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Geraldine said:
Wanna know how bad it can get?
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"Fine and healthy" means it's not actually rotting away (it happens).
That thing that's broken is not, cannot be, and could never be a vagina.

18 comments so far. Worth reading if you have time to kill and a strong stomach.
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"4 inches is quite deep, even for a cis woman"
 
Snuckening2 said:
There's definitely some weird phenotype
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This weird, ghoulish, super-long face is one of three or four face-shapes that are relatively rare in males overall, but seem wildly over-represented among troons.
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"Took an everything shower"

Is this guy saying that his usual grooming consists of those incel showers where he doesn't wash his ass, ballsack or stinking pits but just gets his hair wet then dries his filthy wretched self off ?

Does it mean something else? I've never heard of an "everything shower" so I'm just guessing that his usual shower consists of ... decidedly not everything.
 
Peepeepoopoo Witch said:
Does it ever occur to these people to simply try not being a tranny. Gender is just a social construct, so they could simply decide they're not a tranny.
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Or be a tranny and stop trying to compel people you're something that you're not. I hear sex work and being a drag queen are socially more acceptable professions
 
xh9lqwz9c said:
"Took an everything shower"

Is this guy saying that his usual grooming consists of those incel showers where he doesn't wash his ass, ballsack or stinking pits but just gets his hair wet then dries his filthy wretched self off ?

Does it mean something else? I've never heard of an "everything shower" so I'm just guessing that his usual shower consists of ... decidedly not everything.
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Everything shower for women usually means a longer once a week shower where on top of regular bathing you do your shaving, washing hair, exfoliating, doing any extra skincare or hair care treatments. Basically head to toe grooming all in one shower.
He’s fetishising very normal self care/grooming rituals for women and cooming over how womanly he is for knowing what an everything shower is.
 
Slideshow Bill said:
>if it's not striped shirt, I'm logging out of KF forever
>obviously
She's so obviously female I thought this was a red herring for a second.
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All the real men knew to wear normal somber clothes for this recording. They’ve been socialized to know that a nautical clown top is inappropriate.
Pooner, you fail at ‘man’.
 
Geraldine said:
Wanna know how bad it can get?
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"Fine and healthy" means it's not actually rotting away (it happens).
That thing that's broken is not, cannot be, and could never be a vagina.

18 comments so far. Worth reading if you have time to kill and a strong stomach.
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“That’s normal, cis women’s vaginas close up completely all the time.”
 
God damn it. Something injured getting re-injured. I am without words.
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I was on purple for 2 and a half years as well. Every time I dialated it was like pushing against a wall. I would eventually get it in, but by the end of dialation I would be curled up in a ball of pain. It didn't really feel like any other sensation, just pain, the closest thing I've experenced is stubbing a toe that has an ingrown toenail. Something injured getting re-injured.
I would let it heal for a week and then try again and by around day 3 I would be in terrible pain again.
I'm still practicing my pelvic floor exercises, I haven't beat this thing yet. But what I do is put the dialator in me until I feel resistance, then I wait and think about opening up my hips from the inside. Letting my hips expand. I know the muscles are going to try to re-tighten and I accept that, then get to the work of loosening them again. I just keep doing that until the dialator can easily go in further. I'm not trying to dialate. I'm using the dialator to gauge how tight my muscles are contracted and trying to relax them, totally different purpose than dialating.
I also switched off of the purple dialator. I bought these.
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The are soft and flexible and are more gentle on my bruised muscles.
I hope this helps, feel free to reach out either here (preferably so others can read) or via DM if you have more questions.
I cannot understand why a woman would need these?
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Peaches the Wonder Cat said:
Anyway, later on I had gotten into a relationship with this girl. We were together from the ages 17-20 (She like everyone else in my life knew who I was) She knew that sex was horrible for me, I still put out for her when I could. But when I couldn't, she didn't care, she would tell me I'm responsible for her mental decline and things. So I would just give in, most of the time I would just give her oral I preferred this. Sometimes though she wanted to touch me, i would protest and offer alternatives but she didn't care she would just start touching me, eventually she started to insert her fingers and I would literally have tears I my eyes saying no and she'd just keep going if not harder when I said to stop.
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I can't tell if this is me being overly skeptical or not, but this passage rings false and it makes me wonder if the entire thing is either a made-up cry for attention or some sort of delusion. This dude was sexually assaulted and penetrated by a girl he was dating? He must have had a 6th sense for finding psychos, because what?

I'm not saying there's no women out there who would be like this, but combined with everything else it makes me wonder if this is some kind of RP.
 
Mellow Malevolent said:
That's what this whole gender social construct argument is, saying "did you realize that words only have definitions because we collectively decide they do" and then going "Therefore whatever I decide is just as good, no, superior, to what the entire rest of society thinks".
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The retort to such an "argument" is that you're not society itself, but an insignificant part of it. "You" are not "we".

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Oh by "nonbinary top surgery" I thought he meant chopping out one one breast, or giving himself three breasts like the Total Recall hooker. Anything but two!
 
Positron said:
Oh by "nonbinary top surgery" I thought he meant chopping out one one breast, or giving himself three breasts like the Total Recall hooker. Anything but two!
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You just made me think of those late 19th/early 20th century carnival side shows performers who were “half man half woman” with a special costume and half a mustache. The bulk of the act was him flipping his "sexed" profile back & forth towards the audience while waltzing with himself.
 
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Thursday said:
These people have seen countless vaginas in the porn they watch, enough to have the truth burned in. Sorry can't dissociate from reality on this one buddy!
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Why are we discussing the length of a vagina with these troons? It doesn't matter! What they have is an open wound and it will never work like a magical vagina. I'm not sticking my dick in it. But fuck these assholes
 
L / moment of clarity for man on lesbian dating app

“I'm not T4T in the slightest. I actually DESPISE the idea of being only desirable to other trans women.” :story:
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garbage cake said:
L / moment of clarity for man on lesbian dating app

“I'm not T4T in the slightest. I actually DESPISE the idea of being only desirable to other trans women.” :story:
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I seriously cannot understand how these Troons can't make the cognitive leap.
Lesbians are never going to be interested in them because Lesbians are not attracted to men.
No, not even crossdressing eunuchs.
It's a fucking simple concept.
By definition, they will never find a single Lesbian who is attracted to them, because if they were, they wouldn't be Lesbians.
The best they can hope for is chasers or bisexuals that have a huge tolerance for the sort of histrionic crazy that creates the Troon.

Every day you see a Troon lamenting that Lesbians don't want anything to do with them, and they just seem to have this mental block preventing them from understanding what is a very simple concept.
Lesbians aren't attracted to men.

It's the same as gay HSTS Troons that complain straight men want nothing to do with them.
Because straight men are attracted to women.
It's not a difficult concept but it's the JK Rowling Ghost thing again, they just seem mentally blocked, I don't understand how this is something they can't understand.
 
Anasa Tristis said:
You just made me think of those late 19th/early 20th century carnival side shows performers who were “half man half woman” with a special costume and half a mustache. The bulk of the act was him flipping his sex back & forth while waltzing with himself.
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Archive wasn’t playing nice with the tubes, but for anyone who enjoys seeing idiots embarrass themselves and would like to do some drag queen lip synch tourism (I repeat myself), please do enjoy this fat lump with glued-on facial hair pelvic-thrusting into the floor doing the worst possible iteration of this gag while a bunch of cretins hoot and holler.

Civillian 18 said:
I cannot understand why a woman would need these?
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I don’t know much about the condition, but treatment of vaginismus (a) may necessitate use of similar devices for True and Honest women, in conjunction with pelvic floor therapy etc. I feel bad for its sufferers, not least of which because troons definitely get off to that “similarity”. But of course, uncomfortably tense vaginal muscles and a hole torn in the guts and lined with one’s own flayed dick flesh—tomayto, tomahto.

Mellow Malevolent said:
I'm not saying there's no women out there who would be like this, but combined with everything else it makes me wonder if this is some kind of RP.
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That stuck out to me too. I was initially understanding this as some type of genderfucky pooner and it was still a little melodramatic but plausible, but unless the “woman” he’s talking about was another troon (anyone have that reddit post about a MTF saying another MTF raped him but somehow that was #femaleviolence? Lol) it does seem off. If it’s true though, hardly a compelling case for transition as healthcare. Dude needs to take up pottery or something.
 
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