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batteredpancakes said:
TiF finds out urinals can flush after an entire year of using the mens bathroom lol.
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TyrasGuard said:
Of course it does, toilets/urinals only have one fucking button to push or lever/chain to pull. What the fuck did you think it was? Ejector seat?
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Could be a europooner, in Europe most urinals are auto flush on a timer, manual flushes are extremely rare.
 
I'm very surprised no one caught that the school tranny goes by Mol. As in short for molester.

Also, bragging about for once making more as an influencer than as a substitute teacher is just laughable. Good job faggot, you figured out how to make more than $1k/month.

Lastly, that speech at the end of the video about how they won't let the hater win or whatever. That person didn't want you at a school around kids. You are no longer at a school around kids. I don't think you won that one.

I also thought of a Pooner poem:

Tranny, tranny
Quite uncanny
Born as Sue
But now is Danny
 
TyrasGuard said:
Of course it does, toilets/urinals only have one fucking button to push or lever/chain to pull. What the fuck did you think it was? Ejector seat?
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batteredpancakes said:
TiF finds out urinals can flush after an entire year of using the mens bathroom lol.
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urinals can flush!

i’m not sure if this was common knowledge to anyone else here, but i recently learned that urinals have a handle to flush! i’ve been using the men’s room for about a year now, but I still avoid it as much as I can. anyways, a few days ago I was in the stall and heard someone come in, use the urinal and flush afterwards. i was confused at first, not knowing where the flushing noise came from. are all urinals like this? or is it “newer” or maybe “fancier” urinals that have handles?
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Neat, I had no idea. Granted I’ve never used one, nor wanted to use one.
So I guess men everywhere are pissed at their new pooner friends, for never flushing after themselves?

Touching a button on a urinal sounds really disgusting though. Aren’t you worried about splash?
 
TiM needs advice on how to pass. As actual sex.

What is it like living like an Adam Sandler character?

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snov said:
Neat, I had no idea. Granted I’ve never used one, nor wanted to use one.
So I guess men everywhere are pissed at their new pooner friends, for never flushing after themselves?

Touching a button on a urinal sounds really disgusting though. Aren’t you worried about splash?
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A lot of them have motion sensor/automatic flush, so you don't have to touch anything. The handles should be kicked or bumped with an elbow or something. I'm mystified this person didn't think you needed to flush piss. What in the hell. It's not like they're pissing in a drain. Pooners are on a different plane of existence clearly because even someone who has never laid their naked eyeballs on a urinal would be aware the piss has to be gotten rid of somehow.
 
Jacques1194 said:
I'm skeptical of that bathroom story.The TIF claims the assistant principal told her the teacher was worried that she'd look at his balls while he has em out?
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Can a true and honest bloke please confirm for me if men even expose their balls while they're pissing? Every time I've ever seen a dude wee against a wall or a tree or whatever they just slip their cock out of the fly a bit, or pull it up over the waistband or whatever. I don't think I've ever seen a guy get his balls out too just to piss anyway? Lil pooner's story doesn't make sense to me for this reason.

Idk1990 said:
Troons, typical in their autism, don't seem to understand that people say "genital preference" because they're being polite/cautious.
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'Genital preferences' have only become a thing recently, it used to be absolutely fine to say "hell NO, I'd never fuck a tranny, that's gross". But now you get cancelled and harassed by idiots if you dare to say anything that honest so we've all jumped on the next more socially acceptable option. Troons hate it because they know full well it's only become such a prevalent thing because it's the only way we can express disgust without being accused of wrongthink, and because it sounds so reasonable any arguments they might have against it sound incredibly rapey and expose more of their psyches than they would like us to be seeing.

ed for typo, what even are words
 
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batteredpancakes said:
TiF finds out urinals can flush after an entire year of using the mens bathroom lol.
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urinals can flush!

i’m not sure if this was common knowledge to anyone else here, but i recently learned that urinals have a handle to flush! i’ve been using the men’s room for about a year now, but I still avoid it as much as I can. anyways, a few days ago I was in the stall and heard someone come in, use the urinal and flush afterwards. i was confused at first, not knowing where the flushing noise came from. are all urinals like this? or is it “newer” or maybe “fancier” urinals that have handles?
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Jesus fucking God I've seen pooners say some ridiculous shit, but this takes the cake 🤦‍♂️

Lol that she also managed to get it backwards: flushless urinals are the newer, fancier, eco-friendlier models.

everybody in Portugal said:
Can a true and honest bloke please confirm for me if men heaven expose their balls while they're pissing
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No, you do not get your balls out to take a leak (lol)
 
That male teacher is smart. He’d be a fool to be alone in a bathroom with a mentally unwell female student who no doubt idealizes fucked up gay age gap relationships like those in her favorite high school yaoi.
 
snov said:
I wonder what these boymoders are eating to grow so busty so fast. I can just wear a sports bra and cardigan or hoodie or something and look completely flat, but somehow that never crosses their minds.
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Nothing, I've never seen tranny moobs larger than those of your average flabby 50 yo alcoholic who doesn't even know what HRT is. "Mom/dad/sister/uncle interacts with my moobs" seems like a disturbing running theme on tranny subs that they collectively fap to.
 
hufflemuff said:
Nothing, I've never seen tranny moobs larger than those of your average flabby 50 yo alcoholic who doesn't even know what HRT is. "Mom/dad/sister/uncle interacts with my moobs" seems like a disturbing running theme on tranny subs that they collectively fap to.
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"Dad, I need to tell you something. I... have joined the Intelligence Service, yeah, that's right, and I need to go under deep, deep cover, which is the reason why I, er... Dad? Dad, my eyes are up here..."
 
Paper Machete said:
A lot of them have motion sensor/automatic flush, so you don't have to touch anything. The handles should be kicked or bumped with an elbow or something. I'm mystified this person didn't think you needed to flush piss. What in the hell. It's not like they're pissing in a drain. Pooners are on a different plane of existence clearly because even someone who has never laid their naked eyeballs on a urinal would be aware the piss has to be gotten rid of somehow.
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There are urinals that don't flush at all. They're supposed to be good for the environment, but part of me thinks it's just cost cutting.
 
snov said:
Neat, I had no idea. Granted I’ve never used one, nor wanted to use one.
So I guess men everywhere are pissed at their new pooner friends, for never flushing after themselves?

Touching a button on a urinal sounds really disgusting though. Aren’t you worried about splash?
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The rate of flow is low and spread out around the entire top of the device so splashes from that are not an issue.
The actual urinal reflecting back is a much bigger worry, though again not as much on newer ones.
 
LaughJoke2.0 said:
Well, the Feeling "Unloved" Troon should look on the bright side his wife did affirm his "Gender" she's just not a dyke.
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That's just the attempt at a "get out of your tranny husband's freakout free" card. Ohhhh damn, you're a stunning and valid woman and all but I'm just not a lesbian haha guess we have to get divorced now haha please don't kill me.
 
One Quick Post said:
That's just the attempt at a "get out of your tranny husband's freakout free" card. Ohhhh damn, you're a stunning and valid woman and all but I'm just not a lesbian haha guess we have to get divorced now haha please don't kill me.
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Happens to Pooners to look at Ellen Page her wife was like isn't wonderful you're now your "authentic self" oh by the way here's divorce papers I like chicks not mutilated broads pretending to be men.
 
I find it pretty funny when they pull out the 'clownfish change sex!!!' as an argument for why transgenderism is natural and real

Not only is it pretty silly to compare humans to fish, something we are very far from being related to, but also

The clownfish naturally change their sex on their own and grows overies and their testes dissapear. They dont need any hormone injections or surgeries, they become actual females.
Plus they're actually functional members of fish society and 'transition' for the good of the clownfish race.

With human men, you inherently have to manually inject hormones and even then, the only thing they grow is weird moobs, no actual female organs.

Imagine chopping your cock off and regularly injecting yourself with hormone slurry and you'll still never be able to be a real woman like a clownfish will. Fucking L
 
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