📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[CoolFool]

Not sure exactly what the players are here but shes really pissed at Candace Owens stating that kids are too young to transition because if you still believe in santa how can you understand transition.
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Jesus, twink death has hit Eden the Doll hard. I remember thinking he passed pretty good compared to other troons years ago, but now he's gone the way of Kim Petras and looking more manly.

I feel bad for this kid, he's being raised by a self hating gay man dressed up like this:

I wonder how long it will be before his dad troons out? I checked out his Instagram, he's very obviously a degenerate. Feel so bad for the kid, hope he has a good support system on his mom's side.

Anyway, to keep this post on topic: Major L, here's Eden really looking like a man here lmao:

 

[barbie meat]

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It gets worse.. It's his sister!

"When I hugged a female friend today our breasts touched, the way they were nestled in between mine felt reassuring and validating."

Two true&honest woman boobs can fit in the gap between two walleyed tranny moobs spaced wide apart on a huge male torso. You learn something new every day!

As there are millions of sperms cells so let's consider atleast half of them 50k atleast are x cells so there was 50% chance that a female would born instead of me a "Male"

This retard truly thinks 50,000 is half of 1,000,000 and he's allowed to just walk around (presumably) without a tard wrangler.

Hello, I'm Margot (my mom renamed me, and I've stuck with it for a while! Any ideas for a middle name)?

I will give this one credit for at least attempting to obtain a normal female name in the way a regular woman does (from her mother.... albeit 30 years too late) instead of a pornified stripper or JRPG protag one (Candy, Sapphire, Asphodel...).

 

[Procrastinhater]

Been a long time since I've carved up a corpse, but the only childbearing those hips can ever do is carry a kid in a sack to his van. Pelvic inlet is narrower than his partner options.

I'm not even a Doctor or anything and I can tell those hips are fucking male they look nothing like a females.

 

[Bookwork]

Anyway, I really hate how "triggered" they pretend to be about their "deadnames".

If you're living a lie and the lie dies, your life ends. Apparently.

Remember how Peter Pan told you to clap for Tinkerbell or she'd die (y'know the Peter Pan who was pooned on stage by Betty Bronson, Jean Arthur, Mary Martin, Mia Farrow, Sandy Duncan, Cathy Rigby, Kelly MacDonald, and Allison Williams)?

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

Troon has an absolute meltdown because his university (generally pretty woke) won’t change his email:

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Anyone who has worked IT knows how fucking awful changing an email address is, particularly in older and shittily put together systems that try to mate your email address with legacy systems. Used to drive me insane during wedding season, particularly the ones that wanted to hyphenate the names which caused an additional layer of headache. So chances are they don't give a shit that you're a Troon.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Anyone who has worked IT knows how fucking awful changing an email address is, particularly in older and shittily put together systems that try to mate your email address with legacy systems. Used to drive me insane during wedding season, particularly the ones that wanted to hyphenate the names which caused an additional layer of headache. So chances are they don't give a shit that you're a Troon.

Wouldn't it just be easier to just make a new fucking email and just scrap the old one?

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

Wouldn't it just be easier to just make a new fucking email and just scrap the old one?

Then you run into the problem of having to transfer all the data from everything associated with the old e-mail address to the new one, which is also a massive pain in the ass. The best solution is to use an alias so the e-mail stays the same but if someone e-mails the newname@whatever e-mail address, it forwards the email to the old one. But everywhere I've worked rarely enables aliases because people don't understand what they are and will try to log into things with the alias and freak out when it doesn't work. And it doesn't help that IT departments are flooded with pajeets these days that do most things in the most difficult, tedious way possible.

 

[User names must be unique]

Genuinely delusional
Leaving aside the “vagina” below it

Hmm I wonder who Dylan Burns is hanging out with? Socialism done left, some irrelevant breadtuber named Riley and.... "synthishere"
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Dylan Burns🕊️ on Twitter: "The gang got together… "

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Synth got caught a few months ago lol nvm 2 weeks ago sending nudes to underage people and shilling for pedophilia, then lying about it.

Spoiler: NSFW

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Now this AGP freak wants to expand it's operation and it's making its main account NSFW, keep in mind this is the shit they post
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Their twitter:

synth (@synthishere) | Twitter

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NSFW tranny twitter

smol :3 top 27% (@smolgirldani) | Twitter

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Tranny onlyfans
https://onlyfans.com/smolprincessdani (https://archive.md/PGBJM)

Not the first time this dude has shown up on the farms

 

[AssignedEva]

This story is bullshit, there's no way tranny jannies would suspend someone for reporting anything that even implies that trannies are crazy. In the exceptionally rare case that it's true... nature is healing.

I can believe it. He's saying he reported racist, homophobic and transphobic comments while lurking and his reports were "somewhat frequent". So probably he read through comments and when he spotted wrongthink he'd go through a user profile and mass report other wrongthing content.
Reporting comments or posts on reddit flags it to the moderators of that subreddit, and if he was paging through someone's profile who posted a lot in one of the less trans friendly subreddits, the mods of that subreddit would have gotten dozens of reports for comments made months prior, on things he personally judged transphobic and hateful ("trans women shouldn't compete in women's sports because they're biological males") and they'd have gone to the admins over that.
Reddit does specifically have a policy about that.

User Reports: In addition to these proactive moderation efforts, Reddit regularly receives reports of potential content policy violations from our users. We encourage our users, including community moderators, to report content that they believe may violate Reddit’s rules. Upon receipt of a report of a potential violation, we process the report, make a decision, and take any appropriate action in a timely manner. We use automated tools to help prioritize content that has been flagged for us, either via user reports or our own proactive efforts. To protect against abuse of our reporting systems, we may send warnings, issue temporary or permanent account bans, or restrict the processing of reports submitted by those who have engaged in report abuse. For example, to prevent abuse of our systems, we may limit the number of reports that one person can submit on a single item of content. Please see our reporting guide for more information on how to report policy violations.

Amusingly he characterised it as "helping to moderate", indicating he viewed himself as a janny despite not having janny powers.

Not sure exactly what the players are here but shes really pissed at Candace Owens stating that kids are too young to transition because if you still believe in santa how can you understand transition.

I love when someone who's trying to play the social justice game slips a bit with their insults. First instinct is to mock the blond for being an Onlyfans hoe, then a backpedal to reaffirming sex work is work, only to then go on with insulting the blond for being a hoe. If you think sex work is work, being a hoe isn't something you can insult someone for! The black one knows this but can't help it.
I don't know why it entertains me so much but it's like their normal person brain is temporarily overriding their NPC programming. Also crops up when someone's sick of someone being a weirdo or a fucking idiot, but is trying to express that insult without being stigmatising to the neurodiverse or ableist. You can't insult someone's intelligence without being "ableist" but people tie themselves up in knots trying to ("ignorant" was the go to insult for a bit until people argued it was classist and racist because not everyone has equal access to educational resources or time to read theory).

 

[gamerweeb1]

A collection of horrible (and slightly self-aware?!) memes from the troons of the dumpster fire called r/egg_irl:

 

[stupid frog]

Not sure exactly what the players are here but shes really pissed at Candace Owens stating that kids are too young to transition because if you still believe in santa how can you understand transition.
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"triple minority" SHUT UP NIGGER

 

[monstrous bubo]

"triple minority" SHUT UP NIGGER

I guarantee you that you could pick the whitest, most normal dude off the street and find three things about him that are statistical outliers, making him a triple minority too. The fact they are not obvious is irrelevant, BTW, because plenty of the SJW’s favourite identity markers are also not obvious. Let’s have AB- blood type Day of Visibility!

 

[Positron]

In the interest of balanced reporting I'm posting tranny Ws.


Men using bathrooms are in awe at the sight of the royal scepter. They are in so much shock that they bow away in deference as the King shits in the urinal.

 

[Gondolindrim]

Genuinely delusional
Leaving aside the “vagina” below it

HRT doesn't expand your bones you fucking idiot

 

[Roland TB-303]

In the interest of balanced reporting I'm posting tranny Ws.
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Men using bathrooms are in awe at the sight of the royal scepter. They are in so much shock that they bow away in deference as the King shits in the urinal.
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No one is looking at anyone’s dick at a urinal you porn sick fucking freak. I barely even look at my own. Anyone giving side eyes at a urinal needs to be dragged out of there by their fucking hair.

 

[gampboonerisms]

And it doesn't help that IT departments are flooded with pajeets these days that do most things in the most difficult, tedious way possible.

I feel the simmering anger in this statement. THE MOST DIFFICULT WAY POSSIBLE IS THE ONLY WAY. God i work with fucking idiots.

... sorry i hate troons and love when they get their shit kicked in. I almost hate stupid people more, but i know i can train my dumbass coworkers to be better than whiney trannies at least.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Men using bathrooms are in awe at the sight of the royal scepter. They are in so much shock that they bow away in deference as the King shits in the urinal.

This is a joke.

It's not even an original joke, but I can't cite sources on that. You can imagine it edited down and being delivered in the Mitch Hedburg vein.

 

[Poonocchio]

In the interest of balanced reporting I'm posting tranny Ws.

I am howling laughing. Have we found the gigaest gigahon to ever gigahon? I say I'm laughing but a 6'7/6'8 bloke in a dress is absolutely terrifying. I  need to see him next to a 4'9 pooner.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

trans, diddled and black

Sing along, kids!

Anyway, I really hate how "triggered" they pretend to be about their "deadnames". Regular average people who have actual trauma live their lives normally every day. I know a dude who was stabbed. You think he shits his pants and starts crying when he sees someone take out a butter knife to spread Nutella on their bread? Nope. We all know people who have gone through some real shit and yet they go on about their lives. These mfers acting out fits over their NAMES should be shot point blank.

It’s so performative. Do they get rid of all their old possessions on transitioning? Do they (intentionally) cut off their friends and family? Do they quit their old hobbies and interests? Because those things must surely be equally strong reminders of their old lives.

 

[Procrastinhater]

No one is looking at anyone’s dick at a urinal you porn sick fucking freak. I barely even look at my own. Anyone giving side eyes at a urinal needs to be dragged out of there by their fucking hair.

Yeah I've never once looked at another dudes dick in the toilet or seen anyone else do it. It sounds like a good way to get your teeth smashed into the sinks.
That said I usually use the stall. A friend of mine had someone come up behind him at a toilet in Panama and put a knife to his throat to rob him. You're never more vulnerable than when you're standing there with you dick in your hand, fuck that. Someone tries to rob me in the shitter the time it takes them to get through the stall door means I have time to grab my Sig.