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Procrastinhater said:
Wouldn't it just be easier to just make a new fucking email and just scrap the old one?
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Its a uni system, so it will be attached to other things related to you- studies, fee status, etc.

I had a total pain in the arse returning to work at a uni I'd previously studied at. Staff and students often have different formats for their email addresses and the handle on your email address is used to log into other things. It wouldn't let me, or even IT, just make a new account because unique personal details were associated with it and it was built to prevent duplicates. It seemed ridiculously difficult for them to switch it over, multiple trips over to IT etc and while they faff about you can't log into any of the intranet.

It might be easier to change the name on a student account that is still going to be a student account rather than switching it over to a staff one. I fucking hope it is for the poor IT people, there will be people who need their names changed for their own safety, and the vast influx of troons will mean this is probably a common request now. Good argument for random strings as student email handles if you ask me. Or reinstating educational institutions as educational institutions rather than consumer products that have to pander to students' every whim.

Loads of IT systems are built on frankly bullshit assumptions and if you violate them, just get "computer says no."
 
Gondolindrim said:
HRT doesn't expand your bones you fucking idiot
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On sufficiently young troons it supposedly does. But if I look at someone like Jazz Jennings, his hips aren’t wide so much as he’s just fat. I have done just about zero research on this, but at a glance I think that’s just down to endomorph men having wider frames to begin with. Yup wide hips, but also wide waist and shoulders. I know plenty of fat men with just as wide hips. It’s particularly obvious if you compare his hips to his shoulders, a woman with that build would have a noticeable pear shape, but Jazz looks more like an apple.
Dragged Into Sunlight said:
Then you run into the problem of having to transfer all the data from everything associated with the old e-mail address to the new one, which is also a massive pain in the ass. The best solution is to use an alias so the e-mail stays the same but if someone e-mails the newname@whatever e-mail address, it forwards the email to the old one. But everywhere I've worked rarely enables aliases because people don't understand what they are and will try to log into things with the alias and freak out when it doesn't work. And it doesn't help that IT departments are flooded with pajeets these days that do most things in the most difficult, tedious way possible.
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Troon wouldn’t be happy with an alias anyway, he’d have to still log in with his old name, and while people can mail his new one, any mail he sends out will report as coming from the old one. I think there’s some symbolism in that, but I doubt a troon would be receptive.
 
Hitman One said:
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Any other women who don't get "female" orgasms?
Venting
Been on HRT for 1/2 years now and my orgasms have
honestly been shit since month 3. Like even worse than pre-HRT. Like "'Il need to check if I ejaculated to make sure ifI even had one or imagined it " level of bad. Everyone always talks about how great full body orgasms feel and at this point l'm just sad and frustrated l'Il likely never experience that.
My hormone levels are okay, it's not my libido or trouble getting an errection, I've played around with toys, anal, nipples, different kinds of porn/erotica, different positions with my partner and alone. Literally nothing works. I've given up and honestly it just sucks, because it's robbing me a big part of the joy of sex.

Wtf trannybros???? I fucked around with the system responsible for sexual arousal and now I can't coom???? How could this happen??
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I know female orgasms are real but I want to go in there and hit them with a “female orgasms aren’t real, 100% of women are faking.”
 
Procrastinhater said:
A friend of mine had someone come up behind him at a toilet in Panama and put a knife to his throat to rob him. You're never more vulnerable than when you're standing there with you dick in your hand,
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Hope he wasn’t hurt, that’s pretty frightening. People are very vulnerable in such situations. Which of course is why women have had their own toilets, having your pants round your ankles is very vulnerable indeed, as is being stood with the old chap out I would imagine.
Schrödinger’s Troon claims vulnerability while ignoring everyone else’s
 
Otterly said:
Hope he wasn’t hurt, that’s pretty frightening. People are very vulnerable in such situations. Which of course is why women have had their own toilets, having your pants round your ankles is very vulnerable indeed, as is being stood with the old chap out I would imagine.
Schrödinger’s Troon claims vulnerability while ignoring everyone else’s
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He was fine, the cops actually caught the kid just down the street a little later for something else and took him his shit back to the hotel the next day. Money was gone but he got his wallet and his watch back.
Not a good situation to be in, supposedly it was a common trick for petty thieves in the city at the time, and its why I've never liked the idea of urinals, apart from the fact microscopic piss particles bounce back all over you so they're filthy and gross, you're a sitting (or standing) duck.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
If I wanted to put on a tinfoil hat I'd say it's because Troons are trying to gaslight people into thinking Troon looking "women" are the norm, they always complain normal people won't date them, it's like they're trying to make Troonified rape hons the "new normal."
Tinfoil hat off, it's because a lot of these developers are Troons themselves and seeing actual women just makes them angry and resentful that they are constantly confronted with the fact they are men.
They think if they force this shit people will have to accept it.
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I would think you were exaggerating, if I hadn't seen those new Pokemon Go avatar updates:

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Susanna said:
On sufficiently young troons it supposedly does. But if I look at someone like Jazz Jennings, his hips aren’t wide so much as he’s just fat.
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Yeah Jazz ain't built like a fat woman he just looks like a dumpy lazy fucking dude that sits on his ass all day eating chips and drinking soda, and has gynocomastia like Bitch Tits Bob from Fight Club from all the fucking soy he eats.
He doesn't have the pear shape, he's just an amorphous blob, the kid is built like a Shoggoth.

I'm pretty sure your skeleton is determined by DNA, not hormone infusions at a certain age, if you're a male you're a male, no amount of exo-estrogen is gonna rewrite your DNA.
 
Susanna said:
Oh, is that the canon? I assumed he just used to be a bodybuilder or something, and the gyno was from taking steroids.
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Bob got his bitch tiddies from having his balls removed from cancer then his T was too high after HRT so he produced too much estrogen.
 
Susanna said:
Oh, is that the canon? I assumed he just used to be a bodybuilder or something, and the gyno was from taking steroids.
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Lol no I was being sarcastic, I mean
Jazz looks like he deveoped moobs from too much soy, Bob Robert Paulson had testicular cancer, he developed Gynecomastia when he had to have his testicles removed so his hormone levels went crazy with no balls to regulate testosterone. I think he ran out of money for treatment because he should have had estrogen blockers if he was taking T, its why people who juice have to and why they have to keep their blood levels under observation because too much testosterone means a male body produces more estrogen to compensate.
Your endocrine system is a very finely balanced system thats taken hundreds of millions of years to evolve, its why fucking with it like Troons do is a bad idea.
 
Evidently I’m an idiot and need to stop talking about films I can only half remember.

Jazz doesn’t just look like he’s been eating soy (which is nonsense anyway, soy contains phytoestrogen, which has no effect on humans), he looks like a victim of televised parental abuse.
 
Susanna said:
Evidently I’m an idiot and need to stop talking about films I can only half remember.

Jazz doesn’t just look like he’s been eating soy (which is nonsense anyway, soy contains phytoestrogen, which has no effect on humans), he looks like a victim of televised parental abuse.
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Yeah the soy thing is just a meme, its just funny but theres no science behind it. Jazz is like he is because his mother is a monster and his dad is a weak man who didn't protect his son.
 
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TyrasGuard said:
I love how there is always one tranny saying "EVERYTHING IS NORMAL" as if it was a PSA from the government trying to keep people from panicking.
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It is normal, but not super common. Natural PH of the pussy is slighly acidic and thus can discolour clothes.
True and honest ladies can confirm.
 
Your_deadname_here said:
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Nobody told me that women could batik fabric with their vaginas.
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Real women actually do have discharge that can "bleach" their underwear. No, I'm not joking either, I'm sure other female kiwis can confirm that they've ruined at least a few pairs of underwear this way. It is completely normal, for REAL WOMEN.

That being said, this troon is not a woman, so he should be concerned.
 
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i got bottom surgery almost 2 years ago and as much as i love having a vagina compared to what i had before, it’s caused me nothing but constant problems.

i was pretty unhappy with my aesthetics until i got a revision a few months ago which has definitely helped with that. however, i’m still having problems. i’ve still not been able to have sex and dilating still feels tight and painful this far into it. i’ve even been to see my surgeon and she can’t help me. the nurse is now telling me i need to go down and see her but i can’t just keep going down to see them. i live a fair way away and it’s not easy for me to get there. i’m in my early 20s and i don’t drive.

i’m now being told i need to douche daily for the rest of my life. i thought douching made things worse, and i really fucking hate doing it because it feels like this horrible painful pressure inside me.

i honestly feel like the only thing that’s going to fix this is getting a ppt or colon revision, but i just don’t have the money for that so i feel completely stuck. i’m supposed to be enjoying being young and this has left me suicidal and unable to enjoy my life. i’m genuinely so miserable over it and it seems like there’s no solution in sight. i don’t know what to do :( i thought i’d be loving my life by now with my new bits but i’m far from it. please help if you can i feel so stuck.
I haven't had surgery yet, but I do have a tight pelvic floor, and I'm wondering if you've perhaps considered seeing a pelvic floor physiotherapist? If you have a tight pelvic floor, it's going to make any sort of penetration difficult and painful. A pelvic floor PT will be able to externally and internally examine you with their hands to assess the state of your pelvic floor muscles. If you're tight, they can help release those muscles manually during sessions and give you exercises to relax those muscles on your own. My surgeon actually recommends all patients do this before surgery so that dilation will be easier. Apologies if you've already tried this or if this is off-base. I hope you find answers and relief soon. 💗
I would pay good money to see one of these freaks get fisted by a pelvic floor therapist
 
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