📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Jacques1194]

Everyone! Its time for another round of trannies failing to define women. So now they have to appeal to "gotcha" tactics. Such as "Can you define the color red?" Checkmate!

 

[Stan]

Everyone! Its time for another round of trannies failing to define women. So now they have to appeal to "gotcha" tactics. Such as "Can you define the color red?" Checkmate!
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It’s a dumb gotcha. Red light has a wavelength between 620-750nm. Any shorter than that and it appears yellow, and if it is longer than that and it’s no longer visible light.
This is like peak post modern tranny logic. Color is now socially constructed.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

Everyone! Its time for another round of trannies failing to define women. So now they have to appeal to "gotcha" tactics. Such as "Can you define the color red?" Checkmate!
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"I came up with a good response". Receipts needed.

The best part is that you can literally just read out the dictionary definition:

a color whose hue resembles that of blood or of the ruby or is that of the long-wave extreme of the visible spectrum

 

[Hepativore]

I bet the based kid clocked the dude and went online to look up shit about Troons and found this banger
DilateTrannySong.mp4
Dilate Tranny.

I have been looking for this since YouTube took it down for being "transphobic" much like they did with Foundring's original YWNBAW song.

One of these days I hope that there will be a video platform that is a viable alternative to YouTube that does not explicitly fellate tranny cock/stinkditch/rotdog.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Who the fuck leaves their kids with a tranny?

 

[Procrastinhater]

I have been looking for this since YouTube took it down for being "transphobic" much like they did with Foundring's original YWNBAW song.

One of these days I hope that there will be a video platform that is a viable alternative to YouTube that does not explicitly fellate tranny cock/stinkditch/rotdog.

Cosmo losing his shit in the corner just makes it complete.

Stay mad trannies hyuck

 

[Susanna]

Can any medfags explain why this is? I've seen it used so much with troon shit that's it's become synonymous in my head with "not informed", but what's it supposed to be? Is it only "gender science" where it means the opposite of what it sounds like or is it always pretty much a hand waving form like a terms of service?

The doctor is supposed to explain "You will most likely lose all sexual function, studies have shown it drastically increases suicide rates, please read this thread on Kiwifarms showing what the outcomes can be" etc, and the patient then signs a paper that says he's not allowed to sue anyone when all the things he was warned about happen.
Whether troon doctors just skip that whole explanation bit and only present the form to sign, or whether the troon chooses to ignore all the horribleness because he's too pornsick to understand that actions have consequences is unknown to me, you'll have to find a de-tranny to ask.

 

[grenouille crétine]

Is it only "gender science" where it means the opposite of what it sounds like or is it always pretty much a hand waving form like a terms of service?

Bad form from everybody, but probably legal? Again, not a burger.

so the risk-benefit assessment gets all skewed in their minds in favor of getting the surgery.

The term “male/female puberty” gets used for the hormone bit, and that seems like it should be pretty illegal. I mean, all of it should be, but that in particular is nauseating. By definition one cannot go through the puberty of the opposite sex (but of course, you ARE a Real Boi/Gorl). Not sure if they tell adults that too (lots of 50-year-old men talking about breast buds like the pedos they are) but at the very least Burgerland doctors do verbatim tell kids they will go through opposite-sex puberty. I wish I had the Bell v Tavistock details better memorized to know what they told her in the UK, sorry but not going down that rabbit hole right now.

Prisha Mosley’s lawsuit is moving forward and she’s an example of someone who was definitely in no state to “consent”. She has referenced the “male puberty” line in (other) hearings multiple times. (Archive)

My body aches every day. My muscles burn and my bones ache. I was promised male puberty, and instead, I got menopause. I may not ever get to have children now.

you'll have to find a de-tranny to ask.

I can only speak for myself and reference Prisha’s case above, but I think it’s a mix of childish magical thinking, severe mental illness inhibiting clear decision making, and outright grooming, for the young ones anyway. No idea how adult “informed consent” goes but probably not dissimilar, if they can get away with saying that shit to kids.

Edit for typos.

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

Aside: "Gender reveal" parties are achingly stupid. I think it's mainly an American thing. The rest of the world just has expectant parents say 'we are having a boy' or 'we are having a girl' and don't hold a fucking party about it.

It's not really a traditional American thing either. It started as a social media trend because of a couple who kept having miscarriages before they even knew what the baby's sex is, but then influencers saw an excuse to consoom and get attention and it took off. I've never known someone offline who had one though, normal people just have a baby shower and hang pink or blue balloons (Ironically, I can remember when it was trendy to not ask the baby's sex so it would be a surprise, and people complained about that).

 

[Hepativore]

It's not really a traditional American thing either. It started as a social media trend because of a couple who kept having miscarriages before they even knew what the baby's sex is, but then influencers saw an excuse to consoom and get attention and it took off. I've never known someone offline who had one though, normal people just have a baby shower and hang pink or blue balloons (Ironically, I can remember when it was trendy to not ask the baby's sex so it would be a surprise, and people complained about that).

When I first heard about "gender reveal parties" I thought they were celebrations for people coming out as "trans". I had no idea that it was mostly people revealing if their pregnancy is a boy or a girl.

However, the former was not too far off the mark with the euphoria that troons/pooners project as they evangelize the doctrine of the trans cult.

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

I can only speak for myself and reference Prisha’s case above, but I think it’s a mix of childish magical thinking, severe mental illness inhibiting clear decision making, and outright grooming, for the young ones anyway. No idea how adult “informed consent” goes but probably not dissimilar, if they can get away saying that shit to kids.

Informed consent for adults isn't much better. Doctors verbally promise the world, the forms that people sign say otherwise. Doctors are a business.

One of my doctors (not involved with this) is pretty open about how other doctors will promise all sorts of bullshit to make money.

 

[Gondolindrim]

Nothing is stopping the troons from getting together and organising sleepovers on their own. They’re girls, right, so it’ll be exactly the same.

One thing I've always found fascinating with online trans peeps is that as much as they talk about solidarity and organizing, the vast majority of them seem to avoid each other like the plague.

 

[Fungible penis]

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They always sound like they are listing off issues the mechanic found with their car.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

It's kinda sad but also funny when transmen wake up to the realization why transmen are more likely to detrans. You get all of that support but once you pass as a man women will treat you like they treat ugly or short men and label you a potential rapist and would rather be eaten by a bear

 

[Izdaja Slika]

It's kinda sad but also funny when transmen wake up to the realization why transmen are more likely to detrans. You get all of that support but once you pass as a man women will treat you like they treat ugly or short men and label you a potential rapist and would rather be eaten by a bear

You'd think male pattern baldness and being treated like a predator would be gender-affirming euphoria.

Why can't these men be more like women? Specifically trans women, who get total gender euphoria from being wolf-whistled/groped/raped by packs of horny cishet men and it happens every time they go out and five times on weekends.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

I don't care because he keeps using the word "clit" to refer to his Cronenberg nub and therefore deserves to die.

No way, he deserves to live with every minute of that crotch origami monstrosity lol a man who cut his dick off and thinks he can get a replacement “clit” from the wrist should enjoy the full experience

 

[Izdaja Slika]

This isn't someone posting their own L online (it's a police cam video), but enjoy Amanda, a testosterone-raged FtM who thinks she can physically confront and goad a male police officer. Of course her born-again trans name is Jaden. Of fucking course.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8lrEzoT4Dk

Watch from 20:41 for full context (Jaden making endless threats to the ex-husband of the lesbian she is currently shacked up with), or from 24:54 to get straight to the action of a fat woman skinwalking as an awkward but violently angry 14 year old boy.

As far as police cam arrests go it's better than average but it would have been chef's kiss material if she'd also been a "sovereign citizen" "travelling" in her car and the police take out the driver's side window.

 

[glad vlad]

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Oof. These always get me. Imagine you’re a nerd woman and you marry a nerd man. He’s kind of autistic and he sometimes says weird stuff about sex, but you have children, you have a family, life is pretty okay.

Then one day when he’s about 40 he tells you that he’s actually a woman and you are actually a lesbian and day by day you get sucked further into a nightmare.



A lot of the time I am a cold terf and I don’t give a shit that these people made bad choices. But this guy is such a clear autistic AGP. The way he rushed forward into insane genital reconfiguration surgery without even meeting with his surgeon, the way he specifically chose doctors who didn’t require hair removal (would take too long and he needs his vagina NOW)..!!!!! These are huge indications that this is a fetishist in the grip of an all consuming sexual obsession.

That is the part that makes me feel a little bit bad, ironically. Because the medical system should be able to recognize that this is a person of profoundly impaired judgement.

Tldr fuck this pervert, but also it’s deranged that in clownworld he was able to get a surgeon to even entertain the idea of this butchery. Some SS doctor working in a nazi camp would be like “Whoa whoa whoa what’s the rush? Let’s at least figure out where we’re putting the urethra.”

 

[batteredpancakes]

An Enby TiF I posted about on the Troon Dungeons thread has a great L post on how she's upset that her autistic MTF "girlfriend" had bottom surgery.
Link | Archive

Spoiler: My gf had bottom surgery and I feel like such a transphobic asshole

*Triggering*

Edit: I want to say thank you to everyone that commented This community is incredibly welcoming and your kind and understanding comments mean the world to me. Just having people say "We see you; and we see your struggles and it sounds really fucking hard. And you're not alone and there's others who feel like you".
That is such a kind thing to do for someone.
I'm also really thankful for everyone that commented more negative comments. They were all really respectful and coming from a kind place and I really really apreciate that.
I had a really important talk with my gf this evening and it went really well. We've had one of the nicest evenings we've had in a while and I feel so much calmer and better about the situation right now
Thank you so much everyone!

My girlfriend (mtf, 21) and I (nb, 22) have has such a hard time since her bottom surgery.

We met when she was a year on hrt and our love story felt like a movie. I had never been in love before and the feelings hit me like a goddamn truck. It became obvious just a few weeks in that i had borderline personality disorder just because of how emotionally strongly i reacted to our relationship.

I've been trying to get therapy for 2 years now but the German health care system is completely overwhelmed ever since covid and it's been a huge fight to get help. It'll probably be another few months til I can finally get real therapy.

About 9 months into our relationship I had the realization that I didn't want her to have bottom surgery. I really wanted everything to stay the way it was, as i was happy for the first time like...ever? I wish I would've told her then but i felt like such an asshole for thinking that and hoped it would just go away.

When the call came that she would have surgery soon it felt like the start of a long nightmare for me. She was so happy, everyone was so excited for her, and she didn't even think about the possibility that it would be hard for me or that i might not want this. Obviously not! She did this for herself and I'm supposed to be a supportive partner that loves her no matter what.

I tried really hard to bury the feelings but as the date came closer i completely deteriorated. We tried talking but I had missed my window to just straight up say "i don't want this, thats why im freaking out so much." I tried to communicate my feelings to her as best i could but ended up hurting her and saying the wrong things because obviously she wants me to be on board!! She wants me to love her as she is and she wants me to love the person she is becoming.

I feel like such a horrible person for having these thoughts and feelings. I thought id love her no matter what! I took huge pride in being a really educated partner when it came to trans issues. I had friends who had horrible experiences while dating and i felt so good about myself for not being one of those horrible experiences. Now i HAVE become one of those horrible experiences.

I've tried to get to the bottom of why I'm having such a had time with this and this is what i've come up with so far:

1. My own dysphoria. My own gender identity is a huge MESS. I think i also started loving her because when we met, hers was kind of as well. She had been out for a while but still hadn't really found her stride when it came to gender expression. I relate to that a lot and i loved that about her i think...Now she's a lot further along in her transition than I am and i think i feel abandoned and left behind.It doesn't feel like there's ever gonna be a way for me to be as visibly trans as her and I'm always gonna be perceived as a cis female.I feel like i'm never gonna understand the trans experience and am doomed to always watch from the outside because i can't have surgery like her.
2. My sexuality is a huge HUGE mess as well.It feels like I feel differently everyday about wether i like women or men or both or neither.I always thought I'd know when i fell in love for the first time but here we are.I also experienced my fair share of trauma so there's also THAT blocking me from figuring it all out. When we met I thought i had finally figured out that i identified as a lesbian.
3. I started really liking her dick... At first it was a little scary to me but then I started really really liking it. It's just so cute? It's like the cutest little thing and i absolutely fell in love with it. I liked making it happy and I liked looking at it and I liked how it made me perceive her.I feel like nobody understands wtf i'm talking about when i say that.
4. I liked how she "looked nonbinary" when we met. I'm aware that doesn't really make sense but I'm trying to say that i liked how she looked kind of in-between genders in a polite way.I actually loved that about her. I worked really hard inside myself to perceive her as female when we met because i could tell my brain wasn't really there yet. Now after surgery i've realized that even though i tried so hard, i still kind of perceived her as not really female before surgery. I perceived her as...idek...non binary i guess? like a man but definitely not a man and that was what turned me on just thinking about her. Im terrified i liked her as a man the whole time and am just lying to myself about that. I'm terrified I'm a chaser. actually i think i might be a chaser. Just admitting that makes my cry so hard because i want to be a good person. And i want to be a good girlfriend and i want to not be a transphobic asshole that reduces her to her body but i think i might be.

She turned me on so much before surgery. Now it's different... it's a little over half a year post op and i thought i'd have adjusted by now. I thought i'd get over it and I'd stop missing her penis and i'd stop lying awake at night crying.But I still miss how it was. I miss our sex and I miss how she made me feel.I hate myself for making this all about me and not being able to just put all those feelings behind me and just love HER as the person she IS.

Right after her surgery I was hospitalized by the nurses that cared for her because i was so unstable and that led to the worst psych ward experience i've had so far. Obviously that didn't help.

We've talked a lot since then and figured out a lot of stuff. I realized I was trying to make her conform to my idea of what kind of woman she was supposed to be and that my own dysphoria was a huge part of this all. But i still miss her dick.

Her vagina and I are just not becoming friends.

It's been over half a year and we tried having sex a few times and some were okay...but except for 2 times they always ended in tears because something happened, i said something wrong and/or did something wrong that made her feel really horrible which no WONDER with all the horrible feelings and thoughts insinde of me.

I feel SO alone. I feel SO fucked up. I feel SO evil. I don't know what to do.

I think i just really want someone to tell me that it's going to be okay and that what i feel is somehow normal.

 

[JED]

They don't have to flay an arm or a leg, theres also the Metroidoplasty clits, where the Pooner takes such an extreme and toxic dose of Testosterone it works as a mutagen on the female body and causes their clits to turn into something resembling a female Spotted Hyena.
The Fleshcrafters then take a scalpel to it and try to turn...
Or how about Cetrulo's Delayed Abdominal where he grows a trunk out of the Pooners belly and then tries to... yeah you're right.
Nothing positive.
Its all beyond fucked up and the Fleshcrafters that do these butcheries and the Splicers that pay to have it done should both be locked up.

Let me know if I've been ninja'd since it's good to add so people know how horrifying e en a "minor" procedure is, but they do super-metroidplasty or whatever by removing the outer labia and parts of the clitoral hood. It's literally removing parts of the organ just to make the clit more visible so they can pretend it's a micropenis.