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Lol. Man nipples, lopsided moobs
 
Sinner's Sandwich said:
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 It's always hilarious when women use these words, trying to appear like a manly man but behind the screen is a tiny young woman.


Does this dumb woman think this will cure her atrophied pussy problem?
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Probably.

It won’t. But it may help her issues if she gets cramping.

Female orgasms can cause uterine cramping or spasms.

(They can also help soothe them during menstruation, or can help expel more blood and tissue in the aftermath.)

Pregnant woman… er… “birthing persons” who have high-risk pregnancies can be warned to avoid sexual activity in the last trimester because the uterine spasm from orgasm or intercourse can end up causing early labor.

Likewise, heavily pregnant women who are at or past their due date and facing induction of labour can be encouraged to participate in sexual activity in order to bring about labour without the need for medication.

So yeah - a hysterectomy will likely help with her discomfort and cramping if it’s uterine. The vaginal atrophy won’t be affected though.
 
AfghanBlue said:
I think the reason for the AGP smirk is:
Usually the pictures we see of people smiling, are when they are happy, either in a group enjoying themselves, or for some other reason that has caused them to take a selfie, whatever it is, they are genuinely happy about something and wanted to share that moment.

Troons have that weird agp smirk because they are not actually smiling about anything the purpose of their photo is only to show them, as them, it's like a dick pic.

The thrill is in the "look at me loving out my fetish, look at this clothing and how it relates"
They remeber that people smile in pictures so they smile. They weren't otherwise smiling or happy before they took the selfie, they smile for it only.

Most people wouldn't be in the mood to smile for a picture most of the time so wouldnt take one, but they need to as part of their work at the fetish.
It is basically a work selfie, but the work is themselves (notice them use phrases like "I'm full time now") and girls smile, as part of what they think, so they smile, because it's "girl".
And of course it looks just as good on them as the crop tops do stretched over their chests.
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Put your finger over the screen so it covers their face below the eyes. You'll notice that their eyes are almost never smiling.
 
stupid frog said:
How does that even work lmfao. This dumb bitch doesn't know how tall she is. Just go to the doctor, or a business with a height marker by the door and have someone read it. Assuming she actually has a friend who would go out in public with, obviously.
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Not understanding how to use a tape measure sounds like a woman trait :thinking:
 
Mad_Dog said:
Asmodeus speaking through every single one of them. Different people, same entity.
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Looked up the book of Tobit… considering Asmodeus kills Sarah’s husbands so that they cannot consummate the marriage, him castrating troons so these women don’t have a husband anymore is too accurate 👑
 
RollingRock2 said:
Not understanding how to use a tape measure sounds like a woman trait :thinking:
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Can confirm. I had to work really hard to be able to read a tape measure. I have a secret cheat sheet at my station for the 1/16ths. Goddamn im retarded in this shit. At least I can LIFT. Unlike pooner Manlets. You will never find the little pooners lifting their own body weight.

Tax: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZkpLVIY8us

'That's funny I only see one man standing and its me'
I could totally pick that little bitch up and carry her off the plane. Thank god air marshalls have to do the job instead.
 
Bogdandoff said:
imagine a comatose tranny waking up with a soy beard
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After a certain age, this is also the true and honest female experience. If pneumonia has had your grandmother in the hospital for a week, bring a set of tweezers when you visit.
RollingRock2 said:
Not understanding how to use a tape measure sounds like a woman trait
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DYEQ bro
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Toolbox said:
Never really paid attention to the story in that clip, which appears to be concerning a pseudo-pooner who presumably got murdered. Fitting.
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The movie Boys Don't Cry with Hilary Swank was about her. Teena tried to groom girls into rape by deception and committed crimes, but was herself raped and then murdered by two male ex-convicts she hung out with. Her whole life was an L. And of course this tough dood was tiny, as is Pooner Law.

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Dragged Into Sunlight said:
When there were school dances, she would say you're going and you're getting a date because I'm dropping you off there whether you like it or not and you dont want to be one of the losers there without a date.
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Based mom. That's a good parent. Your job is to help your kids become functioning adults not coddle them ( or conversely treat them as an inconvenience) a big problem a lot of the kids that fall into the Cult have is their parents allow it to happen by not being more involved, or actively contribute to it by being Kool Aid swinging woke jokes themselves.
 
Hitman One said:
Like, as a cis dude who's known trans men, trans men are just regular dudes. That's it. Trans men are just regular fucking guys and you're all fucking troopers for dealing with the absolute DEARTH of any support from the rest of the queer Community. Not to mention the invisibility and/or babying and objectification that Comes from weirdos that just..don't seem to get what it's like to be human? I know a couple trans men, and they re cool! Cool dudes that dont deserve the misandry and transphobia. It's like...idk. I'm very mad that my friends and people like them are treated with no genuine respect or sympathy. No one fucking talks about it out of small social circles and it sucks and I'm sorry people suck. Happy Holidays.
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There is, like, LITERALLY a 0% chance that this was written by "a cis dude", or whatever, oh my god. Like, you know what I mean? How you can just, like, tell?

Some pooners are so close to figuring it out. You know who else feels invisible and objectified and gets no support from the community? I'll give you a hint. They have two X chromosomes.
 
Battery Low said:
If only they could admit to being three gender non conforming dykes who enjoy getting railed by each other. Just say you're a bunch of lezzas, jfc.

Guess that's far too icky compared to doing the true-troon/poon maneuver of going "I'M THE BETTER FAG/SLUT COMPARED TO THESE CISSIS BECAUSE I CHOSE/WORKED FOR IT" ewww girls are gross etc....

I think cultural appropriation is bullshit but hearing these fucking children go off, and comparing it to what my actually gay relatives went through in the 70s makes me want to slap the silly out of them

mati etc I know...
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It's very easy to get MATI and wanting to throttle these nitwits. But they're young and stupid, and are just working off of what they've been taught and what they're been permitted to do in their upbringings. They're just products of the Participation Trophy Generation.
 
Thomas Eugene Paris said:
There is, like, LITERALLY a 0% chance that this was written by "a cis dude", or whatever, oh my god. Like, you know what I mean? How you can just, like, tell?

Some pooners are so close to figuring it out. You know who else feels invisible and objectified and gets no support from the community? I'll give you a hint. They have two X chromosomes.
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Reading that "cis dood" I could, like, virtually hear Ellen Pages whiney, weedling frog voice saying it.
I'm putting money the "cool dood" that wrote it was, like, actually a Pooner in disguise.
 
Hitman One said:
This is going to be the weirdest fucking post I've ever had to make. I didn't want to make this post but I'm genuinely at my wits end. So on to the issue Ever since T, I've noticed that..it's harder to Wipe myself clean. Yeah. Gross I know. But it's at the point where l have to wipe so much that the backend is RAW AND Bleeding. I wish l was joking. I've wiped and wiped and thought was clean only to discover MF SKID MARKS. I AM DiSGUSTED WITH MY B0DY RN. I thought maybe it was just my disgusting amount of ass hair that T has "blessed" me with but no, it seems to be an issue with the actual exit I don't even go to the bathroom more than I did pre-t but somehow l've become raw from wiping anyhow. Has anyone else dealt with this shit? my cis bf don't got advice. Prolly just need a bidet but if have to go at Work it's an issue. (God wish this was a troll post but it's not yall )
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Wet wipes, bitch, quit being disgusting.

Apustajan apustaja said:
They were so close.View attachment 5564189
I'm thinking of moving to some nice third world country where you can live of 500$ a month and make a few "homeless troon gibs"-accounts and retire.
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How tf do you get "almost abused" by a landlord.
 
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