📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[monstrous bubo]

I would certainly beat mine with a belt after I put all my clothes in the washer just to be safe.

Except for the underwear, which should be burnt with sage, and the ashes buried at the crossroads. Just to be on the safe side.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Ftm euphoric starter pack:

You forgot "Grilling With the Boys."

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Well that’s the sort of brain teaser that helps ward off dementia. Dare you take the challenge?

Spoiler: the puzzle

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”Unaltered selfie”, lol.

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Christ he looks like Jabba the Hutt.

 

[Nick Obre]

Especially when they have a "job where they encounter a lot of cis penises' whatever the fuck that is.
Jizzrag attendant at the sperm bank? The mind boggles.

Maybe she's the nurse who has to witness the men peeing for urine drug tests.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

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In this episode of "Not a fetish" #103192, our protagonist waits until Mom is out of the house to assume her identity.

Worst part? This MF is 16 years old. And he is already deep into the pipeline.

As a sidenote, I would LOVE to hear the reaction from actual moms who found out that their kids did shit like this behind their backs. I would certainly beat mine with a belt after I put all my clothes in the washer just to be safe.

I would love to hear femoid opinions on this and how would they handle it.

WTF is this Norman Bate's High School Journal?

 

[Runch]

quick tax:


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"cisgender men don't constantly fantasize about being sexually pleased as a woman"

Ok so is this literally the only fucked up fetish that functions this way? Are furries who fantasize about being raped by a pack of werewolves actually werewolves? Do women who fantasize about rape in general need to actually be raped? People who look up black porn are actually black?

How do they square this?

 

[PetiteFeet]

"cisgender men don't constantly fantasize about being sexually pleased as a woman"

Ok so is this literally the only fucked up fetish that functions this way? Are furries who fantasize about being raped by a pack of werewolves actually werewolves? Do women who fantasize about rape in general need to actually be raped? People who look up black porn are actually black?

How do they square this?

On all levels but physical, I am a wolf.
*awooo*

But seriously, no. It's a massive fucking cope. Having a rape fantasy =/= wanting to get raped etc. I can maybe see ABDLs/"littles" fantasize about that kinda stuff and genuinely wanting to become toddlers for many of the reasons the AGPs want to become women, except it's "more realistic" for an AGP to become a woman (read: it's impossible).
It's one of those aspects of certain kinks where the kink is a lifestyle, mixed with identity politics. Liz Fong-Jones' snakeperson lover allegedly dresses in a way that restricts their arm movement and they "slither" across the ground. I know that some people heavily into BDSM live out a master/slave dynamic in every aspect of their lifestyle.

 

[Stan]

To the ftm lurking: that's not a reason to skin your body in the pursuit of a useless fake penis. Just put a sock or tissues of something. It's not worth it. The surgery will go bad, it will look bad, you salamy will get all the UTI.

IMO the part where it’s always limp and insensate, either too fucking small or comically huge, and requires a further upgrade to get hard would all be dealbreakers. Never mind the part where the pooners wait 12 months or more for the Frankenpenis to be sort of functional as a pee hose. That’s not guaranteed by the way, cause the surgeon will repurpose a blood vessel to act as the urethra. It can degrade or close up and you’d need even more surgery to fix it!!

I’m.. wow. Those dead eyes. The chins. The smirk. Once again I wonder what the world would be if normal people had even a fraction of troonconfidence. To his credit he’s at such a weight where he becomes a blob & the face starts to resemble a sweaty circle. I’m sure in reality it’s more obvious.

He definitely used troonism as an escape for his problems, but becoming a lady won’t help him find his dick.

Speaking of delusion,
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Am I delusional? Yes.
The person who thinks they can be a desirable woman?
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The long neck helps. He can stack a bunch of chokers on it to look more feminine instead of just one.

I know that some people heavily into BDSM live out a master/slave dynamic in every aspect of their lifestyle.

Do you really. The best I honest to god know of is an open married couple in NYC and a swinger’s club in mashpee that is 110% boomers by membership.

 

[2 braincells]

Thank you Jersh, our dear feeder, for getting us up and running again on clearnet. Tor is super slow for me.
Some tax to celebrate:

 

[Anasa Tristis]

I know that some people heavily into BDSM live out a master/slave dynamic in every aspect of their lifestyle.

I had a second row seat to a lesbian pair like that. The Dom was a haughty miserable bitch with a seriously disturbing vibe. The Sub, sadly, was all starry eyed about the coom. But she did snap out of it and hooked up with a nice veterinarian eventually. And got her life and career back on track. She's a pretty big deal in her field now. Dodged a bullet. Probably dodged a Pooner bullet too, come to think of it.

 

[Fapcop]

I cannot comprehend how most of them take selfies without smiling with literally no awareness of how creepy it looks.

I used to think I might have the 'tism but after seeing these soulless abominations I know what true autism looks like.

1: Turbo autist who’s so caught up with the cool, that he forgets the whole “mirroring other humans” part.

2: Very bad teeth.

Take your pick. I’d guess that these two explain like 99% of those pics.

 

[Marche]

Pooners really like having gross infected vaginas.
Men have to wash our dicks btw, this is not a male thing to have a stinky infected dick.

 

[The Punished Mitch]

Pooners really like having gross infected vaginas.
Men have to wash our dicks btw, this is not a male thing to have a stinky infected dick.

Autismos can't comprehend that a cock or pussy should, at most, smell slightly musty depending on recent physical activity and how late in the day it is. These retards can't comprehend a healthy, groomed body.

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

Pooners on parade!


Which one of you farmers took the advice to date a pooner and just ignore her pronouns?

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/lpV0M

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Boyfriend called me a “biological woman” self.ftm
Submitted 21 hours ago by all-out-of-bubbles

My boyfriend and I were discussing the side effects of my testosterone (3 months!!!) and he said something about how because I’m a biological woman my hormones metabolize differently than a cis man.

He met me after I started my social transition, he doesn’t even know what my deadname is. But this isn’t the first time he’s said something that made me super uncomfortable. He’s introduced me to his buddies as his girlfriend before, which I told him I didn’t like. He’s also declined any sort of sexual intimacy since I started T, and he’s always had a “reason” but from his tone of voice I can tell he’s not telling the truth. He knows I hate being called a woman, being perceived as feminine. And for him to call me a woman when he knows it makes me uncomfortable just sucks.

I’m hurt. And I was already considering breaking up with him. But I think this seals the deal.

At least it's an upgrade from her previous relationship...

https://archive.ph/UquB8

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Concerns about offering my partner a blowjob (self.sex)

submitted 7 months ago by all-out-of-bubbles

I (21AFAB) am in a polyamorous relationship with two other AFAB people and one AMAB partner. Prior to this relationship, I had never had sex, and while I have had sex with all three of my partners, I have only had intercourse with my AMAB partner one time. I am also autistic, and have serious sensory issues, which have become relevant in my sex life. I cannot perform oral on either of my AFAB partners due to these sensory issues, which we have all discussed and it’s not a dealbreaker for our sex life.

I would like to offer to give my AMAB partner a blowjob, and I’ve read all of the FAQ posts as to how the actual act works, I’m just concerned about the sensory aspect of it. I feel like I would be super embarrassed if I offered him a blowjob and then couldn’t follow through because the taste/texture of his penis wasn’t what I was expecting, or if I am able to follow through, I don’t know if I could handle the taste/texture of cum in my mouth.

I guess mostly what I’m asking is how to automatically take ejaculating in my mouth off the table, and, if necessary, how to politely and sexily bail out of a blowjob if it turns out to be the same situation I have with cunnilingus?

"Waah they called me by the name on my credit card! I was triggered!"

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/rgbKh

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Was Outed In The Cafe :/ self.ftm

Submitted 5 hours ago by ABigAmarone He/Him Transman

Sometimes I hate technology, man.

I came into this cafe, it's nice and I like their smoothies. Payed with my card - it's still under my dead name. I've been here before and they usually just call out the name of the drink. They don't ask for your name. I sit down, and a few minutes later - "Order for [deadname]!" I jumped a bit and did the walk of shame. It sucks. I feel like I was passing fairly well today too, but not well enough that I wouldn't be outed when combined with that name...

I picked up my drink and there is a label with my full name on there! It must have been autoprinted from the card. Since when did cafes start doing this? I understand the convenience and know life isn't always fair, but it really ruined my mood. Mostly because it's a reminder that I can't afford to change my name and am powerless to do much.

Another pooner believes taking testosterone will turn her into she-hulk. This reminds me of the pooner who was upset that her boss at the library asked the men to do the lifting instead.

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/suCNR

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Pleaseeee tell me T makes peoples overall weight heavier self.ftm

Submitted 3 hours ago by Smthsmththrowaway1

I'm a fortnight into a new job stocking shelves in a local supermarket and I'm so tired and uncomfortable. We're given big carts of stuff to drag around with us and I'm too fucking small and light to drag them when they're fully stocked. It's been 3 times today I've had people help me cart them around.

I just started T around the same time, and I'm really banking on it making me a bit heavier or stronger. If not, what should I do?

I've never heard of a "FLINTA" bar, but apparently they can exclude trans men which makes trannies mad. I thought trans men were men, get your stories straight. Also her "trans girlfriend" doesn't feel comfortable going because he doesn't pass. So it's a lesbian bar which made up enough rules to get rid of trannies - based.

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/nAC3t

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Just got kicked of a queer bar because it went FLINTA only self.ftm

Submitted 5 hours ago * by silly_mister_raccoon

nota : FLINTA is an acronym for female /lesbian intersex / non binary / trans / agender

EDIT : I checked and they do (or did) brand themselves only as "queer feminist" … so no mention of woman/ lesbian only space … which makes me feel just more betrayed

I was with one cis guy friend. Although they apply a "declarative" policy, we were honest and said he was cis and were politely asked to leave. It’s a bar we had been multiple times and a really great place. Their reasoning is that they have faced violence from cis guys recently, and also women patrons were more reluctant to come due to the fact that more "cis men" (how did they tell ? ) were coming to the bar. Also that we have few lesbian only bars where I leave, and that we have "plenty of gay bars" to go to.

I feel bad. Although I could identify as FLINTA I find this deeply insulting and essentialist. Also I don’t like that it could include or exclude trans men and women depending on their passing.

Also, because my friend is cis, it does not mean I feel comfortable going to cis gay bars (because yeah I don’t, so I’m left with no options just because my friend is cis)

And now my girlfriend (who is trans) is also reluctant to go to that place because she fears she will be seen as a threat because she does not pass very well.

I just needed to get that off my chest … Please don’t hesitate to share your similar experiences here.

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foxsalmon [score hidden] 5 hours ago*

As a trans man I also have problems with FLINTA. I'll be honest, if it was "women and non-binary only" i'd probably have less problems with it. But they are declaring it a "safe space", yet trans men have to out themselves to enter the space. That's the opposite of a safe space. Why not make it a queer-only space? I feel like letting cis queer men into this safe space would make it safer than excluding them for the sake of outing stealth trans men.

Cautious-Adeptness71 [score hidden] 55 minutes ago

this!!! it makes me feel like they need to know my genitalia to understand my gender which completely defeats the point of inclusivity. feels like we are back at excluding trans people, specifically trans women, androgynous people, amab nonbinary people, and a million other different niche identities and really reducing gender down to sex again find a new spot OP i know it sucks to find another comfy place to go out but i promise you’ll find a spot that is “come as you are” and it’ll be a breath of fresh air

puppycatslamentUser Flair [score hidden] 4 hours ago

As an agender man who is possibly intersex, FLINTA is especially insulting to me because it implies that transmasculine intersex people aren't valid and that gnc men are privileged in the same vein as cis men. I dont pass very well, so am I just expected to feel safe in cis male spaces?? This kind of separation feeds into a lot of TERF ideology and implies that trans men are just as privileged as cis men when that couldn't be further from the truth.

 

[stupid frog]

and also women patrons were more reluctant to come due to the fact that more "cis men" (how did they tell ? ) were coming to the bar.

How indeed, what a mystery

 

[AnthonyLoggerhead]

Now I know how ValidLs managed to consistently and frequently post for so many years. The Ls really never stop coming

 

[Fapcop]

“(how did they tell?)”

“Trans men have to out themselves!”

LMAO!

One of my favorite things about pooners, is how they always pretend like the little charade they play isn’t actually just LARPing.

(And MTFs seem to do this less. Not sure if it’s a male/female socialization thing, but the pooners seem to really get caught up in the LARP.)

Gee I don’t know… How DID they know that the six foot tall, brick faced hun isn’t “AFAB”?! A mystery!

The 5’1 little manlet with his tiny hands and head, Harry Potter glasses, flower tattoos and a dozen facial piercings isn’t “cis male”?

WHAAAA?!? How on earth would they know that, unless “he” in meticulous detail explained hes actually a “trans man”. (And put himself AT RISK!)

Poor lil’ pooners! Imagine living in a world where everyone around you is psychic and knows your deepest secret, despite the fact that you’re wearing your platform shoes and made sure the packer is visible.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

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In this episode of "Not a fetish" #103192, our protagonist waits until Mom is out of the house to assume her identity.

Worst part? This MF is 16 years old. And he is already deep into the pipeline.

As a sidenote, I would LOVE to hear the reaction from actual moms who found out that their kids did shit like this behind their backs. I would certainly beat mine with a belt after I put all my clothes in the washer just to be safe.

I would love to hear femoid opinions on this and how would they handle it.

I truly cannot imagine how you could go on knowing that the human being to whom your body gave life, the one person you love more than you love yourself, was violating your trust in such a sick, demented way. This is absolutely heinous. You couldn't even punish someone this sick; it would be like punishing a rabid dog for snapping at you. You'd have to cut him off, and I honestly think that's unrealistic for most mothers. Even if you went no contact, you'd probably need therapy to deal with it.

 

[Kumquat]

“(how did they tell?)”

“Trans men have to out themselves!”

LMAO!

One of my favorite things about pooners, is how they always pretend like the little charade they play isn’t actually just LARPing.

(And MTFs seem to do this less. Not sure if it’s a male/female socialization thing, but the pooners seem to really get caught up in the LARP.)

Gee I don’t know… How DID they know that the six foot tall, brick faced hun isn’t “AFAB”?! A mystery!

The 5’1 little manlet with his tiny hands and head, Harry Potter glasses, flower tattoos and a dozen facial piercings isn’t “cis male”?

WHAAAA?!? How on earth would they know that, unless “he” in meticulous detail explained hes actually a “trans man”. (And put himself AT RISK!)

Poor lil’ pooners! Imagine living in a world where everyone around you is psychic and knows your deepest secret, despite the fact that you’re wearing your platform shoes and made sure the packer is visible.

This is what makes me think trannies are genuinely severely autistic, and that something is definitely wrong with them, aside from being delusional trannies obviously. Absolutely none of them pass, they have so many overt signs of their sex, and yet they are completely flabbergasted when people correctly point it out. Do they just genuinely not see the clear differences between men and women? Are they just feigning outrage like they always do?

Maybe I'm just too optimistic, but I just cannot imagine being this brain-dead pants-on-head retarded. Even toddlers understand the differences between men and women. Part of me wants to think they can't possibly be this stupid... but then again, they are trannies, so...

 

[Fapcop]

This is what makes me think trannies are genuinely severely autistic, and that something is definitely wrong with them, aside from being delusional trannies obviously. Absolutely none of them pass, they have so many overt signs of their sex, and yet they are completely flabbergasted when people correctly point it out. Do they just genuinely not see the clear differences between men and women? Are they just feigning outrage like they always do?

Maybe I'm just too optimistic, but I just cannot imagine being this brain-dead pants-on-head retarded. Even toddlers understand the differences between men and women. Part of me wants to think they can't possibly be this stupid... but then again, they are trannies, so...

Yeah… I think it’s a mix between wishful thinking, coombrain, autism and in the case of the lil’ pooners their weird fembrains/female socialization: “This person say they’re a woman/man. I need to see them as that, because I’m an agreeable person, and it won’t be mean to think they’re not a man/woman.”

 

[TheDataHorder]

This is what makes me think trannies are genuinely severely autistic

i know people who have autism, even the lowest functioning ones (the ones that are the definition of lobotomized retards) have more smarts then these munted rotting imitations of human beings.

they aren't autistic, how can something that isn't human have autism...