📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[countrybumpkin]

Are you a character in a 1980s comedy?

 

[tZir]

I'll assume it's real because it's fun that way!

Are you a character in a 1980s comedy?
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darling, tell your support group. those tranhags looove cheap brownie points, and they're also feminists! sometimes! except when there's a tranny cock down their mouth and you're in the bathroom asking for makeup wipes. consoling a crying tranny and telling him he's "no compromise! you're a real woman, steelavamp (always a OF/stripper name because mysoginy and its a fetish)! feminism! btw did I tell you I took back my boyfriend after he cheated on me with his baby mama?". tell your support group and give those handmaidens what they want!

 

[Rosso]

Are you a character in a 1980s comedy?
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I wish faggots would learn to write convincing stories. It's always woe is me garbage strait from the shallow goyshlock garbage they're addicted too.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Saw this post

And thought it was suspiciously gushing..
Owo what's this..?

Guys account is some kind of schizophrenic evilly bouncing between convincing everyone to have surgery cos it's the best thing ever which also happens to be terrible and the world's worst thing

 

[tZir]

...this is all about penetration and having sex as a "woman" who's just HAPPY, CONTENT, ELATED, HER WHOLE LIFE'S PURPOSE to take fucking dick... wtf. i'm not even a woman and I wanna punch this male in the face. ew. I wish someone would put that tranny in his place and confront him about this messaging. thinking he's a woman because... I hate hsts.

 

[The Internet Dick]

Saw this post

This made me think of a horrible fact I gleaned from a physician commenting on an article about Jazz Jennings, the trans kid celebrity who publicly expressed regret for transitioning. Turns out one of the side-effects of hormone treatments and 'gender-affirming surgery' on teens/children is the vast majority of them will never experience an adult orgasm. Never.

So not only are these kids sterilized, but they're also deprived of one of the most joyous and wonderful aspects of human existence.

I predict a sizeable percentage of these mutilated children will grow up into twisted, angry, and bitter adults. These surgeries are a horror show and the doctors who do it are monsters.

 

[Boson]

Saw this post
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And thought it was suspiciously gushing..
Owo what's this..?
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Guys account is some kind of scitzophrenic evil of convincing everyone to have surgery cos it's the best thing ever which also happens to be terrible and the world's worst thing

>didn’t need lube! It was completely natural

thats how i know it’s a fanfic

 

[Thursday]

Saw this post
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And thought it was suspiciously gushing..
Owo what's this..?
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Guys account is some kind of scitzophrenic evil of convincing everyone to have surgery cos it's the best thing ever which also happens to be terrible and the world's worst thing

What in the good goddamn does "mutual lubrification" mean?

Moreover is there anyone post-op that isn't just filled with suicidal regret that's honest about what it actually feels like?

 

[3D2A]

Already an interesting response.

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How do these trannies become so blinded to the fact that the other men he works with don't support a freak, they simply just don't want to be fired for simply looking the wrong way at the tranny.

"If he sounds like a retard, looks like a retard, acts like a retard, smells like a retard, and dresses like a retard he's still not a retard. In his mind he's a genius, so he's obviously a genius!"

 

[Rick The Stick]

“Hugs” is just a variant on “Thoughts & Prayers”, ie “I’m doing nothing to help you, but I acknowledge your problems and want to pretend I’m helping”.

At least with "thoughts and prayers" that person is taking time out of their day, however little, to think about you and pray on your behalf to whatever God they believe in. Even if it doesn't mean shit to the person they're doing it for. Means a whole lot more than some completely meaningless *hugs* imo.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

How do these trannies become so blinded to the fact that the other men he works with don't support a freak, they simply just don't want to be fired for simply looking the wrong way at the tranny.

Too many trannies never clue into the fact that being kept at polite arm's length is not the same thing as being accepted.

 

[Law]

Too many trannies never clue into the fact that being kept at polite arm's length is not the same thing as being accepted.

They don't want to be accepted. They already are accepted and have been for decades. They want to be worshipped.
It's a movement fueled by narcissism.

 

[Pepo]

What in the good goddamn does "mutual lubrification" mean?

In an MtF troon's case, it's sweat, oils from the skin, or leakage from the colon (if he developed a fistula post op). But none of this happened anyway.

 

[Magicat]

"If you complain about trannies grooming, you're just jealous you didn't get groomed."

Fellas, the People of Letters™ are divided on this one.




Bonus self-dox.


Further ХИ-ХИs: https://twitter.com/RSchi_pa_pa/status/1749547985518957036


yes, I made a Xwitter account for this

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

In an MtF troon's case, it's sweat, oils from the skin, or leakage from the colon (if he developed a fistula post op). But none of this happened anyway.

Since MTF surgery apparently usually retains the Cowper's glands/bulbourethral glands, which produce pre-ejaculate, I guess it's possible he's actually getting "lubed up" by pre-cumming from his clitdick. ()

 

[Magicat]

What the fucking flying fuckedy fuck. Lock this groomer up in a gulag right fucking now.

https://twitter.com/judgementshae/status/1755711827017621662

Edit: oops. this was shared a few days ago. mb

 

[Geraldine]

I suppose this is technically not a tranny, but it sure is trans-adjacent (meaning guilt by association).
Link - Archive

A bit of sense in the reply.

My immediate reflex was 'What the hell is the point of that!?'
But of course anything can be a fetish.

 

[TyrasGuard]

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I suppose this is technically not a tranny, but it sure is trans-adjacent (meaning guilt by association).
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A bit of sense in the reply.
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My immediate reflex was 'What the hell is the point of that!?'
But of course anything can be a fetish.

Yeah, I heard from CWC that you can grow a vagina after listening to some binatural beats or some shit, just grab a survival knife and carve your own new hole.

 

[Jacques1194]

I suppose this is technically not a tranny, but it sure is trans-adjacent (meaning guilt by association).
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A bit of sense in the reply.
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My immediate reflex was 'What the hell is the point of that!?'
But of course anything can be a fetish.

So he wants to be seen as a "Man with a vagina."?So does that mean he want people to think he's a TIF or what?This is why the trans movement makes 0 fucking sense.What exactly is the fucking point of this surgery if you still see yourself as a man and dont want hormones?

 

[Billy Hargrove]

Guys account is some kind of scitzophrenic evil of convincing everyone to have surgery cos it's the best thing ever which also happens to be terrible and the world's worst thing

Think it’s them trying to convince themselves that cutting their dick off wasn’t a mistake. Maybe a little of misery loves company, too.

& if all these other ppl cut their dicks off, there’s no way it could have been a mistake…right? Right?

Also, "Hey Girl" "Hug Girl" why do all MtF troons talk like teenage valley girls?

It’s funny. Yeah sometimes women will say “girl, I think you know he’s not good for you” or whatever the fuck. But troons use it like every single time they address each other and it’s very unnatural, like a middle aged dad calling everything “based” or something.

When was the last time you heard a troon yearning to be a beautiful woman instead of a "cute girl"?

I’ve thought about this, too. Someone I know took a human sexuality class before everything went woke back in the 80’s when you could study troons in earnest. He said a main point that he learned was that AGPs tended to dress like their mothers, like pearls and heels and frumpy old lady dresses with pantyhose.

Today the AGPs often dress like anime girls.

The point is that AGPs don’t actually dress like what real women around them dress like. Very unusual for these supposed “female brains and souls in the wrong body” almost like they’re just perverts or something.