📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Big Cat]

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You can tell this is the most exciting thing to have happened to him yet nobody is reciprocating the same aurora of excitement. A normal woman doesn't need to be cheered on but remember “Being a trans woman isn't about trying to imitate women. It's about trying to be better than women.”

 

[Phenomena]

> pregnant wife
> absolute narcissism
> boner in lingerie

AGP troonout hat-trick

 

[Standardized Profile]

Hugs and chocolate. Give me hats but christ alfuckingmighty these men have about as much depth of understanding the female experience as a fucking Cathy cartoon

I won't give you hats but I'll give you a hug

I found a new source of pooners. These ones are less obsessed with bottom growth, orgasms, and Jesse Pinkman ... but they're just as crazy.

It's like something by Chuck Palahniuk or Bret Easton Ellis. She should do some push-ups and watch the Patty Winters Show.

This broad transitioned into Larry Lawton:


Imagine setting out on your day's errands and you realize you forgot your dick.

If it were detachable and I forgot to bring mine ... I don't think I'd really care. It's not like I'm doing anything with it. It's just kind of there most of the time. But the thought of a pooner breaking down in hysterics because she forgot her packer is so childish it awakens a perversely paternal instinct in me--like a little girl crying that she forgot her doll, you want to tell her everything will be okay, dolly's at home waiting for you.

 

[JULAY]

> pregnant wife
> absolute narcissism
> boner in lingerie

AGP troonout hat-trick

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Transwidow in the making...

 

[Roland TB-303]

Hugs and chocolate. Give me hats but christ alfuckingmighty these men have about as much depth of understanding the female experience as a fucking Cathy cartoon

Don’t forget they’re most likely autistic so don’t even understand the most basic elements of the human condition.

 

[Kumquat]

This made me think of a horrible fact I gleaned from a physician commenting on an article about Jazz Jennings, the trans kid celebrity who publicly expressed regret for transitioning. Turns out one of the side-effects of hormone treatments and 'gender-affirming surgery' on teens/children is the vast majority of them will never experience an adult orgasm. Never.

So not only are these kids sterilized, but they're also deprived of one of the most joyous and wonderful aspects of human existence.

I predict a sizeable percentage of these mutilated children will grow up into twisted, angry, and bitter adults. These surgeries are a horror show and the doctors who do it are monsters.

I really wish more people understood just how fucking devastating this can be to a person. Like, for fucks sake, there's a goddamn reason so many priests in the church molest little boys. Taking sex away from somebody is probably one of the most inhumane things you can do to someone.

The trannies always respond with "why are you so obsessed with someone elses sex life? Stop being a pervert," which is just pure deflection. I'm concerned because it's wrong and you people damn well know it's wrong. If someone was about to gouge out their own eyes, I would be concerned, because the ability to see things is an integral part of the human experience. Sex is the same way. These people just gloss over it like it's nothing. Oh, no big deal! We're just taking away that thing that literally every human being on the planets wants. Nothing to worry about!

It's so unfathomably evil. Not only are you taking away the ability to have sex, you're taking away the ability to feel any kind of arousal at all. These poor fuckers can't even fucking masturbate anymore and we're just supposed to pretend that's normal. Take any person on the planet, male or female, and just remove their sexual function. Completely. It would drive you insane. You are absolutely right, these people are going to grow up extremely twisted, angry, and bitter.

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God I fucking hate these people. "Teehee, I'm so girly now, I cry over everything! Because that's what women are, right? Over-emotional crybabies!" They just can't help but tell on themselves every time.

I just want to show stuff like this to all the handmaidens in the world. This is what they think of you. This is how they feel about you. This is their opinion of you. You are nothing but a walking stereotype to them. This is what you're defending.

> pregnant wife
> absolute narcissism
> boner in lingerie

AGP troonout hat-trick

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Repeat after me, everyone:

Definitely. Not. A. Fetish.

God I need to step away for a bit. This batch made me especially angry. Total fucking Tranny Death.

 

[JED]

So he wants to be seen as a "Man with a vagina."?So does that mean he want people to think he's a TIF or what?This is why the trans movement makes 0 fucking sense.What exactly is the fucking point of this surgery if you still see yourself as a man and dont want hormones?

Oh yeah that's a thing now. There was even a male who went viral awhile back for getting tattoos of titchop scars, we've also had a few "AMAB Trans Men" show up in this thread since.

 

[batteredpancakes]

Isn't there a whole subreddit for that? It's men adamant they are men, but they also want SRS. When people have posted excerpts before, there have been men reporting they have indeed had surgery.

Yeah it's r/AMABwGD

There's a recent post there that has piqued my interest. Man asks if it's a fetish as gender dysphoria goes away when he nuts.
Link | Archive

Spoiler: Genital dysphoria or fetish???

Hello everyone! I currently identify as a closeted gay man, and I was hoping you could help me with this. I apologize in advance if I offend anyone or if I come off as some kind of pervert getting off on this.

About 5-10 years ago, I would sometimes imagine that I had a vagina in addition to my penis and testicles while I was watching porn and masturbating. The porn that I would watch would sometimes include games and art that included masculine men with such a setup, which is probably where I got the idea from. This discovery led me to finding the r/salmacian subreddit about 6 months ago and this subreddit a few weeks ago.

My thoughts about having a vagina would end once I finished masturbating and cleaned up. However, over the past few days, the thought of adding a vagina down there has persisted outside of whenever I masturbate. It almost feels like I have a phantom vagina there with an itch that I just can't scratch. This persistent "itch" has made it difficult for me to focus on my schoolwork. This leads me to a few questions that I have. I'd love to hear from everyone, especially if you've had a penis and testicle sparing vaginoplasty.

1. From what I've described above, does this sound like genuine genital dysphoria or a fetish that has gone too far? I can answer any other questions you may have if that will help you form your answer.
2. Did you struggle with figuring out whether you were actually having dysphoria or not? If so, how did you come to the conclusion that you did?
3. !!!POTENTIALLY TRIGGERING!!! Does thinking about not having a uterus, regular periods, etc. cause you dysphoria? I ask because while thinking about this, I've come to the conclusion that I would only want a vagina and not everything else, which is making me think that this isn't genuine dysphoria and just a problem with the porn I've been consuming. !!!POTENTIALLY TRIGGERING!!!

Those are all of the questions I have for now. I may have more as this discussion continues, though. Thank you for reading this and helping me with all of this!

And a comment trying to explain away the fetish by u/segremores. According to him it's because their brains figure out that fantasizing about themselves with a vagina during periods of heightened arousal is "safe" therefore it causes arousal.

Spoiler: Stupid explanation on why it's not a fetish (top comment)

Hello and welcome to the subreddit!

Before really digging into your post to answer your questions, I just want to say that your experience is valid and you're looking for answers in the right place. Let's talk about the two things that you are considering: Dysphoria and Fetish.

Dysphoria manifests in a huge range of thoughts, feelings, and behaviors. Everyone's experience of it is different, sometimes in small ways and sometime in very large ways. The bottom line is that there is no invalid experience of dysphoria. In fact, I would recommend that you check out the following web blog via this link: https://genderdysphoria.fyi/ In this web blog, the author(s) explore the nature of transgender feelings and dysphoria to show the various forms that it can manifest in. Though it is by no means complete, it is definitely the most comprehensive compilation of information on the subject that I have ever seen.

Now to address the idea that "It's just a fetish." I can't even begin to count the number of times I have heard this phrase coming out of folks who were at the beginning of their exploration. Allow me to put this to bed: This idea was coined by transphobes with puritanical leanings in order to try and invalidate the experience of transgender people. Full stop.

Sexuality is part of being human. We have evolved to be obsessed with sex because that's how our species grows and propagates. Any attempt at separation between sexuality and the human experience is artificial and usually perpetuated by people who have puritan beliefs that are used as a method of controlling others through shame.

Now, I'm not scientist, myself, but I'd hazard a guess that the reason why many of us (though not all) end up fantasizing about our parts being different from those we're born with, is that our brains figure out that fantasizing about them during periods of heightened arousal is "safe." In the safe space of our mindscape, we can experiment with how those concepts feel. Those thoughts are, in turn, more arousing because they are affirming; they make us feel whole and complete in ways we may not quite understand at the time.

So! In short: To me, It sounds like what you are describing is your experience of dysphoria. It isn't "just a fetish," because that's not a thing.

 

[Doktor Grimm]

This was posted to r/FtM, so it was a pooner. But what would the right response even be? Congratulate her and she cries about how no one would be proud of a cis person for changing their name, so you're being transphobic. Don't congratulate her and you're transphobic for not acknowledging how Stunning and Brave she is.

Most trans people want to be seen as plucky young underdogs bravely fighting gender dysphoria/transphobia/cisheteronormative society as an excuse for their failing to live up to expectations. Others reacting with indifference towards their invented struggles is poison to them, no matter how often they claim they just want to be treated like regular men/women -- it reminds them that they are, in fact, subject to the same rules as everybody else and therefore fully responsible for their shortcomings. Even outright hostility is preferable, because it allows them to pin the blame for their issues on external factors (i.e. other people being mean).

A lot of weird troon behaviour begins to make sense if you remember that nothing is more horrifying to them than the prospect of being fully in control of their own lives.

 

[tZir]

see, it's because we DON'T separate sexuality and the human experience that we can tell it's a fetish. Your experience as a man has taught you women should be one way, and because you're fucked in the head and have a LEGIT FETISH (sissy, forced feminization, crossdressing, imagining yourself as a hot lady and feeling aroused by viewing yourself as the ideal woman from a perverted man's perspective) you've taken it too far. people can't take their fetishes or subjects of arousal too far, or want to emulate them so much they affect their daily lives?

I'll go for the low-hanging fruit: Gay men LOVE muscular, slimfit, fit, athletic male bodies. Anyone can tell. take even bears and the most popular men who'd classify as such are still very muscular and burly, rather than the general fat big guy. does that affect gay men's lives? preferences, for once. should you be a very skinny (no ounce of muscle in sight), skinnyfat (no ounce of muscle in sight), of healthy weight but not fit, fat, or obese dude, you'd notice the gay men attracted to you aren't that high. There will be some, but we do have to remember gay men are on average VERY promiscuous. the body count of an average male gay slut is far higher than that of an average woman slut (even one who fits male's beauty standards for women). worth nothing the most popular gay actors all look the same, too. muscular/slimfit/athletic with the dudes that pack the most muscle usually being preferred.

More than one gay man has gone on a fitness journey or hit the gym real hard, dieted with very specific purposes, did certain things, etc. to specifically attain a body type that'll attract men. to serve a "fantasy" of sorts through their own looks. if you think dieting and fitness doesn't affect your life then we're fucked, but you can see that health is already affected (although positively, still a change). their self-perception changes too. gay men are very hard on their looks and others' (straight men too, but not to the same extent and level of detail).

And of course, that's without going into the maaaaany obvious thirst traps they take and post on social media to flaunt the results of their hard work. even fashion is affected by this, with most gay men who are in "dickhunt mode" and some on day-to-day life wearing clothes which highlight their muscles and fit bodies. very loose and revealing tanktops, loose and small shorts to fill out, very tight shirts, etc. and this is going by the "popular" or "most attractive and desired" ones of the group going by just looks alone.

Now, back to the trannies: your fetish does affect your daily life and you've taken it that far. you imagine yourself in a perfect woman's body and do your damnest. you dress the way you think women should, you act the way women should, you style yourself the way you think women should. also worth noting that straight troonies also often come with a "forced sex/rape/submission and domination/whatever" fetish. and the way they seem to ideologically force lesbians to submit to the dick isnt that far off from such a fetish. think, and I'm telling on myself for knowing it (don't like it tho) the "woman knight being raped by globins" or the typical male fantasy of a lesbian finding the one dick that'll make her go crazy. men going on dating apps in drag, anyone? men brainwashing women into becoming handmaidens that'll push this shit onto other unwilling women?

that's without going into the social aspect and the effects of essentially losing a loved one to the cult. taking pictures and flaunting your tranny status, doxxing and threatening transphobes (proud transphobe) into agreeing with you, going into women's spaces, etc.

yes, troonism is a fetish and it's a fetish that by it's nature requires you to go too far to truly fulfill it.

edit: normal people do separate their sexual life from their everyday life. and that includes the few times even internet-dwellers go outside. for example: BDSM is not something normally practiced outside of sexual or roleplay spaces. dominatrixes don't go outside and then call the cashier pig or slave, men who wanna be dominated don't demand every woman to turn them into their playthings. they won't wear bondage gear to work, they won't proudly call themselves doms or subs on social media unless their account is dedicated to such things, and they won't force people who arent into it to call them lowly dogs or mistresses (hopefully). troony behavior is exclusive to perverts who can't understand their fetish is a fetish or don't care. or think their fetish forms an integral part of their person because the fetish has taken over. by the very nature of it, it's bound to. you'll need a stronger stimulus and it's most obvious in pornography and porn-addicts. do you think people go from (to take the gays again) two men fucking normally to a twink getting gangbanged by 9 niggers out of nowhere? or from a woman having sex with a man to belle delphine roleplaying a little girl getting raped out of nowhere? it's always a gradual. transgenderism is that gradual growing larger. first is imagination, then clothes, now we throw ELECTIVE ELECTIVE OOOOH SOOO ELECTIVE plastic surgery into the mix, and end up with genital mutilation to "become" the woman of your fantasies.

 

[Magicat]

stuff

This is way too fucking long to read, man.

 

[Law]

they won't proudly call themselves doms or subs on social media unless their account is dedicated to such things

I don't have enough rainbow reacts for this.

 

[Ashkenazi Porn Actress]

Is that a BMW? I realize it's an older model, but is this herpetic troglodyte seriously asking for my money when he's driving a goddamn BMW? It's called walking, you motherfucker.

It's an older 5 Series (E34), these are cars for people with enough money to get them fixed or with enough skills to fix it themselves.
Not broke ass trannies.

 

[Faceless Whore]

"Feeling worse the longer transition goes on" (Archive)

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I don’t know if I’m alone in this, I would love to hear from other people who have had this experience for solidarity’s sake, but the longer I’ve been going through this process the more I seem to hate myself.

When I began my transition I went all out - gaudy, ill fitted dresses, horrible makeup, breast shaped bra inserts, and I did this for about a year until I got on HRT. I felt great, like I was finally who I wanted to be despite the dysphoria. When I got on HRT I began changing and growing my style and now I’m about to hit my sixth anniversary with this stuff and I feel worse than ever about it.

I’m at a point where I’m objectively closer to my goals than I’ve ever been. Trans women I’ve met consistently say they couldn’t believe I was trans, the internet girls always say they’re jealous and that I’m “basically cis now,” and I haven’t been misgendered or inquired about my identity for about two years now. But still, I think back to my old self and how at the time I was super confident and thought I passed great and anyone who clocked me was just a dick, whereas now I’m deep in the pit of agoraphobia and self hatred because I feel so indescribably gross.

Maybe it’s that in the beginning there was a clear learning process, I felt like I was moving forward, I knew that there were new things coming in the future, and now I’m in stasis. Maybe it’s that the prospect of FFS has been so disillusioning with trying to figure out the finances that I’m going crazy over it. Maybe it’s a crude awakening to the fact that I’m not all I thought I was when I began. Whatever it is, it’s very alienating because all I ever see from others in the community is a clear upward path. There’s a curve of diminishing returns after a while, but I’ve never heard another trans woman say she felt shittier over time. I feel fairly alone

Edit to avoid doubleposting:
"A lot of trans women tend to be over competitive and rude" (Archive)

Spoiler: text

At least online but also at times in person too. I feel like most other trans women I meet are automatically hostile, in some sort of weird competition with you, and have an incessant need to either one up you or shut you down completely. I feel like they have some of the most intense personalities I've ever been around, and I admit it's brought out the worst in me and I've been a culprit of these aspects too. Though, I feel it's become a defense mechanism in my case.

Of course this is a generalization and definitely not a hard and fast rule. I've met some lovely trans women who I vibed with well, but most just tend to still have those pre-transition masculine tendencies, for absolute lack of a better explanation. It gets hard to have a greater conversation or make connections.

 

[hufflemuff]

Can't quote the above but yeah, Alices are overtly competitive and hostile to their competition. They're men after all. Fake flattery and friendliness is the realm of pooners. All of them equally are however extraordinarily entitled and convinced they're the main character.

Thread tax: Pooner dumps trooner as she realizes she just wants regular dick, not dick with a spinny skirt. This is very gender affirming!

 

[countrybumpkin]

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

I don’t know if I’m alone in this, I would love to hear from other people who have had this experience for solidarity’s sake, but the longer I’ve been going through this process the more I seem to hate myself.

When I began my transition I went all out - gaudy, ill fitted dresses, horrible makeup, breast shaped bra inserts, and I did this for about a year until I got on HRT. I felt great, like I was finally who I wanted to be despite the dysphoria. When I got on HRT I began changing and growing my style and now I’m about to hit my sixth anniversary with this stuff and I feel worse than ever about it.

Lol, tranny is surprised he begins to feel less horny and more disgusting after he gets on drugs that lower testosterone but continues his trooniquest. Imagine a constant, neverending feeling of harsh post nut clarity as though you'd just nutted to some really degenerate shit. But this man will not listen to his gut feeling, because he's been told that trans people are totally valid and their suicidal tendencies are everyone else's problem but their own. Instead he'll try to ignore it until he spirals into depression out of sheer self-hatred and 41%s himself.

 

[Surfin Terf]

Yeah it's r/AMABwGD

Is there a nullo subreddit, because that's what I thought they were looking for

 

[Evilronald]

“I’ve been navigating womanhood about as long as a lot of my cis friends.” Troons will never be second class women: because they are not women and never will be women. They’re delusional eunuch sexpest men who are parasites on a society that deserves it for tolerating them.
Until more women are willing to stop virtue signaling for these Frankenstein monsters, this will never stop.

 

[Geraldine]

My d*ck fell off in public

Less horrifying than it sounds, because it's not a body part.

Look around. Most men do not sport a visible bulge in public. Codpieces are very out of fashion.
So unlike tits, only the very biggest are noticeable clothed in public (when not erect).

There is no need for a packer to pass in public. Not that they pass anyway.