📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Chandelier]

I've been seeing more of these of late. Here's an inner look into the pooners who post their journal entries as fanfiction.

I posted this in the Fanfiction Horrors thread, but it had enough pooner exclusive content that it could be posted here. This work cannot be viewed without an account, yet it was short enough for me to screencap the entire thing.

Transwomen: brag about how many cocks they can take inside their ass and how great they are at fucking men
Pooners: cry at every possible thing, continue to be traumatized by uncle Mo Lester.

Interesting how transwomen can love their 'girlcock' and get gleefully giddy over their bodies, yet transmen continue to write female-centric screeds on how much they hate their body. This one hates being a woman so much she doesn't want to take anything with estrogen in it to prevent pregnancy. She refers to her genitalia as a 'Mancunt'. She resents being reduced to a "Manhole".


She's easily clocked in public, wants love and sex, yet deeply fears getting pregnant. Does not want any IUDs or hormonal birth control because she resents filling her body with estrogen. Also talks about being a fake slut - despite being celibate for 7-8 years. A woman doesn't have to be reduced to a 'Manhole' - that's borderline misogynist thinking. But pooners forever hate their female bodies for what they are, and so desperately want to be men they'll butcher themselves to get it. All because someone mistreated them and made them hate the body they had.

I'd feel pity, but they do it to themselves.

 

[Faceless Whore]

You spend a gazillion dollar to become a woman girl and Reality has to barge in and be a TERF:
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I don't have much to offer, i'm just venting because i feel super upset tonight. There's this guy I've been attracted to for a few months and the feeling is mutual. Currently we're just friends but we know we like each other. he doesn't know and I haven't told him because I didn't have hope he'd be interested in me, plus i wanted to learn about his preferences before disclosing. we were talking tonight and he told me he really wants to have kids and prioritizes that and it would be a problem if his partner couldn't have any... it saddens me a lot.

i feel defective, undesirable, like i'm not enough and never will be in this lifetime. i knew he was likely not going to want me already, but this stings yknow. i would have kids if i could... I wish we didn't have to deal with this. sorry for my rant

There's some things you just can't play-pretend away.

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"HELP THE HRT AND DENIAL DOES NOTHING."
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Being able to one day get over my dysphoria feels impossible, I still get viewed as a guy even 6 years into hrt. I feel like my transition has gone almost no where, I still have suicidal ideations far more then I should. The further and further I get the more and more my dysphoria grows while I get to see cis women and trans women who get to have beautiful attractive feminine bodies while I’m stuck in a body that only gets hit on by chasers and gay men.

If I could instead just take a pill that just simply made me not trans I would do it in a heartbeat. Nothing good has come of this, If anything being trans has done nothing but set back my mental health immensely.

I hate how the only way I can function daily is by essentially ignoring I’m trans and my desire to be feminine, how when ever I do try to be feminine I breakdown in swells over how I don’t look like a cis woman but like someone who was born male wearing something feminine. I hate my height and my feet size. I hate how 6 years on hrt my breasts still look underdeveloped. I hate how I have to be okay with this because there’s nothing else medically(besides surgery which I can’t afford and will only solve some issues) that can be done.

Unless you get to pass and look cis being trans is total bs.

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The pooner rage is already strong with this one. I wonder if we're gonna hear about a food court being shot up a week from now:
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I wish people would see us as more than just our genitals and just as a normal human being. I hate living here, I hate working in fast food but I’m forced to do this until I can pay off our taxes and find a job in the area my step dad works. I’ll try retail since retail is the only thing where people won’t see me as a walking subhuman vagina just because I am transgender. If cisgender people lived like this for a day or even better a week, I’m convinced that they still wouldn’t change their ignorance and stupidity. This is torture to be seen as nothing more but a different version of a woman. Even worse the transphobia I had to go through were by my store manager and some other manager in charge, and I can’t risk getting fired or else I can’t pay my taxes. The comments they said to me all because I didn’t like how I was being treated disgusted me.

“We could not respect you, you have breasts, you’re body is female, but we still say [name] instead of [deadname] you just need to give us time.” Even though they just met me. Goddamn someone’s biological sex doesn’t even equal their gender, but I don’t expect people around here to be that intelligent. They even said that they’re “going against the law” by “trying” to use my pronouns and name and that they could just abide by the law instead even though my state has discrimination policies and laws to RESPECT transgender people.

I expected this level of unprofessionalism in the fast food workplace because this happens every time I’m forced to work in that job area. I can’t wait to work somewhere else, just a few more months and I’ll be hopefully emotionally safer. I just thought that I’d be a little safer from having my genitals talked about.

Cisgender people are fucking weird and only think about genitals. It’s creepy and uncomfortable, these people have no common sense. I did complain in a subreddit about this and went more in detail but two transphobic comments were enough for me to delete the post.

I’m tired.

On the bright side I start testosterone next week.

Also:

Cisgender people are fucking weird and only think about genitals.

No we think about what you really are. If it were about genitals trooners and pooners wouldn't be getting called their actual sex post crotch botch you dumbfuck.

 

[Arkin O'Brien]

I've been seeing more of these of late. Here's an inner look into the pooners who post their journal entries as fanfiction.
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That's Pixyteri, legendary old /cgl/ girlcow, the Queen herself. She's always been an unstable attention whore, but she's really gone off the rails the past few years. Her thread in the Beauty Parlor is equal parts hilarious and depressing.

 

[Faceless Whore]

That's Pixyteri, legendary old /cgl/ girlcow, the Queen herself. She's always been an unstable attention whore, but she's really gone off the rails the past few years. Her thread in the Beauty Parlor is equal parts hilarious and depressing.

She's the girl the /pt/ boards are named after, isn't she?

 

[Arkin O'Brien]

She's the girl the /pt/ boards are named after, isn't she?

Yeah, that's her. She's now a very far cry from her 'I'm haffu and a cute gravue idolu~!' days. She now thinks she's a transman, has a dick growing in her stomach and thinks a ghost is trying to rapemarry her. It's wild.

 

[Ashkenazi Porn Actress]

You folks think this Vulcan looking troon will pass?

Dude has the robust skull structure of a Medieval peasant.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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“I’ve been navigating womanhood about as long as a lot of my cis friends.” Troons will never be second class women: because they are not women and never will be women. They’re delusional eunuch sexpest men who are parasites on a society that deserves it for tolerating them.
Until more women are willing to stop virtue signaling for these Frankenstein monsters, this will never stop.

"still figuring out what 'being myself' actually means; in a philosophical spiral currently. Sometimes the social transition feels harder than the physical"

I almost have no words, but: fucking lmao

It's like troons are genetically engineered to miss the forest for the trees.

 

[GumballFapper]

They called me out for having female features.... They are the ones who are in denial!!!!

New masculine gender affirming trait dropped: Having diarrhea

Yeah little pooner, once your mutilation transition is over you will swim in men just like your yaoi comics

 

[Marche]

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Why do pooners do this (I know why but still)
99% of the time you don't even feel your penis is there and when you do its either because your balls are tingling, you have a boner often from morning wood or your balls are stuck to your leg and need adjusting. putting a "packer" in your underwear does not recreate any of these things and none of which are heckin manly.

It's like your ears and nose, you know there are there, you can touch them and sometimes feel them if you focus but a lump of wool is not going to replicate them.

 

[Evilronald]

They called me out for having female features.... They are the ones who are in denial!!!!

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New masculine gender affirming trait dropped: Having diarrhea

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Yeah little pooner, once your mutilation transition is over you will swim in men just like your yaoi comics

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Pooners would be hilarious if they weren’t so delusional. They are so easy to clock just based on their size, body frame, and mannerisms. The stuff they fixate on isn’t even shit gay men are interested in. So kiwifarmers: who hurt you to be bothered by innocent young girls mutilating themselves? It couldn’t be that you have critical thinking skills that leads you to this conclusion: it must be trauma!

 

[Slippin Kimmy]

If cisgender people lived like this for a day or even better a week, I’m convinced that they still wouldn’t change their ignorance and stupidity

That's true if I was forced to walk around and be miserable it wouldn't change my view of them as subhuman at all. Poor, sad lil Pooner. Chin up lil dood

 

[Positron]

I’ll try retail since retail is the only thing where people won’t see me as a walking subhuman vagina

LOL. Way to become an open target of misgendering. This dudekingbro must have a death wish like Charles Bronson.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

I found a new source of pooners. These ones are less obsessed with bottom growth, orgasms, and Jesse Pinkman ... but they're just as crazy.

Someone needs to let this poor li'l pooner know that heccin' valid doods can wear shirts that are pink and/or have floral motifs too.


I even found her one with some nice, gender-affirming phallic imagery:

<tranny bitching about all-female workplace>
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From the replies:

"I'm not sure I would ask makeup tips from people who hate me LMAO!! Besides, I think us Queers, if anything, collectively have goddess tier makeup skills."

"Collectively" is doing a lot of work in that sentence.

 

[countrybumpkin]

Priorities!

 

[Hyper Light Grifter]

Saw this post
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And thought it was suspiciously gushing..
Owo what's this..?
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Guys account is some kind of schizophrenic evilly bouncing between convincing everyone to have surgery cos it's the best thing ever which also happens to be terrible and the world's worst thing

> Vaginal orgasm with the prostate

Holy fuck it's like Xhueen Xeffals said, they are truly surpassing God's design here. If only there was some archetypal consequence for having the pride to try and subvert nature...

 

[The Noticer]

Priorities!
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It's literally the funeral meme.
Pastor: "Does anyone have something they'd like to say?"
"I'M TRANS"

It's not the first time I've seen this scenario. Or the second. They absolutely must be the center of attention at every moment or you're genociding them. They're unable to think about other people for even a second. Perhaps soulless.

 

[Billy Hargrove]

"still figuring out what 'being myself' actually means; in a philosophical spiral currently. Sometimes the social transition feels harder than the physical"

I almost have no words, but: fucking lmao

It's like troons are genetically engineered to miss the forest for the trees.

“trying to perform gender”

“modulate my voice”

“practicing more feminine postures”

“tips for navigating womanhood”

“voice training”

I just want to feel like myself

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I know we often talk about this but it’s just so mind boggling how troons just don’t get it.

 

[Evilronald]

This is one of the funnier troons I’ve seen. This guy wants to keep lifting weights despite wanting to play pretend as a woman. Apparently he’s into women still as well, and has no idea why women would be interested in a man but not one pretending to be a woman. Most women aren’t lesbians to start, and if they are: they aren’t into weird freak troons. Women are not as tall as this man, women generally don’t have huge legs like him, and the shoulders are a giveaway.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

Priorities!
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wow my granddad is gonna die soon and all I worry about is him calling me by my dad name at the funeral, way to make everything about you. The level of self centeredness is off the charts with these people, how can anyone stand to be around these people it's they all seem to be narcissistic beyond belief. And wow he's calling out his mom for being narcissistic you know the apple don't fall far from the tree on that

 

[Evilronald]

wow my granddad is gonna die soon and all I worry about is him calling me by my dad name at the funeral, way to make everything about you. The level of self centeredness is off the charts with these people, how can anyone stand to be around these people it's they all seem to be narcissistic beyond belief. And wow he's calling out his mom for being narcissistic you know the apple don't fall far from the tree on that

I can’t imagine spending hundreds of thousands of dollars and countless hours raising a child to have them come out as a tranny and call me a narcissist for not validating a life choice I know will ruin them. I’d be taking them out of the will and cutting them off forever. They can ruin their life with their own money and my money can go to a more deserving child who won’t waste it playing dress up.