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The Ugly One said:
Why would you feel sad for either one of them? They both trooned out because wearing women's clothes gets them off, both furtively masturbate in the ladies' room, both failed to find a hot lesbian gf, and are only with each other because it's the closest they will ever get to touching boobs. So maybe one guy was a little more willing to suck his "girlfriend's" dick while dressed as Sailor Moon, but now he jerks it to anime while the other dude jerks it to furry porn. Who cares which one is the saddest?
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I was drunk and sleepy when I was writing it.
Now, sober and in the light of day I see errors of my ways.
Fuck troons.
 
Tragi-Chan said:
They’re never inspired by, say, female politicians, artists, writers, athletes - it’s only women, real or fictional, that cater to the male gaze.

RIP Richard Roundtree. He was a complicated man, and no one understood him but his woman.

All the self-described asexuals I’ve ever met fall into three categories.
- Closet homosexuals.
- Incels with sour grapes.
- People with arrested development who are scared of dating.
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Fifth category: me if someone ever asks me to elaborate when I say I wouldn’t date a troon.
 
glioblastoma multiforme said:
this is really ludicrous. when i was a teenager, and maybe i moved in weird circles (see below), it was pretty normal to have sex with people of your own sex. cos you were just figuring shit out and what worked for you.
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Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but that's called "being a faggot". See below.

No Batty Boys in Jamaica said:
It’s not normal for dudes to fuck each other in an experimenting way. By the time a dude is sexually active he knows if he likes dudes or not.
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Right? Long before I was actually having sex, I knew pretty firmly what my sexuality was. I wasn't even afraid to look at a dude amongst my peers in a 'cute' way in middle school or whatever, it just didn't click. Is that not how this goes typically?

LonesomeDud said:
Volcels can also refer to people simply not choosing to have sex who can still be horny AF.

I think describing it as a condition is more apt.
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Why does everything need a name that can be claimed as an identity? PLENTY of people take a little bit of time off from sex after a breakup, traumatic event, whatever. That doesn't need to be called 'volcel' or ammosexual or asexflexible or whatever else. That's retarded.
 
Twitter made @tiredmemeclown take this post down. Thankfully I caught it beforehand. It made me lol.
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Just checked back. He's from Albuquerque NM.
Definitely a Democrat state, but that doesn't really tell you the culture.

If he's looking for a place where nobody ever gives you a dirty look, he's out of luck.
Even privileged characters like me aren't that privileged. :christine::medallion:
 
The Ugly One said:
wait

Is what happened here that a girl who pretends she's a boy just really hit it off with a boy who says he's gay?
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I think so...and now she's wearing his jacket...not at all a standard hetero couple move straight out of 1955.

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(for some incomprehensible reason I could not find more than 3 "girlfriend obviously wearing boyfriend's letter jacket" images, and the other two were modern, so pretend this "1950s(60s) girl wearing boyfriend's varsity letter(man) sweater" is in a jacket)
 
Seeing all these trannies and pooners makes me laugh and sad at the same time. If they just crossdressed they would not be so miserable and would actually get more respect, but that would require transexuals to be self-aware.:story:
 
Regarding the asexuality talk, I just stumbled upon this. Kinda related cause Stonewall affiliate.
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Can someone please tell me what recognition of "aces" would look like? In what everyday area is one affected negatively because they don't wanna bump uglies? And what the fuck are protections for asexual people? Normal people get fined if they mention having a partner or kids?
It's stupid enough this UK-based interest group is calling itself after an event specific to New York gays, but their concerns are even dumber shit. I guess this is pretty tame when you remember they push for the same draconian shit as Mermaids.

ETA: Don’t wanna doublepost, but that MtF talking about the military draft makes me laugh. When Trump wrote that bill to ban troons from military service every lefty was up in the air about discrimination (despite criticizing the US military at every other opportunity). Now this dude is thinking of dodging the draft with his troonery. It sounds like a 1960s comedy with men dodging the draft by crossdressing and getting into wacky shenanigans,
 
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Gunter Hatherer said:
Government goodies. What else? 8)
The right to be forgotten ...
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Why do these kind of posts always sound like they're written by children.

'Make me feel sad'

Is it because they're literally so young they don't have a developed vocabulary? Or does troonshine make you stupid? Or is there just generally a pattern of hyper-infantalization with these people?

It's all so tiresome
 
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