📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Vapid_Idiot]

Exactly this. They want you to treat them like actual women. That means they get to use the women's room, play on the women's team, etc. They will accept no compromises. Giving them a special "trans" division in sports, for instance, says "you don't get to play on the women's team because you're not a woman," and that's super transphobic, so they don't want it. It's also why they want to date real, actual lesbians, not tranny girl-cock "transbians," because they want you to treat them like actual women. Having to date other trannies, play on a special sports team, or use a special bathroom invalidates their whole delusion.

Curious as to why there is always some story about trannies in women’s sports, but as far as I can remember I have never heard of a pooner in a men’s sport. I wonder why?

 

[friendlygreek]

Another selfish father. He waits until his wife is married to him and pregnant to troon out, knowing damn well it will now be difficult for her to simply leave him. I hate troons.

I feel like this is worse because he started trooning out when she was a couple of months pregnant. She probably threatened to abort and leave him so he stopped temporarily then resumed as soon as the baby is born according to the timeline shown.

Key point is there's no going back once someone says they're trans.

 

[Georgio Cocklord]

They don't want their own spaces, they want WOMEN'S spaces.

Idk why but this reminded me of the time twitch thots were given a space for sexual content, on the decidedly non sexual twitch.com but they almost immediately jumped ship onto the ASMR category cause their section made no money. I remember talking to an MTF who told me it's dehumanising to have a third space (including bathrooms) cause it's an indication of being treated lesser than normal which is just cope. It's just greedy colonialism, any expansionist effort which seeks other people's spaces is exactly that.

 

[poko]

Few things on /r/translater leave me speechless, but this makeup disaster did

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it's going great if they're trying to look like Martha Raye:

sincere apologies to the family of Ms Raye.

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

Idk why but this reminded me of the time twitch thots were given a space for sexual content, on the decidedly non sexual twitch.com but they almost immediately jumped ship onto the ASMR category cause their section made no money. I remember talking to an MTF who told me it's dehumanising to have a third space (including bathrooms) cause it's an indication of being treated lesser than normal which is just cope. It's just greedy colonialism, any expansionist effort which seeks other people's spaces is exactly that.

…b-but I thought they were identifying as queer/non-binary/trans/faggot because they did want to be treated as normal. You would think they would be ecstatic to have their own segregated faggot commodes

 

[Doktor Grimm]

Chicken Joe troon passes better as a regular manlet than a crossdresser.

Spoiler: Text

I got ma'am-ed yesterday, and I'm honestly a little unhappy about it.

So, obviously, getting ma'am-ed, miss-ed, or lady-ed are part of the goal. I do not pass. well, or so I'm pretty sure. 90% of the time I get gendered male, but I'm usually only ever at work, and so I talk a lot, and I have no desire to voice train. I like my voice, but it's not particularly feminine. very obviously a "dudes" voice. I have the vocabulary, tonation, and speech pattern of Chicken Joe, from Surfs Up.

I don't work too hard on presentation. I don't wear makeup ever. my work jeans are men's pants, and often I wear men's pants simply cause I've gotten used to them. much less tucking effort required with the way they're cut. I wear a lot of men's shirts, or occasionally boys shirts, as they're cheaper and they fit, and I only wear them for work (I'm required to wear a polo). I have arm hair that I don't keep trimmed, it's not bushy, but it's long, for arm hair. I still have relatively strong/sharp male features, and my side profile really kills any femininity. the only thing I do regularly is shave, but I currently have visible stubble, like 4-5 days growth. I'm 5'4, which helps, but not as much as you'd think.

but I got ma'am-ed yesterday. I had a ball cap on, with a teeny little bun poking out (shoulder length hair). I was in my work uniform, with a long sleeve undershirt on that I had rolled up cause it wasn't cold anymore. I looked decidedly male. I was boymoding, didn't wanna get hate crimed in Walmart. but I got ma'am-ed.

and I'm frustrated because on the occasion that I put effort into the way I present, if I wear something that accentuates my breasts, if I tuck well and wear something that lifts my butt, if I wear my dainty little size 6 (women's) shoes, if I do my hair and wear a little makeup and make sure I'm clean shaven, I get sir-ed. almost every time. regardless of whether I've spoken or not, which is the biggest give away, I get sir-ed.

it really sucks because it's hit or miss regardless, but every time i look objectively feminine or female presenting, I get sir-ed. and every time I've just clocked out of a 9 hour shift, smell like onions (food service), wearing bulky boots, men's jeans, and a men's shirt, with a fuck ton of stubble and a walk that resembles the movements of a caveman or a 70's hippie, I get ma'am-ed, at least once.

WHAT THE HELL?!???

It's almost as if trying to appear female only makes it obvious just how male you are. Note for my fellow short kings: go out dressed in women's clothes to assert your masculine presence..?

 

[Georgio Cocklord]

…b-but I thought they were identifying as queer/non-binary/trans/faggot because they did want to be treated as normal. You would think they would be ecstatic to have their own segregated faggot commodes

"Different but normal" is what I think theyre going for despite being completely abnormal because in their heads normal is a social construct and theyre gonna change it. It honestly brings to mind the Plessy Vs Ferguson Precedent which was a precursor to Jim Crow segregation where a white guy who was 1/8th black was forced to use the facilities for black people. The colloquial name for that precedent at the time was "Separate but Equal" which goes alongside "Different but normal" and "Oppressed but empowered" as self contradictory descriptors for insecure faggots.

 

[Black Hole Vacation]

Curious as to why there is always some story about trannies in women’s sports, but as far as I can remember I have never heard of a pooner in a men’s sport. I wonder why?

Beyond the fact that they get no competitive advantage against men in virtually every sport it seems like most pooners just want to be left alone and are being sold a shitty way to cope with their trauma. Aggressively asserting yourself into spaces to colonise them seems to exclusively be an MTF thing, which is why I think it's very easy to find vocal MTFs in non-trans related spaces or hobbies whereas you have to actively go looking for pooners to find them.

 

[deep end]

Please excuse any newfaggery in this post, I've been lurking for like a year and I finally found something funny enough to be worth posting.

"Her" Reddit account

I forget where I even came across this account, but the more I read into it the funnier it gets.

All of his posts are written in this weird cwc-esque retardspeak, complete with many, many spelling errors.

Now, aside from the funny subject matter, IGNOR SUCH RUDNESS, and the phrase "pull up our panties", you'll notice that he signs his comments like a boomer would. This is because, well, he very much is.

Note the fucking katanas in the back. How could such a manly man be trans!?

Michele has 5 kids, including an adopted one. I wonder how good a father he was?

Well damn, I guess I don't have to assume then. This also begs the question of why in the hell he adopted a child if he's self aware enough to admit that he was a horrible father, but in the spirit of charitibility, I'll just say we don't have the whole story.

Evidently his kids don't see him often if at all, which substantiates the claim that he was a horrible father.

Shocker: Michele also seems to have AGP, although that's really a given in cases like these.

Who wouldn't want to impregnate this gorgeous babe?

It boggles my fucking mind how you could post this and think it looks good. You literally have the stereotypical boomer expression, the camera is unfocused, and you're either leaning forward at an awkward angle or you have baby legs.

This one is my favorite. If I was to see this out of context, I'd assume it was satire.

I was going to write a whole thing about this but I can hardly even comprehend what the fuck he's trying to say. I'm trying to decide if I prefer the line "Look at how many republicans proudly say Hitler and Stalin were right" (Claims to love history and doesn't know that stalin was a communist, many such cases.) Or if I prefer the line "According to the Moral Police, ALL LGBTQ ARE DEGENERATES. Trans people are THE WORST!!! WE'RE MENTALLY WACKO, PEDIFILES and PERVERTS(thats both M2F and F2M). That WE ATTACK WOMEN AND CHILDREN, and murder people with AR-15's."

Pedifiles. All of them.

 

[glass_houses]

Male socialization strikes again. I'd bet my left nut a big chunk of it was non-verbal stuff you didn't notice, but your brain sure did. Like body language, even the positioning of the body relative to other people, hand gestures, feet position, the way the head, shoulders and hips move. Both genders have these little tells that we unconsciously pick up on and trannies will never be able to imitate them, because they lack the true and honest (heh) lived experience of the gender they masquerade as.

It's not just socialisation, the skeleton, musculature, and organ arrangement is different. For example, women's bones are less dense; sure, waving our arms around like a bloke isn't 'ladylike', but we're also more likely to crack a bone if we accidentally whack our hand against the wall or a hard bit of furniture. Sure, it's more 'modest' for a woman to sit with her legs crossed, but it's also a lot easier because not only are our genitals not in the way, our thigh bones angle in instead of straight like a man's.

When you sit down and start analysing what is 'male' and 'female' manners, they're often just heavily exaggerated physical traits. Many years ago, long before the troonpocalypse, I watched a documentary about an early teen who'd basically been born with a mess instead of a downstairs department, and the decision had been made to raise her as female. It was very disconcerting, because she was so... sexless, that my instincts were just gibbering at me incoherently. Looking back, I strongly suspect that the girl was a chromosomal male, and the female mannerisms and dress were just at odds with a bone structure and voice box that were in the early stages of male puberty.

Socialisation is indeed a thing, but at the end of the day, there is not a single living creature that isn't ultimately a slave to its physical form.

 

[Doppelmonger]

Curious as to why there is always some story about trannies in women’s sports, but as far as I can remember I have never heard of a pooner in a men’s sport. I wonder why?

There is one, TRUK United FC, composed solely of FtMs that played professionally. I knew of them thanks to an exhibition match versus a team made on the spot of men, that seemed to not play soccer outside of a casual match, and if you try to find news about that event, you will only find love bombing for the poon team despite losing 8-1

It was a really unfair game that could be turned into a massacre, but it was obvious that after half time someone told the men to show mercy for the hecking valid doods.

Here is the note on the farms:

https://embed.kiwifarms.st/threads/...ow-there-is-a-place-for-them-in-sport.161004/

 

[Susanna]

There's also the fact that taking testosterone pretty much automatically bars them from competitions. It's a performance enhancer, estrogen isn't. An FtM athlete will perform worse than the men she would be competing against even if she does pack on the muscle, since she'll still be shorter and have a woman's build, while a troon athlete will outperform (if not all then at least most) women he'd be competing against even if he does let all his muscles atrophy before he starts training again, because he still has the height and build advantage. Transitioning to cheat in competitions is pretty much only going to work if you intend to compete against women, which FtMs wouldn't find "affirming".

The exception would be things like dressage, where women and men compete against each other anyway so it doesn't matter.

 

[Surfin Terf]

Curious as to why there is always some story about trannies in women’s sports, but as far as I can remember I have never heard of a pooner in a men’s sport. I wonder why?

The only case I can think of is Schuyler Bailar. She transitioned from a swimming prodigy with a scholarship to swim for Harvard, to last place on the men's team (after a few years of steroids and working her ass off, she managed to make it to the middle of the pack by her senior year). On the one hand you have to respect someone giving up the easy, glorious path. On the other hand, she gave it up for a retarded reason and is generally obnoxious.

There was also the NHL exhibition match where the pink team (primarily TiMs) played against the black team (primarily TiFs) and a TiF was creamed and had to be taken out on a stretcher. Her "boyfriend" was so distraught that she refused to go to the goal after letting a 6th goal in and had to be coaxed back when the audience started chanting "we love Tyler" (I don't think that was her name, this is all from memory).

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

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Lmao this idiot is sofa king poor that he’s given up on his transition altogether. Lmao. Considering there are trans homeless drug addicts all over the place, and Boston MassHealth would cover your hormones, wtf is he too poor for? 200k worth of plastic surgery?
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These perverts need to figure out that transitioning messes with your kids. But I’m 100% on board for that blunt child honesty like “I don’t want you pretending to be a girl 100% of the time, dad.”
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that final sentence took me from “o sad” to “ugh, pervert.”

Very feminine leg stubble, dood.

Mad_Dog said:
A male frame moves like a male frame. This is a current year discovery

It's even true for gay men. Blaire White moves, acts, sounds, and speaks like a homosexual.

 

[SimplyScrumptious]

Idk why but this reminded me of the time twitch thots were given a space for sexual content, on the decidedly non sexual twitch.com but they almost immediately jumped ship onto the ASMR category cause their section made no money. I remember talking to an MTF who told me it's dehumanising to have a third space (including bathrooms) cause it's an indication of being treated lesser than normal which is just cope. It's just greedy colonialism, any expansionist effort which seeks other people's spaces is exactly that.

When to normal people being given your own space is a privilege lol. Own bathroom at work or school? Own changing room?? Own language???

From a news page;
Trannies go to UN because they’re mad with the UK - The Telegraph

We are really at this point lol. I bet this clarification will make them rage even more tbh, how dare they be separated by their sex and not gender.

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The trannies will bring their own demise tbh. Delicious.

 

[TroonFiringSquad]

Post on HonestTransgender realizes the British public is not at their side majority wise.Why politicians pander these people is beyond me.
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There is no fucking way tranny surgeries and HRT should be government funded or subsidized. It should be treated like any other optional surgery like cosmetic which should be paid for out of pocket. I only support cosmetic surgery being covered if it's for people who have been disfigured in an accident or assault or something.

Say what you will about living in the US with our expensive ass medical system but I hope we never get cucked enough to start covering all the bills for troons to play make believe.

 

[Kumquat]

Chicken Joe troon passes better as a regular manlet than a crossdresser.

I seriously want to know how long it's going to take for people to realize that these degenerates will never be satisfied and that it's useless to try and appease them. Literally nothing you do will ever make them happy. If you use the wrong pronouns, they screech. If you use the right pronouns, they screech. Don't give them access to women's spaces, they screech. Do give them access, they screech. The correct approach for these kinds of people has always been to simply say "fuck off" and ignore them, because nothing you do will ever be enough for them.

There is no fucking way tranny surgeries and HRT should be government funded or subsidized. It should be treated like any other optional surgery like cosmetic which should be paid for out of pocket. I only support cosmetic surgery being covered if it's for people who have been disfigured in an accident or assault or something.

Say what you will about living in the US with our expensive ass medical system but I hope we never get cucked enough to start covering all the bills for troons to play make believe.

You already are, unfortunately. There are multiple "trans health" services like Folx or Plume who will happily commit insurance fraud by writing a fake letter of recommendation for surgery so insurance will pay for it. Only $200 and a twenty-minute "consultation" and they'll give you whatever letter you want authorizing whatever surgery you want, all paid for by insurance. If you pay for insurance, you're funding these surgeries, whether you like it or not.

 

[Mad_Dog]

I seriously want to know how long it's going to take for people to realize that these degenerates will never be satisfied and that it's useless to try and appease them. Literally nothing you do will ever make them happy. If you use the wrong pronouns, they screech. If you use the right pronouns, they screech. Don't give them access to women's spaces, they screech. Do give them access, they screech. The correct approach for these kinds of people has always been to simply say "fuck off" and ignore them, because nothing you do will ever be enough for them.

Textbook demonic behavior

 

[Faceless Whore]

Exactly this. They want you to treat them like actual women. That means they get to use the women's room, play on the women's team, etc. They will accept no compromises. Giving them a special "trans" division in sports, for instance, says "you don't get to play on the women's team because you're not a woman," and that's super transphobic, so they don't want it. It's also why they want to date real, actual lesbians, not tranny girl-cock "transbians," because they want you to treat them like actual women. Having to date other trannies, play on a special sports team, or use a special bathroom invalidates their whole delusion.

My understanding of the trans phenomenon is it's basically playing pretend.
Picture little kids on the playground. Kindergarten. Playing house, playing doctor, whatever. Those games are only fun when someone plays along with you to "bring the fantasy to life".

These people want to play pretend that they're the opposite sex, but whereas kids acknowledge it's fake these people want to completely suspend disbelief so they can immerse themselves in this fantasy completely for the rest of their lives. And unlike kids who only recruit their willing friends to play along these people expect and DEMAND that absolutely everyone in the world play along with their fantasy, and everything about the real world be altered to support their immersion.
That's why third bathrooms and separate teams aren't an option, because it breaks immersion. Immersion absolutely requires being in the girl's lockerroom with unconsenting 10 year olds to be psychologically convincing.

Of course reality itself always somehow breaks immersion, because barring magiclike sci-fi tech troons will always differ from women in ways that will inevitably become obvious as one goes about daily life. The other day I read a troon's mental breakdown over not being able to find women's shoes that fit at his local shopping mall because he's a grownass man with gigantic honking man feet and stores of course don't carry women's shoes in sizes that would fit him. (Can't remember if I read that myself or it was posted here. It's in this post.)

And I always find troonbians unwillingness to date other troons funny, because it's undeniable proof that troons don't consider other troons "true and real women", because another troon will never be "woman enough" to create the immersion necessary to experience the "I'm a lesbian" fantasy. Only a True and Honest XX will do.

Curious as to why there is always some story about trannies in women’s sports, but as far as I can remember I have never heard of a pooner in a men’s sport. I wonder why?

This would be a great point to bring up in arguments.
Makes me think: If trans women don't possess any physical differences from women, despite post-puberty transition, then it goes without saying that trans men don't differ from men either. And if that's true why don't we see any pooners in men's sports?

There was also the NHL exhibition match where the pink team (primarily TiMs) played against the black team (primarily TiFs) and a TiF was creamed and had to be taken out on a stretcher. Her "boyfriend" was so distraught that she refused to go to the goal after letting a 6th goal in and had to be coaxed back when the audience started chanting "we love Tyler" (I don't think that was her name, this is all from memory).
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>whittle twiggy pooner gently brushes shoulders with ginormous hon
>instantaneously destroyed
>"GET A MEDIC!"

This is one of the best things I've ever seen. I'm not surprised I haven't heard of this, given how ridiculous it is.

This would be another great point to make: If troons aren't physically different from women (and by extension pooners aren't physically different from men), then pooners should be able to effortlessly defeat hons in physical sports like this. Would love to see how the trans cult tries to wiggle out of that one.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Curious as to why there is always some story about trannies in women’s sports, but as far as I can remember I have never heard of a pooner in a men’s sport. I wonder why?

I can't remember the exact details, just that it was used as a gotcha by delusional troons at the time, but there was one single instance of a pooner athlete competing against men and coming out on top...

Spoiler: The sport?

Competitive walking. Over-40s division.