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monstrous bubo said:
Today is our anniversary of 14 years and despite transitioning for 2 years now, she turns to me in the most serious tone and says "look at my handsome husband". She's supportive, in a way, but she slips often.
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omg a lot of men would kill to have a wife who treats him like this...and he is having a narc hissy fit that his wife won't pretend he's a pretty, pretty princess.

monstrous bubo said:
I guess its a reoccurring conversation for them, about his marriage, because he's unhappy. His wife expects him to change to accommodate her and all her needs. Sounds very familiar to me, like I'm looking into a mirror.
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troon feels he was abused because his wife told him not to cheat on her with some discord girl? And is with no hint of irony saying she expects him to "change to accommodate her and all her needs" even though he's forcing her to accept him trooning out?

also I'm always amused by men pushing for an "open relationship" and them being shocked/jealous to discover dick isn't exactly hard to get so their wife is drowning in it while they get none.
 
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Kumquat said:
Yup, the unspoken gentleman's agreement of the urinals. Don't ever take the urinal directly beside someone else. You take the one farthest away, and if you have no choice, it's still preferable to just pee in the stall. Pooners will never understand this though, since they're not men and they never will be.

Just as an aside, it reminds me a lot of the radical feminist who legitimately believed that men have secret meetings in the men's room at work, since that's the only place they can be away from their female coworkers. She had millions of men in the comments inform her that, no, men do not have secret gatherings in the bathroom like women do. Another unspoken rule of the men's room is you do not talk to anybody, especially when they are in the process of taking a leak/dump. Men don't talk to each other in the men's room. We go in, quickly do our business, and leave. It's why I laugh so hard at the pooners having anxiety attacks over using the men's bathroom. They just don't understand that men do not give a shit. Just go in, relieve yourself, and leave. It's not a social meet, it's not the cool kids club, it's the bathroom. Piss or get off the pot.
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Women don't have secret meetings in the bathroom at work either, at least I never saw this. Maybe if you have a work bestie or whatever and want to gossip for a bit (I can also imagine only younger people do this), but nothing I would call "meetings". There are always better spots to have a chat, even if you don't want to be overheard, bathrooms are probably at the bottom of the list. Troons also seem to think women bathrooms are a place where everyone gathers and chats all the time, but especially in any public place (restaurants, airports etc), women also do not interact with strangers and are trying to leave as quickly as possible.
 
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batteredpancakes said:
TiF finds out urinals can flush after an entire year of using the mens bathroom lol.
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urinals can flush!

i’m not sure if this was common knowledge to anyone else here, but i recently learned that urinals have a handle to flush! i’ve been using the men’s room for about a year now, but I still avoid it as much as I can. anyways, a few days ago I was in the stall and heard someone come in, use the urinal and flush afterwards. i was confused at first, not knowing where the flushing noise came from. are all urinals like this? or is it “newer” or maybe “fancier” urinals that have handles?
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MIRANDA, [rising and coming forward] O wonder!
How many goodly creatures are there here!
How beauteous mankind is! O, brave new world
That has such people in ’t!
PROSPERO ’Tis new to thee.
 
16 and half closeted. Pre-everything and therefore not past the point of no return.
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This discomfort with both names is a clear indication of almost getting it.
It is the answers steering him to more delusion.
It is Reddit that is killing him. I wonder what Reddit's death toll might be?
 
countrybumpkin said:
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"It's not fair that people don't want to date me!"

The fucking entitlement of trannies, man. Jesus Christ almighty...

I have to point out yet again the contradiction here. "I want to... just know how to please her because I already know what it's like. I want to know what she's talking about when she brings up girl struggles."

Wait a minute... I have it on reliable authority from trannies that trans-women are women. Trannies tell me that you know you are a woman because you feel like one, and you know it deep down in your soul. You have a female brain, after all, don't you? So you should already know how to please a woman. You should already know about "girl struggles," because trans women are women, therefore you are a woman, therefore your problems are all "girl struggles."

But you know it's not true, don't you? You know you'll never understand what being a woman feels like, because you're full of shit and lying to yourself. You'll never understand how it feels to be a woman, because you are not a woman, you never were a woman, and you never will be a woman.
 
Pube Dandruff said:
Lil pooner virgin asks if it is possible to masturbate without feeling female; gets some sage reddit advice:
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She is talking about a "strapless strap-on', aka a Feeldoe or similar. It has one smaller end that's intended to be held inside the vagina while the larger end is used to penetrate a partner. It's advertised as strapless, but unless you have a vice grip and/or don't lubricate much, you still need a harness or some panties with a hole cut out to hold them in place. It's literally just a strap-on, albeit one that offers pleasure to the user and not just the strap-ee. Who uses strap-ons? Females. Women. Usually lesbians, but sometimes femdoms who like pegging their boyfriends. The wearing of a strap is a quintessentially female experience, and it pisses me off that they think "female = submissive + being penetrated" and "male = dominant + penetrating others". They have literal retard level understanding of human sexuality.
 
Procopius said:
To be fair to her, the flushing ones are a fairly recent idea and it's more often implemented by an optical sensor that detects when you move away. the flushable ones surprised me too when I first saw them. Since Victorian times they usually work by water trickling very slowly into the cistern and that triggering a flush when it fills up. It probably is wasteful in places like theatres that have long quiet periods but carry on flushing anyway.
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Auto flushing ones perhaps, but flush urinals have been a thing for at least my entire lifetime. This girl just had zero fucking clue about men's toilets.

monstrous bubo said:
Apologies for derailing the urinal discussion with off-topic talk of trannies and their Ls, but this caught my eye
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Okay, we'll allow it. Just this once.
 
countrybumpkin said:
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"I know bisexual people are fine with it"

Uh no they fuckin' ain't. Unless they happen to be a degenerate who's into limp dick and man titties attached to a cluster B nightmare with a receding hairline and extensive collection of cum-stained plushies which, lez be real, is a minute section of the population.

Get fucked, bridge troll. I hope he cuts off his dick thinking lesbians will for sure accept him once the ol' flesh strap-on is out of the way. It's a known fact true and honest lesbians are attracted to gruesome open wounds, it's why so many of them watch colostomy porn (cap).

He will never be able to identify with the most difficult girl struggle of all: avoiding entitled sex pest men like himself who think he's owed pussy. This guy will be lucky to serve as 5th wheel in a transbian polycule, bet even the other degenerates are creeped out by him.
 
For some reason I just remembered about the called-off Trans Day Of Vengeance, and how that got entirely memory-holed.

Incredible really. If that had been even this one year later I think there'd have been a lot more to come back from that.
 
AfghanBlue said:
For some reason I just remembered about the called-off Trans Day Of Vengeance, and how that got entirely memory-holed.

Incredible really. If that had been even this one year later I think there'd have been a lot more to come back from that.
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It would have been insanely bad optics to have a "trans day of vengeance" immediately after a school shooting where the perpetrator was trans. The trannies had a rare, brief moment of lucidity and realized "wait, that sounds really horrible... maybe we shouldn't do that."

But of course, in typical tranny fashion, they only called it off because they knew it would be bad PR, and not because it was, you know, abhorrently evil or anything.
 
The culture will never allow it but I’d love to see a study on the potential overlap of incels and transgenderism.
 
batteredpancakes said:
TiF finds out urinals can flush after an entire year of using the mens bathroom lol.
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This raises so many questions. How do you not know urinals can flush? what do you think the handle is for? Do you think it's some toy we play with while we have our dick in our other hand? and at no point did you ever try the handle out of curiosity? Where have you been pissing that you only just now heard a urinal flush? Jesus Christ if pooners are going to keep being a thing we need to have a class on how to be a man.
 
Kumquat said:
It would have been insanely bad optics to have a "trans day of vengeance" immediately after a school shooting where the perpetrator was trans. The trannies had a rare, brief moment of lucidity and realized "wait, that sounds really horrible... maybe we shouldn't do that."
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Pooners in particular (very much unlike male troons) are invisible until they shoot up the place. :roll:

Ravana said:
The culture will never allow it but I’d love to see a study on the potential overlap of incels and transgenderism.
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By current thing definition they are no longer incels when they transition.
So no overlap. :christine: Tee hee.
 
AfghanBlue said:
For some reason I just remembered about the called-off Trans Day Of Vengeance, and how that got entirely memory-holed.

Incredible really. If that had been even this one year later I think there'd have been a lot more to come back from that.
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Can you imagine if any other group announced that they were having a "day of vengeance"?
 
countrybumpkin said:
Can you imagine if any other group announced that they were having a "day of vengeance"?
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Is that basically what the BLM movement was? And they were encouraged and even celebrated for it.

Dr. Henry Armitage said:
This raises so many questions. How do you not know urinals can flush? what do you think the handle is for? Do you think it's some toy we play with while we have our dick in our other hand? and at no point did you ever try the handle out of curiosity? Where have you been pissing that you only just now heard a urinal flush? Jesus Christ if pooners are going to keep being a thing we need to have a class on how to be a man.
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The handle is there to keep us steady as we blast piss from our fire-hose cocks like the super Chad, manly dood kings we are bro!
 
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