📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

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Susanna said:
Oh, is that the canon? I assumed he just used to be a bodybuilder or something, and the gyno was from taking steroids.
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Poonocchio said:
Bob got his bitch tiddies from having his balls removed from cancer then his T was too high after HRT so he produced too much estrogen.
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Procrastinhater said:
Lol no I was being sarcastic, I mean
Jazz looks like he deveoped moobs from too much soy, Bob Robert Paulson had testicular cancer, he developed Gynecomastia when he had to have his testicles removed so his hormone levels went crazy with no balls to regulate testosterone. I think he ran out of money for treatment because he should have had estrogen blockers if he was taking T, its why people who juice have to and why they have to keep their blood levels under observation because too much testosterone means a male body produces more estrogen to compensate.
Your endocrine system is a very finely balanced system thats taken hundreds of millions of years to evolve, its why fucking with it like Troons do is a bad idea.
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tfw bobs bitch tits are better looking than the wall to wall nipples from the butcher down the road.
Your_deadname_here said:
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Nobody told me that women could batik fabric with their vaginas.
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afaik its the reason for underwear. You could actually end up bleaching your jeans in very rare scenarios.
countrybumpkin said:
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how dare a kid have manners, better get the switch.
The Punished Mitch said:
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"I'd like to think im very fem looking"
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ricky lookinest dude ive seen upright. [that dude null talks about who made fun of the deadbydaylight tranny.]
CoolFool said:
Real women actually do have discharge that can "bleach" their underwear. No, I'm not joking either, I'm sure other female kiwis can confirm that they've ruined at least a few pairs of underwear this way. It is completely normal, for REAL WOMEN.

That being said, this troon is not a woman, so he should be concerned.
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Yeah thats why theres a gusset on the crotch. Double up the layers for longevity. Although, tmi here, ever since i started wearing mens briefs i dont have the bleach problem. Weird.
 
The black underwear bleaching thing is legit. Vaginas have a slightly acidic pH (Google says between 3.8 and 5). This is due to the good bacteria/things in the vagina that keep it clean and healthy. It’s not a fuckhole, it’s a self-cleaning organ with its own little ecosystem to keep women healthy and infection-free.

I thought douching made things worse
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LMAO maybe for actual WOMEN with real vaginas. But for the stink ditch, you’re going to want something stronger than Summer’s Eve. Maybe a pressure washer.

It’s so hilarious to me when they start to figure out that none of the advice for vaginal care applies to their rotten holes. We are not the same.

If you have a tight pelvic floor, it’s going to make any sort of penetration difficult and painful.
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Oh for sure. Blame your pelvic floor and go take up valuable appointments that would otherwise go to postpartum women complaining about how it hurts when your “girlfriend” penetrates you with her “princess wand.”

It’s not your pelvic floor. It’s the fact that you and your fellow sodomites are attempting to fuck a wound that is essentially a larger version of an earlobe mutilated by giant gauges.
 
Tragi-Chan said:
It’s so performative. Do they get rid of all their old possessions on transitioning? Do they (intentionally) cut off their friends and family? Do they quit their old hobbies and interests? Because those things must surely be equally strong reminders of their old lives.
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Agreed. It's such a staple of the "trans journey" that I'm sure they get excited when they discover a new instance of getting "deadnamed" so they can go moan about it on reddit. Credit to troons, the social construction of identity is very much made obvious by watching them normalize to a a bunch of specific ritual steps and experiences, despite the supposed unique and arduous inner struggle they are all gone through.

You know that rhetorical question "why would I wish to be trans?", that trannies sometimes go to as a gotcha, because of all the "oppression" they face? The obvious answer is that they get off on the self-imposed martyrdom. That's why they repurpose narratives they see online for themselves constantly, so that each new act of invalidation becomes a new meme troons can invoke to describe their suffering.
 
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Positron said:
Men using bathrooms are in awe at the sight of the royal scepter. They are in so much shock that they bow away in deference as the King shits in the urinal.
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Procrastinhater said:
Yeah I've never once looked at another dudes dick in the toilet or seen anyone else do it. It sounds like a good way to get your teeth smashed into the sinks.
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Indeed. File this incident under shit that never happened.

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Sog Dog said:
10 year old: 1
Troon: 0
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My guess is the ten year old didn't know about trans and was trying to be polite to the man.
 
Mellow Malevolent said:
They obvious answer is that they get off on the self-imposed martyrdom.
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Every day is the feast day of St Trannia the Martyr

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The Punished Mitch said:
I would pay good money to see one of these freaks get fisted by a pelvic floor therapist
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God damn, that post. You never fully gauge the amount of fucking destruction these people are subjected to. I'm pretty sure the "1 guy 1 jar" dude went through less pain than this.
 
Otterly said:
Also look at where the discolouration is - it’s not actually in the gusset, it’s much further towards the front.
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Right. Not only is a trans hole not a real vagina, it is not ever in quite the right place.

An artefact of how the surgeon constructs it. It is an "anti-penis". 1713980605748.png
 
Susanna said:
I thought they used the scrotum? At least that's the reason I was given for why troons keep having issues with clumps of hair falling out of them.
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Yeah I think they use the balls for the area closest to the surface and the flayed inverted dickskin for the rest of the "canal" further in.

And now excuse me while I go throw up.
 
Procrastinhater said:
Yeah I think they use the balls for the area closest to the surface and the flayed inverted dickskin for the rest of the "canal" further in.

And now excuse me while I go throw up.
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They use pretty much whatever is to hand. I remember one troon talking about how his surgeon patched a hole with one of his balls. I'm sure there are worse stories around.
 
Otterly said:
A reboot of The Young Ones set in a modern British university student clubs office could be absolute comedy gold.
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There is no way that kind of comedy could be made today. Anyone who wrote a script that contained a white main cast and laughed at people's flaws would be blackballed from the media.


Susanna said:
I thought they used the scrotum? At least that's the reason I was given for why troons keep having issues with clumps of hair falling out of them.
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Depends on the surgeon. Since it's impossible to really create a vagina, there seems to be almost as many techniques as there are Mengeles willing to do it.
 
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