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Lotsa luck, Abdul. :P
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Candidate No 7 said:
This is The Pissed Off Lawyer, by the way, and I for one can't believe she turns out not to have a sense of humour:

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Sometimes, pooners make themselves clockable because the male presentation they are aiming for is mismatched with their actual life/career/personality.

Like this person here is supposed to be a high IQ lawyer. She should be wearing a well-fitted suit and trying to looking professional and credible. Yet she's cosplaying as a chav. It's as if she's failed to pick the correct type of male to study and skinwalk.
 
Adrenochrome Dreams said:
Sometimes, pooners make themselves clockable because the male presentation they are aiming for is mismatched with their actual life/career/personality.

Like this person here is supposed to be a high IQ lawyer. She should be wearing a well-fitted suit and trying to looking professional and credible. Yet she's cosplaying as a chav. It's as if she's failed to pick the correct type of male to study and skinwalk.
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Yeah they are always fixated on certain very specific stereotypes of masculinity, noticeably I think the ones were the social coding is still very dichotomous between men and women. A pooner in a suit just looks like a preppy lesbian, like Hannah Gadsby. The visual coding needs to be as strong as possible, but they miss the actual culture of the masculinity they are appropriating,
 
Mellow Malevolent said:
Yeah they are always fixated on certain very specific stereotypes of masculinity, noticeably I think the ones were the social coding is still very dichotomous between men and women. A pooner in a suit just looks like a preppy lesbian, like Hannah Gadsby. The visual coding needs to be as strong as possible, but they miss the actual culture of the masculinity they are appropriating,
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Exactly like TiMs who should — according to their age and professions — be dressing like middle-aged Target-shopping women, yet they all decide to dress like hookers or 90’s alt teens.
 
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Third World Aristocrat said:
The human body sure doesn’t like chronic open wounds. One open ulcer left for a long time can degenerate to a cancerous wound (Marjolin Ulcer) because of the constant cell division trying to heal the wound.

This social-medical experiment that these Trannies are jumping into without long term studies is just crazy. Using exogenous hormones for a long time can also lead to cancer. There will be a new field of specialization in the medical industry just to deal with the aftermath complications of this craze.

I don’t doubt that in the future this period of time will be compared to the radium craze of the 1930s.
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Cancer still isn’t enough to make trannies themselves rethink their choices. There was that pooner who thought she had some kind of vulvar cancer, and wanted to hide it from the doctors and continue taking T because she’d “rather die a man”. And that troon who developed malignant cells in his rotpocket and called it “cervical cancer”, very affirming!

Even if the rational majority outlaws the medical shit in some decades, there’ll still be a group of faggots somewhere lamenting that they didn’t grow up in the 2020s and will never get free dick chops.
 
Vi0l3t said:
4 inches is deep for cis.. blah blah blah these trannies are so fucking tarded about women bodies its hilarious.
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The 4 inches thing has to come from that regurgitated factoid about size not being a big deal because 4 inches is “enough to feel pleasurable.” You see it repeated in every single dick size discussion, and these autists interpreted it to mean “a vagina is just a 4 inch deep hole, just like my gaping wound.”
A simple Google search would tell you that a vagina is on average 4 inches deep WHEN UNAROUSED. During sex it stretches to accommodate up to 8 inches. You’d think this would be common sense, because y’know, that’s where a fucking baby is pushed out of. It kinda needs to be stretchable.

They constantly manage to unintentionally clock themselves as coombrained straight men, it’s incredible.

ETA: @Mybrotherisabrickhon your reply made me realize another thing; pooners literally do the same, but in reverse. They think because an erect penis size is a certain length, then it only makes sense to have their rot-dog be the same, forget flaccid size it doesn’t matter! For a group of people “born in the wrong body” they sure seem to be severely ignorant about the sex they’re trying to cosplay. Yaddi yadda, pornsick/yaoi coomer virgins.
 
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RandallBoggs said:
The 4 inches thing has to come from that regurgitated factoid about size not being a big deal because 4 inches is “enough to feel pleasurable.” You see it repeated in every single dick size discussion, and these autists interpreted it to mean “a vagina is just a 4 inch deep hole, just like my gaping wound.”
A simple Google search would tell you that a vagina is on average 4 inches deep WHEN UNAROUSED. During sex it stretches to accommodate up to 8 inches. You’d think this would be common sense, because y’know, that’s where a fucking baby is pushed out of. It kinda needs to be stretchable.

They constantly manage to unintentionally clock themselves as coombrained straight men, it’s incredible.
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It's stupid, a simple Google search also says that the average penis length is around 5 inches erect, so that means every woman is just in excruciating pain in any average sexual encounter or something? It's like these men have never had sex with a real woman in their entire lives
 
Procrastinhater said:
I seriously cannot understand how these Troons can't make the cognitive leap.
Lesbians are never going to be interested in them because Lesbians are not attracted to men.
No, not even crossdressing eunuchs.
It's a fucking simple concept.
By definition, they will never find a single Lesbian who is attracted to them, because if they were, they wouldn't be Lesbians.
The best they can hope for is chasers or bisexuals that have a huge tolerance for the sort of histrionic crazy that creates the Troon.

Every day you see a Troon lamenting that Lesbians don't want anything to do with them, and they just seem to have this mental block preventing them from understanding what is a very simple concept.
Lesbians aren't attracted to men.

It's the same as gay HSTS Troons that complain straight men want nothing to do with them.
Because straight men are attracted to women.
It's not a difficult concept but it's the JK Rowling Ghost thing again, they just seem mentally blocked, I don't understand how this is something they can't understand.
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It's not a lack of understanding, these men are just rapists. They fully understand what female homosexuality is, they just hate that it excludes them. They thought they found a cheat code into an oasis of previously off limits pussy, but are upset that these women still say no. "Don't they get it?! I'm identifying into their dating pool, so they have to fuck me!" It's all about violating boundaries, which is why TTD should be law.
 
Adrenochrome Dreams said:
Sometimes, pooners make themselves clockable because the male presentation they are aiming for is mismatched with their actual life/career/personality.

Like this person here is supposed to be a high IQ lawyer. She should be wearing a well-fitted suit and trying to looking professional and credible. Yet she's cosplaying as a chav. It's as if she's failed to pick the correct type of male to study and skinwalk.
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Might be larping as a high-IQ lawyer in the first place though.
 
Mellow Malevolent said:
I always find it interesting that people hold up Nero and Caligula as evidence of Rome's decadence, considering Nero, the latter of the two, is about half a century earlier than Trajan and the maximum territorial extent of the Empire, not to mention the other good emperors and Marcus Aurelius that all the Stoics love to jizz over. It really speaks to how history is reshaped to fit the narrative of the day, in this case the idea of declining empire.
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Nero was Early Empire, Rome was at the height of its power during the time of Nero and Caligula, a Collosus of the Ancient World. It wouldn't start to decay for centuries after that. It was the Late Empire, when the Praetorian Guard were swapping out Emperors every few months that the disease and decadence set in.
Nero's thing with the horse was basically him mocking the Senate, saying "my fucking horse could do as good a job as any of you."
He also had the same problem Julius Caesar had that would get him killed, he played to to Plebs, and the rich families, the Patricians, the Equestrians, and the Senate despised him for it.
The Senate often forgot or chose to ignore the P in SPQR, and when an Emperor chose to court the people over them they felt threatened and that's when they would start to plot against him, and spread stories about him like they did with Nero.
Nero had his faults but he was an effective Emperor.
Now Caligula was fucked in the head, but then he had an extremely weird childhood and was given basically unlimited power way too young to have learned how to wield it.
Some people thrown into the deep end like that at a young age, like Alexander of Macedon, thrived. Caligula did not, he let it go to his head and indulged all his worst instincts until finally even his own body guards despised him.
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4 inches is deep for cis.. blah blah blah these trannies are so fucking tarded about women bodies its hilarious.
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Troons are basically incels. Their only knowledge of womens bodies comes from what they see in the weird porn they jerk off too.
Pooners have the same problem.
They're collossal perverts but because of porn, they're often too weird and too introverted to have had many IRL interactions and when they do its with other sick fucks am that are as twisted and broken as them, they never get to understand normal human sexual relationships.
 
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What I don't understand about trans surgeries is how so many of them seems to be sickening, because even the procedures are fucking horrific. MtF's are just given a giant gaping hole that has to be dilated because the body (correctly) recognizes it as a wound and is attempting to heal it. Why would you subjugate yourself to that sort of procedure willingly? Even if you legitimately think you were born in the wrong body, you'd think more people would opt out of shit like this, yet getting top/bottom surgery is unanimously glorified in these communities. FtM's are fucking crazy too, they need to strip entire parts of your forearm to create something that barely resembles a penis. I don't think I've ever heard of a trans-surgery regarding genitals ever being a positive.
 
xh9lqwz9c said:
"Took an everything shower"

Is this guy saying that his usual grooming consists of those incel showers where he doesn't wash his ass, ballsack or stinking pits but just gets his hair wet then dries his filthy wretched self off ?
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Yes. Absolutely, yes. On the bright side, it's a pretty safe bet that he has little to no physical exertion through the day, thus a little less sweaty. Still pretty gnarly.
 
frame777 said:
What I don't understand about trans surgeries is how so many of them seems to be sickening, because even the procedures are fucking horrific. MtF's are just given a giant gaping hole that has to be dilated because the body (correctly) recognizes it as a wound and is attempting to heal it. Why would you subjugate yourself to that sort of procedure willingly? Even if you legitimately think you were born in the wrong body, you'd think more people would opt out of shit like this, yet getting top/bottom surgery is unanimously glorified in these communities. FtM's are fucking crazy too, they need to strip entire parts of your forearm to create something that barely resembles a penis. I don't think I've ever heard of a trans-surgery regarding genitals ever being a positive.
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I think the bottom line is that they have no idea what they're getting into. It's basically verboten to mention all of the horrific side effects and they wll literally call you transphobic and cite studies that claim "trans surgery has the lowest regret rate" if you do. When you throw in all the narcissism, autism, and grooming in the trans community, it creates this perfect storm that has become very lucrative for a number of industries, which adds another layer of difficulty. It's a mess.
 
frame777 said:
FtM's are fucking crazy too, they need to strip entire parts of your forearm to create something that barely resembles a penis. I don't think I've ever heard of a trans-surgery regarding genitals ever being a positive.
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They don't have to flay an arm or a leg, theres also the Metroidoplasty clits, where the Pooner takes such an extreme and toxic dose of Testosterone it works as a mutagen on the female body and causes their clits to turn into something resembling a female Spotted Hyena.
The Fleshcrafters then take a scalpel to it and try to turn...
Or how about Cetrulo's Delayed Abdominal where he grows a trunk out of the Pooners belly and then tries to... yeah you're right.
Nothing positive.
Its all beyond fucked up and the Fleshcrafters that do these butcheries and the Splicers that pay to have it done should both be locked up.
 
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I stumbled into a rabbit hole of degeneracy and L after L when I was lurking Reddit :story:
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Questions about coming out @ work

I had asked this on another’s post and someone responded that I should make my own, so here it is!

I’m an apprentice diesel mechanic. I’ve been at my shop for 2.5yrs, I feel like I have a prettybgood work-relationship with everyone here. However I know their views on trans issues, and they aren’t kind. In fact they’re outright hateful. I rely very heavily on other techs for help, questions, borrowing tools from time to time, etc. and I worry that when I start transitioning at best I’ll be ignored and avoided. At worst…well obviously there’s worse than being ignored…

This is a new career for me, I can’t afford to change jobs again at my age (37), and I have a wife and kids I support. Besides all that I’m pretty much an indentured servant here because the company has paid for my training and tools. If I leave for whatever reason I have to give/pay all that back.

I haven’t come out yet to anyone but ya’ll here on Reddit, but I plan to within the next 2 weeks, at least to my wife and kids. After that I want to immediately begin working on my transition because putting it off feels unsafe for my mental and physical health.

How do I navigate coming out at work and keeping my job? Any advice or experience would be invaluable to me! Especially anyone who has transitioned in a blue collar job!

Thank you all in advance!
I can’t fathom what could go wrong with telling your blue collar colleagues that you wanna be called Shirley now.

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Need gaff help…

Gals, I need help…I’ve been trying to work with a homemade gaff and I don’t know if I don’t have it positioned correctly or what, but it feels great for the first bit and then hurts so bad after about an hour or so…

I made it out of the tube part of a sock and an elastic waistband.

I was just going to post a picture of how I have it positioned, but the dysphoria is real, and I in no way shape or form pass…can any of you ladies help a sister out? Can I dm someone how I have it positioned and you tell me if I’m way off base?

Kinda weird request, I understand…if it’s too weird I’ll go to the corner and think about what I d, promise!
I looked up what a gaffe was and all I got was the term used for a stupid remark, not whatever tucking device he’s going on about.

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Coming out to my wife this week (help!!!)

Tagged NSFW just in case sh@t gets real…

Attempt #2, no one looked at previous post and I really need advice!!! I’m a trans woman, have a wife and 3 kids, we’ve been married for 15 years. For those of you who came out to your spouses, what did you say that was helpful, what do you wish you would have said? I’m so scared, but I need her to see all of me. Every bit of advice helps!! Thank you my lovelies!!
It’s always a man that’s been married for over a decade with several children :story: We don’t face to wait for the blowup though, because it’s already happened.

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UPDATE: Came out to my wife today!!!

First I need to say a huge THANK YOU to all my trans sisters who helped me out on my first post!! You’re advice and support has been invaluable and really gave me the confidence to just do it! Thank you thank you thank you!!!

So…could have been better, could have been worse…

I won’t get into too many specifics, we have many many relationship issues that predate this conversation that ended up being referenced that obviously didn’t help. But suffice to say we went from yelling to sitting in silence, sobbing in each others arms to punching a wall…a couple times…

The worst was her screaming in the bedroom “I just want my HUSBAND!” Or referring to all this as my “choice to transition”…there were other things that just aren’t even mentioning. I know all of this is raw emotion, I just hope it changes from here…it can’t get much worse, right?

However, it ended in an ok place. I told her at the end the most important thing for me was that I needed her to eventually see me as her wife, not as her husband that looks like a girl now. EDIT: this was at a point in our conversation when we both were saying what we each needed in order to be fulfilled in our relationship, to make things work. I.E. she said “I really need this from you for this to work” and I would reply “Alright, I will work on that for you. This is something that would really help me…” and so on.

I feel peaceful! It was an altogether terrible morning, but I feel like I’m floating a bit! I know the worst isn’t over yet, but for the first time I really really feel like I can do this!!!

Again, thank you all for your support!! This community has been incredible for me, I truly would not be here without all of you wonderful gents and ladies!!

Let’s look at the comments!
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You can't force her to see you as her wife.

Listen. As much as trans people will hate what I'm about to say, this isn't all about you. She is in pain too. It's scary for you and scary for her.

My best friend said to me: "I will never see you as a girl, for me you will always be <deadname>"

My response? "Dude, in 5 years you will feel extremely uncomfortable calling me anything EXCEPT a girl"

Him: "yeah, I could see that..."

Remember that cis people CANNOT fathom how powerful hormones are. They think you will put on makeup tomorrow and immediately want to be seen differently.

It's ALL about exposure, and cis people don't realize that the pretty cashier they talked to yesterday was trans. They don't realize that they are exposed to trans people much more than expected.

So, help your wife with realizing that this will be a long, slow process, nothing needs to change immediately, and your <deadname> isn't actually dead.
Ok so let’s see what our True and Honest Wahman looks like and what his profile contains!
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Flanges for Teeny Tiny Elastic Nipples? 🥺

Hey, I did search as I'm sure this question comes up often. But I only see discussion from women with large elastic nipples.

My nipples are TINY. Like the width of a pencil eraser, and nearly no length. And they swell up huge if the flange is too large. Or, if I use "supple cups" (designed for inverted nipples) they swell to fill the space.

I want to get the right size flange because I hear it's a godsend, but how do I go about it when my tiny pencil-width nips fill the space of whatever I shove them into?

Also if it matters, my areolas are rather large and puffy... maybe the width of a golf ball.

(And yes I'm super jealous of those people with nips the width of a pinky finger)

Edit: I just measured and they are 10-13mm. Resources online say I would want a 17mm flange... But I already know they will fill that space. Is this normal? No, right??
On second thought, TTD :story:
 
Esmeraude said:
I can’t fathom what could go wrong with telling your blue collar colleagues that you wanna be called Shirley now.
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Trans people always pick the most clockable names ever. He probably got that from Naked Gun or some shit.
Esmeraude said:
On second thought, TTD
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What the fuck is this dude talking about nipple flanges? Man the reason woman things don't fit these guys is they are made for women, not for men larping as women.
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Yea right, I bet that would go over great. Hey babe from now on your the man and you gotta work and support us while I lay around and act like a cute bimbo.
 
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