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Idk1990 said:
I guess I mean more the observers. I feel like most of the AGPs know they have a fetish and laugh at the handmaidens who swallow their lies
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One reason is because women don't "get" male sexuality. They don't understand how a man will move mountains, conquer continents, and build cities for no reason beyond "because horny lol."

Another reason is that women are easily cajoled, badgered, and gaslit into believing retarded things. Transgenderism didn't really take off until women were persuaded that they would be perceived as better than other women for buying into it, and that they could be special and get lots of attention if they troon out their own kids. Basically once troons lashed their desire to jack off in ladies' panties to women's desire for attention and social validation, it became an unstoppable force.
 
Yes I think that’s part of it. Ppl are naive about the male sex drive. A common argument “against agp” is “would someone really go through all of that trouble just for a fetish?!”

Um, yes? Prisons are full of jails with men who ruined lives (including their own) for the coom.
 
Stan said:
Do you really. The best I honest to god know of is an open married couple in NYC and a swinger’s club in mashpee that is 110% boomers by membership.
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Sorry, I meant "I have heard of" rather than "I know personally". I don't think I could be friend-adjacent with people who make their private bedroom degeneracy part of their public lifestyle.
Whatever you do in the privacy of your own home, have at it as long as you're not abusing children or animals, but I don't care to hear about it. I don't consent.
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"is there a possibility you have like a fungal infection?"
"wait like cockshrooms?"

That's some random_text.txt material.
 
Strictly speaking not a tranny posting their L, but…. Oh well… Read and LOL:

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AHAHAHAHAH!!

Imagine your “wife” bragging about “her” massive cock being bigger than yours.

Also sounds like them puberty blockers don’t always work.
 
Fapcop said:
Strictly speaking not a tranny posting their L, but…. Oh well… Read and LOL:

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AHAHAHAHAH!!

Imagine your “wife” bragging about “her” massive cock being bigger than yours.

Also sounds like them puberty blockers don’t always work.
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"mostly dominant personality" lmao
This post SCREAMS insecurity from every sentence.

But my God they really do blame every last thing wrong with themselves on society without coming to the understanding people who are happy with themselves are happy because they don't spend all their time worrying about what other people think of them.
 
Kumquat said:
This is what makes me think trannies are genuinely severely autistic, and that something is definitely wrong with them, aside from being delusional trannies obviously. Absolutely none of them pass, they have so many overt signs of their sex, and yet they are completely flabbergasted when people correctly point it out. Do they just genuinely not see the clear differences between men and women? Are they just feigning outrage like they always do?

Maybe I'm just too optimistic, but I just cannot imagine being this brain-dead pants-on-head retarded. Even toddlers understand the differences between men and women. Part of me wants to think they can't possibly be this stupid... but then again, they are trannies, so...
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Ironically Troons have very binary beliefs. Long hair = woman short hair = man. Dress/skirt = woman. They can’t comprehend that all of your body is male or female. It affects every part of you and how you move. Maybe someone can pass in a carefully angled and filtered picture, but once they’re in person and next to someone of the (actual) opposite sex it’s obvious that they don’t pass.

They also seem to have a retarded believe that if someone doesn’t misgender them to their faces, that they pass. No, you don’t pass, but people are either too polite or don’t want to deal with the tard rage by poking the bear in a dress.

WTBOnlineFather said:
I often find myself wishing Null would add a "pathetic" reaction
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I really want an eye roll or a “for fucks sake” sticker.

Grammar kiwis, is it fucks sake or fuck’s sake? 🤔
 
Thursday said:
"mostly dominant personality" lmao
This post SCREAMS insecurity from every sentence.

But my God they really do blame every last thing wrong with themselves on society without coming to the understanding people who are happy with themselves are happy because they don't spend all their time worrying about what other people think of them.
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I mean…. It goes without saying, but normal, well adjusted, non-deviant folks go through their entire life, without ever worrying about the size of their wife’s penis.
 
Thomas Eugene Paris said:
If you're comfortable saying, I'm curious how this turned out for your friend and her stepsons. I know powerleveling is discouraged here, but there are various threads about real-life interactions with troons, and it would be germane to post this story there.

This might be controversial, but in my opinion, it's sexually abusive to steal clothing, and particularly sex toys, from a woman for the sake of a fetish, even if the woman in question never finds out about it. It would really not surprise me to learn that it correlated strongly with other sexually deviant behavior and violence against women or children. The "dark triad" or MacDonald triad has been mostly debunked, aside from the aspect involving torture of animals, but I wonder if stealing clothing from a mother figure for the purposes of sexual gratification in adolescence predicts future (sexual) criminality.
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One of the sons seems to be fairly normal. The other one is never spoken of - whether it is because he is a degenerate freak or trans or something else - I am not sure.

My friend is still with her “wife” erm now “husband” and she distanced herself from our very close friend and me because we highlighted that it seems like she has been manipulated and gaslit by her wife for years. Her wife literally tried to tell her that all along my friend was never truly lesbian because her wife was always a man ergo they are straight. It’s so fucked up truthfully.
 
Tranny was brutally attacked on social media (Archive) Warning: NSFL
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This had me suspecting parody, but here we have another 5 year old account that seems genuine. There is no difference between these faggots and the satire about them whatsoever. These retards literally bring it on themselves by constantly making themselves the easiest possible targets. It's a lot easier to further one's victim complex that way, so they condition themselves to act in a way that makes them hated by everyone who deals with them.

Here's another one of his from recently (Archive):
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I highly recommend checking out the account. There's a lot of gold here. I'll end this with one more about China's tranny catchers:
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Kumquat said:
This is what makes me think trannies are genuinely severely autistic, and that something is definitely wrong with them, aside from being delusional trannies obviously. Absolutely none of them pass, they have so many overt signs of their sex, and yet they are completely flabbergasted when people correctly point it out. Do they just genuinely not see the clear differences between men and women? Are they just feigning outrage like they always do?

Maybe I'm just too optimistic, but I just cannot imagine being this brain-dead pants-on-head retarded. Even toddlers understand the differences between men and women. Part of me wants to think they can't possibly be this stupid... but then again, they are trannies, so...
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Idk1990 said:
There’s a famous story on Ovarit of a woman who started a new job. The guy training her said “hey Alice uses she/her pronouns and is sensitive about it so please refer to her that way.” Woman has no problem with that and everything is fine.

One day woman is siting down with Alice on lunch break and says something like “yeah sometimes I feel a bit isolated at work being a lesbian. You may know what that’s like, being trans.”

Cue the Tranny having a level 9 freak out because he genuinely believed no one knew and they were all calling him she cos they had no idea. Many such cases.
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It’s exactly as @Idk1990 says. If ANYBODY plays along, then they assume they are actually fooling them all and everyone around them thinks they are a hot woman.

You frequently see this as “I’m stealth at work but a customer called me sir” “I’m stealth but a three year old asked his mom why a man is wearing a dress”. They truly don’t get that most people aren’t going to point at them and shriek “tranny faggot! Look! Look! Tranny FAGGOT OVER HERE!” but rather just avoid interacting with them if at all possible.

The concept that most people just don’t want to deal with a “IT’S MA’AM!!!!” type of situation just goes completely over their heads. Because ‘tism.
 
Idk1990 said:
Yes I think that’s part of it. Ppl are naive about the male sex drive. A common argument “against agp” is “would someone really go through all of that trouble just for a fetish?!”

Um, yes? Prisons are full of jails with men who ruined lives (including their own) for the coom.
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I hadn't made this connection before. "Yes, guys who ruin their own lives in the quest for a sexual high are a large category of prisoners."
 
Ladyparts said:
I really want an eye roll or a “for fucks sake” sticker.

Grammar kiwis, is it fucks sake or fuck’s sake? 🤔
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If we add a “pathetic”/eye roll sticker, we need a rabbi/Jew sticker too. You know, for kosher purposes!


Lil’ Pooner has a protip for passing for y’all!
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Just look messy! Boys are dirty and messy and CIS people are so silly, tee-hee!


TRIGGERWARNING: TRANSPHOBIA/BASED KIDS BEING BASED!!
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Poor lil’ pooner! The lil’ dude was SHAKING! Almost had an anxiety attack! Very manly.


OHNOES! The system is working as it’s supposed to!
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Doctors refusing to give hormones to silly girls certainly sounds encouraging.

And I hope the lil’ dude is forced on to the streets to look for T, since it’s hilarious.

I’m picturing a lil’ dood going up to his local gang of nogs hanging on the corner going: “Hey fellow men! Don’t be scared of my whiteness, I understand your oppression and took several classes to decenter my white supremacism! I don’t mean to further dangerous stereotypes about black men and drug trade, but I’m looking to purchase some testosterone!”

Hope we get lil’ pooner dealers going “T… T… T… You need some shit?!” In their little frog voices.
 
Thursday said:
But my God they really do blame every last thing wrong with themselves on society without coming to the understanding people who are happy with themselves are happy because they don't spend all their time worrying about what other people think of them.
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I'm working on a theory of transgenderism/woke in general as being the new millenarianism: that the goal is to destroy society to bring about a utopian golden age, because society is irredeemably evil.

Woke is a pseudo-Marxist analysis of all social issues, describing the oppression of the Marginalized by White Supremacist Capitalist Cis-Hetero-Patriarchy (the Enemy). The world is wicked, and it is that way because it was made wicked by the Enemy. Troonery becomes the new 'born again' as the sinful white penis is destroyed and the new troon joins the ranks of the virtuous Oppressed and Marginalized.

If biology gets in the way of the woke utopian vision, then biology must be destroyed. If human nature gets in the way of the woke utopian vision, then human nature must be destroyed. If you stand in the way of that utopian vision, then you must be destroyed as well, by any means necessary.
 
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Fapcop said:
If we add a “pathetic”/eye roll sticker, we need a rabbi/Jew sticker too. You know, for kosher purposes!


Lil’ Pooner has a protip for passing for y’all!
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Just look messy! Boys are dirty and messy and CIS people are so silly, tee-hee!


TRIGGERWARNING: TRANSPHOBIA/BASED KIDS BEING BASED!!
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Poor lil’ pooner! The lil’ dude was SHAKING! Almost had an anxiety attack! Very manly.


OHNOES! The system is working as it’s supposed to!
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Doctors refusing to give hormones to silly girls certainly sounds encouraging.

And I hope the lil’ dude is forced on to the streets to look for T, since it’s hilarious.

I’m picturing a lil’ dood going up to his local gang of nogs hanging on the corner going: “Hey fellow men! Don’t be scared of my whiteness, I understand your oppression and took several classes to decenter my white supremacism! I don’t mean to further dangerous stereotypes about black men and drug trade, but I’m looking to purchase some testosterone!”

Hope we get lil’ pooner dealers going “T… T… T… You need some shit?!” In their little frog voices.
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This is so sad because it is somehow so female how they look for community. A man knows it is him against the world, at best you have one or two friends that see you as more than a competitor.
I sometimes envy my wife's networking skills, and I benefit from them. For her it comes naturally and that is why choose to live with her. Having someone else do emotional labour is something I gladly pay for in one way or another.
Female bonding takes so much more games and reciprocity and maintenance.
Men can become best friends for life because they got that one truck unstuck together that one time in -98. As long as they meet every 20 years and remember the thing it is permanent.
At least it worked like this before social media.
 
Apustajan apustaja said:
This is so sad because it is somehow so female how they look for community. A man knows it is him against the world, at best you have one or two friends that see you as more than a competitor.
I sometimes envy my wife's networking skills, and I benefit from them. For her it comes naturally and that is why choose to live with her. Having someone else do emotional labour is something I gladly pay for in one way or another.
Female bonding takes so much more games and reciprocity and maintenance.
Men can become best friends for life because they got that one truck unstuck together that one time in -98. As long as they meet every 20 years and remember the thing it is permanent.
At least it worked like this before social media.
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That’s one of the things that make pooners and ftms both tragically pathetic and entertaining.

They’re always looking for community, and usually try to ignore the cognitive dissonance between “being REAL men” while simultaneously almost exclusively having other women in their social networks.

Many of them express craving male company and being “one of the boys” but they’re ridiculously bad at it, and express discomfort and don’t feel safe. (Because they’re woman, lol!)

Even when they ENTER male spaces, whether a gay bar or a sports team, they obviously don’t belong, act like they don’t belong. And run crying back to a female space to complain about gay men acting like gay men and men being men.

It’s like watching a French man with a beret and a baguette in each hand, entering an Oktoberfest beer hall, going: “HUN HUN HUN?! How arr you zoing fellow allemagnes! C’est la vie! Only us German in here n’est ce pas?”
 
Apustajan apustaja said:
This is so sad because it is somehow so female how they look for community. A man knows it is him against the world, at best you have one or two friends that see you as more than a competitor.
I sometimes envy my wife's networking skills, and I benefit from them. For her it comes naturally and that is why choose to live with her. Having someone else do emotional labour is something I gladly pay for in one way or another.
Female bonding takes so much more games and reciprocity and maintenance.
Men can become best friends for life because they got that one truck unstuck together that one time in -98. As long as they meet every 20 years and remember the thing it is permanent.
At least it worked like this before social media.
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On the other side of it I envy how easy it is for my husband lol. I really don’t like social situations so he does the majority of the work there.

It’s another thing troons seem to miss entirely- being an adult is recognising your weak areas and finding ways to overcome them. Their approach? Constantly finding a way to escape reality and avoid confronting those weaknesses. The overlap between the Troon cult, the anorexia skelewannabes, and the munchies, is massive. It’s been proven time and time again that there’s a group of individuals who will do anything to avoid growing up and being a responsible and functional human. Whatever hit they get from the victim larp is so great to them, they will maim and hurt and literally poison themselves to maintain the illusion. People can, and do, do anything to get what they want, even if it means hurting themselves or others.

And with all three trends; you can’t call anyone out because there’s an army of do-good idiots who think they’re defending a worthwhile human.

AMHOLIO said:
It's why I like kiwis who talk frankly about their own struggles and how they work on them, good job my fellow mentally ill shitposters, best of luck to all of us.
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I hate Christmas and have been stress cleaning so no Reddit for me. I know I’m batshit crazy and do my very best to not be a total waste of space. When you got a family you cannot let it win, because there’s people more important than you and they need you.

What’s scary is seeing some of my thoughts in what pooners say- if this all happened when I was a teen I’m sure I’d have been swept up into it lmao. How utterly embarrassing and hilarious. I hate Christmas and have been stress cleaning so no Reddit for me.

I even did an experiment; my perception of ‘dysphoria’ was accepted and agreed with on Reddit. So their claims that “cis people can’t experience it and will never know what it feels like” is bullshit, or none of the Reddit twats have it either. MtF freak me out and were obviously hard to communicate with, despite their true and honest woman claims. Everything they post was disgusting, their thoughts of what woman is, of what woman does- just ugh. FtM were easier, as I expected, and all FtM dominated spaces, minus tucute, were more relaxed.

triscketandatrasket said:
and say they were just experimenting
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I hate this excuse. I know mothers of kids who were sexually abusive to others and they used that very word. “They’re just experimenting!”. Makes me sick.

AMHOLIO said:
have a bit of sympathy for some of the troons who are young and are suffering from a young man's crisis or mental problems, it's easier than you think to be led astray
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A lot of them don’t realise how privileged they are either. Even if they can’t convince their docs to prescribe the poison they have the money to get it elsewhere. Insurance covers most costs of their meds and surgeries. Or their family pays for it.
Even the “homeless” ones have access to their phone and internet and a car as well as their magic pills.

And if all else fails? Begging on Reddit! Here’s my gofuckme link!
 
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