📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

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Scoia'tael said:
There are multiple Ls taking place here. I counted 4. Let me know how many you find!

1. Pooner. 2. Pooner of the type to still dress and behave in a stereotypically feminine way and yet expect to be treated as a man 3. Sexpest 4. The kind of person to invite a friend over to binge a show.

They posted an update which just digs their hole deeper tbh:

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Man, this whole awkward 'first crush' interaction would be so much simpler without all this GENDER NONSENSE layered on top. She would have probably just got a simple dicking had this been an ordinary interaction between angsty, questioning, but otherwise mentally competent young individuals.
The lack of insight into the plain absurdity of this worldview and the intense dysfunction it causes to the subject's own immediate life is, I think, by far the greatest L of all.
 
Catching up overnight.
Screamer_2 said:
Apparently the term for not being asexual is allosexual.
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Mad_Dog said:
Living a chaste life is honorable. Calling yourself asexual on the internet is retarded.
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Positron said:
"Asexual" can mean anything except "thinking about sex every waking second". Yes, you are almost certainly "asexual" under some definition.
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Making up crazy words to cover the crazy, plus people who are playing it as a game.

Nook Figures said:
the plain absurdity of this worldview
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Insanity, plus pretending to be insane is a loyalty test.

Positron said:
I envy women because of "anime girls, adult entertainment actresses, and video games characters."
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Pins it down perfectly. :winner:
 
Nook Figures said:
Man, this whole awkward 'first crush' interaction would be so much simpler without all this GENDER NONSENSE layered on top. She would have probably just got a simple dicking had this been an ordinary interaction between angsty, questioning, but otherwise mentally competent young individuals.
The lack of insight into the plain absurdity of this worldview and the intense dysfunction it causes to the subject's own immediate life is, I think, by far the greatest L of all.
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I think he is just actually gay. I don't think she would've gotten anything from him because she doesn't even present as a male (not that that would make her a man but still), she's just a girl, and trying to kiss him made him recoil in disgust and leave it sounds like lmao so. Maybe this will peak him.
 
Scoia'tael said:
There are multiple Ls taking place here. I counted 4. Let me know how many you find!

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1. Pooner. 2. Pooner of the type to still dress and behave in a stereotypically feminine way and yet expect to be treated as a man 3. Sexpest 4. The kind of person to invite a friend over to binge a show.

They posted an update which just digs their hole deeper tbh:

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Gunter Hatherer said:
Making up crazy words to cover the crazy, plus people who are playing it as a game.
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There is, or at least was, a lot of social pressure on girls to have casual sex as teenagers in some circles. Being uncomfortable with just putting out all the time, everywhere, for anyone made you weird and "sex-negative." A girl declaring she was "demisexual" or "sapiosexual" because she didn't like the idea of getting dick from strangers was both a way to avoid being shamed and to get genderspecial points.
 
Screamer_2 said:
I had to google "aroace."

Aromantic asexual people

Is there such a thing as romantic asexual people?


Which leads me to 14 Things to Know About Dating as an Asexual Person



Imagine being the kind of straight person who would call themselves hetroromantic.

Apparently the term for not being asexual is allosexual. What non sense. It was too autistic to continue reading.
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Tumblr speak has poisoned our language. When I was younger I called myself asexual biromantic. It felt retarded back then too, but I liked feeling special. Obviously I don't use those terms anymore, there really isn't even much reason to label your sexuality unless you're gay. I don't even consider myself bisexual anymore lmfao. It was all a phase, shockingly.

The reason people say they are asexual is because they are insecure about their bodies and have never had sex before, and are too scared or insecure to. But once you stop being a pussy you realize you are "allosexual" just like everyone else, and are not special at all.
 
I’m willing to bet a lot of “asexuals” online are children who have been given unfettered access to the internet’s frankly horrific depictions of human sexuality and are rightfully terrified.

If I was 13 and saw some of the shit that porn and social media passes off as sex I’d say I was asexual too.
 
LavenderMenace said:
A lot of these trannies just need to be plain gay/lesbian and stop there. I feel like ALLLLOOOTT OF ISSUES would be solved. Too bad being just a fag isn’t enough for these ogres.
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They're afraid of being faggots. If they like men but become a woman, then they're heterosexual women. They can't cope with being a fucking FAG.

Mad_Dog said:
Asexual is just another word for loser. Only depressed folks too scared to find sexual partners, and with no libido whatsoever call themselves asexual. How much you wanna bet they still watch porn and fantasize about weird shit all the time?
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I watch porn maybe once every two to three months.
 
RMQualtrough said:
They're afraid of being faggots. If they like men but become a woman, then they're heterosexual women. They can't cope with being a fucking FAG.
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I would suck 100 dicks over cutting my own off and I'm not even a faggot. I think most people would feel the same. That we ended up with this being a 'solution' to gay guilt is so nuts, definitely a decent chunk of trannies in that category.
 
The Ugly One said:
Back when you couldn't see the top of my head from space, I wore my hair down to my shoulders. Shampoo + conditioner + trim the split ends, and it looked pretty good. Not Sebastian Bach good, but girls talked to me.



Trooning out when you look like that at age 50 is like having a sealed copy of Sgt Pepper's, signed by all four Beatles, that you ripped open and used for turntable scratches in your Limp Bizkit cover band.
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I understand we are on kiwi farms and all but these are the only trannies I hate to a person.. fucking waste just like magic Johnson's son.. If you are over like 6'2 and you transition I hate you I don't care who you are
 
kyskeff said:
I would suck 100 dicks over cutting my own off and I'm not even a faggot. I think most people would feel the same. That we ended up with this being a 'solution' to gay guilt is so nuts, definitely a decent chunk of trannies in that category.
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If my options are sucking 100 dicks or chopping my own dick off, I'm joining the 41% Club and saying peace out.
 
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