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I thought the troons were able to still orgasm and have amazing orgasms. So weird that the trolls were right again!
 
Law said:
"The idiot bimbo Stacies who I'm totally not like cause they're women and I'm not always show off their boobs, so clearly I have to show off my fake dong!"

I think a lot of trans redditors have never seen a member of the opposite sex, let alone talked to one.

The obsession with "packers" (yeuch) also is part of trans being a consooomer movement. A crocheted dong you can shove down your shorts is another thing you can buy. If a woman just puts on a pair of men's jeans, boxers, and a tee-shirt, she's spending way less money than if she also buys a binder, a fake cock, a he/him button, a can or five of manic panic, elevator shoes and eyebrow paint. Think of the profits!
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Packers are the female version of silicone boobs (not boobjob). I knew a girl who got a packer from her literal sex worker of a girlfriend cuz "uwu dysphoria" and my ally brain was like "uwu good for you" and now I'm like "is that how you see us? should I stop looking atcha in the eye and focus on those DD cups you're sporting?".

I actually think pooners are more cock-obsessed than even the traditional slut (male or female). they'll suck on it, take it, and enjoy it. but they're not focused on their own to an obsessive degree/would never want to have one. Pooners like cock so much they wanna have one and constantly think about dicks and balls all the time. they really are coomers.
 
Pooner admits to being feminine and liking men, but don't you dare call her a straight girl or she will lose her shit :twisted:
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tZir said:
Packers are the female version of silicone boobs (not boobjob).
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I guess it's better than getting lymphoma from implants.
Also, I could be wrong, but you and all of your buddies sound super young. I know the trans bullshit is harrowing but I'm hopeful that your friends will grow out of it. Many people leave trans-prostitution-internet-cult bullshit behind once they get a proper job, get into a healthy romantic relationship, or find effective ways of managing physical or mental health issues, and honestly most of that just comes from age and experience.

This isn't an L, so it's slightly off-topic, but this is an interesting article about the psychology that underpins trans madness. https://archive.ph/ONne0
 
Evilronald said:
“It uses the name Miranda or it gets cut off from contact again.” “I was made to feel like a creep or a predator as a teenager.” Can’t imagine why someone would see a sex pest as a creep or a predator. This is like some multiple personalities shit. And of course creepy Emily is there to offer hugs.
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Wow just noticed Emily has come up quite a bit in this thread, they really need to take some time off from Reddit and go touch some grass, throw a football, goto the arcade and play pacman, kidnap some lady and wear her skin around the campfire. You know the normal things teenage girls are into
 
Law said:
Reaching peak trans can be a long and perilous climb. Many become lost in the winding chasms of True-Trans Pass before getting back on the trail. You have to watch out for falling forced-compliment boulders in But-He's-One-Of-The-Nice-Ones Gorge, then journey on over the extremely flat and narrow plains of Blair White's Ass, through the Haunted Wig Forest, then turn back around at I-Have-A-Trans-Friend Point. By then, you should be able to see enough of the surrounding landscape to get oriented. Many first-time climbers can get stuck here, and may even have to call for rescue from a TERF in a helicopter.
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To my fortune/misfortune I reached peak trans a hundred years ago as a teen. Coincidentally it was the first trans family “friend”, too. The trans-later looking man always gave me creepy vibes but I couldn’t pinpoint why. He just did. Later I found out he was a gross AGP troon who pressured my mom into talking about his gross sexual AGP stuff under the guise of just wanting to get support. My overly kind (and probably intimidated) mom wanted to support him but came to me to tell me she felt weird and gross about that shit and the then-teenage me did her best so say that’s not okay, he’s using you, despite not having all the fancy vocabulary and theory we have here now. Sorry for PL but it makes me mad irl when troons dare to claim TERF propaganda peaks people. No. As we know, it’s the troons irl who do that shit. Give me the hats if you feel it’s appropriate. I’m still mad.
 
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tZir said:
Packers are the female version of silicone boobs
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Are you talking about those creepy fucking chestplates? Those things give me the chills. For anyone who thinks the TIMs are skinwalkers just wait until you see one wearing a silicone breastplate. For those who are blissfully unaware, what I’m referring to are often full-sized silicone molds modeled after female chests complete with (usually large) tits. They tend to cut off like a shirt, at the neck, shoulders and just above the waist. They’re one of the reasons troons love to wear chokers, to hide the seam so it looks more “natural” They still give off a very powerful uncanny valley feeling. You have to be extremely mentally ill to wear something like that, much less in public.

They are beyond disturbing and if anyone has a picture on hand they can post in this thread, please do.
 
Kumquat said:
Humans... are not fish.

You can send me my Nobel prize in the mail.
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The phenotype "metaphor" falls flat because this distinct kind of hermaphroditism in these fish species, which is an actual phenotypic trait, is an expression of their genotype . They are genetically determined to become hermaphrodites. Humans are gonochoric (a scientific term that is probably gonna be "re-evaluated" by gender hacks), and just like in fish, our sexual phenotypes/attributes/whatever u call it are also determined by our genotype/gonosomes.
You do not "change your phenotype", the expressed receptors you stimulate with exogenous estrogen are the actual phenotype, you just activate pathways in tissues where they are normally not active.

I find it really baffling how these people say stuff like "this might have been true to a 5th grade biology class" (quote from above) while one of the first things you learn in biology class is the answer to the eon old question of why do men have nipples. And I'm pretty sure stuff like Swyer syndrome, Turner and Klinefelter is also part of every school's biology curriculum at some point, that's not some "advanced biology secrets" stuff.
 
blanketdog said:
mom wanted to support him but came to me to tell me she felt weird and gross about that shit
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I will always encourage people who feel weird and gross after interacting with these men to trust their instincts. What these men do to their wives and kids is, in fact, weird and gross.
There's a website, childrenoftransitioners.org, that has a lot of stories just like this.
The callous disregard that AGP men show for their kids shocks me all the time. You'd think I'd be desensitized after reading crazy shit on the internet all day, but nope.
I think we eventually might see services like Ala-Teen for children and teens with AGP dads. I really do feel bad for them.
 
monstrous bubo said:
Many species of fish change their sex in response to environmental cues, social cues, or life history milestones.
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The troon describing this phenomenon is deliberately engaging in false equivalence, a fallacy in reasoned argument almost always employed deliberately, in bad faith.

Comparing those species of fish to human beings is asserting that since this sex-changing trait occurs in nature, then human transitioning is thus inherently a perfectly natural process. Behold the troon, that gaudy miracle of fabulous nature.

The sheer dishonesty of it grates on the nerves.
 
Super Dilator Duel 3D said:
Are you talking about those creepy fucking chestplates? Those things give me the chills. For anyone who thinks the TIMs are skinwalkers just wait until you see one wearing a silicone breastplate. For those who are blissfully unaware, what I’m referring to are often full-sized silicone molds modeled after female chests complete with (usually large) tits. They tend to cut off like a shirt, at the neck, shoulders and just above the waist. They’re one of the reasons troons love to wear chokers, to hide the seam so it looks more “natural” They still give off a very powerful uncanny valley feeling. You have to be extremely mentally ill to wear something like that, much less in public.

They are beyond disturbing and if anyone has a picture on hand they can post in this thread, please do.
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It could be more innocuous than that, there are silicon pads for stuffing bras that actual women will use (though I would prefer foam, silicone pads sound very uncomfortable). Also very thin ones that are more about hiding nipples without creating a visible seam like a bra would, quite useful for certain kinds of dresses.

But most likely it's the troon thing. A certain Canadian crafts teacher made a stir with one of those last year.
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Edit, Swapped the aliexpress link out, looks like I accidentally mistook some kind of sex toy for a breast form (not that those aren't also sex toys).
 
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Mitt Doggy Dogg said:
That's what I thought atleast far as the MTFs go, I didn't know that about pooners though. I remember reading a few people not wanting to take the hormones since it messes with their sex drive. You'd think your mental health would be more important then your sex drive. So T hormones increase the pooners sex drive? I find that interesting?
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Interesting factoid: testosterone increases in women as a result of alcohol consumption. So besides lowered inhibitions, habitual drinking can also make women have increased libido.


TismFarmer said:
Why do they have all the curtains in the house closed on a lovely sunny day? This, along with the gross house, is something I associate with Mental illness or Drug addiction..
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Speaking from personal experience, I dislike bright light. But mostly because I live in a courtyard, and have nosy neighbours (some with binoculars!) who make no secret of keeping tabs on everyone across the way. It’s like fucking Rear Window here.

But in their case, it’s probably more comfortable because it resembles their natural habitat of a windowless basement.
 
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man, people aren't exaggerating when they say troons see gender like a movable slider in a character creation screen.

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Evilronald said:
Definite skinwalker vibes. Women’s hands don’t look like this at all imo. Look too fat and not slender for the size.
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"Emily" is clearly a male. (Probably obvious to everyone here.) I thought he was just doing the typical troon thing of being coy and saying he's "female" because "it even says female on my birth certificate!" But he's literally claiming to be a "cis girl"??? I dunno just sounds like a weird role play/fantasy, he's probably just getting off to it. Actually, like ten years ago (?) there was apparently a TIM who larped as a (cis woman) TERF and he was apparently one of the biggest early TERF tumblr power users (?)
 
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Warning: Clothing Autism

Emily is a skinny manlet boy of secondary school age. I state this as fact because of a singular tag he left on his floor.
In several pictures, you can see a CamPure tag on the floor, next to a brown boot in front of his mirror. CamPure is a brand marketed to infants, children, and mothers. In his most recent selfie, his wearing a yellow CamPure V-neck sweater vest.

The Sweater Vest
This item's maximum chest measurement is 36 inches, length is roughly 30 inches, and the collar to sleeve is 5 inches (size XXL).
Compare all those measurements to the source photo. This kid is probably 5'8" at best.
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(also I tried to source that weird sushi cat plush, but it's sold wholesale from Kenji all over the place)
 
The Gunt Whisperer said:
Interesting factoid: testosterone increases in women as a result of alcohol consumption. So besides lowered inhibitions, habitual drinking can also make women have increased libido.




Speaking from personal experience, I dislike bright light. But mostly because I live in a courtyard, and have nosy neighbours (some with binoculars!) who make no secret of keeping tabs on everyone across the way. It’s like fucking Rear Window here.

But in their case, it’s probably more comfortable because it resembles their natural habitat of a windowless basement.
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There are actually very conflicting studies and a somewhat unclear correlation/inverse correlation between alcohol and testosterone. By what we know now, it seems very moderate and light alcohol consumption can immediately raise testosterone levels in both women and men but habitual drinking, especially in men leads to chronic and significant testosterone decrease.
 
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