting their very autistic cousin troon out. Basically the family didn’t give him positive or negative attention. Avoided using pronouns or any names (real or fake) to refer to him. Ignored him when he would come downstairs in a dress or whatever and pretended like nothing was happening. Took like a year but the autistic kid finally gave it up and they suspected the lack of reaction /attention was a big part of it.
 
No Bitches Syndrome(NBS) said:
To be fair, they're probably not a troon. Based on what I've read they were born as some genetic fuck-up with DSD and stuck with female primary sex characteristics and partially male secondary sex development. Same with the taiwanese boxer a weight class down. Terrible shit to be born with, especially in a place like Algeria.
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Yes they are both DSD aka genetically failed males. What's an evil genius plan is to make them participate just right in time when people are still confused about all the trans-in-sport shit.
 
Baraka Obama said:
If I ever elect to chop my balls off just before my wife is on her death bed watching me walking around in her dresses and her makeup
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This guy couldn't even do the decent thing and wait six months; she's on hospice. He's going to have a whole closet of free lady clothes soon, but he had to make sure she knows all about it, before she's no longer lucid.
 
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I am stealing this whenever this is spouted.
 
Road Work Ahead said:
I've always assumed it's placebo. They start having some vague abdominal discomfort and of course that means they're on their period, and since they're men, they will never know what it's actually like.
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Every troon that claims to have period cramps should be forced to wear one of those menstrual/pregnancy cramp simulators, I want to see them get BTFO’d when they realize the pain is nothing like their diarrhea sweats.
Nick Obre said:
Cry for attention unsuccessful
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You love to see it.

My friend has the best response for gender fuckery: if someone tells him their pronouns, he replies, “Sure.” If they ask him for his pronouns, he just goes, “No thanks.” It’s polite yet disinterested, most of the time they have no idea how to continue and leave him alone.
 
That tranny's story reminds me of something I saw a few months ago. I was watching a live stream of a Youtuber, and he had on a friend, and I almost turned it off because this guy is the worst. He's a heterosexual white guy who desperately wants to be a victim I think so he can blame all his failures in life on it and not himself. So, he does the coming out to his southern conservative family as bisexual thing and here's the caveat he's married to a woman and it's not an open marriage meaning being bi if he even is means nothing because he's not going to be acting on it. But he wants the pats on the back from the alphabet crowd and he wanted his family discourse to cry to the alphabet crowd about unfortunately for him his family didn't oblige. His family had the same response as the tranny's family "Whatever it's your life" and he was complaining about their response just like this troon did about how lackluster their response was and it was because although he didn't say it, they robbed him of his spotlight. They either want a love fest when they come out or a shitshow either way they get to be in the spotlight of the drama. I don't think I've ever seen time when society has produced so many narcissistic people.
 
behindyourightnow said:
Another manly man to finish up. Fellas, don't you just love doing SO much adulting and then relaxing with an animu romance comic?

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Do you notice what is absent on her adulting list? Having a job.

I was once unemployed for nearly a year, and the above is what happens--the magnification and grandification of small things that normal adults do in their lunch break because they are at work the rest of the time. This seems like the kind of person who says 'I'm booked up Tuesday because I'm picking up something at the post office'.
 
Miriam Margoyles said:
"No, no, actually, it was really nice, I made lots of money and he was a really good kisser."
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I can sort of understand that someone sells, you know, the mechanics of sex for money. It’s transactional, not sexual (for the seller, at least). But a kiss is intimate on another level, or am I just being middle aged and not gay again?

Sounds more like he hooked up with someone and got paid than true and honest prostitution to me. But they don’t call me Methuselah for nothing, I guess.
 
Geraldine said:
Troon diagnoses psychopaths ay work.
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I'm not sure I'm understanding the issue here. There was no implicit accusation in the email, it only said 'X happened, please don't do X'. It's addressed to 'everyone', so presumably it was CC'd to all of the employees and not just sent to this troon specifically.

Is the troon taking umbrage at this a tacit admission that it was them that smeared the shit on the toilets? I can think of no other reason why someone would read that and interpret it as a personal attack or accusation. Or do they think this was an act of deliberate vandalism intended to make them feel unwelcome? Well there are far easier ways of doing that to troons, like saying certain words in their presence or often by merely existing.

I suspect this is just a case of Hanlon's Razor being blunt because people leave horrific messes in bathrooms all the fucking time. Attributing this to deliberate malice rather than people just being retards is the finest example of 'trannies most effected' I've seen in a while- what sane person would see some shit on a toilet and automatically jump to the conclusion that it was intended as an attack on them?
 
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Miriam Margoyles said:
I, of course, didn't think that this was the time or the place to be making that admission and very much did NOT want him to elaborate, so I just said, "That's sad," with as much fake sympathy as I could muster, and went back to painting my Chaos warriors. He seemed rather upset by my reaction, and was like, "No, no, actually, it was really nice, I made lots of money and he was a really good kisser."
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You should have said, "Whatever."
 
Syikeblade said:
Pooner's complaining about how MTF's treat them.
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I don't know why this is a surprise to anybody. It's not hard to imagine troons resenting pooners for having what they crave (being biologically female) handed to them by the happenstance of their birth, but willingly throwing it away. We've seen many times just how truly misogynistic troons can be to normal women, it's not a stretch to see why would they hate pooners too.

Resentfulness, envy and hatred are foundational components of trannyism.

I love how most of the replies are "We shouldn't be infighting! It's us against the 'phobes!" despite the fact that you couldn't have 2 trannies alone in a room for longer than 30 seconds without them falling out and fighting about something retarded.
 
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Pooner's complaining about how MTF's treat them. It's so funny how pooner's will defend them no matter what they do and whine about how mean they are the next minute.

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Poonerism really is a perfect exercise in doublethink.

1: Transmen are men.
2: The patriarchy always looks out for men.
3: Patriarchy is responsible for misogyny.
4: Transmen are also victims of misogyny.

Orwell would think it’s too crazy to put in a book.
 
SnergenFlergen said:
I love how most of the replies are "We shouldn't be infighting! It's us against the 'phobes!" despite the fact that you couldn't have 2 trannies alone in a room for longer than 30 seconds without them falling out and fighting about something retarded.
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Or raping each other.
 
AfghanBlue said:
There is a market for transwoman prostitutes, it totally dries up when they get the chop though. Ditto porn.
Make of that what you will.
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In the Porn and Porncows thread, there was a link to a (novella length) essay by David Foster Wallace about covering the 1998 Adult Video News Awards. There was a passage that seems pretty relevant:

Mr. John “Buttman” Stagliano—CEO of Evil Angel Inc., a man described by US News & World Report as “the nation’s leading director of hard-core videos”—not only has publicly announced testing positive for HIV but has identified the infection’s vector as a transsexual prostitute in São Paulo with whom Stagliano had unprotected anal intercourse in 1995. He’s anxious that people not get the wrong idea: “I am not particularly interested in guys, but I am interested in dicks. Forbidden taboos lead to all sorts of neurotic behavior, which leads to me being fucked in the ass without a rubber.”
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It reinforces my belief that the appeal of transsexuals to men is for guys that are into women, but also like dick stuff. I'd imagine that it's one of those 'this is as close as I can get' deals, and the ideal would be a real life futanari with a woman's body and face and voice and a working penis.

Not surprising that men who are interested in transsexuals would be less interested in someone with an amhole - there's nothing it does better than a vagina and a lot of things it does worse.
 
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